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—————Sachet by the bed—————

"You stand on the bed." Wu Xie said to me.

I can't see his face.Because the quilt is too long, I can only raise my hands above my head in order not to drag the floor by holding two corners.

"Oh." I kicked off my slippers and stepped on the bed, finally able to put my hands down.

"Hey, taller than you."

I looked down at him condescendingly.Wu Xie wore a shirt and shorts at home.This dress seems to have been worn for several years, and the neckline is gradually developing into a deep V.You can see the boobs from this angle.

"Yes, yes, high, high."

Wu Xie didn't look at me at all, her eyes were fixed on the quilt, probably thinking that he had read half of the Bon religion documents.

There are marks on the bridge of the nose for the glasses——

While perfunctory to me, this fellow held the two corners of the quilt that had just been put on, and said, "Three, two..."

"Ha!" I ran away!I am happy!

One was waved, and Wu Xie couldn't hold it firmly with one hand, and I was covered in a paste all over his face.

"Hey?"

I saw that the quilt suddenly swelled up a lot, and then Wu Xie was put down by me even with the quilt on.

If you say that when you get older, your hands are much gentler. In the early years, I joked with him and used tricks to leave me with small bruises and big tooth marks...

"Not fun?"

Wu Xie got out of the quilt, her hair was a little messed up, and her expression was a little feigned sullen, "Every quilt cover will be covered for you."

I twisted a bit, feeling that he used some method taught by the black blind man, and I was tightly entangled.

"What's your trick?" I flipped over and said, "I haven't seen you use it before to grab a quilt in winter?"

Wu Xie didn't answer either, instead she lay on her side beside me with a half-smile, "I want to learn. What do you belong to?"

I was so angry that I twisted like a silkworm chrysalis, "What do you think I belong to?"

"This trick can only be used by snakes." Wu Xie didn't know what to do, and I was dragged closer to him all of a sudden, and the quilt was about to strangle me to death, "It's called showing my original shape."

Oh, Wu Xie was born in 1977, which is indeed the year of the snake.The second day after he was born was the Jingzhe, the legendary season when snakes and insects are rampant.

I hummed softly, "Dawei Tianlong!"

Wu Xie narrowed his eyes and leaned over.I shrank my head and buried my face in the quilt - there was a nice smell of burning protein.

He sighed and kissed my eyelids, "Sister, do you want me to help you practice?"

No, no, I said bored in the quilt, what kind of practice is there? I haven't done a lot of housework.

"Oh," he simply said next to me, "Then who just sneaked up on me?"

This man is so clingy...his cheek sticks to me, and he deliberately licks people with his tongue through his cheek...

I raised my face and pressed it against him, tried my best to lick it back, and said vaguely: "Who is it? It's not me anyway."

Seeing this big snake demon looking at me from the corner of his eye, he probably isn't in the mood to read.I feel a little bit of success.

"I can't move anymore, you go and wipe the mosquito net frame, go quickly."

Wu Xie snorted, "Remuneration?"

"Reward," I glared at him, "The reward is that you can sleep in the mosquito net tonight, little unicorn."

Wu Xie wiped the shelf for me with bare feet, I finally got myself out of the quilt, shook off again, and spread from my side to his side.

"The sachet can be changed," Wu Xie took down an orange organza sachet hanging from the southwest corner of the mosquito net shelf, and passed it to me symbolically under the nose, "Smell it."

I sniffed it, and it really didn't have any smell. The last time I changed it was probably last year.

I opened the sachet to see what was inside, and saw a note at a glance.

This girl is not the duck head, where is the sweet-scented osmanthus oil on her head.

Wu Xie looked down at the note and me and laughed.When he first met me, he liked to call me "girl". A few days ago, I laughed at him with "girl literature", which had a very effective counterproductive effect.

"Girl?" He turned the corner and called me, "Little girl? My little girl—"

"It's hard for you to imitate the second master's long love." I deliberately didn't follow him.

