I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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After Su Xiao mastered the technique of extracting nepetalactone, the feline's lifelong enemy and lifelong love "high purity catnip" achieved mass production.

In order to ensure that the tiger demon was so high that he couldn't help himself, Su Xiao added a large amount of Polygonum sativa powder as an auxiliary material in addition to the purified nepetalactone.The final product is an unattractive gray powder with a pungent smell.

Su Qing looked at the bag of powder in disgust, still doubting whether it could subdue the tiger demon.

In order to reassure Su Qing, Su Xiao specially used the blended product diluted [-] times, and demonstrated it with the little cat monster who was captured to work.

The lynx demon and the cihuamao passed out drunk under the blended happy water, drooling for a day.

Su Qing looked at the little monster with a mentally retarded face after being extremely happy, and unbelievably caught tigers and leopards with her own hands to test the medicine.

Big cats without cultivation are worse than what Su Xiao thought.

Just dipped in a little high-purity catnip, they lost the vigilance of the cat family, all squinted, with their belly up, rolling and making lingering calls.After a while, the cats and cats lay on the ground one on top of the other, living like a group of happy people.

Su Xiao rua grabbed the leopard with slack eyes beside him, smiled and said, "Look, I said the effect is very good. No cat can resist my cat medicine!"

Not only is it good, it's almost too good!

Su Qing flicked her sleeves: "Immortal!"

Su Xiao thought for a long time, and finally decided to name the cat medicine that he worked so hard to make "Cat Spring".

——The Eternal Spring Medicine of the Cat Clan, also known as Cat □□.

Su Xiao wanted to vent her anger for Xin Shishiniang, and taught General Hu a lesson. She was busy working on this potion for a month, and Su Qing saw it all.

Because of the pungent medicine, Su Xiao was so smoked that tears flowed, he lost his appetite, and his face faded. He also saw it.

Su Qing didn't understand why Su Xiao had to spend so much thought on the little fox demon who didn't know good from bad.

So what if you just go with Xin Shishiniang when you get married?Anyway, she married a human scholar with a short lifespan, but she will be able to return home after a hundred years.What can delay her.

The same goes for Xin Shishiniang, why did she insist on telling Su Xiao the reason?

Su Qing didn't tell Su Xiao any of these concerns, he was sure that Su Xiao would not be happy to hear them - Su Xiao always attached great importance to female marriage.

But these troubles are always lingering in his heart, lingering.

As the doubts piled up, all the questions merged into one doubt:

Marriage, what is it?

It was rare for Su Xiao to see Su Qing being tormented by a question for a long time, and he asked it jokingly on the way back.

Su Qing didn't pay attention, and blurted out: "Before and after marriage, why are the same people different?"

Su Xiao said "Hey", "Qingqing, you have also started to think about getting married."

Su Qing looked annoyed, "No, I just watched too many marriages by your side, and I want to know the reason."

Su Xiao: "Is that so?"

Su Qing: "That's it."

"Okay. Qingqing, you are just curious." Su Xiao sighed, her girlfriends are good everywhere, but the fact that they are not very honest is a headache.

Of course, Tsundere Qingqing is also very attractive.

"Before and after marriage, a person's role and division of labor in society are different. Before marriage, women are girls, girls, daughters, sisters and children. After marriage, women are women, half of the family, wife and mother. For monsters Say, they have a more important problem to face."

"Marriage is good for two surnames, three matchmakers and six hires, which tell the ghosts and gods of the world. The female monsters married by the bright matchmaker have status in the world, and the marriage is bound by the rules. Like ordinary women, they still have to fulfill the obligations of wives and mothers. Confucian morality. It's not like you think, you can just walk away if you want to."

"To put it simply, after getting married, girls bid farewell to their former selves. The carefree girlhood is over, and dedication and sacrifice will become their future life."

Su Qing lowered her eyelids and asked in a low voice: "Since marriage requires so much effort and sacrifice, why are there still an endless stream of banshees wanting to marry?"

Su Xiao said with a strange smile: "Of course it's because they want to be with their sweetheart forever."

together forever?Su Qing looked confused, this question was beyond the outline for him.

Su Xiao's expression was a little naive: "Love is possession, love is exclusive. When you have the idea that you must only want to be with this person, marriage is the only choice."

"Regardless of whether the married female monsters have ulterior motives or not, the motivation for them to marry a scholar at first is love, and they want to be with that person forever. Otherwise, why would they suffer so much from racial incompatibility, just to be with a friend?" How many decades have human beings joined hands?"

"This is the real reason why I object to Xin Shiniang marrying Feng Sheng. Marriage is not that simple. Does she really love Feng Sheng?"

Su Qing was thoughtful: "So, when you get married, do you want to be with your lover forever? The life span of a person..."

Su Xiao put his hands behind his head and said easily: "That's why there is a saying of waiting on the Naihe Bridge for three years."

Love...together forever?marriage?

An impulse surged up in Su Qing's heart, and she suddenly said: "I want to be with you forever." I want to marry you and never be separated.

Su Xiao said "Hey" and smiled with wide eyes, "Beforehand, I don't plan to get married. So don't worry, Qingqing, I won't run away with wild men. As long as you don't bother, we can always be together Live on~" The last sentence seemed to be a joke from Su Shi.

Su Qing breathed a sigh of relief, but felt a little regretful for no reason.He tried his best to control his voice, and said coldly: "You promised, you won't run away casually with wild men, and stay with me all the time."

Su Xiao said with a good temper: "Yeah, I promise."

Su Qing said coldly: "If you dare to lie to me, I will eat you." The beautiful snake monster was full of murderous aura, and its eyes uncontrollably changed back to the cold vertical pupils of snakes.

