I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

The night sky tonight is very clear, and there is a gentle breeze blowing from the lake, bringing the coolness unique to summer nights.

It should have been a very comfortable moment, but An Youxi's mood was not so comfortable.

What about sleeping together?

In the end, apart from the hug during the confession, there was not even a kiss!

Well, not to mention kissing, in fact, they didn't even hold hands. Looking back on their previous interactions, the only few physical contacts stopped at shaking hands.

On this big day tonight, don't you have a little bit of sweetness to taste?

depressed……

After Ran Ningmu came out of the room, she had been secretly paying attention to An Youxi's expression. At this moment, she saw An Youxi peeking at her hand with a gloomy expression. After a moment of surprise, her heart skipped a beat.

Oops, I almost forgot, he almost got into a fight in front of his wife just now, didn't he scare people?

Ran Ningmu hesitated for a few seconds, and tentatively said: "Brother, that... I'm sorry, I was too impulsive just now and caused trouble for my brother."

An Youxi froze for a moment, realized what Ran Ningmu was saying, and quickly shook her head: "No, you just wanted to protect me, and you didn't do anything wrong. I didn't even have time to thank you. Why are you apologizing?"

Ran Ningmu was slightly satisfied in his heart, but the corners of his mouth turned down on his face, his lowered eyelashes trembled, and he looked aggrieved, and said aggressively: "Then do you think I am particularly violent and fierce?"

An Youxi thought to herself, violence is real, fierceness is real, but his liking is also real, but looking at Ran Ningmu's pitiful little appearance...

At this time, Ran Ningmu suddenly raised his eyelashes and took a quick and careful glance at An Youxi, met An Youxi's eyes, then retracted guiltily, it looked... like a dog that did something wrong and was afraid of being blamed by its master little milk dog.

...It must be not irritable at all, not fierce at all, not using feet directly, but planning to use fists, it is simply kind to die, okay? !

"No!" An Youxi said firmly.

Ran Ningmu was silent for two seconds, flung his face away, turned black and white against his conscience and said, "Actually, I'm not like that..." Well, after all, I would have already kicked up on it normally.

An Youxi's buttocks were already crooked, and she opened her mouth and said, "I know, you are usually so gentle and kind, how could you have the heart to hurt others? If you are angry, it must be that person who is too angry. It's too much, it has nothing to do with you, don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, it's not worth it, you, after all, are too kind..."

"..." Ran Ningmu, who had been crooked buttocks, was shocked by An Youxi's crooked buttocks. He was stunned for a long time before he muffledly shouted, "Brother."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

"I..." Ran Ningmu took a deep breath, looked around to make sure there were no perverts in sight, then turned to An Youxi and said quickly, "I'm going to buy two cups of milk tea, you're right here, don't Move around! Brother, wait for me to come back!"

After speaking, he ran away in despair.

An Youxi: "???"

I feel that this sentence is weird but I can't say it for a while?

the other side.

Ran Ningmu ran with a forbearing expression and thought: No way, if he stays like this, he really can't help but abduct his wife home, he needs to be alone.

Ah, how can there be such a lovely and kind person in the world?Although my wife's logic is obviously very problematic, but it feels so good to be protected without thinking!He was almost moved to tears!

……

By the lake, An Youxi stood blankly for a while, until Ran Ningmu's figure completely disappeared into the darkness, and he was shivered by the cold wind, An Youxi was sure that she was really left behind by Ran Ningmu.

Okay, even though we were thrown by the partner alone by the cold lake within 5 minutes of being together, not only did we not hold hands or kiss, but we also suspected that we were unintentionally taking advantage of a wave of calling Dad, but An Youxi After all, the beauty is back home. Overall, I am still very happy.

It might be because of one person, but An Youxi's spirit relaxed, but her emotions became more and more energetic, and suddenly there was an inexplicable excitement stuck in her chest.

At this moment, An Youxi happened to be standing on the bridge, so An Youxi leaned against the wooden railing, and with the cool breeze blowing, she called out to the dark grove in the distance: "Do you—have—old—gong—— "

In the next second, there were barking sounds one after another in the darkness, as if they were asking: "What nonsense are you talking about with your two legs? Do you think everyone is gay like you?"

