I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

There was too much information tonight, An Youxi couldn't help but get excited, and knocked on Xia Qianqian's chat box non-stop as soon as she got back.

An Youxi: Are you there?

An Youxi: Xia Qianqian!Xia Qianqian!Summer—shallow—shallow—

Xia Qianqian: What's the matter? ?

An Youxi: Let me tell you!Ran Ningmu and I went out to skateboard tonight!Originally, I was just going to deliver skateboards, but it was a coincidence that the skateboard club was training tonight, so I went with him!Then I do this and that, he does this and that, we do this and that!Hug together ah ah ah! ! !

An Youxi quickly summarized the cause and effect with fierce words, and finally concluded——

sisters!I'm so excited!

Xia Qianqian: Yes, I can see it

I am not blind ==

An Youxi: Xia Qianqian!Do you think he is interested in me?It's not that I'm narcissistic, his body was stiff when he hugged me!Normally, if you hate someone or just a friend, you should just push him away, right?How can it be such a suspicious reaction?right?

Xia Qianqian thought in her heart that this child is not completely stupid, and said: Sister, I will give you a piece of advice, hurry up and find a time to confess, if it doesn't work, I will give you my phantom limb

An Youxi:? ? ?

Why do I want this kind of thing!

An Youxi: But but, I dare not [cry]

Xia Qianqian: [Fuck some hands.jpg]

An Youxi:? ? ?

Xia Qianqian: I originally planned to have a friendship with the skateboard club last semester, but the equipment was accidentally damaged and I needed to spend money to replace it, resulting in insufficient funds.

Xia Qianqian: Just a few days ago, the funds for this semester of various departments have been broadcast one after another, and the recruitment of new clubs has almost been completed. I plan to discuss with the president of the skateboard club in these two days to see where to gather this weekend. Let the newcomers on both sides get to know each other

Xia Qianqian: You, the extra-staff mascot of our news department, must come here together. The opportunity has been prepared for you. You can figure it out

An Youxi was really shocked by this, tears welled up in her eyes: Xia Qianqian!From today on, you are my real mother! ! !

Xia Qianqian: Hey!My big boy!Mommy has just two weeks of press releases, my dear, let's come to the radio station to record a sound! [A loving mother smiles and touches her head.jpg]

An Youxi: ...

Sure enough, there is no free lunch in the world.

An Youxi: Okay

An Youxi: [Cinderella's vicious stepmother: I will never allow you to go to the ball.jpg]

[An Youxi withdrew a message, guess what was withdrawn. ]

An Youxi: Sorry for the wrong post

An Youxi: [Only mother is good in the world.jpg]

An Youxi: I love you, I love you~

Xia Qianqian: ...

When I can't see you mean it?

……

The venue for the social gathering was finally decided in a home party inside the school. It opened the largest private room, providing self-service barbecue, hot pot, etc., and a full range of board games. You can also watch karaoke and movies. It is convenient to go back after playing late. It is economical Cheap and safe.

An Youxi went there with a confession in mind. She was so nervous when she woke up in the morning that she even wrote a confession essay and recited it. She never expected that when she got to the private room, she ran into a completely unexpected person. acquaintances.

"Hello, senior. My name is Wu Tianqing. I'm a freshman recruited by the News Department this year. I'm currently in charge of broadcasting and hosting."

An Youxi looked at the boy with a bright smile in front of her, and the little pomelo in her heart twisted into twists in embarrassment.

Help!What a coincidence!

What kind of fate brought us together here?

Ape dung? ? ?

Ask: What should I do if the former screen cp who pursued me for several months without my knowledge found out that the rumored partner had a face-to-face meeting with me without the other party's knowledge and took the initiative to say hello?

Answer: Have you seen the sea view villas of Barbie's dream mansion under your feet?I picked it, and I will give you one, you are welcome. (Smile)

The only thing to be thankful for is that this person's ears are not very good, so he didn't recognize his vest.

An Youxi nodded lightly: "Hello, I'm An Youxi, the previous minister of the Ministry of Information. I have something to do, so I won't accompany you."

After speaking, he turned and left.

The chat ended before it even started. Wu Tianqing had never seen such a powerful topic terminator before. She was stunned for a long time before she came to her senses and hurried to stop it.

"Speaking of which, I saw the senior when I was picking up the courier some time ago. I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon. It's really destined."

An Youxi stared expressionlessly at the arm lying in front of her: "Oh, then you have a really good memory."

