[HP] The Order of the Phoenix Family

0.

Sirius was actually forced to move back to the old house.

"To put it simply, I would have died, but because I was hit in the Animagus state, Padfoot blocked the fatal part for me." Sirius said lightly, "The final result , I may randomly deform every ten hours or so."

"You're not going to be a Wreck, are you?" Ron asked worriedly.

"Don't provide options." Sirius smiled wryly, "Okay, I will try my best to become something non-threatening."

1.

On the first day, Sirius was just a big black dog all day, and no one had a problem with that.If there is a problem, it is probably because Molly insisted on not treating her companions like dogs, and refused to give the owner a dog bowl to eat on the ground, which caused Sirius to jump directly to the table after trying to use the tableware with dog paws for a while Rubbing his legs for feeding.

The kids naturally had no objection to this, so overall, everyone was happy.

2.

The next day, Ron went to ask Sirius to go downstairs for dinner, but there was no answer when he knocked on the door.He asked around, and people said they hadn't seen Sirius since the morning, and there was no one at Buckbeak, and everyone realized that something was wrong: if Sirius turned into an ant or something, it might have been in the past few days A dozen or so people were trampled to death when they came and went.

Molly covered her mouth in horror, she just wiped out a wave of vixen in the kitchen.

"No." Lupine said calmly, "Sirius knows well, if he becomes something like this, he will definitely stay somewhere where he can avoid us."

"But can he really stay sane?" Bill asked. "It's not animaji transfiguration after all."

Remus paused worriedly: "Search separately, pay special attention to your feet, everyone."

"If he's that small, he's probably still in the room," Hermione suggested, and Lupine nodded.

"I'm in charge of his room," said the werewolf.

He read aloud to unlock the door, and as soon as he walked in, he heard a faint slapping sound from the direction of the bathroom, like—a fish thrown ashore?

Remus ran away, and there was indeed a carp lying in the middle of the bathroom. It stared blankly, opened and closed its mouth, panted half-deadly, and was otherwise motionless.

"My God." Remus turned on the faucet, but what gushed out was not clean water, but a series of curses.Sirius did complain that the faucet in his room didn't work well, maybe it was caused by Walburga's strong resentment, and of course it was more likely that Kreacher was playing tricks.

In desperation, Remus grabbed the gills of the opponent's fish.

"Sorry, Sirius!" he said, tucking his friend headfirst into the seemingly functioning toilet.

Remus filled the tub as fast as he could with spells and the fullest tap, and barely three inches deep before he fished out the carp and threw it in.The latter made an angry dive, throwing water all over his head, face and body.

"Oh, it seems that there is nothing wrong with your human consciousness." The werewolf wiped his face, "Don't be so angry, the situation forced it, and I cleaned the toilet for you with my bare hands."

Another dive.

"Then calm down, I'll come back later and change the clean water for you." Remus left the faucet open, and washed his hands and wand three times by himself, "Remember, the more excited you drink the toilet residue more."

When he left, the water was still splashing from behind him.

3.

After reassuring everyone, Remus returned to Sirius' bathroom, only to find that there were already guests inside.

Severus Snape was standing by the bathtub, holding the carp by the gills, and the carp struggled desperately, beading its tail and flapping around.

"Didn't expect you to come so soon, Severus," he said.

"Of course, we must respond to the members' requests for help as soon as possible." Snape snorted, looking extremely happy, "What's more, it belongs to the precious godfather of the selected boy. As a key protection object, this appearance is very suitable for you, Black .”

He tossed the carp back into the tub and nimbly retreated to the bathroom door, letting Remus take the tide of rage.

"The spell on him hasn't changed much. Seeing his face, I think you can prepare for it in the future." The head of Slytherin said sarcastically, "I personally regret that Black turned into a freshwater fish this time. .”

Sea water is not just a matter of salinity, and it cannot be created by simply chanting a spell. Sirius was indeed lucky this time.And if Remus had been a little late in his room just now, Sirius would have been a dead fish.

