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"Headache" Amo's Yucun Diary

It was my first winter in Yucun. I came back a few weeks before the Chinese New Year, but my brother was not there at that time, and Wu Xie said that I went to patrol the mountains.

Since picking it up, this stuffy oil bottle has often patrolled the mountains for ten days and a half months.I didn't care too much, but I still secretly agreed with Wu Xie that the "hand-beating" step of making beef balls by hand during the Chinese New Year will be carried out by Zhang Qiling after returning home.

Then one day I woke up from a late night's sleep and found that Wu Xie and the fat man were plotting something in the yard - judging from those two sullen faces, it was definitely not a good thing.

Seeing me, Wu Xie called me over and asked if I could wash my hair with cold water.

I didn't respond, and asked whose head to wash.

The fat man said, it's over, big girl, why did you leave out the fact that you fucked the hair-washing girl?

I said that I am a girl who shaves her head. Before shaving, I wash my hair from my neck to my neck. After shaving, I guarantee that there will be nothing left on my neck. Customers who have been here all praise me for my good craftsmanship.

Seeing that the topic was going off track, Wu Xiedao stopped and stopped, look at my brother, he actually washed his hair with ice water directly from the pipe in the middle of winter.Girl, we have to educate the old man.

Only then did I realize that Zhang Qiling had returned.The end of the plastic pipe was wet lying on the ground in a puddle of water. The door of the dumb father's room was open, and he must have gone to change clothes.

I wonder how the middle-aged old men of the two of them compare with their centenarians?Could it be jealousy?

But centenarians who do such things are absolutely wrong role models.I don't want to go fishing with Yun Cai for a drowned body in winter swimming because some people are trying to prove something.

So I made a final decision.

educate!Education of course!I have always had a fever when I took a cold shower since I was a child, and my little brother doesn't take his body seriously!

Then we pulled up the clouds, and the four of us blocked Zhang Qiling's door aggressively.

I could laugh for a year at the moment of astonishment when he opened the door.

But as expected of a dumb father, he quickly regained his composure and asked what was wrong.

Wu Xie is a domineering person, but in fact he is completely cruel to his own people.

As soon as the little brother opened his mouth, he immediately softened, and said, little brother, that's it... Hey, are you cold, is the air conditioner turned on?You know how to turn on the air conditioner? If the heating is not good, turn it on to 27 degrees...

The fat man hated iron for being weak, so he gave him a push, and then took a step forward.

What, brother, were you washing your hair with cold water just now?Alas, actually, we are not saying that it is not possible, we are not trying to restrict your personal freedom, but...

I'm afraid you'll catch a cold.Seeing that the fat man gradually humbled, Yun Cai took his face and said.

Even if you are fine now, what if you suffer from a recessive disease in your old age.I also said, don't worry, Dad earns enough money to pay the water bill.

After talking with each other for a long time, Pingzi finally squeezed out a sentence from the crack of the bottle cap, "Got it."

Later, under the strong supervision of Wu Xie and Fatty, little Zhang Qiling hardly washed his hair in cold water anymore.

That's another story.

Not long after this happened, one day I noticed that Wu Xie was rubbing his forehead and looking at me quietly, as if he was uncomfortable, so he told me he had a headache after asking.

He also had headaches before. The aftereffects of smoking pheromones are all kinds of pain, and the headache is the longest delay.

I call this kind of headache that can't be relieved but can only be adjusted as "smart people's headache", just like Xie Jiuye who put poppies in noodles back then.

But this headache has been a long time since the last one.I found it unusual, so I touched it and found that Wu Xie's hair was a little wet.

Did you blow your head off?I asked.

Wu Xie said, what are men blowing their heads about?

I know he means men with short hair that naturally dries quickly.But right now I'm pretty much sure that's the source of his headaches, and I'm rolling my eyes at that statement.

Wu Xie didn't blow my hair much, and I didn't let him blow it too much.First, the little white rabbit was smeared by the forbidden lady, and he still has a psychological shadow on the wet hair.Although I don't have long hair, it is still long compared to their men's hairstyles.

Secondly, Mr. Guan was cautious in his actions. He used to blow dry and comb at the same time, and the hair that fell out would be collected and presented to the widows.I asked him why, and he said that you don't understand how precious it is to have hair now, and you can still use it after weaving a wig.

I say you sit down.Then I got the hair dryer and plugged it in.

Wu Xiaogou looked at it and pouted, saying that the elder brother can still wash his hair with ice water.

Still wronged?I just nodded and said that you can also wash your hair with ice water, and then your life may not be old.

The corner of Wu Xie's mouth twitched, saying it's impossible.

