I opened the academy in Liaozhai
Chapter 41: Xin 4 Niang
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Now, the forest is empty, only Su Xiao and Su Qing are there.
Among the rustling treetops, the sun cast mottled shadows, making Su Xiao's expression uncertain.
"Qingqing, what's the relationship between you and this big tiger." Su Xiao's expression was solemn, "It's related to what we do next. Please tell me the ins and outs."
Su Qing was mentally prepared when she heard the provocation from the cheapest tiger, and said, "I have no direct grievances with this tiger."
Su Xiao: I don't think so, at least you didn't fight when you met.
Su Qing: "The ones who have grievances are my sister, and the leader of the tiger, the Lord of the Black Flood Mountain."
"..." Su Xiao was confused, and the battle suddenly escalated?
Su Xiao listened to Su Qing's stories about the past like listening to a book from heaven.
"My sister was successful in cultivation earlier than me. By the time my spiritual wisdom opened, that black flood dragon had been entangled with my sister for a long time."
Su Xiao blinked and blinked: The grievance between the two big monsters lasted for thousands of years, using the word "entanglement"... Is there something wrong?
Su Qing was amused by Su Xiao's expression, she pursed her lips and said, "I didn't use the wrong words, it was indeed entanglement. Hei Jiao had proposed to her sister countless times. But my sister was not in the mood for love, and she was sincere and tactful." rejected him."
Su Xiaofa asked: "If it's just a pursuit, if you don't change your mind for a thousand years, this feeling can be considered earth-shattering. Even if Bai Da is not tempted, it seems that there is no need to turn against each other? How can there be no grievances..."
The corners of Su Qing's lips twitched, her expression endlessly sarcastic: "What do you think it would be like for a monster to propose marriage, just like a human being?"
Su Xiao raised her head in Su Qing's arms, waiting for her girlfriend's next words.
The thin lips revealed the cruelest side of the Yaozu.
"Many monster races never believe in the words of human beings who restrain themselves and return to propriety. They do the opposite and believe in natural freedom. Therefore, the marriages of many demon kings are marriage robbery."
"The other half of the marriage is the loser in the battle, and the powerful monster can freely dominate the object he (she) likes."
... Beauty is only for the strong?
So every time Hei Jiao proposes, he is actually fighting with Miss Bai?
In all likelihood, according to his brain circuit, as long as he wins, he can drag the girl into the bridal chamber? !
Su Xiao was dumbfounded: There is a reason why single dogs are single.How dare the black flood dragon attack the object of pursuit!The target is still a big female monster like Miss Bai who admires the order of the world!
He deserves to be single for 1000 years!
She just said, Bai Da is definitely a gentle and beautiful girl, after 1000 years of normal pursuit, how could her attitude soften, how could the relationship between the two rise to the level of grievances?
But if it is the man who committed the death, it is normal.
Su Xiao said with emotion: "The black dragon is so determined to snatch the marriage. He has been taught repeatedly for 1000 years. Even so, Miss Bai didn't beat him to death. She is really gentle."
Gentle and beautiful lady in white, I can~~
Seeing Su Xiao's fascinated expression, Su Qing said, "I didn't kill the black dragon because I couldn't do it." It wasn't my sister who was gentle.
Su Xiao: Huh?
"The black flood dragon has extraordinary heels, but it was born of a real dragon and a snake demon. Even if he couldn't defeat my sister and I joined forces back then, my sister wouldn't be able to kill me."
Yes, there are monsters in the background.Journey to the West is very clear.
"When the power of the Black Flood Dragon's bloodline increases greatly, he gets rid of the Dragon Palace, and his cultivation level soars, my sister and I can't do anything about him."
I understand that it is you who are talking about raising tigers out of helplessness.
"Tsk, this terrible world."
"That's right. Heijiao became powerful later on and became the mountain lord with a radius of hundreds of miles. My sister and I had no choice but to avoid him."
Su Xiao suddenly realized, "It turns out that this is the reason why you and General Hu didn't get along. You and Miss Bai have always been close. Hei Jiao couldn't find Miss Bai, so he didn't like you, so he asked his subordinates to trouble you. "
Su Xiao said to himself: "I didn't expect that the concept of Heijiao is quite avant-garde, and he actually knows the girlfriends and sisters who are jealous of his sweetheart."
"...No, that black flood dragon just wanted to cut off my sister's wings."
