I opened the academy in Liaozhai

40

Too much of a good thing can be deadly.

Su Xiao and the others didn't intend to alarm the black flood dragon. Seeing that General Hu was about to be poisoned to death by the cat happy fan, he had no choice but to take action.

Su Qing took the dead cat-like General Tiger and rinsed him in the water from the inside out.

The surimi mixed with nepetalactone in the tiger's stomach floated away along the water, and the cold mountain spring gradually aroused the tiger demon's reason.

He opened his slack eyes, and immediately found that the long tail he was so proud of was being held by Su Qing.

"Let go of me—" the sick cat moaned fiercely.

Su Qing threw away the wet tiger in disgust, and led Su Xiao back, and the tiger demon was abandoned by him in the cool stream.

The sick cat reluctantly rolled out of the stream, and the sound of purring was full of feline hostility, "Despicable and shameless Zhuyeqing, how dare you poison this general's food!"

He showed his white teeth and folded his ears back, "I'm going to tear you to pieces!"

Su Xiao took out and took out a small cloth bag from his sleeve, and shook it in front of the tiger demon's nose, "Are you sure?"

The cloth bag with crooked stitches has the familiar smell of the tiger demon - this is the cat bait specially made by Su Xiao with the waste left over from extracting nepetalactone, and she originally planned to use it as a sharp weapon to lure cats.

Usually this small smell has negligible impact on the tiger demon, but this time it is different, as long as a little familiar scent wafts through the tip of his nose, General Tiger can immediately recall the joy of bone erosion just now.

Since the medicine didn't kill him, it was naturally not poison.The addicted tiger demon convinced himself that his eyes involuntarily entered the look of constricted pupils during hunting.

With Su Qing on the sidelines to deter him, General Tiger still had his senses and did not dare to act rashly.

As the cloth bag swayed between Su Xiao's fingers, the tiger demon's head and eyes also involuntarily swayed left and right following the cloth bag.

Su Xiao smiled and said: "You said it was poison. Then, do you still want poison?" She had bad intentions, "If you don't want it, I'll ask Qingqing to burn it?"

"Don't! I want it!" The big tiger slapped his face neatly, looking at the cloth bag with a look of covetousness.

Felines are full of arrogance when they are awkward, but they are also good at flattering.In order to get the happy little package, General Tiger tried his best to curry favor with Su Xiao after weighing the force value of both sides.

The only tiger tail that can move, hooked flexibly around Su Xiao's ankle left and right, his head lay obediently on the ground, his ears trembled from time to time, and his snow-white belly was "inadvertently" opened to Su Xiao, lying flat and masturbating The appearance of Mao.

Seeing the shameless tiger posing in front of Su Xiao, Su Qing blushed.

Relying on Su Qing's side, Su Xiao boldly stretched out his hand to rua a tiger, and was about to touch the tiger a second time, when Su Qing took him away from the tiger demon in time.

Su Qing: "Be careful of the tiger demon playing tricks."

General Tiger was indeed as Su Qing said, and the evil heart was not dead. Where Su Xiao was standing just now, two ghosts appeared out of nowhere.

Not surprised, Su Qing parried the attacks from the left and right, raised her hand and beat the ghost to death, and then punched the prostrate General Tiger with her backhand.

Su Xiao stayed in his best friend's arms, and curiously raised his head to look at the dissipated ghost, "Is that to be a pawn for a tiger?"

What's the matter, she thought the Tiger Demon was similar to the Lich King, able to summon an army of undead in one go.It turned out that after a long time, there were only two poor ghosts?

Su Qing embraced Su Xiao, and retreated another three feet, "Don't be careless, his minions are all elites."

When the two talked, General Tiger opened his mouth, and the second wave of ghosts took shape.

Six lifelike ghosts formed a formation and attacked Su Xiaosu Qing together.

Su Qing said: "Close your eyes." She raised her hand to cover Su Xiao's wide eyes.

Su Xiao only felt a sharp wind blowing by his ears, and the oppression from the opposite side dissipated immediately.She tried her best to remove the big palm covering her face, but only saw the blurred blue shadow disappearing in front of her eyes.

Su Xiao: ...Could it be Qingqing's tail that flew over just now?

Su Qing didn't use her original form anymore, instead she beat the tiger with one hand.