I ignored him, and started whistling directly at his dog's head.

Whenever this happens, Wu Xie will rarely pretend to be serious or pretend not to care, but will calmly squint and enjoy.

My fingers ran rua to rua in his hair, and I stopped after feeling warm and dry.

Wu Xie's hair is relatively soft, but to be honest, it's quite a lot, and it's not too thin, so it still looks like beautiful hair, which is very age-reducing.

I fiddled with his forehead hair a couple more times, and Wu Xie looked up at me with his eyes wide open.

Can't stand it. Can't stand it.

Going around behind him again, I pressed my hands on his temples and rubbed them slightly vigorously, murmuring incantations in my mouth.

"Get better quickly, don't hurt Mami Mami coax..."

If it doesn't work, I'll ask my brother to help take a look later, after all, I have rich experience.And it is said that it is also pressing the temples. I can only do a light massage at most, but the strength of my hands can directly blow people's heads.

Headaches can also be a shoulder and neck problem.I pressed all the way along the temple, and Wu Xie half-closed his eyes like an old man and said that a little bit up and a little bit to the left is just a little bit of strength.

In fact, my strength is not too small, but at most I pinched him and hummed twice, and it didn't take long for me to lose my strength.

Finally I stopped, out of breath, to ask if I was okay.Wu Xie said girl, you are really rejuvenating. I feel better, but maybe it would be better if I exercise and sweat a little.

I said, but haven't you taken a bath, then you can do push-ups yourself.

Push-ups are so boring, Wu Xie held me, are your arms boring?

I nodded.

Then realized something was wrong.

A few years ago, Wu Xie suffered from snake spirits, and sometimes he even intentionally combined pain and pleasure to stimulate the nerves.

It's like the strong hatred after inhaling pheromones will have a chemical reaction with the -love-/desire- in reality.I also guessed from this that I might have belonged to the Wang family in the past.

He pulled me, I struggled symbolically twice, and felt that I was really bored, so I glared at him and said, Old Wu, take it easy.

Wu Xiedao, if you are tired, don't move, let me repay you, okay?

He is good at seduction, he is worthy of being an old fried dough stick, he has deceived many children by this, right?

If he pushes Wu Xie away resolutely, he will definitely act like a mushroom with a disappointed face, and then do two hundred push-ups under the eyes of the fourth uncle looking at the fool.

But who made him Wu Xie?

Afterwards, I was lying in bed, and at a certain moment, I suddenly remembered that something was wrong.

Because although Wu Xie is not physically fit, his physique is still very good.

In the past, even if he went to Lu Palace and went to Xisha as an ordinary person, he could not see him with a cold and cough. In theory, he would not have a headache if he didn't blow his hair once.

Could it be that after all these years, he finally consumed himself out of illness?

I became a little nervous, but thinking about his behavior just now, I touched his forehead and listened to his heartbeat in the middle of the night.

Wu Xie was woken up by me and asked what was wrong.

I said see if you're still alive.

He smiled with his eyes closed and said, oh girl, you can finally understand me.

Understand the fart, I said, when will you have your physical examination this year?

He was about to fall asleep again, vaguely said it was early, and didn't want me to continue talking, so he pushed me into the bed and hugged me.

It turns out that in his opinion, I am the kind of porcelain doll that can hang up anytime and anywhere?Or a fragile vase?

I was a little angry, but I was really tired, so I shut up and went to sleep, and vaguely heard Wu Xie say that girl, every time you get sick, it's dangerous, so it's not that you can always fool me, but I'm really nervous...

Now that I think about it, I calculated the average life expectancy of the disabled before recovering my memory. In theory, I should have died before Wu Xie, right?

That's fine, I know he's actually very concerned about the fact that he's dead and my little brother will live a long time.Maybe it's a hope that I'll go ahead of him and meet him at the gate of hell or something-if I deserve to go to hell.

Who made us ordinary people?I always have to gradually suffer from diseases that I have never had before, and gradually become unable to do what I used to be able to do, and turn into a pile of loess bit by bit.

All the tension we have about each other will come true one day when our best friends will bury us.

This sleep was very sad, and when I woke up the next day, I felt lonely after sleeping, so I decided to return to the cage.

When I went downstairs at noon, I heard the fat man come to deliver the bacon for the Chinese New Year. In the living room, I was laughing at my brother Wu Xie who was hit in the head by a marble from a child at the entrance of the village yesterday.

What am I talking about?

Seeing that it was me, the fat man immediately said in a tone of voice that those children like to make trouble with brother Wu Xie and insisted on playing with him, and he hit the glass ball on his forehead twice, so brother Wu Xie felt aggrieved and said that his head hurts I went home to find my wife.Alas, the good dog does not mention the bravery of the past, this person really lives and goes back, sister, don't you think so?