Su Qing had a look of unwillingness on her face: "In Heijiao's view, my cultivation is not strong, and I am only fit to be my sister's follower, so there is nothing to worry about. The Yaozu believe in the strong, so he didn't let me go at all. In the eyes."
This is the first time for Su Xiao to see Tsundere best friend frustrated.The indistinguishable cold and charming beauty frowned, her eyes were unwilling, her white teeth clenched her lower lip tightly, pressing out a bright bloodstain, her whole body exuded a strong gloomy aura.
Su Xiao thought she was a gentle and considerate best friend, and immediately hugged Su Qing's waist in distress, "Qingqing is very powerful, I can't live without Qingqing! It's the black flood dragon who is ignorant and arrogant, and can't see the reality clearly. In the future You clashed with Hei Jiao, I will teach him a lesson for you! Make sure the straight male dragon knows that the rainbow has seven colors!"
Su Qing opened the corner of her mouth without a smile and said: "Don't dream, that is the son of the real dragon. Regardless of bloodline or practice time, he is superior to me. A person with no cultivation like you rushed up to seek death. "
He said coldly: "At that time, I can't guarantee that I will get out of the body. Don't make trouble."
The cold snake eyes stared at Su Xiao closely, making one wonder whether the beauty's mouth would spit out terrible venom in the next moment.
Su Xiao was not frightened at all.
Tsundere always speaks terrible words, but it's not the first day that Tsundere is stubborn.
Since Su Xiao has watched Tsundere secretly regret countless times on the screen, he will naturally not ignore the body language of Tsundere.
Su Qing's words were fierce, and he disliked being dragged down by the people around him, but he put his hand on their shoulders very honestly!
Su Xiao snickered in his heart.Of course, for the sake of Tsundere's face, her attitude on the surface is still serious and sincere, "I promise not to cause trouble, but I am very worried about Qingqing. Please tell me how I can help you!"
Su Qing was silent, and said for a long time: "You have helped us a lot by taking down General Tiger first. That's enough."
"It seems that this tiger has to be kept for a while, and it can't be killed or released." Su Xiao raised the scroll in his hand, "Qingqing, what do you think, how about I write a story about a hero beating an evil dragon like this book?"
It can be used as our trump card against dragons.Su Xiao thought.
"Yes." Su Qing silently let go of the woman in her arms.What he thought was that in case there was any disagreement, Su Xiao could rely on the new book to resist Hei Jiao for a while, so that he could have time to send people to Erlang Temple in Guanjiangkou.
Hei Jiao and his sister have been entangled for 1000 years, and the friendship seems to have turned into a catastrophe. The future is unpredictable, so why drag the innocent Su Xiao into it again?
In the mountains and forests alternated between light and dark at dusk, the gloomy and beautiful jade beauty is lost in thought, and the smoke that rises at an unknown time will lightly lift her up.This perfect composition highlights the amazing magic of the people in the painting.
Su Xiao covered her heart, it looks good!How can Qingqing be so beautiful!
Loyal and bold, he immediately tiptoed and kissed Su Qing.
Su Qing, who was distracted, suffered a critical blow from a kiss, her brain completely went on strike, her legs turned into snake tails instinctively, and she lashed towards the little thief who dared to attack.When he realized that the familiar body fragrance was wafting over his nose, he immediately turned pale with fright and slowed down his strength.
But the snake tail still attacked Su Xiao under the huge inertia. Even if Su Qing deliberately relaxed the muscles, the tail could only stop straightening and change from "twitching" to "curling".
The winding emerald snake tail made Su Xiao gasp: Qingqing is so tight!
She had a mournful face: she just had a sneaky kiss, and Qingqing's reaction was too exaggerated——
Su Qing retreated vigilantly, "What are you doing!" The stern attitude of the snake demon beauty couldn't stop the reality that the tip of his jasper tail was almost burnt to peach pink.
Su Xiao looked at Su Qing with a frustrated and wronged expression: "I just want to tell you, Qingqing, you are the best. Whether it is dragon transformation or cultivation, you will surpass that black flood dragon sooner or later! Who knows your reaction so big..."
Her watery eyes made Su Qing panic.
"I, hmph, it's because you sneaked up on me to do this."
"I was wrong." Su Xiao, who was rolled into spring rolls by the snake's tail, apologized honestly, and swallowed the last sentence wisely:
But I will dare next time.
"It's good to know what's wrong." Su Qing didn't know the psychological activities of the people around her, so she let it go lightly, "Do you have a plan for the new book you just mentioned?"