In a round of confrontation, General Tiger was beaten to the ground, and all the guardian ghosts around him were scattered, so he could only whimper plaintively, and looked at Su Xiao with wet eyes as if asking for help.

Su Qing immediately put Su Xiao into her arms vigilantly.

Su Xiao didn't realize that this was an alternative fighting method of the two monsters, and raised his head from Su Qing's arms with a smile, "Qingqing, can he fight back?"

Su Qing stared at the tiger demon and said: "He still has ghosts under his command." The implication was that he would continue to fight.

General Hu felt very aggrieved, "I didn't! I've already surrendered, and you're still tied up with vines. Zhuyeqing, you can't find excuses to beat me!"

Su Qing said indifferently: "There are still ghosts who haven't appeared. You still have something to hide."

Su Xiao: "Yes, the culprit has not yet appeared."

General Tiger's eyes widened: "What?! Is it because of the White Snake that Zhuyeqing troubled me?"

He originally thought that he was found fault because the Green Snake was displeased with King Jiao's pursuit of the White Snake, and came to seek revenge on purpose.The result is not like that?

Then who did he take the blame for?

Su Qing snorted coldly, "You know what good things your subordinates have done. Did I do it or did you do it yourself?"

General Tiger's expression was menacing, "You can't blame me for what this general didn't do!"

As he spoke, he exhaled a puff of black smoke, and two figures gradually appeared.

Unlike the young men who were all young and strong just now, the two people who appeared this time are unique.One is an old lady who is over fifty years old, and the other is a scholar in disheveled clothes.

The two ghosts are very different from the eight ghosts just now, one smiles flatteringly, the other trembles, and they are not fighters at first glance.

Su Xiao said, "The old lady must be the one we are looking for."

Su Qing nodded and said, "How do you plan to deal with it?"

Su Xiao turned his gaze to the tiger demon, "Wearing red or green can't stop the old woman's wrinkled face, but I heard you dote on her? It seems that you really love her. It's just... this taste is a bit heavy, Tiger General." What's more, there is a disheveled scholar beside him!

A humiliated expression appeared on General Tiger's cat face, "I didn't do anything to her! It's her grooming skills that General Hu likes, so I'm not blind!"

The old lady's obsequious smile could hardly hold on.She thought that relying on her experience of raising cats during her lifetime would make this General Tiger unable to leave her, but she didn't expect her to think too much...

Su Xiao: Although this is not the first time I know General Tiger's exquisite painting style, it is really shocking to be specially equipped with such a tricky operation as a groomer.

"... Presumably that scholar also has his own division of labor?"

General Tiger said proudly, "This general is familiar with all four books and five classics. He has never been invincible in his life. He is too lonely. So he recruited a clearer when he was idle."

Su Xiao complained in his heart: I didn't see it, so it turned out that this is still a hard-working tiger, almost catching up with the lecture cat in modern universities.

Su Qing's voice was flat: "Speak humanly."

The sick cat shuddered and said loudly: "That scholar is a ghost who specially tells me stories!"

Su Xiao suddenly got a black line: Well, I overestimated this sick cat.What people like is not knowledge, but stories.

Su Qing said blankly, "What have you ever ordered these two ghosts to do?"

The sick cat said lazily, "Groom and tell stories."

"What about the others?"

"No more. There are other ghosts who are used as bait, and they are not needed." It is more promising for the weak chicken to concentrate on the special service industry.

Su Xiao squinted her eyes: "The news that you dote on the old lady is spreading all over the place, and all the little monsters regard curry favor with her as a way to curry favor with you. Do you know?"

General Tiger yawned and said, "I know. It's just pampering mere ghosts. As long as she does a good job of grooming, why not." He still didn't take into account the benefits that the little monsters offered to the ghosts.

Case solved.

The answer is so simple.

The old woman turned herself into the master because she had a good skill at grooming the king of cats!

Su Xiao couldn't laugh or cry.

The arrogance and capriciousness of felines are fully reflected in this little matter.

"Do you know what she did behind your back?" Su Xiao asked.

"It doesn't matter, I don't care." General Tiger replied very casually.

Then, his wandering gaze was attracted by the small gray bag shaking between Su Xiao's fingers.

Ah, it was the happy smell just now!

