[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

I'm sorry. "

72

You try to resist the urge to yell "Mommy" and almost melt away in the concern of your female friend.

Woohoo, the way she looks at you is so gentle, so affectionate, so full of empathy.

There is also this line, this tone, the boyfriend is so powerful, where did the Otome catch the gentle Ike Noodle boyfriend to comfort the social animals after get off work.

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips and let out a "squeak", and then he talked and gestured at the side, and said vividly: "When I arrived yesterday, Miss, her eyes were all distracted, huh? I can't focus, I can only judge me by my voice. When I was chatting with me to divert my attention, I collapsed several times from the pain, and the whole bed sheet was covered in cold sweat. I just got better today, so I forced myself to go to work. According to me, it was too painful, so even my favorite I can’t even play any of my card games, so I might as well go back to work…”

73

"It still hurts now? It hurts so much that she doesn't even want to play cards anymore?!"

Yoshino Akiko's face changed drastically, let go of you, looked at it for a moment, and blamed himself: "It's true, your face is so ugly, I didn't notice it just now..."

What kind of strange image do you have in her mind?

Why does the accent of her speech fall on "I don't even want to play cards"?

74

Osamu Dazai sold you too well, and the Armed Detective Agency is very busy... Wrong, it is a unit with a lot of humane care,

So when you took the lead with Akiko Yosano, the work you had accumulated for two days and was going to finish in one go today was divided up by everyone on the spot.

There were snacks, tea bags, steam eye mask, warm baby on the table, and an ugly and cute pillow was stuffed in his arms.

You are very confused: "The work is done, so what should I do?"

"Rest." Everyone said in unison.

In desperation, you have to start fishing with pay.

Fall asleep halfway through playing games, wake up, and find a heavy Dazai cat leaning on your shoulder, still winking and taking a group photo while you are asleep, that’s another story.

75

You were so frightened that you sat up in shock and snatched his phone: "Don't take pictures, don't take pictures, don't take pictures, they are all yours!"

Osamu Dazai probably thought he had stepped on some potential landmine, and handed you the phone in a panic.

"...Miss, do you hate this? Don't you like being secretly photographed, or don't you want to appear on camera with me? I keep it as a screensaver, and I won't show it to anyone..."

"Wrong answer, none of them," you replied coldly, "It's you who suck at taking pictures like a silly cat who accidentally touched the camera."

76

Even if you have supernatural powers, you still have a little conscience.

You no longer feel the pain unbearably on the third day, and the painkillers can work normally, and on the fourth day, there is only a feeling of swelling in the lower abdomen.

The day when all the ordeals ended happened to be a weekend.

Your boyfriend is making all kinds of insinuations to test whether you have plans for this weekend.

"It just so happens that the new card has arrived, and I plan to play games at home for two days, but this probably isn't a serious plan... You ask, is there something important?"

Satisfied with your negative answer, he asked with a refreshing smile, "In that case, shall we go and see the house together?"

77

If someone said to you, "Osamu Dazai will be your boyfriend, and after the relationship, not only will he not pull you to die in love, but he will even offer to look at the house together", you will definitely suspect that the other party is a brain broken.

Don't talk about that time, even if it's in the present, you still can't change your mind.

As long as you are dating any other person in this world, when you hear this kind of words, you will be able to immediately realize that the other person is planning to have sex with you.

However, if Osamu Dazai said this——

You froze for a moment, and said with concern: "You are tired of mixing black and white, are you going to engage in real estate? That's right, with my ability, the risk will be much smaller."

Being watched by Osamu Dazai hesitantly, you recalled the conversation between the two of you, and realized: "Wait, you mean, the kind of house inspection prepared for lovers to live together?"

78

"It's more or less predictable," Osamu Dazai said in frustration, "but miss, you really misunderstood me quite a lot."

"You don't sound like someone who would think about such things at all." You said it honestly.

"Huh? What does the lady think of me?"

"A non-marriage person, who only enjoys a short period of passionate love, does not make promises to the other party, and dumps people as soon as the novelty wears off. In a relationship, he will never actively plan and look forward to the future."

"Quick answer?! It's too much - after dating, I have been thinking about the future, even when I was dreaming. Not to mention cohabitation, even after marriage, how to send invitations to mock single slugs Already!"