"Emmm, let's say there is?" Su Xiao was a little worried about which one to write.
Since we are in a hurry to make a hole card, the sooner the book is completed, the better, and the closer the story fits the theme of smashing the dragon's dog head, the better.Which story to choose?
Counting up, in the myth, the leader of Tongtian religion killed the dragon, and counting down, in the legend, Wei Zheng once dreamed of beheading the Dragon King of Jinghe.Among the various dragon-slaying heroes are Nezha, Zhu Bajie, Jialouluo, and the Great Sage...
Su Xiao counted them one by one. Legendary characters were either too strong or too weak. They were either unruly or deep-minded. They were not suitable.
"...Maybe I can write the Legend of Nezha?" She happened to have the written "Fengshen Bang" in her hand, so she could save the effort of sorting out the stories and legends.
Su Qing said: "It's very suitable. Even if this Martial God can appear from the book one day, with Erlang God here, he will not care about you."
Change to a ghost with a bad temper, try telling him that he is a person in a book?
Su Xiao was shocked, "You're right. I haven't figured out the function of the magic pen, and I'm also ignorant of the principle of Erlang's coming to the world. Use the magic pen to write a book as a hole card, and you must also prevent the protagonist in the book from appearing in trouble. .”
The master of Tongtian is too aggressive, Su Xiao doubts whether he can write a book; Garuda is too demonic, if he jumps out of the book, he may harm ordinary people; Zhu Bajie is too lazy, Su Xiao feels that he cannot afford to support a living child Brother Zhu; Wei Zheng and his like are all mortals, so it's hard to say how much fighting power they have; the Great Sage is actually a good choice, but...
Thinking of Chapter 120 of "Journey to the West", Su Xiao swallowed, with bitterness in his mouth: Writing the original text of the famous book from memory, concubines can't do it!
In this way, God Nezha is the most suitable candidate.
Su Xiao said seriously: "In order not to be beaten to death by the god Nezha who jumped out one day, I decided to go to Guanjiangkou Erlang Temple to collect folk songs."
The first-hand real revelations are all from the dictation of my colleague and boss, nephew Yang Jian. God Nezha will not become angry and blow the author's head because of her over-realistic...
The author has something to say: I don’t know what to say, why don’t I perform a spin on the spot and kneel down to ask for a column collection.
Now, the forest is empty, only Su Xiao and Su Qing are there.
Among the rustling treetops, the sun cast mottled shadows, making Su Xiao's expression uncertain.
"Qingqing, what's the relationship between you and this big tiger." Su Xiao's expression was solemn, "It's related to what we do next. Please tell me the ins and outs."
Su Qing was mentally prepared when she heard the provocation from the cheapest tiger, and said, "I have no direct grievances with this tiger."
Su Xiao: I don't think so, at least you didn't fight when you met.
Su Qing: "The ones who have grievances are my sister, and the leader of the tiger, the Lord of the Black Flood Mountain."
"..." Su Xiao was confused, and the battle suddenly escalated?
Su Xiao listened to Su Qing's stories about the past like listening to a book from heaven.
"My sister was successful in cultivation earlier than me. By the time my spiritual wisdom opened, that black flood dragon had been entangled with my sister for a long time."
Su Xiao blinked and blinked: The grievance between the two big monsters lasted for thousands of years, using the word "entanglement"... Is there something wrong?
Su Qing was amused by Su Xiao's expression, she pursed her lips and said, "I didn't use the wrong words, it was indeed entanglement. Hei Jiao had proposed to her sister countless times. But my sister was not in the mood for love, and she was sincere and tactful." rejected him."
Su Xiaofa asked: "If it's just a pursuit, if you don't change your mind for a thousand years, this feeling can be considered earth-shattering. Even if Bai Da is not tempted, it seems that there is no need to turn against each other? How can there be no grievances..."
The corners of Su Qing's lips twitched, her expression endlessly sarcastic: "What do you think it would be like for a monster to propose marriage, just like a human being?"
Su Xiao raised her head in Su Qing's arms, waiting for her girlfriend's next words.
The thin lips revealed the cruelest side of the Yaozu.
"Many monster races never believe in the words of human beings who restrain themselves and return to propriety. They do the opposite and believe in natural freedom. Therefore, the marriages of many demon kings are marriage robbery."
"The other half of the marriage is the loser in the battle, and the powerful monster can freely dominate the object he (she) likes."
... Beauty is only for the strong?
So every time Hei Jiao proposes, he is actually fighting with Miss Bai?