He didn't know what to think of, and he smirked for a while.

"Hey," I poked his calf while sitting, "When did you write it?"

"Last year." His brows were still crooked, and he was thinking about something bad. "When you revisited the Red Mansion, I flipped through it."

"Then write a new one this year?"

"Write it, what do you want me to write?" He grinned, "Girl, can't your eyes deceive you?"

I rolled my eyes wide, and said in my heart that I would show you my treacherous and unpredictable eyes.

"No, if you don't want it, let's change it."

Wu Xie was hollowing out the ink sac to make a sentence, I poured out the sachet, and it turned out to be dried osmanthus.

I think this person tricked me into getting on a boat with the sweet-scented osmanthus cake from Louwailou...

"Hey, are you going to pick osmanthus in the mountains this autumn?" I pulled his trouser legs.

"Go ahead," he said as if he was following you, but he was still teasing, "I'll make you some sweet-scented osmanthus oil and rub it on my little girl—hey, stop tearing it off, I'm going to tear off your pants It's..."

Forget it, let’s just write this.Call it that if you love it.

Who doesn't envy Mrs. Hong... It's also good to be blessed with a name.

——————What will you encounter in the kitchen if you are hungry in the middle of the night—————

Around one o'clock that night, Wu Xie and I met in the kitchen.

We worked on his shit project the night before.When I came back from the construction site at [-] o'clock in the evening, I was too hungry and only felt sleepy.

Wu Xie seemed to ask me what I want to eat, but I quickly fell asleep.Maybe he didn't bother to do it alone, and I just woke up when he ran out to find something to eat.

"Teacher Guan—" I pawed him, "Hungry, eat."

"I'm hungry too," Wu Xie mocked me, imitating my tone, "Ma'am, Fanfan."

I hammered him, and he pulled my arm as if to bite, "Tsk tsk, such tender meat."

I'm not afraid of him really biting me.I poked his stomach with the other hand, pressed twice through the abdominal muscles, and heard a "grunt".

I burst out laughing on the spot, "Wu Xie! The baby kicked me!"

"Treasure your size!" Wu Xie was furious.I was already laughing so hard that people slid down, and as soon as he picked me up, he was going to fight back.

I quickly hugged him, "Don't move, don't move, let me listen to the movement again."

I guess I laughed too wildly, now Wu Xie ignored me, picked me up and put my hand on the table, and stretched my hand into my clothes.

I don't want him to pinch the flesh on my stomach, it's amazing to have abs.

I clutched my ribs and started to "ouch", "I'm out of breath, I'm out of breath..."

Seeing me curled up into a ball, Wu Xie could only rub my face a few times, "Damn girl, what's weird in your mind. You're just hungry, and you won't listen to me when I tell you to come back and eat first."

"Wrong, wrong. Teacher Guan, you have a lot of adults, next time you are hungry, why don't you eat first..."

Wu Xie opened the refrigerator door and looked at me upon hearing this, with an obvious look in his eyes, "Hehe, I don't care about you".

"There are no leftovers, how about some instant noodles?"

"Yeah ok." I'm fine, junk food makes people happy.

The village is very quiet at the moment, without the dazzling night lights of the city at all.There is a cool breeze through the window, and you can hear the sound of insects and the occasional explosion of joints in the bamboo forest.

I stared at the stove, the stove was gurgling, and Wu Xie was cracking eggs into it.

What do they call it?Very healing?

I knew Wu Xie was really hungry when I served it on the table, tsk tsk, the tip of my nose was sweating, and it wasn't too hot.

The food was about the same, I raised my eyes, and Wu Xie looked at each other.I knew right away that this guy was thinking about who would do the dishes.

I saw Wu Xie stirring the pot with chopsticks, picked up a piece of luncheon meat and put it in my bowl.

"Daughter-in-law, you have been suffering with me all these years. I don't have money to take you to eat well. Knowing that I owe so much debt, I still don't give up. It's hard for you."