Grass, what's the situation now?I have acted so indifferent, arrogant and unreasonable, why is he still retreating without knowing the difficulty?shake m?

At this time, Wu Tianqing suddenly approached with a few steps, the corners of his mouth slightly raised a sinister arc, and he deliberately suppressed his throat and said slowly in a low, bubbly voice: "It's not that I have a good memory, it's that the senior is so handsome, I can't even remember." Difficult..."

? ?

An Youxi was overwhelmed with oil, and an incredible thought suddenly appeared in her mind——

This person, shouldn't he see me again?

The clever use of the word "you" fully demonstrates the wonderfulness of ape dung.

It shouldn't be, doesn't he have a boyfriend?The boy who was with him that day was Xiao Qiao, right?

He's overthinking it...

"Who are you?" Ran Ningmu appeared between the two out of thin air at this moment, as if growing out of the air.

An Youxi and Wu Tianqing were so frightened that they backed up at the same time. The difference was that Ran Ningmu grabbed An Youxi's wrist to prevent him from moving, while Wu Tianqing almost fell down. He swayed a few times before he managed to stabilize himself. Ran Ningmu.

"who are you?"

Ran Ningmu blurted out: "I'm his man—"

An Youxi: Male what?man? ? ?

"I'm his male and sexual friend."

An Youxi: "..."

Excuseme?What's with that weird pause in the middle?What kind of friends are sex friends?Hmmmm? ?Lao Gong promised me, if you can’t break a sentence, don’t break it, okay? ? ?

Wu Tianqing's expression twisted for a moment, and she faked a smile and said, "Hello, Wu Tianqing."

"Well, I see."

Ran Ningmu insisted on saying "I got it" with the air of "I got it", and had no intention of introducing herself at all, so she dragged An Youxi away.

What a joke, have you ever seen a heavenly king who wants to declare his name when he goes down to play?

Wu Tianqing looked at them from behind, her eyes darkened.

Little Qiao didn't know, Wu Tianqing inquired about An Youxi after she went back that day, and after learning that An Youxi was single, Wu Tianqing was secretly pleased, after all, Ran Ningmu was not easy to provoke.

But today, it seems that good things are not so easy to get...

But it doesn't matter, the more you scramble, the more precious the treasure is, isn't it?

Ran Ningmu pulled An Youxi and just sat down at the table, the seat next to An Youxi was occupied by Wu Tianqing, Ran Ningmu's face darkened, and when he got up, he wanted to change seats with An Youxi. They rushed over from all corners of the room, and the seats were filled in the blink of an eye. Ran Ningmu's expression changed, so he had to sit back in silence.

While waiting for the food to be served, Wu Tianqing tried to talk to An Youxi several times, but Ran Ningmu interrupted them indifferently. near.

Ran Ningmu noticed An Youxi's little act of trust, and the little tail in her heart couldn't help but twitch.

After finally waiting for the food to be served, An Youxi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that she should have a good meal now, but as soon as she thought about it, a piece of braised pork was put into the bowl in front of her.

An Youxi turned her head stiffly, and saw Wu Tianqing smiling sweetly at herself: "Senior, the braised pork here is not bad, try it."

An Youxi was heartbroken, and now she was finally sure that Wu Tianqing was really interested in her.

Is this person sick?If the real boyfriend doesn't take good care of him, what's the matter with him? ? ?

An Youxi took a deep breath: "No, thank you—"

However, before he finished speaking, he stared dumbfounded at Ran Ningmu who suddenly stretched out a pair of chopsticks from the side to pick up the braised pork in his bowl, put it directly into his mouth, chew it, swallow it, and nodded: "Yeah." , the taste is really good."

After finishing speaking, Ran Ningmu picked up a new piece of braised pork from the plate and put it into An Youxi's bowl, and said with a gentle smile, "Brother, try it too."

Wu Tianqing was stunned by Ran Ningmu's brazen behavior, she was stunned for a long time before her face darkened, and she gave An Youxi a new piece of glutinous rice cakes, which undoubtedly entered Ran Ningmu's stomach, and then the other party put a new piece of glutinous rice cake in it of.

But this time, Ran Ningmu didn't put the food into An Youxi's bowl, but brought it directly to his mouth.

"Brother, open your mouth, ah—"

"What are you doing - woohoo!"