In all likelihood, according to his brain circuit, as long as he wins, he can drag the girl into the bridal chamber? !
Su Xiao was dumbfounded: There is a reason why single dogs are single.How dare the black flood dragon attack the object of pursuit!The target is still a big female monster like Miss Bai who admires the order of the world!
He deserves to be single for 1000 years!
She just said, Bai Da is definitely a gentle and beautiful girl, after 1000 years of normal pursuit, how could her attitude soften, how could the relationship between the two rise to the level of grievances?
But if it is the man who committed the death, it is normal.
Su Xiao said with emotion: "The black dragon is so determined to snatch the marriage. He has been taught repeatedly for 1000 years. Even so, Miss Bai didn't beat him to death. She is really gentle."
Gentle and beautiful lady in white, I can~~
Seeing Su Xiao's fascinated expression, Su Qing said, "I didn't kill the black dragon because I couldn't do it." It wasn't my sister who was gentle.
Su Xiao: Huh?
"The black flood dragon has extraordinary heels, but it was born of a real dragon and a snake demon. Even if he couldn't defeat my sister and I joined forces back then, my sister wouldn't be able to kill me."
Yes, there are monsters in the background.Journey to the West is very clear.
"When the power of the Black Flood Dragon's bloodline increases greatly, he gets rid of the Dragon Palace, and his cultivation level soars, my sister and I can't do anything about him."
I understand that it is you who are talking about raising tigers out of helplessness.
"Tsk, this terrible world."
"That's right. Heijiao became powerful later on and became the mountain lord with a radius of hundreds of miles. My sister and I had no choice but to avoid him."
Su Xiao suddenly realized, "It turns out that this is the reason why you and General Hu didn't get along. You and Miss Bai have always been close. Hei Jiao couldn't find Miss Bai, so he didn't like you, so he asked his subordinates to trouble you. "
Su Xiao said to himself: "I didn't expect that the concept of Heijiao is quite avant-garde, and he actually knows the girlfriends and sisters who are jealous of his sweetheart."
"...No, that black flood dragon just wanted to cut off my sister's wings."
Su Qing had a look of unwillingness on her face: "In Heijiao's view, my cultivation is not strong, and I am only fit to be my sister's follower, so there is nothing to worry about. The Yaozu believe in the strong, so he didn't let me go at all. In the eyes."
This is the first time for Su Xiao to see Tsundere best friend frustrated.The indistinguishable cold and charming beauty frowned, her eyes were unwilling, her white teeth clenched her lower lip tightly, pressing out a bright bloodstain, her whole body exuded a strong gloomy aura.
Su Xiao thought she was a gentle and considerate best friend, and immediately hugged Su Qing's waist in distress, "Qingqing is very powerful, I can't live without Qingqing! It's the black flood dragon who is ignorant and arrogant, and can't see the reality clearly. In the future You clashed with Hei Jiao, I will teach him a lesson for you! Make sure the straight male dragon knows that the rainbow has seven colors!"
Su Qing opened the corner of her mouth without a smile and said: "Don't dream, that is the son of the real dragon. Regardless of bloodline or practice time, he is superior to me. A person with no cultivation like you rushed up to seek death. "
He said coldly: "At that time, I can't guarantee that I will get out of the body. Don't make trouble."
The cold snake eyes stared at Su Xiao closely, making one wonder whether the beauty's mouth would spit out terrible venom in the next moment.
Su Xiao was not frightened at all.
Tsundere always speaks terrible words, but it's not the first day that Tsundere is stubborn.
Since Su Xiao has watched Tsundere secretly regret countless times on the screen, he will naturally not ignore the body language of Tsundere.
Su Qing's words were fierce, and he disliked being dragged down by the people around him, but he put his hand on their shoulders very honestly!
Su Xiao snickered in his heart.Of course, for the sake of Tsundere's face, her attitude on the surface is still serious and sincere, "I promise not to cause trouble, but I am very worried about Qingqing. Please tell me how I can help you!"
Su Qing was silent, and said for a long time: "You have helped us a lot by taking down General Tiger first. That's enough."
"It seems that this tiger has to be kept for a while, and it can't be killed or released." Su Xiao raised the scroll in his hand, "Qingqing, what do you think, how about I write a story about a hero beating an evil dragon like this book?"
It can be used as our trump card against dragons.Su Xiao thought.
