[HP] The Order of the Phoenix Family

1.

"Why not?" Sirius said.

"Okay," Bill said.

"I'm fine with that," Harry said.

"I'll get Hermione," said Ron.

"Would you like some of Weaslet's Special Truth Pills?" said Fred.

"It's free for this one time only. There's no such shop after this village." George said.

"Is that safe?" Hermione said.

"Of course not," said Ginny.

"Looks like I have to join, doesn't it?" Remus said, "in case the Order of the Phoenix loses non-combat personnel."

"Yeah!" said Tonks.

So the game started.

2.

Two empty jewelry boxes were written with "truth" and "big adventure" with highlighters respectively. Everyone was divided into two groups, and each group had three pieces of parchment cut to normal size, and they could write their own items on them.Remus specifically warned that everyone who wrote the project might fall on him, but in the final roundup, he still eliminated a lot of notes.

"You can't turn this game into a new product testing convention, George, Fred. I'll just keep the two that seem less harmful," said Remus, ignoring the twins' protests. "And you, Sirius, Half of them here are minors, and X-rated activities are prohibited."

"I write about pure activities!" Sirius defended himself, "Not even 'kiss your crush'!"

Remus' suspicious eyes met her friend's glare, and Ginny raised her hand.

"I guess I wrote the one in your hand." The red-haired girl said with a few shocked eyes.

"It could be me, too," said Tonks, grinning.

"It's not 1900 anymore, accept it buddy." Sirius slapped Remus vigorously left and right to vent his anger, and the werewolf punched him, then threw the note in his hand into the box.

3.

They decided to draw lots in a clockwise direction, and the homeowner was naturally the first to eat crabs.Sirius didn't fumble much, and directly used two fingers to grab a copy from the "Big Adventure" box.

"Kiss your sworn enemy?" he read, eyebrows raised high. "Moonface, what's with your selection criteria? If Harry wins the draw, where are we going to find him a Voldemort?"

Harry shivered.

"I'm just doing the screening from a security standpoint," Remus explained. "As for feasibility, you have to blame whoever wrote this note."

"You can choose a relatively ideal partner in the room." Tonks said carelessly, "What does it matter!"

"Should we call Professor Snape?" Ginny joked.

"Come on, I don't want to ruin a rare day." Sirius made up his mind, clenched his fists, "Kreacher!"

The dirty little elf appeared at Sirius' feet with a snap, bowed his nose to the ground, and cursed endlessly.

"Sirius, don't you want to—"

"The young master summoned Kreacher, and Kreacher had to come, the young master is a traitor—"

Sirius gave it a big kiss on the top of its head.

Kreacher's unfinished curse turned into a horrific scream, the volume directly pierced through the floor and woke up Walburga at the door, and then he rolled his eyes like big elf tennis balls and breathed a sigh of relief.While everyone was stunned, Sirius stepped over Kreacher and ran to the kitchen, his retching and gargling sound was enough to cut through the noise.

Remus went to pack up the portrait, Hermione kindly sent Kreacher back to its den, some people looked at each other in horror (excitement), and found that this was a game that needed to be taken more seriously than imagined.

4.

"Okay, next one." Sirius looked pale, he did make a good start.

Remus shrugged, "Then I'll choose the truth."

He unfolded the note and froze imperceptibly, Sirius quickly snatched it into his hand before his friend's body was destroyed.

"I'm going to choose Adventure instead," Remus said, while Sirius read, "Tell me who you want to kiss the most right now? Damn, I would have written more about kisses if I knew it."

"Don't play tricks, Moony," said Fred.

"We didn't agree on this rule." Remus said sternly, "Even if we agree now, it should start with someone after me."

"It's reasonable." Hermione said reluctantly, obviously she herself had just been hesitantly like a weight on both ends of the balance of curiosity and fairness, and finally fell reluctantly on the "justice" head.

"Then start with the next one, no regrets." Tonks said, looking disappointed. "Suck your big adventure, Remus."

The werewolf gave her an apologetic look, pulled out a note from the big adventure box, and petrified it in place.

Sirius leaned over and glanced at his hand, "Kiss the next person with tongue? You guys really like topics about kissing!"

Next up is Tonks.

5.

When he spoke the truth, the blush on Remus' face gushed out like a fountain, filling his whole head in an instant, and now everyone knew what the answer to his truth was.Tonks blinked, her face turning as pretty a pink as her hair.

"A blessing rather than a curse—" George gloated.

"—It's inevitable." Fred continued.

"What else can I say?" Sirius giggled, and made a gesture of pressing his head, "Do you want to come by yourself, or should I help you?"

"I'd be happy to help, too," said Ron positively.

"It's... it's disrespectful," the werewolf stammered, "one man's project shouldn't involve other people—"

"You passed it." Sirius dodged his friend's kick, "And I didn't see you being so principled when I kissed Kreacher."

"You don't have to kiss him." Remus said through gritted teeth, creating terrifying images in more than one person's mind.

"Or change it to kiss any part." Hermione tried to save the former professor, but was booed.

With a shake of his shoulders, Tonks leaned over and grabbed Remus's sleeve, who gave a very unmanly squeak on the spot, but his disapproval didn't manifest in his next move.The booing quickly reached a peak after their lips touched, and then became sparse. When Tonks finally sat back in his original position, the conference room was completely silent, and everyone felt that they were too redundant.