This is the accent of the old man who met with us at the construction site yesterday, and it is very contagious. I couldn't keep my accent after speaking to him for a few words, so I quickly asked Wu Xie to negotiate.

The old man is a bit smart but not educated. Wu Xie communicated fairly smoothly, but he kept showing off his language talent to me on the way back, which made my expression system a bit disordered.

Looked at his bowl and pan.Probably because I was really full, it all started to play with me.

I bit the luncheon meat into two pieces in one bite, and put on a middle-aged widowed expression of indifference.

"Don't say a few words, move your bricks honestly. Tomorrow I have to play mahjong with Aunt Wang next door. Don't say it's unlucky to make me lose money."

I laughed before I finished speaking.How fierce, when can I really be so fierce to him.

Wu Xie also laughed, and said yes, I put all my wife's money in the shoe cabinet, so save it.Can you give me five yuan for lunch at the construction site tomorrow at noon, I won't use it to buy cigarettes.

Five yuan is enough food, you just want to smoke one.

I rubbed my foot against his calf under the table, Wu Xie didn't even look at it, and rubbed back.

After rubbing it twice, he suddenly frowned, "Are you not wearing slippers again?"

No, I wore it...Where did I kick it...

Wu Xie came over to pick me up, and seeing that I hadn't found it, she made a gesture to wipe my mouth on my face.

"Little girl, I don't know you yet. I can't let you wash the dishes without shoes, can I?"

I laughed and hid, saying tomorrow, tomorrow, how can I wash the dishes in the middle of the night.

Come to think of it, the shoes are in the kitchen.

—————If he pretends to be someone else and is recognized by him—————

"Since I came back from Tibet, I seldom see the wrong person."

Wu Xie smiled, pointed at me and said to the female manager, "Just stay here."

Cut, boring, was recognized again.

I sat down next to him, put on airs, squeezed my throat and said, "Boss Wu, may I have a drink with you?"

While serving him wine, I secretly pinched his thigh.

Talk about business?Talk about your sister's business, talk about nightclubs?Men are really not good things.

"Hey, Boss Wu likes this one?" Boss Du sat on the sofa, with a girl on each side, looking at me with a smile.

Wu Xie was pinched by me, her face remained unmoved, "Well, she looks like my lover."

I froze for a moment.Like a fart!I even used □□ today, it’s a completely different style!

Boss Du was also taken aback for a moment, probably because he didn't know that the reason for cheating could be so bright.

"That--that's really fate! Hahahaha!"

Wu Xie took the wine glass from my hand and touched his fingertips. He looked down at me, "Ah, yes, fate."

In the past, I thought that the relationship between us was a marginal product of calculation, conspiracy, and obsession.Now, it doesn't hurt to call this kind of thing fate.

I draw circles on his chest with my fingers, three circles to the left and three circles to the right... I'm sleepy, when will I go home and sleep?

"Are you sleepy?" Wu Xie hugged me, "Your eyes are straight."

Boss Du seemed to think our interaction was very interesting, and kept pinching the waist of the girl next to me and staring at me.

"That's because I saw..." I touched his thigh on purpose, "It's delicious."

Wu Xie laughed, raised her head and poured all the wine down her throat, and held the empty glass between her fingers and handed it to me.

Sir.I rolled my eyes secretly and poured him another glass.

"Since Boss Wu is so interested, I won't bother you any more today." Boss Du rang the bell and called the waiter, "Leave a room for Boss Wu."

"No need, there are still people waiting at my house." Wu Xie put his hands on my thigh calmly, and said so, smiling without any resistance.

Boss Du just looked at me, said nothing, and walked away with his arms around the two girls.

I squinted at Wu Xie, and he raised his chin, "Let's go, open the room."

"Isn't there someone waiting at Boss Wu's house?" I hummed, "Why don't you go home?"