……

I said shit.

"Cats and Dogs" Wu Xie's Rain Village Notes

Amo has a cat.

It should be said that this cat was not raised by us originally, but only occasionally ran over to eat.During that time, we were trapped at home due to the epidemic. The cat came to beg for food and met Amo. He saw the right thing and refused to leave.

It was a little white cat with black paw pads, and it was very delicate.When licking his paws, he lowered his head and looked like Amo was eating a cake.

I see that Brother Xiaoman didn't chase it away, so he built a small nest next to the kennel.

The Tibetan cat is about the size of a cat and smells it curiously.The cat didn't hide, and teased the dog by flicking its tail back and forth a little jokingly, which made me heartbroken.

Damn it, I've been training it for so long, why is this beast still acting like a fool, even a cat can play it around.

When the cat is in a good mood, it is also petted, hugged and stretched for a long time, and when it scratches its neck, it will squint its eyes and purr.

The more she looks, the more she looks like a girl.

I looked at Amo who insisted on squeezing a recliner with me. She fell asleep and slid down, her head had already reached my chest.

After doing a little psychological construction, I stretched out my sinful hand to rub her hair and the back of her neck, hooked her chin, the girl made a nasal sound, squinted her eyes and yawned.

Isn't it a fox and a cat?I pondered for a while, and felt that this kind of evildoer might not stick to cats and canines.If paramecium can become sperm, then the thing about me drooling at the microscope does not mean that it is completely impossible.

Pokerfing liked this cat very much, and even surpassed Little Yellow Chicken for a time.

Yun Cai said that Poker-Face was very much like a cat. He often disappeared suddenly and returned home suddenly without making a sound, and would bring things back from outside.

He did sometimes bring wild game before, but during the epidemic, Fatty and I felt that wild game was unsafe, so we suspended this activity.

But this cat has never brought anything, but sometimes it doesn't eat at home, and when it comes back, it grabs the food bowl of Tibet Xie.

Useless stuff.I kicked the Tibetian under the table and got Amo a rib.

Every time Brother Xiaoman finished his meal, he watched the cats and dogs scrambling for food calmly.Once, the cat came back after eating the cat in the bowl, turned around and flicked its tail, and gave the Tibetan cat a look of "you can experience it yourself".

"I have become a spirit, I am definitely a spirit," the fat man hid behind the window and said firmly, "My wife said that there are often spirits in this old mountain, and if the confession is not good, there will be big problems."

I said, "What's the big deal?"

"It's hard to say." Fatty looked serious, "Maybe you are going to lose your cub."

I said: "Pingzi is the only one in our family. That bastard from Tibet is disgusting even to cats."

Originally, the fat man and I were running the train with our mouths full of words, and no one believed his words, so of course I didn't take it to heart.

However, as soon as I turned around, I saw Poker Bottle behind us at some point, looking at the cat and dog with a slightly subtle expression.

Over the years, I have considered myself "Pingyu Level [-]", so I immediately saw that this was not Pokerfinger's normal expression.It can make him change his face. I'm afraid this matter is really not easy to handle.

I asked him if there was any problem and he just shook his head and said we'll see.

Made me very nervous.

The next day, Ah Mo went to Chongqing for a business trip early in the morning.At that time, my biological clock was not healthy because I stayed at home for a long time, and I always slept late, so when I woke up, I only found a sticky note on my forehead.

I got up and walked around, but I didn't see the cat. I thought I was fighting for a meal with the Tibetan cat, but I didn't see it when it was time for the meal.Tibet Xie looked around for a long time every time he ate half of it, and finally his appetite dropped.

My heart is broken.It seems that my cub is the same as its father and me, with a strong fate, and I beat Amo's cub.

I thought that the cat was gone, and the girl must be anxious when she came back from the video call, so I planned to take the dog to look for it.

Tibet Xie was a bit listless at first, but when I said I was going out, his ears immediately perked up.

But it turns out that if the cat wants to run away, the dog will not be able to find it.What's more, in Yucun, the smell of the rain was washed away.

The fat man came to visit the next day, and said that it was not the first time I visited my wife Shi, why did I lose weight after not seeing me in the past two days.

I said it was not caused by the little beast.But I got used to being at home after a few months of difficulty, and I just went out again. What kind of money do I make? Really, what good is money.

Of course it's nonsense.

Money is good, very good.I hope I can also earn a lot of money, at least pay back Xiaohua's money first.

How do you say that.What is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart, and what is more terrifying than the human heart is interest.