"Thanks for the reminder, Severus, I'll prepare some sea water." He nodded to the potions master, when the children began to poke their heads around the door of the room, "Also, do you want to wash your hands? I just took Sirius from the I took it out of the toilet, and the water in the bathtub hasn’t been changed yet.”

4.

Several members managed to get a large tank of seawater, moved the coffee table and sofa to the wall, and stored the tropical fish tank in the living room.Remus got another fish tank and moved Sirius into it from the bathtub so his friend wouldn't have to be in the bathroom all day.To keep Sirius from being bored, Tonks moved back to several rockeries.

Watching the carp darting across the rockery became a joy for the kids for the next few hours, and they didn't mind the splash of the fish's leaps.Although Sirius was happy to eat the fish food he was fed, Remus strictly urged everyone to take it easy, after all, the next animal Sirius became might not be able to digest it.

At night, Sirius was still a fish.After everyone went upstairs one after another, Remus slept on the sofa to avoid further problems.

At three o'clock in the morning, he was woken up by a big gust of cold water.

"I swear, Sirius, any fish can be fried..."

Smelling the fishy smell of the sea, Remus stopped talking, lit his wand and looked up.

A sea otter washes its face in a sea tank.

5.

Sirius otters are darker than the average sea otter, but share the same furry body, deceptive face, and round belly.After everyone got up one after another, all the women in the headquarters were boiling. Moody turned the fake eyes aside as soon as he entered the living room, ignoring Sirius who deliberately rubbed his face to show his cuteness. Even Snape couldn't think of anything to insult a sea otter.

"Oh," said Hermione.

"Mine," said Ginny.

"God," said Tonks.

Mundungus got a basket of sea urchins from somewhere, and Sirius ate a full meal, wrapped himself in kelp, and slept leisurely.Tonks kept taking pictures, which he was clearly used to: doing nothing to get people crazy about it.

When it was dark, Sirius turned into a cat again, and if the twins who happened to sneak out of the dining table to wreak havoc did not rescue him, he might have drowned on the spot.

6.

The cat insists on sleeping on the bed and claws at anyone who tries to keep him company.Remus could understand why his friend was so irritable, but it was too dangerous to leave Sirius alone right now.It didn't work to scratch their mouths, so they had to ask Professor McGonagall for help. The black cat and the tabby cat meowed for more than ten minutes. Finally, Crookshanks couldn't help but put his claws in, and joined forces with the tabby cat to beat the black cat up. to the couch.

The black cat arched its back and scratched the leather pad with its paws and continued hissing for a while, then reluctantly gave in, and curled up into a sullen ball, not allowing anyone to touch it, and Molly would not eat the dried fish.It was Hermione who figured out a way. She hugged Crookshanks and sat on the other side of the sofa to groom, and let the ginger cat continue to purr comfortably until the black cat couldn't help but look up.

"Come on, Sirius?" She lowered her body and slowly stretched out her hand invitingly, letting the black cat sniff, "You are such a beautiful big cat."

Before everyone went to bed, Hermione had managed to make the black cat roll out on her lap.

7.

Sirius was still a cat when he woke up in the morning, licking each other with Crookshanks, gobbling up the fish and meat Molly fed.The black cat's mood improved, and everyone became more courageous, feeding, feeding, and stroking the cat's fur.Mundungus got a handful of catnip, Sirius rolled all over the sofa in high, and Molly almost knocked off the thief's ass.

Then sometime before lunch, Sirius disappeared again.

God knows how this spell picked the right time for so many eyes to turn away, and the black cat evaporated in the blink of an eye.Everyone rummaged carefully for a long while, but there was no sign of any animal near the sofa, not even an ant.

"Should I take the leather cover off and look inside?" Bill suggested.

"He's not messing with us, is he?" Ron slumped down on the sofa, grabbed the towel hanging from the armrest and wiped his face vigorously, "Turned into a mouse, slipped out of the corner or something."

"Ron!" snapped Mrs. Weasley, "Sirius could be right under your ass!"