Silently mourning the innocent Nakaya-kun in your heart for three seconds, you change the subject: "Also, I thought, even if you live together, it will only be that you move to my house and get along like you did a few days ago. I didn't expect you to plan to buy a new house, so I was a little caught off guard. Financially, is there any problem with you?"

"It's okay, don't worry, if I'm serious about getting the money, it's pretty fast. Well... It's not bad to just move there, but the lady's current residence is really too small. I haven't lived here for a long time, and it doesn't look obvious , However, according to the speed at which the lady is buying things, the space will soon be tight."

79

The house is chosen.

When you turn around and think about the layout and decoration, you are vacillating among several design styles you are interested in, so you decide to refer to Osamu Dazai's opinion.

But he replied: "Don't think about me, please arrange everything according to the lady's own wishes. If you feel regretful after finalizing the style, it doesn't matter to redecorate it at that time."

"But, after all, the house is for two people to live together. It's such a big matter, can't I talk about it?"

"It doesn't matter if you say something—it's better to say it's what I want, because my only request," Osamu Dazai closed his eyes as if wishing, "is that there are traces of Miss' life in every corner of the house. "

80

Sunlight shines through the window into the empty room, and shines on the side face of the black-haired young man.

His skin is very fair and his figure is very thin, so he always has a sense of fragility, as if even the gentlest ray of sunlight would burn him.

You couldn't help but pecked at his eyelid.

He opened his eyes instantly, grabbed your shoulders, pressed you against the wall and kissed you deeply.

A nearly drowning, mad, hysterical kiss.

It wasn't until you couldn't catch your breath that you pushed him in a panic and asked for an intermission, and he slowly left.

81

"I'm so happy," Osamu Dazai said dreamily while he was taking a breath, "I wish I could meet you sooner..."

It will not be good.

It is about hell difficulty to develop the relationship with Hei Shizai to the present.

A few years ago, Osamu Dazai, who was still a mafia cadre, was not as easy to talk to as when he was in Butei, and he would not reach out to you in trouble like when we first met.

Not to mention letting him let go of his guard and turn into a coquettish appearance who is eager for attention and tries his best to go around you. If he can't make him feel interesting and valuable, I'm afraid he won't even be allowed to get close, and he will be regarded as Just throw away the waste.

82

Worse could be...

You said seriously: "If I met earlier, I would have been killed by you casually."

The breath coming from the opposite side darkened for a moment.

Immediately, as if to dispel the unpleasant imagination, he raised his smile again: "How could it be? Miss is such a cute girl with such a charming personality, even if I was confused at that time, I would never kill her La."

83

"It's not going to happen anyway, it doesn't matter if you don't coax me with sweet words."

"It's true. No matter how many times I do it again, no matter what the conditions are, once I know about the young lady, I will definitely fall into it hopelessly."

It's amazing.

Only then did you realize that you both compared each other to mud in your hearts.

84

Osamu Dazai, who has always been lazy, was unexpectedly active in moving, and even volunteered to help you pack the boxes.

When proposing to buy a house, I did hear him euphemistically dislike that the house you are renting is too small, saying "the space will be tight soon".

I don’t know if it’s because the bigger the place is, the cat will live more comfortably?You can't help but think that way.

... No, it seems that only dogs can do this.

"Ah, I haven't seen Miss wearing this dress before." Dazai Osamu was thoughtful.

You glance over.

What he is holding in his hand is the cultural shirt you happened to be wearing when you crossed over.It even has the school's logo printed on it.

85

"Impossible to wear it. This world is no longer mine, and there will be no me in the student file, and of course there will be no alumni who know me... In this case, I still wear this dress, why not?" Isn't it like touching porcelain?"

"But... I really want to see it, she still looks like a student girl. —By the way, miss, do you still want to go to university? Although I can't let you go back to the original school, but in Yokohama, let you continue studying. No problem."

"Why did you say that suddenly?" You paused for a moment, "Does it mean that the plot is about to start, and you want me to take refuge in place? Or are you finally unable to stand my plastic Chinese and Japanese?"

"No, no, don't worry, it's been safe recently. It's just... I could have successfully completed my studies, had a normal job, and lived my life safely and smoothly, but because I came to this world and became lovers with me