"Okay." Remus said, flushed and glowing, "Next."

6.

Tonks touched his chin and struggled for a minute, "Can I do all of them?"

"Theoretically, choice is part of the fun of the game," said Hermione, "but I wouldn't object to it, if everyone agrees."

"Forget it, let me have fun." Tonks dragged the big adventure box, "...recite pi from 1 to [-] decimal places???"

Coincidentally, all eyes focused on Hermione, causing her to raise her hands in fright.

"I didn't do it!" The smartest little witch in the grade shook her head again and again, "Although I have memorized it...but all the questions I gave are normal!"

She seemed to regret that she was not the one who won the question.

Ginny glanced suspiciously at her little brother, "You didn't write this for Hermione, did you?"

At the same time, Ron said, "There are two hundred digits of pi?", answering her question.

After a flurry of doubts, evasions and mutual teasing, Hermione was a little anxious, and the person who gave the question finally stood up and cleared her suspicion.

"I wrote this one," Bill said, and the other redheads looked at their older brother with unabashed suspicion.

"Can you recite this?" Ron asked.

"Normally, we're not interested in numbers that have nothing to do with Galleons," Fred said.

"But please," said George.

"I want to hear it too," said Ginny.

"Do you all want to hear it?" Bill looked around, getting a bunch of ragged nods that Hermione must have started to recite in her head to check with Bill.

"That's good." The Weasleys stood up, straightened their backs, put their hands behind their backs, and said calmly, "'pi to two hundred decimal places'."

7.

He was kicked in the ass by Fred, who was the first to react, and everyone laughed after being startled.

"Crap! Crap!" Tonks yelled, his fiery red hair dancing in the air. "I can't believe I thought you were a good guy for a while!"

"I've seen through this kid a long time ago." Sirius massaged his ribs, "It's definitely a bad stomach."

"Absolutely," said Harry, wiping away tears.

"Don't say that not everyone can answer my question." Bill backed away to avoid it, his long hair was rubbed into a bird's nest by several brothers, "Stop messing around! Continue the game!"

As punishment for not completing her grand adventure, Tonks has to keep her most hated mouse-gray afro hairstyle for the next 3 hours.

Next, Ginny chose the truth and won the "view on premarital sex".

"Indispensable." The youngest lady present said calmly, and some (several) brothers of hers made a small shocked voice, "The best way to ensure that the broomstick is suitable is to ride it yourself."

"I agree," said Tonks cheerfully.

Both Lupine and Ron had turned the color of raw steak.

8.

George's big adventure is to "eat a Tutu".

"It's your own fault." Ron gloated.

Fred waited until the twin brother threw up the overnight meal before happily handing over the other half of the anti-emetic candy, only to be fined to clean up the vomit.What is certain is that everyone present was extremely impressed with their invention.

9.

"Send a below-the-belt picture to your crush," Fred read, and the once-in-a-century sight appeared.

"I didn't even know you'd be embarrassed," said Hermione, looking at Fred's blushing face amusedly. "But would that constitute sexual harassment? If I received a picture like this, for whatever reason, I’m definitely out of luck with that person.”

"Hermione, you're still young." Sirius shook his head.

"Angelina will curse his right ass off the next time we meet," George said, "and then you'll be able to tell us apart."

"You'd be surprised how many people don't stare at your asses," Ginny sneered.

"It's probably not good." Harry said, looking like he was thinking about the girl he had a crush on.

"Is there a camera here?" Ron asked, obviously not letting go of his brother who often teased him.

Tonks had already brought it over.

"In order to avoid harming the innocent, you don't need to send it." Bill suggested, "It is enough to write the recipient's name on the back of the photo."

"I'm not sure I want to see that on the wall." Ginny wrinkled her nose.

At this moment, Fred suddenly gained confidence, jumped off his seat, lifted his robe and began to untie his belt.The booing returned to the booing, and suddenly seeing the real chapter, the ladies still subconsciously turned their faces away, Ron made a disgusted sound, and George whistled.

"Don't be too busy, everyone, there doesn't need to be any indecent scenes here." Fred yelled in a leisurely manner. He pulled out his belt and raised his hands above his head. "Let's shoot!"

10.

Bill reveals that he was 12 when he first claimed himself, and Hermione covers her face and mutters that she doesn't want to know.

It took Ron a long time to complete the task - to touch the giant spider in the cupboard, and then he fled back to the table with a cold sweat and a white face, and most people thought he didn't actually touch it, Remus Then he kindly gave Ron a piece of chocolate.

Hermione stumbled into a "Hot Pot of Love" and she refused to imitate Cetina Warbeck's hip-swinging dance, and finally the others didn't force her.

After weighing several times, Harry made up his mind to choose the truth. His answer to "whether I want a boy or a girl after marriage" is "I probably want more, gender doesn't matter".

When it was the owner's turn again, maybe the old mechanism on the box had finally reacted, or maybe it was Kreacher's resentment, it exploded on the spot and bit Sirius' hand like lightning.

"Giao!!!!!!"

So the game is over.

(End of the article)