Su Xiao smiled and said, "I'll give you another chance to organize your words. Do you know what that old woman did to the little monsters nearby?"

The big cat's eyes moved with Su Xiao's fingers, and the answer was purely instinctive, "She collects natural materials and treasures from the little monsters, and sometimes helps one party to suppress the other, as long as it doesn't cause me trouble, I don't bother to bother. "

So, this is an old ghost fox pretending to be a tiger?Su Xiao chuckled: The diversity of human beings has been confirmed again.

Does that old woman really know Feng Shusheng?

not necessarily.

Does that old woman have any malice towards Xin Shishiniang?

That's right.

The ghost old woman may be jealous of Fourteen Niang's beauty as a vixen, or she may hate Feng Shusheng as a living person.But more likely, she wants to kill two birds with one stone, embarrassing the beautiful vixen and at the same time abducting a backup story for General Tiger.This not only satisfies his own ugly desire, but also pleases the master to consolidate his position.

The fox pretends to be a tiger, borrows a knife to kill, and shows off.A means of fighting for favor in the backyard.

After thinking about this point, Su Xiao only felt that it was boring.

Su Qing seemed to see through Su Xiao's mind, and stretched out her finger to touch the ghost's forehead, and the old woman with red and green makeup turned into flying ash.

The troublesome old woman was destroyed by Su Qing's wave, but the big tiger focused all her attention on the dangling gray bag between Su Xiao's fingers, and didn't have the slightest intention to mourn for the groomer.

Su Xiao saw that the intended target of revenge had been dealt with, and casually threw the ashes to the tiger, and wanted to pull Su Qing away.

Controlled by instinct, General Tiger swooped down to grab the gray bag, and found that the taste of the bag was far worse than that of the big fish that made Tiger fascinated just now.

As soon as he saw that the two people who were finding fault were about to leave, he immediately stopped pretending that he was trapped by the vines, flicked his tail and rolled towards Su Xiao, "Don't go! I haven't given me the medicine you promised just now!"

Su Qing didn't wait for the tip of her tail to touch Su Xiao, and decisively raised her hand to blow her away, "Stay away from her."

"Hmph, then give me the promised medicine."

Su Qing's face was cold, "Sick cat, can't you understand human language? The medicine is gone."

The fluff on the tips of General Tiger's ears blew up: "I don't believe it. You clearly still have that smell on your body!"

Su Xiao spread his hands, indicating that the pockets are empty: "No more, I will add it to that fish for you."

"Huh?" The big tiger made a disappointed voice, "I still want to use it as a condiment when I eat people next time."

Su Qing paused: It seems that I won't be able to leave for a while.

Sure enough, Su Xiao turned around, walked back to General Tiger, and said word by word, "You, eat, people?"

"Of course. Human flesh is helpful in cultivation, why don't you eat it?" General Tiger's cat face showed a strange expression, "By the way, Zhuyeqing, why do you mix with human beings? Could it be that you are tired of eating delicacies from mountains and seas, and finally want to taste the taste of human flesh?" gone?"

He let out a "snoring" laugh, and the question was particularly malicious.

The only surviving scholar ghost shivered with laughter: It was scary for the tiger demon to use him as a tool, but at least he was still "alive".But these two masters are different.They shot so fiercely, would they really let the tiger demon and themselves go?

Su Qing ignored this cunning and bloodthirsty tiger at all, and just watched Su Xiao's expression nervously.

Su Xiao said with a serious expression: "It's still Qingqing who did the right thing. It seems that the medicine I gave is still too little." It actually gave the tiger the illusion that he had the upper hand.

Su Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately used the magic weapon in the book given by Su Xiao to tie up the fairy lock, and tied up the cheap tiger.

Su Xiao solemnly pronounced the sentence on the tiger's head, "You eat too many people and must be punished. But I don't have the power to enforce the law, so I can only detain you first."

Su Xiao took out "Liao Zhai·Ying Ning", and skillfully covered General Hu while talking, "I plan to hand you over to him after I meet Erlang Shenjun. During this time, you have two meals in my small world first. Let's cleanse the intestines with vegetarian food."

The author has something to say: Su. Prisoner Xiao: During the confinement period, humanitarianism was implemented, and catnip was fed regularly and quantitatively.Please pay attention to the addiction and enhance self-control.