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————Wu Xie’s perspective—————

1)

Speaking of weight loss, it can be regarded as a problem left over from a long history.

Ever since he met Fatty, he vowed to go out to lose weight almost every time he encountered a setback in the fight.When I first entered the industry, I was actually not considered thin, but in the later period, I was more about building muscles than losing weight.

As for Amo, as a girl, I would hear her say that she wants to lose weight almost every week or two, but after several years, I have never seen her gain weight.

As for the little brother... It is insulated from the topic of weight loss.

Amo specially measured the body fat percentage of me and my little brother. The body fat of Pokerfing is very low, but what surprised me is that this value is not lower than that table, and it is not even the limit value.

Later, Poyouping explained that if he was trapped in the tomb for a long time, he would need fat to provide energy, which was more efficient than consuming muscle, so the Zhang family would not really train themselves to be like the world bodybuilding champion.

After living in seclusion, I once had a little belly. After being "loved" by girls repeatedly in the cold winter months, I made up my mind to get rid of it.

Amo is still doing rehabilitation training every day.But it's just for physical fitness, she hasn't had neuralgia for many years.

Once before, I heard the neighbor next door gossip with others, saying that my family members have strange beliefs, and they have to prostrate dozens of times in one direction every day.I was quite nervous at the time, thinking that Poker-Face was dragging Amo to visit the snow-capped mountains again, but later I found out that it was the girl who did that Pamela-stretch.

Closer to home, weight loss is mainly the activity of fat people.Because the climate in Yucun and Banai is relatively humid, especially in the rainy season, the fat man's knees will be very uncomfortable, and his weight will be even more damaged.That's why Yuncai finally decided to find a way to lose weight for the fat man.

The specific implementation was discussed between Yuncai and Amo. Anyway, I didn't see any changes in Fatty.

2)

"I don't suggest you go on a diet," I said to Amo seriously, "I don't think you can stick to it either." After all, Amo's body is weak, and his hands and feet are cold in winter.Dieting is actually bad for your health.

Amo's eyes widened, "But after the new year, I gained a full five catties! Do you know what five catties is?"

I didn't see where she got fat, and I didn't feel much heavier when I picked her up, but it seemed to be rounded.

She has always believed that men's perception of women's weight is very biased, and in fact it is.

"You can exercise with my brother." I said.

"...You are murder," Ah Mo strongly disagreed, "Even you and Fatty will die if you practice with my brother."

Finally, after thinking about it, I decided that I should not reason with a woman who yelled "I want to lose weight".

don't eat?I eat.

I have enough energy to take you to exercise at midnight, girl.I stroked her hair, and counted in my mind that it would take two days at most, within two days, I would let this little fox give up the idea of ​​dieting.

No one in the family can supervise this little goblin except Poker-Face, so I agreed directly on behalf of Poker-Face. During this period, Ms. Amo only ate vegetables, fruits and eggs, and she had a certain amount of grams.

Sure enough, the next day, I saw Amo drooling wildly on the sofa watching a picture tutorial on a certain software.

"Oh, my eyes are green." I smiled and rubbed her.Fatty is still making boiled beef today, I don't know if she can bear it.

Ah Mo snorted and leaned towards me, sniffing against my neck.I thought to myself, isn't your little girl very shameless, why are you still white-ri-xuan-/yin-up with me.

As a result, she sighed, "Wu Xie, I smell you smell like meat."

——————Your perspective—————

3)

My weight loss plan failed in the end.

It can't be said that it was a complete failure. Although I didn't eat less food, the exercise did increase exponentially.

That day, my dumb father suddenly said that he wanted to teach me two tricks. Of course I couldn't ask for it, so I followed him for an afternoon of liver exercises for no reason.At night, I was exhausted to death, but Wu Xie was so energetic that it seemed that he had planned it long ago.

Afterwards, I lay on the bed and asked Wu Xie if the fat man had given him something like a Spanish-big-fly.You are not young, don't squeeze yourself out as a young man.

After hearing this, he slapped my -fart-/butt with a black face, saying that he thinks I'm old now?If so, don't fall asleep, first tell me that I won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow morning.

I was tired and sleepy, so I had no choice but to hug his arm to act cute and coquettish, and said no, Mr. Guan, you are the best, best, bring it to me early tomorrow, thank you.

4)

German rye bread.

The reason why I ordered this item is very simple. It is said that this stuff is extremely unpalatable and can play a role in losing weight.

In fact, although I am a little bit tricky about food, after life and death torture, I think there is basically no food in the world that I can't swallow.

Facts have proved that this is really tortured food.

After the courier arrived, I just ate a small piece and couldn't help picking up the phone.

"Little Buddha Wu, you didn't play me in Yucun, did you?"

The retired old man quickly clarified - he knew that I probably wasn't joking when I called him Mr. Wu Xiaofo.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

I was silent for a while, "Oh, it's okay. I bought you some snacks, remember to take the express delivery."

"...Girl, if you are kidnapped, just blink," Wu Xie said solemnly, "How about I come to accompany you the day after tomorrow?"

Recently, I have to research, in order to avoid playing evil and losing my ambition, I also worried that my dumb father would stay alone in the empty room, so I drove Wu Xie back to Yucun.

"No, no need," I said firmly, "Remember to share with the fat man."

Two days later, Fatty Wang called me and asked me why the bread smelled like chicken shit.

"Bottleboy looked serious when he was feeding the chickens today," said the fat man. "After the Black Flyer, you have brought biological and chemical weapons into the lives of our retired population."

I thought in my heart that it really smelled like chicken feces. At first I thought they were too busy raising chickens in Yucun and deliberately teased me, but then I thought there was something wrong with my sense of taste.

"It's for your own good," I said earnestly, "Yun Cai and I agree that it's better to lose a little weight when we get older. A small bite of this stuff can keep you on a diet for a whole day."

"You're talking nonsense! Yun Cai fell in love with Fat Master and me at first sight... Ai ai ai ai ai my daughter-in-law!"

I laughed sinisterly through the phone and the cloud.Yuncai said, "I think it might work this time."

What we said was successful, in fact, we lost ten catties of fat.

Of course Wu Xie forgave me in the end, and still talked with me on the phone after studying every day, supervised the fat man, and then told me where my dumb father was.

Hei Xiazi said that the dumb father had actually eaten this kind of German food, but Wu Xie said that they tried it together on the first day, and the dumb father never touched that kind of bread again.But the fat man quietly spread rumors, saying that one day he vaguely saw him smelling chicken shit.

A week later, it was time for Wu Xie to make a video call to me again.

"Girl, you failed." His tone sounded a bit strange, as if he was holding back a laugh.

I had already finished the exam at that time, and on the high-speed rail back to Fujian, I actually saw the circle of friends he posted - the black blind man below laughed at me hahahaha, and was caught by Xiuxiu to pay the rent. Boss Xie said he didn't understand us poor fat House—then he said happily: "Did the fat man confuse that thing with chicken shit?"

Before Wu Xie had time to speak, the fat man broke into the camera, the screen shook violently, and the naked eye could see the overflowing anger.

"Amo, you little girl! How can I eat bread like shit, you fat man!"

Of course, the fat man was just a slip of the tongue.The truth is, after Yun Yun arranged for him to eat meal replacement bread in the morning, he sadly went to feed the chickens. When he came out, he smelled the familiar smell and hiccupped.

A passer-by Zhang Mouling who didn't know the truth saw it, and out of goodwill and worry, he reported it to the local profiteer Wu Mouxie.

The author has something to say:

Yes, I am indeed revising the text for the second time, and I have changed a lot.But this semester is relatively busy, so I will update a small paragraph first.