He is serious.

Su Xiao smiled and nodded: "Yeah, I will be your ration if I break my oath, and I will never go back on my word."

She sniggered in her heart: Qingqing looks so possessive towards her friends, like a three-year-old kindergartener!

But Su Xiao never planned to find a husband in this eccentric world, and it doesn't matter if he agrees to his best friend.

Su Xiao smiled "hehe": at least in this way, she has a bodyguard for the rest of her life!

After discussing the marriage issue, Su Qing was exceptionally silent for the rest of the journey.The two went straight to the location of the cave where General Tiger had already been found out.

According to Su Xiao's guidance, Su Qing restrained her own aura, evenly and meticulously sprinkled Maochun on the fifty catty big fish that Bai Qiulian sent, and casually ordered a dazed little monster to offer it to the tiger demon.

The ghost who claims to be General Tiger has extraordinary cultivation, claims to be a scholar, and looks like a human being on weekdays. He is very experienced in pretending to be elegant.

When Su Xiaogang saw the tiger demon sitting under the tree, he was startled: except for his strong breath, this guy is almost the same as Zhu Erdan's naive.

Although the cat clan is suspicious by nature, the tiger in front of it is a big tiger, and it is not even the slightest bit vigilant because of the fifty catty fish appearing in the mountain forest.

When the tiger demon saw the delicious [-]-jin big fish, his eyes immediately lit up, and he threw all the elegant and elegant fish into the garbage dump without any doubts.He rubbed his hands to drive away all the little monsters, and licked the fish first with his saliva ticking.

Su Xiao and Su Qing were hiding in the air and looking down. The tiger demon sitting under the tree looked intoxicated, shaking his head, but still maintained his human form.

Su Xiao thought the amount of medicine on the fish was too conservative.

Su Qing said coldly: "Wait a little longer."

I saw the sturdy man scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and finally squatted down to his original shape, and licked the big fish again from head to tail.He didn't hesitate to use his claws to scrape off the fish scales until he confirmed that there was no longer that smell of sex on the surface of the fish skin.

Silver scales fell like snowflakes one after another, Su Xiao was dumbfounded:

I never tire of fine food, and I never tire of fine food.Tigers in the wild are so particular about eating?Or, is it because this tiger demon is particularly furry?

After scraping the fish scales, the tiger demon looked at the delicious food lost on the ground with heartache, and was no longer willing to continue to cut open the abdomen to take the internal organs.He hesitated for a moment, opened his bloody mouth, and chewed carefully from the tail of the fish.

Su Xiao leaned in Su Qing's arms, watching the big tiger eat cat spring fish with "click click" in its mouth under the tree.Even if it eats the bitter gall of the fish, it only pauses for a while, and then speeds up its swallowing action, resolutely not missing any delicious food.

Fifty catties of big fish are enough for Su Xiao to eat for a week and there is still leftovers, but fifty catties of big fish is not enough for the tiger demon to have a full meal.No matter how slow the tiger demon eats the fish, the whole fish will disappear in its mouth in a blink of an eye.

Halfway through the meal, the tiger demon could no longer hold back the happiness Maochun brought, and while making a "meow" sound that has never been seen since being separated from the cub, he gritted his teeth and insisted on eating this "angel fish" soberly.

When the fish head was swallowed by the big tiger with an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Fascinated, lingering in fairyland, joy that can't be imagined in a lifetime.

The big tiger was indulging in an unknown illusion, rolling on the ground, rubbing and arching, its cry was soft and tender, its white belly was unobstructed, and it looked particularly good in the hand.

Su Xiao felt that his hands were about to move.

Su Qing said, "It's done."

He floated down from the tree with Su Xiao, and stood beside the muddy tiger demon.

Looking closely, Su Xiaocai found that the collapsed tiger was three meters long and one person tall. It was an out-and-out little monster.

Even though a big strange monster suddenly appeared beside him, the tiger with a strong sense of territory did not wake up.It was contentedly immersed in an unknown dream, its eyes were distracted, its mouth was drooling, and it spread out like a soft cat blanket.

Looking at the fluffy, sweet and lovely side, Su Xiao could no longer restrain his evil hands and reached out to the big tiger's head.

The tiger demon's ears were mauled, Su Xiao saw that he didn't respond, and started to scratch his chin with his little hand all the way down, which cats like most.

The tiger demon whimpered slightly under Su Xiao's hands, and unconsciously rubbed the right hand.

Seeing that Su Xiao's hand was trying to gain an inch, Su Qing went further down, immediately held it back to her side, and said with a cold expression: "It's public."

Su Xiao: "...Ahaha, okay."

Thinking of the tough young man just now, Su Xiao withdrew his hand guiltily.

Su Qing took the opportunity to cast a spell and tied the tiger demon tightly.

seeing is believing.Seeing that the medicine soldiers took down a big monster without bloodshed, Su Qing admitted that Su Xiao not only did not exaggerate the efficacy of the medicine, but was too modest.

This is not a gift that brings happiness to the cat clan, it is clearly a catastrophe for the cat clan!

Su Xiao saw that the tiger demon did not regain consciousness after half an hour, and asked cautiously: "Qingqing, how many cat springs did you put in the fish?"

Su Qing understated: "One time measurement."

Once, metered?Su Xiao had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Honey, why didn't you put the cat Chunquan I gave you?"

"That's right." Su Qing nodded as a matter of course.

Su Xiao opened his mouth wide in shock: That is the high-purity nepetalactone extracted from nearly five tons of catnip leaves!She is planning to use it to seduce Fuzzy in the future!

My God, General Tiger will not be the first cat family in history to drink too much high and die!