Even if you really want to be gay, I (we) should be gong!

An Youxi never expected that there would be a creature responding to him, and immediately said happily: "Hey-hey-I-have-oh-"

This time the dogs responded mediocrely, only a few lazily replied twice, as if to say: "Oh, I got it, let's get back."

Unknowingly, An Youxi suddenly felt an endless sense of pride, and with a twitch of her brain, she taunted the grove wildly: "Ha-ha-ha-you-you-this-group - no - have - old - Gong - single - body - dog - "

The grove was silent for a second, and the next moment, a large black figure rushed out like a zombie attacking the city: "Wow, woof, woof—"

Who are you calling a single dog?I'm not single, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!The hairless ass next to me is the real single dog!single dog single dog single dog...

Sad resentment resounded through the night.

An Youxi was taken aback, and her body reflexively leaned back.

Maybe God couldn't see that An Youxi was so arrogant and bullying. The wooden railing behind An Youxi happened to be in disrepair for a long time, and it was already crumbling. A huge gap was cut directly.

Thus, An Youxi yelled "single dog single dog" in her head, and fell into the lake together with the rotten board.

"Wife—"

As soon as Ran Ningmu came back, he saw the scene of his wife falling into the lake, and was frightened out of his wits. He threw the milk tea in his hand and jumped down.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

The fake milk dog with two legs is really a wolf dog, and the old Gong is coming to abuse the dog!

Singles, run away!

The dogs who accidentally did bad things saw the dog king coming, and quickly slipped away with their tails between their legs.

In fact, the lake is not very deep, except for the first second when An Youxi fell, she sat down on her buttocks, and soon stood up at the bottom of the lake.

But before he could stand still, he was carried back to the shore by Ran Ningmu who did not know when he had returned.

An Youxi was lying on the ground wet, and the faint cold wind blew, and she shivered immediately.

Seeing this, Ran Ningmu took off the only short sleeve she was wearing without saying a word, and pulled An Youxi up to stand up again, reaching out to unbutton An Youxi's shirt.

"No, no, no, I'll change it when I go back, put your clothes back on quickly, be careful not to catch a cold—"

"I'm sorry," Ran Ningmu hugged An Youxi, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm sorry, bro, it's all my fault, if I hadn't left you here alone, you wouldn't have been pushed into the lake by the dog No matter what happens in the future, I will never leave you alone, even the toilet can't separate us!"

An Youxi's expression distorted for a moment, and she thought to herself that it doesn't have to be like this, it looks like I'm mentally retarded.

He said helplessly, "Why are you apologizing again? It's not your fault."

"Those dogs did it!" Reminded by An Youxi, Ran Ningmu suddenly came to his senses, took off An Youxi's clothes and put on his own, and said aggressively, "Brother, wait, I'm here Just go... No, you go with me, go to be a witness! Don't worry, brother, I know their boss, and I will definitely get justice for you!"

"??? It's not necessary, right?" An Youxi's facial features were almost distorted, and she didn't know how to persuade her, so she simply said in a down-to-earth manner, "Actually, I made mistakes first, so I don't blame others..."

Help, what kind of trouble is Ran Ningmu's posture of going to fight with the dogs!

"What could be wrong with you?" Ran Ningmu said domineeringly, as if possessed by a dog king, "You are so gentle and kind, how could you have the heart to hurt a dog? It's obviously the group of dogs who bully you." You are too human! Brother, you are still too kind, stop talking for those dogs, they are not worth it!"

? ? ?This actually has a copy of the answer?

An Youxi said anxiously: "No, I really went too far. I called them single dogs."

Ran Ningmu paused: "Ah, that does seem a bit excessive."

An Youxi hurriedly said: "Right, right, so we still count..."

Ran Ningmu waved his hand: "Let's go, let's settle accounts with those single dogs now, show our affection in front of them, and feed them dog food!"

...well.

The author has something to say:

Yuzu: Damn, he's so ruthless.