Brother Xiaoman looked at the Tibetan cat and slapped it with his paw, driving it to run away.I thought to myself that Jiang is still old and hot, and I can't let this bastard feel sad without having a cat.

In the morning of the third day, Poker-Face and I went to do morning exercises. I felt that my condition was not bad, as if I was not old enough to keep up with this athlete.

I bought it early and came back early, sat at the door and ate, staring at the fence gate in a daze.Poker bottle was standing drinking soy milk, suddenly, he raised his hand and patted me.

In daily situations, it is rare for a dull oil bottle to suddenly ask me to pay attention to something.I was so shocked that the little Maza almost flipped over.

Following Poker-Face's guidance, there was a white spot on the tip of the persimmon tree dozens of meters away from the corner.

When we ran over, we saw the cat lying on a finger-thick branch and swaying in the wind.Seeing me, I immediately meowed.

I thought to myself, good guy, is this a joke?Heh, just like your mother.

The persimmon tree is indeed a bit too tall, mainly because the twigs on it cannot bear the weight of a person.Finally, I used a clothes fork and a cloth pocket to get the cat down, and it meowed in my arms for a long time without moving its nest.

It was only after the delicious food and drinks were served that I remembered that I happened to see the persimmon tree when I passed by in the morning, and there were no cats on the tree at that time.

"I said," I asked the cat, "what did you do these days, why did you climb the tree?"

The cat puts his head down to eat.

"Don't you pretend that you can't get down from the tree because you are afraid of being scolded when you come back?"

The cat blinked at me with its big eyes.

I take a deep breath.

Hard, fist hard.

At night, I lay on the bed and played with my mobile phone. The cat wanted to go to bed. After being rejected by me, he pulled me with his hands and feet and rubbed his face into my palm.

I lost the game, and when I wanted to touch the cat with my backhand, the beast twisted and slipped away from my fingertips.

"Want to run?" I poked around and grabbed the cat by the back of the neck, "Little thing, you really want to run away after flirting."

I lifted the cat up, and the little guy kept pushing down, pulling himself too long.

I don't know why, Amo didn't video with me these two days, but just sent a few WeChat messages.Thinking about it, I became angry from the bottom of my heart, Rua the cat was even more forceful, which made this kid mumbling and scolding for no reason.

At this time, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and the cat jumped up when I was stunned.I saw that it wasn't Amo, it was a call from a black blind man.

"Does your family have a cat from the mountains?" He asked immediately after coming up.

"Yes," I said, "what's the matter."

The blind man smiled, "Is there something wrong with your cat?"

I thought about it, today is neither the first day nor the fifteenth day of junior high school, "What's wrong with you?"

"Don't mind me," the blind man laughed even more arrogantly, "Although I'm meddling in my own business, this is nothing to do with your family's troubles."

I said why don't you video with me?As expected, there was no sign of the woman's mind at all.

"Are you still a veterinarian?"

Hei Xiazi said: "I just have a little research on cats. So is there anything wrong with your cat? Do you like that cat?"

I thought for a while, "Except for being too smart, it seems to be quite normal. The main reason is that Amo likes it."

"you sure?"

"What do you mean?"

"You said that Amo likes it, but it's just that you think the cat resembles her," said the blind man. "Do cats usually stick to you more?"

Heixiazi sounded like he was still laughing, which meant a lot.I secretly felt something was wrong, and asked him what Amo had said to him.

"Teacher, your backyard is on fire," said the blind man from the other end. "Chen Mo asked me how to stop that cat from barking 'Old Wu—Old Wu' all day long."

"Don't go to bed," I said to the cat. "Your mother is not here, so don't try to take advantage of it."

The cat gave me a blank look, jumped onto the window sill, and said "Old Wu" outside.I heard the Tibetan hog answering below.Then the cat trotted out.

I turned off the bedside lamp, folded my hands on my stomach, and my little brother greeted the ceiling.

Recently, I have been surfing the Internet for too long, and I have learned a lot of strange knowledge.For example, the scientific name for some people to show their real bodies is "beast transformation".

Outside the window, it seems that it started to rain again at some point, and the rain village has been pattering, which makes people feel very comfortable.

Half-dream and half-awake, I seem to see slender figures jumping in the mountains and forests, coming from the starry treetops to the lights of Wanjia.In the distance, the mountain god whispered under the moon, and then fell into the mortal world.

The door lock rang slightly, and a corner of the quilt was lifted suddenly. I rubbed my eyes, and then a warm body came in with the familiar scent of milk.

She said, "Meow."

The author has something to say:

What is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart, and what is more terrifying than the human heart is interest.

I vaguely remember seeing this sentence somewhere, borrowed it, invaded and deleted it.