An Youxi stared wide-eyed and was forced to accept Ran Ningmu's feeding. The sugar water of the glutinous rice cakes almost flowed out. An Youxi hurriedly picked it up with her hands, but the corner of her mouth was suddenly covered with a soft paper towel, and then Ran Ningmu stretched out a slender Hand, raised An Youxi's chin with two fingers, and carefully wiped the sugar water on his face.

"Don't use your hands, it's dirty." Ran Ningmu casually threw the used tissue on the table.

An Youxi's whole body was shattered, her left and right cheeks were swelled up by the glutinous rice cakes in her mouth, her eyes almost popped out, she looked like a little hamster.

He felt that his expression at this time must be very stupid, because he saw the obvious uncontrollable laughter in Ran Ningmu's dark eyes.

Bang Dang Bang Dang sound of chopsticks falling to the ground.

At some point, the originally noisy dining table gradually quieted down, eyes were fixed on An Youxi and the three of them, and the whole place was as silent as death.

I don't know if it's An Youxi's illusion, but he always feels that the way these people look at him looks like they are watching Su Daji's reincarnation.

The little pomelo in An Youxi's heart was already so pumped that she was about to faint, and she wished she could knock Wu Tianqing unconscious with a knife and tie him to a rocket to send him to the west.

It's all the fault of this stinking man, his innocence has been ruined!

Xia Qianqian couldn't bear it anymore, and secretly sent a message to An Youxi: What are you three doing?

An Youxi suddenly complained like grabbing a life-saving straw: I don't know either!At first Wu Tianqing came to say hello, he did this and that, I did this and that, then Ran Ningmu suddenly appeared, and after this and that, we became what we are now!

Xia Qianqian thought for a while: OK, I see.

I don't know what Xia Qianqian knew. Within a few minutes, An Youxi saw Xia Qianqian calling Wu Tianqing out for a chat. After Wu Tianqing came back, she really didn't break up with Ran Ningmu like before ( Shaking his head awkwardly, referred to as awkward breaking), and even took the initiative to change seats with Xia Qianqian, but the scrutinizing eyes from time to time at that time made people feel creepy.

An Youxi was overwhelmed with admiration in her heart while whispering curiously, "What did you tell him?"

Xia Qianqian also turned her head closer: "I just told him—"

Before he could finish speaking, from the corner of his eye, he met Ran Ningmu's faint eyes, and his throat twitched.

Okay, I just want to stay away from your wife, big vinegar.

Xia Qianqian took out her phone speechlessly.

An Youxi was wondering why she stopped talking halfway, when she saw the screen of her phone light up.

Xia Qianqian: I just told him that you are Ran Ningmu's child bride

An Youxi: ...Huh?so what?Is there a problem with the child bride?

Xia Qianqian: Tsk, thanks to the fact that you read so many H novels, don't you know what a child bride-in-law does?

Um?An Youxi suddenly realized that she was this kind of child bride-in-law, of course I knew it!

It’s not that I exist to please Ran Ningmu. I learned that knowledge from a young age. I raised the flag to help him bite it out for the first time. After I became an adult, I put it on him every day. I’m not allowed to say when I’m tired. I can pose as I want. posture……

No, no, the picture is too strong, I can't think about it anymore, I can't help but want to!

Ran Ningmu didn't expect that An Youxi and Xia Qianqian would chat on the phone instead of talking close to each other. He couldn't help saying with a little taste, "Brother, playing with the phone while eating is easy to cause indigestion."

An Youxi was feeling guilty, when she heard Ran Ningmu's voice, her wrist trembled in fright, the phone fell from her hand and fell to the ground, and then Ran Ningmu firmly held it in her palm.

"Be careful, bro, that's why I said don't play with your phone while eating...Huh? What is a child bride?"

An Youxi snatched the phone with a snap: "No nothing!"

But the moist eyes and flushed cheeks don't look like "nothing".

Ran Ningmu was thoughtful: "But I seem to have seen my name just now... Doesn't child bride mean wife? So Xia Qianqian is saying that you are my wife?"

An Youxi's head was buzzing, wondering why this person's thinking was so scattered, there was no logic at all.

He opened his lips, and was about to say something to support his respect, but the next second he saw Ran Ningmu slightly tilt his head towards him, blinking his eyes curiously, and shouted softly: "Wife? "

With a bang, the last string was cut, and his head exploded completely.

An Youxi...

An Youxi said that he was dead.

The author has something to say:

Lemon: Wife?Is that you wife?Are you my wife?Wife wife wife?

Yuzu: I am dead, I have to burn paper.