[HP] The Order of the Phoenix Family

Snape obviously didn't need entertainment, least of all this kind of entertainment.

"I have better things to do than spend my loneliness with Blake."

"Of course you have." The Transfiguration professor smiled slyly, "But if you make up the number, when the Slytherin team takes your signed batch to seize the field in the next two weeks, the head of Gryffindor will No interference. Things could have gone in the same direction, don't you think?"

That's how he sat on the floor in the dark and dreary living room of the headquarters, taking turns drawing cards with McGonagall, the ex-Auror, the stupid dog, and a werewolf.

King game, after drawing cards, a king, three commoners and a slave will be born in this round.The king can order the slaves to do one thing, and the slaves must obey. The common people are not directly ordered, but they are obliged to cooperate.

"The order cannot cause personal harm, nor can it be excessively humiliating." McGonagall said, everyone present knew which two people this was a warning.

"Define 'excessive'." Snape's lips barely moved as he uttered the words.

"It's up to the common people." Minerva smiled. Her young colleague obviously had something to say, but she swallowed it all.

The owner of the house had some complaints about Snape's joining at first, but when he saw the Potions Professor's face that seemed to have cockroaches hanging from the corner of his mouth, he immediately changed his mind: the fun of watching Snape depressed and depressed will be overwhelmed. Discomfort caused by the presence of snotlings.Cheerfully, he pushed the card box towards Snape, who looked like he wanted to chew it.

"What are you doing here again?" the Death Eater snapped at Moody, which he certainly wouldn't have done if he hadn't been annoyed to a certain degree.

"I'm retired." The former Auror rolled his eyes at him, "I told Minerva that I wouldn't stay long, so don't waste my time."

"Surprised." Sirius said cheerfully, "Even Crazy Eye knows how to entertain better than you, you should really cry for yourself."

Snape gritted his teeth and took a card, and the others drew one after another. They turned the cards over together: Snape was the king, and McGonagall was the slave.

McGonagall threw the cards back into the box, "What's the matter, Severus?"

Snape also threw the king card back into the box, looking much uglier than the slave.This is exactly how to ride a tiger. The point of the game is to tease and embarrass him, but his Transfiguration was taught by McGonagall at the beginning. If he doesn’t make fun of Mag, he’s a coward. Teasing McGonagall is probably the same as teasing himself.

"Slave—" he broke his heart, "After transforming, he pretended to suck catnip."

Moody's big white eyes rolled back with interest, Sirius whistled, and Remus blinked in surprise.The female professor raised her eyebrows, drew out her wand, and conjured a cardboard box at Snape's lap.Snape stared at it as if it contained a poisonous scorpion, and the next second, the tabby cat jumped in lightly.

The cat found a comfortable angle and lay down, rolled intoxicated inside, licked and rubbed, turning its belly out from time to time, waving its four paws upwards.

Sirius and Remus applauded admiringly when the stern Head of Gryffindor returned to them, Moody affirming the realistic disguise and Snape blushing suspiciously.

"Thank you for your compliments, gentlemen." McGonagall said in the tone of announcing the results, "Next round."

This time it was Moody who drew the King card, and Sirius who drew the Slave card.The latter threw the cards into the box nonchalantly, more curious than worried, and obviously didn't feel that the other party would embarrass him too much.

Then the ex-Auror ordered: "Slave push-ups one hundred."

"What???"

"You lie down all day, and your combat power is severely reduced." Moody said condemningly, "It will be useless to recover your innocence if this continues."

Fuck his moody doesn't humiliate people.

"If you can't keep going, I can provide the stimulant for free." Snape said "kindly", seeing Sirius panting like a dog with only Volunteer standing up, the Potions Professor's enthusiasm increased by more than a little, "It's you Might get too excited and start tagging things in the house."

"Go to hell, snotlite," Sirius hissed, and stood up two and a half more times, then fell back and fell to the ground.

"Pay attention to the language, and don't waste your energy." Mag reminded.

"Too slow!" bellowed Moody, the competent Devils coach.

When Sirius was finally allowed to get up, his arms trembling so badly that he could barely hold the cards, Snape continued to laugh smugly, obviously beginning to feel that the trip was worthwhile.

This time Remus is the king and Moody is the slave.

The werewolf cleared his throat, "Hold what I specified for 10 minutes."

He whispered a few words to Minerva, and Minerva smiled and conjured up a very cute plush pink rabbit.It jumped into the old Auror's arms, flapped its long ears, and even rubbed against the other's chest, making a lovely squeaking sound.

"I've wanted to see this image for a long time," said Remus, almost shyly, Moody's real dark eyes and electric blue fake ones staring at him.

"I'm going to cry." Sirius pretended to wipe away his tears.

"It brings blood to your face, Alastor," said McGonagall softly.

Moody snorted heavily, bent his left arm to hug the plush rabbit, and closed the lid of the box with his right hand to let it shuffle into the next round.He quickly forgot the existence of the plush rabbit, and kept holding it throughout the game, combing the long rabbit fur unconsciously with his fingers. Of course, no one reminded him that the time was up.

