[HP] The Order of the Phoenix Family

Molly went out to buy ingredients, and it was rare that no one urged the cleaning. Harry and Ron played wizard chess in the conference room. Sirius and Hermione, who was holding Crookshanks, took turns challenging Ron while watching the battle. Ginny only After watching it for a while, a game of Crackle Explosion was played at the other corner of the table, and Tonks, who had finished his shift, joined in.Then one of the twins' decoy bombs slips down, leaving everyone in disarray.Just like that, the temporary children, Sirius, Lupine, Dora, Mundungus, and Bill gathered in the meeting room one after another, and everyone decided to have some fun to pass the time.

It’s hard to say, Molly can’t see a bunch of drunks when she comes back, so games involving drinking are excluded by adults, and truth or dare may be used by children to try their best to spy on the Order of the Phoenix. Finally, Mundungus proposed Play "Up, Marry, Kill".

"Won't that be a bit of a line?" Remus asked. "There are four underage kids here."

"What does it matter, Bill still has a girlfriend." Sirius waved his hand, "It's not that someone will put it into practice, any fantasy is fine."

"We can expand the scope to pick from all the people present, and those with moral burdens can choose the right one by themselves." Bill suggested.

"It's half the fun that way," Tonks protested.

Anyway, they played according to Bill's suggestion, after all, it's no fun to be stuck in an old house, unless you like to match wits with the vixen in the curtains.It is better for everyone to get together and booing than to worry about the moldy cabinets and walls of the room alone.

The first was Mundungus, who was brought out as a proposer to lead by example.

The thief made a decision without much thought: "Go to Sirius, marry Harry, kill Remus."

"What?" said Harry, and the children laughed, and Ron patted his buddy on the shoulder and heckled to see him in his wedding dress.

"You inherited the property of the Potter family." Sirius said understandingly, "and since I am the last person surnamed Black, there is no doubt that my godson will become the heir to my estate, marrying you is equivalent to marrying Gave two big treasuries."

"I can understand going to Sirius—who wouldn't want to go to Sirius?" said Tonks, and Sirius let out a barking laugh, and Remus glanced at them unobtrusively, "but why kill Remus?"

"Uh..." Mundungus faltered.

"Obviously because of my little furry problem." Remus said lightly, and suddenly several unfriendly eyes were cast on Mundungus.

"Where!" the thief hurriedly said, "Because... because... Remus won't trouble me for this!"

"No one here will trouble anyone because of this." Sirius said kindly.

"Yes." George nodded.

"If you kill us, we will definitely not trouble you." Fred continued.

"You don't have to be killed to play tricks on people." Hermione pointed out that the twins made a sad look covering their hearts at the same time.

"Next!" Mundungus waved his arm, "Next...Ron!"

"Huh?" Ron just sneaked into the kitchen and took a bun and was eating it. He was caught off guard and almost choked.

"It's your turn, brother!" George and Fred held him one by one, "Who will you marry? Who will you kill?"

Not knowing whether it was a subconscious desire to ask for help or something else, Ron sneaked a glance at Hermione.

"Go, uh... go to Harry," Ron said with a sorry look at his buddies, "marry... Remus, kill these two." Started to ruffle his hair vindictively.

"You can only kill one," Ginny reminded.

"There's a - what - difference!" Ron fled between Harry and Bill, "they're both the same bloody bastards anyway -"

"Why don't you marry Hermione?" his eldest brother asked suddenly, obviously, the youngest Weasley son fell into another clutch.

Ron choked, and gave Hermione a furtive look, which raised an eyebrow.

"Never mind," she said magnanimously. "What's the fun in marrying a know-it-all like me?"

No one said anything, Harry seemed a little frightened, and Tonks rested his chin in interest.

"No, I chose Remus because..." Ron stammered, "Well, because Remus won't laugh at me!"

"I'm honored," Remus said mildly, and the twins hissed.

"It's awful—" said Fred drawlingly.

"—actually copied the reason from Donger." George continued.

"Go to Remus, marry Crookshanks, and kill Ron." Hermione said decisively.

Ron shrank his neck.

"Cats count?" Mundungus questioned.

As soon as the words were finished, the big yellow cat jumped out of the owner's arms like lightning, bared its teeth in his face and arched its back, Mundungus almost fell from his seat.

"Well done, Crookshanks," Hermione praised. "He's ten times more reliable than all the men in this room combined—except maybe Remus."

Remus: "...Thank you."