"He should have gotten out," Ron muttered, but got up anyway. "Where do we start tearing down—"

"Wait," said Ginny, pointing to Ron's hand, "I didn't see anyone bring up the towel, which one of you brought that?"

There was silence.

"Give me that towel, Ron," Remus said.

He shook out the crumpled towel, and everyone saw that there was a black pattern in the shape of a dog's paw print on the corner of the white towel.

"... Sirius?" Hermione said weakly and terrified.

Towels gently without wind automatically.

Ron nearly fell his ass.

8.

Despite the Weasley's youngest son's stammering and repeated apologies, the pygmy Puffy was still refusing to be fed by him more than ten hours later.

Ginny received the completely opposite treatment, the little hairball nestled affectionately on her shoulder, and obediently ate the leftover pasta she fed.

"I've always wanted to have one," said Ginny happily, stroking the black down.

9.

Days passed, and Sirius' new image became a repertoire in everyone's boring life, because now Molly dared not even do the cleaning.

Overall, Sirius hasn't turned into anything particularly difficult.The most troublesome thing is that he turned into a walrus on Harry's birthday, directly crushed the old floor and fell into the wine cellar, almost crushing Kreacher to death.To avoid causing more damage, he had to stay there all day, and everyone took turns showering him with sea water.

"If you turned into a whale, I really don't know what we'd do," said Hermione, directing the bucket to dump sea water. "Even a wizard couldn't have quietly transported a whale over London into the sea."

"Stop offering options, Hermione," said Ron, hauling over a bucket of fish.

10.

Another day Sirius turned into a bowl with the same pattern of dog's paw painted on the bottom, and Kingsley snatched it into his hand before Tonks yawned and poured the hot coffee into it.

11.

If he was guilty, Remus thought, let his kind kill him, instead of seeing a tall, dark-haired woman studying her breasts in the mirror when she just finished the ordeal of a full moon night and just wanted to sleep.

"Morning, Moonface." Although it was a female voice, some of the key points were exactly the same as Sirius's, "Look, I also have a dog's claw birthmark here, right on the nipple—"

"Put the fuck on me!!!!!!!!!"

12.

Sirius was eager to find someone or something to fuck himself with, Remus dodged the dog's paw sullenly, and threw a looking glass over his buddy's head.

13.

On the penultimate day, Sirius turned into the most difficult (though also very cute) five-year-old they've ever known, looking for Mom, Dad and Regulus all over the house, and completely unable to understand why everything in the house has changed. Old and smelly.Remus and Molly tried their best, but they couldn't stop him from slipping downstairs and bumping into Walburga's portrait.

Little Sirius huddled in the room sobbing in terror for the rest of the day, and even knowing it was temporary, everyone felt awful.Except for Kreacher, no one can get close to young master Sirius and trick him into eating.The old house-elf repeatedly told the little master that this was a nightmare and that it would be fine if he woke up.

It couldn't be worse than this, Remus thought.

14.

It turned out that it could, because on the penultimate day, Sirius disappeared.

They spent seven hours checking every piece of furniture, digging through every crack in the floor, and digging three feet in almost every room, but they still didn't find any trace of Sirius. The man seemed to have evaporated into the air.Everyone could sense that this might be the end, that the effects of the spell would finally show.

"He'll be back tomorrow." Hermione said tremblingly, "We'll wait for more than ten hours, and he'll be back just like before."

"Yeah," agreed Ron, although his pallor made his freckles more visible than usual, "maybe he just... turned into a little piece of mold or something, it's all right. A dementor can't beat him." .”

Molly prepared pumpkin juice and snacks (checked every utensil to make sure there were no dog paw prints), and the people who cared about Sirius gathered in the living room, waiting and praying.

15.

Sirius is back.

With the help of the whole society, Harry was safely escorted to the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, where his godfather greeted him at the door.They hug each other, and Sirius is healthy and handsome.

"Oh, Harry," he listened patiently to his godson's complaints, "you don't know what a summer I've had."

(End of the article)