McGonagall said calmly: "The slave does a hundred sit-ups—"

"I won't do it!" Sirius almost jumped up.

"—or give the person you hate the most a gentle hug that lasts at least ten seconds."

Snape was about to make a sarcasm, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he shut his mouth suddenly, and he could almost hear the sound of his jaw moving violently.If he had been a hedgehog, the head Slytherin would have exploded into a thornball when Sirius turned to him.The homeowner stared at his mortal enemy for two seconds, lay down cursing, and ordered Remus to press his feet.

"I'm leaving home fucking tomorrow," he muttered as Remus counted meticulously.

After 10 minutes, Sirius half-swears on his mother's grave that if anyone asks him to exercise again, he will burn the headquarters to the ground, and the game will enter the next round.

"Oh." Remus, who held the ace card, exclaimed softly, and Snape threw down the slave card with a sullen face.

"It's really good luck for you to sign today, Moonface." Although his muscles were trembling, Sirius regained his energy, "I suggest—"

"Civilians can't interfere with the king's decision-making." Snape stopped him for a while. He estimated that it was the power of two evils, and thought that Remus was more or less merciful. "If you have too much time, you can do planks for a few more minutes, Blake."

Sirius rolled his eyes, stretched out his arm restlessly and poked his friend, "Don't let me down."

"Then you're doomed to disappointment, I'm afraid," the werewolf said mildly, knocking Sirius's wobbly arm off balance, "Severus, be nice and give me a toothy grin."

Sirius, who was chewing mud, let out a groan on the spot, and quickly got up.Ordinarily speaking, eloquence is the basic skill of a spy, and this is indeed not a problem, but under the pressure of Sirius who was brewing a burst of laughter, McGonagall who looked forward to it, and Moody who was scrutinizing, the corners of Snape's mouth twitched a few times as if there was a heavy weight. Unable to bring it up, he was in a stalemate with the others with a murderous look on his face.

"Did you forget how to laugh after taking too much poison? It's so pitiful, let me demonstrate." Sirius feared that the world would not be chaotic, "One, two—laugh!" He propped up the corners of his mouth with two index fingers, showing all his smile. Teeth, Snape definitely wanted to knock them all out.

"Relax, Severus," said Minerva cheerfully, "imagine Slytherin taking back the House Cup."

The twitching of the corner of Snape's mouth was about to spread to the whole face. The double agent closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and performed the Occlumency that he was proud of in this small game.He imagined a few hands in his mind, imagining them pulling his facial features in all directions.

Then he swished his eyes open and gave Lupine a standard, perfect, eight-toothed professional smirk for half a second.

Sirius fell to the floor laughing, waking the fuck up for 5 minutes.

"The next time a student burns through the cauldron, you should use this trick." Young Master Black said while hammering his chest, "I assure you they will drop out of school the next day."

"I almost thought you'd be able to leave your mother's house to witness." Every word Snape uttered was as solid as it was fired.

Next, after McGonagall ordered Moody to pull Sirius into a waltz (he nearly broke Sirius' leg), Sirius ordered Remus to wear Walburga's clothes (accompanied by Kreacher's screams), After Remus ordered McGrath to sing "You Magically Take My Heart" (she chose Snape, by the way) by the hand of a commoner, finally, the friends met.

"Don't forget the rules, Snape." Sirius threw the slave card back into the box with a look of displeasure.

Snape twirled the king card between his fingers in satisfaction: "Get on all fours and bark like a dog."

"Say that again?" Sirius's wand was barely half-raised when his arm trembled and Snape happily threw the card between them as if it were a white glove.

Meg frowned.

"It can't be overly humiliating, Severus."

"Forget it." Snape said without waiting for the other two commoners to vote. "Cry, slave."

Sirius: "..."

Before things could get any worse, Lupine summoned a bottle of pepper and poured it on his friend's head.Immediately, Sirius burst into tears and wept bitterly.

"The rules do not prohibit civilians from actively assisting." The werewolf declared, while avoiding the directionless pursuit of his friends, Sirius' sneeze awakened Walburga again, and Moody directly cast the Silencing Curse in that direction.

"I don't mind." Snape said tolerantly, McGonagall pulled out a basin to catch his clear water, and asked Sirius to wash his face.

His high spirits continued for two rounds of cannibalism (Sirius made Remus tap dance, Remus made Sirius kiss his mother's portrait) until Moody asked him to do a hundred squats.

"I have my work and training rhythm." He glared at the old Auror.

"But judging by your skinny ass, it's not enough," Sirius said, continuing to wipe his mouth with Remus' handkerchief.

Moody pinched the pink plush rabbit and said impatiently: "Obey orders."

Snape would never admit that he had slumped back into his seat before the next round began.

They also experienced Sirius asking Moody to lick the cat (played by McGonagall) and McGonagall asking Remus to comb Sirius’ twin tails (Sirius insisted that he was the real slave in this game), and a similar scene played out: Nep is the king and McGonagall is the slave.

"Slave," said the Potions Master dryly, "declare the game over."

(End of the article)