"I have no objection," Sirius said briskly, and Crookshanks walked haughtily across the table, allowing him to stroke his hair.

"Is that why you chose Remus?" Tonks asked.

"Actually," said Hermione generously, "it's because Remus looks gentle, you know."

The three girls exchanged glances, nodded in agreement, and Remus coughed.

"But being wild has its benefits." Tonks blinked.

Remus coughed again.

"Is Sirius going to marry Buckbeak next?" Ginny said, and Sirius grinned at her.

"Who's next?" Tonks asked.

"Harry," said Hermione, and Harry blinked.

"Well, let me think about it..." He scratched his hair, "Go to Ron (Ron grins), marry Sirius, kill..." Green eyes looked around, "Kill... "

"Don't be so serious, Harry." Sirius couldn't bear to watch his godson's distressed expression, "This way we will think that you really want to fuck Ron, and I'm not a ****, by the way."

"I only chose Ron because it was less embarrassing, and he chose me too." Harry said hurriedly, "I chose Sirius because, uh," he glanced at the godfather who was sitting still, and his voice dropped, "...because then we will become a family."

Sirius stopped smiling.

"We've been a family for a long time, Harry," he said solemnly, with a slight quiver at the end, and then put on a helpless expression, "Well, it doesn't have to be that way. Lily will jump out of the grave and strangle me .”

Harry blushed amidst the laughter.

"Harry hasn't said who he's going to kill yet." Fred reminded, and Harry began to think hard again, apparently the jokes about "killing" didn't suit him.

At this time, Kreacher walked past the door of the meeting room, muttering and cursing, and Ron pointed at the elf: "Hey, it's also present!"

"Ron!" Hermione said dissatisfiedly, while Harry was relieved: "Kill Kreacher!"

"Okay, it's passed! It was just a joke, Hermione." Sirius raised his voice and interrupted Hermione's accusation, and the elf ran away, "I'm next! Up to Crookshanks—"

"What the hell?" Tonks called.

"—marry Ginny and kill Moonface."

"My pleasure," Ginny said calmly, and Sirius gave her a wink.

"I don't know if I should be surprised that you chose the youngest lady present," Bill said.

"You are obviously a dog, and many times bigger than Crookshanks!" Tonks said, and Hermione showed an incredible expression.

"The point should be, why would anyone pick a cat on this option?" she said, and Crookshanks flicked his tail in Sirius' face and jumped back into his master's arms.

"Well, you know, if you're active as an animal, you'll want to try all sorts of behaviors..." Sirius said slyly, and Hermione frowned, as if she couldn't decide whether to be disgusted or curious.

"So have you tried?" Bill asked with interest, "in the dog state—"

He made a vague but unmistakable gesture, and two or three people (as well as Crookshanks) made sounds of disgust, but everyone definitely wanted to know the answer.

Sirius stroked his chin, and said, "No."

"Cut." Tonks sighed in disappointment especially loudly.

"Come on, am I that perverted?" Sirius protested, and Remus patted his buddy on the shoulder.

"Look at yourself."

Sirius gave him a backhanded elbow, "What about you? Come on, Moon Face."

"FuckYou," said Remus, pleasingly but forcefully, and it was hard to tell whether he was being rude or finishing the game, "Marry Bill and kill—"

Just then, the fire turned green, and Remus interrupted his answer.A thin figure emerged from the green light. Severus Snape shook the soot from his robe, got up and found so many pairs of eyes, and was momentarily stunned.

"—Kill Severus," Lupine said sharply, and Snape gave him an inexplicable glance.

"Come to play?" The werewolf greeted nonchalantly, "Go, marry, kill, choose three people."

Snape's face darkened, obviously wanting to throw the invitation back on his face, but Sirius said in time: "What's the point? Gofuck himself, marry Voldemort and kill Dumbledore."

The room fell silent after this declaration, and Snape turned to look directly at Sirius, who rested his elbows on the table and stared defiantly at him.

"Go to Potter," Snape said maliciously, several people looked back in unison, Harry opened his mouth, but didn't even make a sound, "marry Black, kill werewolves."

After speaking, he went to the living room, leaving behind Sirius who stood up abruptly and a group of stunned onlookers.

"Professor Snape has won the resentment again, I think," concluded Ginny.

"Kind of being open-minded," Tonks muttered.

"Happy wedding, Sirius," said Remus.

"Die yourself, werewolf," Sirius replied.

(End of the article)