"Yes." Su Qing silently let go of the woman in her arms.What he thought was that in case there was any disagreement, Su Xiao could rely on the new book to resist Hei Jiao for a while, so that he could have time to send people to Erlang Temple in Guanjiangkou.
Hei Jiao and his sister have been entangled for 1000 years, and the friendship seems to have turned into a catastrophe. The future is unpredictable, so why drag the innocent Su Xiao into it again?
In the mountains and forests alternated between light and dark at dusk, the gloomy and beautiful jade beauty is lost in thought, and the smoke that rises at an unknown time will lightly lift her up.This perfect composition highlights the amazing magic of the people in the painting.
Su Xiao covered her heart, it looks good!How can Qingqing be so beautiful!
Loyal and bold, he immediately tiptoed and kissed Su Qing.
Su Qing, who was distracted, suffered a critical blow from a kiss, her brain completely went on strike, her legs turned into snake tails instinctively, and she lashed towards the little thief who dared to attack.When he realized that the familiar body fragrance was wafting over his nose, he immediately turned pale with fright and slowed down his strength.
But the snake tail still attacked Su Xiao under the huge inertia. Even if Su Qing deliberately relaxed the muscles, the tail could only stop straightening and change from "twitching" to "curling".
The winding emerald snake tail made Su Xiao gasp: Qingqing is so tight!
She had a mournful face: she just had a sneaky kiss, and Qingqing's reaction was too exaggerated——
Su Qing retreated vigilantly, "What are you doing!" The stern attitude of the snake demon beauty couldn't stop the reality that the tip of his jasper tail was almost burnt to peach pink.
Su Xiao looked at Su Qing with a frustrated and wronged expression: "I just want to tell you, Qingqing, you are the best. Whether it is dragon transformation or cultivation, you will surpass that black flood dragon sooner or later! Who knows your reaction so big..."
Her watery eyes made Su Qing panic.
"I, hmph, it's because you sneaked up on me to do this."
"I was wrong." Su Xiao, who was rolled into spring rolls by the snake's tail, apologized honestly, and swallowed the last sentence wisely:
But I will dare next time.
"It's good to know what's wrong." Su Qing didn't know the psychological activities of the people around her, so she let it go lightly, "Do you have a plan for the new book you just mentioned?"
"Emmm, let's say there is?" Su Xiao was a little worried about which one to write.
Since we are in a hurry to make a hole card, the sooner the book is completed, the better, and the closer the story fits the theme of smashing the dragon's dog head, the better.Which story to choose?
Counting up, in the myth, the leader of Tongtian religion killed the dragon, and counting down, in the legend, Wei Zheng once dreamed of beheading the Dragon King of Jinghe.Among the various dragon-slaying heroes are Nezha, Zhu Bajie, Jialouluo, and the Great Sage...
Su Xiao counted them one by one. Legendary characters were either too strong or too weak. They were either unruly or deep-minded. They were not suitable.
"...Maybe I can write the Legend of Nezha?" She happened to have the written "Fengshen Bang" in her hand, so she could save the effort of sorting out the stories and legends.
Su Qing said: "It's very suitable. Even if this Martial God can appear from the book one day, with Erlang God here, he will not care about you."
Change to a ghost with a bad temper, try telling him that he is a person in a book?
Su Xiao was shocked, "You're right. I haven't figured out the function of the magic pen, and I'm also ignorant of the principle of Erlang's coming to the world. Use the magic pen to write a book as a hole card, and you must also prevent the protagonist in the book from appearing in trouble. .”
The master of Tongtian is too aggressive, Su Xiao doubts whether he can write a book; Garuda is too demonic, if he jumps out of the book, he may harm ordinary people; Zhu Bajie is too lazy, Su Xiao feels that he cannot afford to support a living child Brother Zhu; Wei Zheng and his like are all mortals, so it's hard to say how much fighting power they have; the Great Sage is actually a good choice, but...
Thinking of Chapter 120 of "Journey to the West", Su Xiao swallowed, with bitterness in his mouth: Writing the original text of the famous book from memory, concubines can't do it!
In this way, God Nezha is the most suitable candidate.
Su Xiao said seriously: "In order not to be beaten to death by the god Nezha who jumped out one day, I decided to go to Guanjiangkou Erlang Temple to collect folk songs."
The first-hand real revelations are all from the dictation of my colleague and boss, nephew Yang Jian. God Nezha will not become angry and blow the author's head because of her over-realistic...
The author has something to say: I don’t know what to say, why don’t I perform a spin on the spot and kneel down to ask for a column collection.
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