"I'm talking nonsense," Wu Xie took out a lollipop from his pocket—the fat man and I stuffed lollipops in every pocket of his trousers, so that he wouldn't be embarrassed when he touched cigarettes. "My wife is on a business trip. Otherwise, you can go to my house."

He held the candy in his mouth, and his expression was neither salty nor dull at the moment, he could tell he was thinking about other things at all, because I would agree anyway.

"Okay—" I leaned over, grabbed the paper stick, and smacked his mouth with candy a few times, "Then Boss Wu will pay the fare for me."

"Hiss..." Wu Xie closed the door and said to me before changing his shoes, "I have an ulcer in my mouth."

I froze for a moment, and subconsciously wanted him to open his mouth to show me, but then I remembered that the general account hadn't been settled yet, and I didn't come up again in one breath.

"You...what are you talking about, Boss Wu," I stood motionless at the door, "Which pair of shoes should I change?"

Wu Xie looked at me, his micro expression changed instantly.

For a moment I was actually a little scared.In case, in case I really play it off, this guy will definitely come up and give me a back fall, and pack me in a sack overnight to Boss Du.

But Wu Xie finally just took my slippers out of the shoe cabinet, "My lover's, you can make do with them."

I kicked off those damn high heels, and before I could put them on, I was suddenly picked up by the waist.

"Boss Wu is in such a hurry—"

"Of course it's urgent. Boss Du didn't tell you?" He laughed twice and pushed me into the sofa. "My wife has a bad temper. If I'm found out, I won't be able to protect you."

"Oh? What can she do to me?"

Wu Xie thought for a while, "Well...for example, I broke your leg, picked your tendons and so on."

Hey, how can I-

"Take the video and audio recordings of the two of us, and provoke me and my wife," Wu Xie reached out to touch my face, "The method is not advanced."

I hum, "Yeah."

"Are you sleepy? Let's go to bed?" Wu Xie said, still nestling on the sofa and using me as a pillow.

I turned to look at him, and I could see his eyelashes trembling too close.Wu Xie also looked at me, and my mask was lifted in the next second.

"I put on makeup for two hours—"

Wu Xie pressed my arm, "Two hours? You have been pinching this mask for a long time, and you have been lying in the box for several months..."

"You started planning after hearing that he wanted to invite me three days ago. You went out twice yesterday to buy clothes and manage people... Why do I feel that you are looking forward to today's event?"

I knew it must have been discovered in advance, otherwise it would not be so easy to recognize.

"Do you have it? Do I have it?" While perfunctory him, I secretly poked and ordered Tibet Xie who was standing under the sofa to pick up the mask for me.

Woohoo, I've put a lot of thought into this coquettish bitch's face.

"Yes, yes." Wu Xie pressed his whole body on me, and when he spoke, he vibrated along with me, making people's ears buzz.

I finally pulled my hand out, squeezed his jaw, and looked deep into his mouth.

"Then are you angry?" I reached out and snapped my fingers, and Tibet Xie Patapada brought a bottle of watermelon cream.

"I'm just bored, it's fun to watch this, I want to play tricks on you," I sprayed into his mouth, "Are you angry?"

Wu Xie was pinched by me, her mouth was open, and she frowned slightly, looking a little pitiful.

"Okay," I patted his face, "let go, I'm going to take a shower and sleep."

Wu Xie had watermelon cream in his mouth, stared at me and suddenly laughed, then picked me up and walked to the bathroom.

"It's getting hot recently," he whispered in my ear vaguely, "Didn't you put on makeup for two hours, I'll pay you for two hours."

I wrapped my legs around his waist, thinking two hours?Old Wu, take it easy, even if you can do it, then I can't do it either.

"Also, I'm not angry, when did you pretend that I didn't go up?" Wu Xie patted my waist, "It depends on his fate, and he can entertain himself at any time."

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I carried some of the daily routines written before. To be honest, the style of writing may be slightly different, so I selected three articles

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!