[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

Wouldn't it be a pity to cancel all of them?I don't want Miss to feel sorry for walking towards me. "

His voice sounded extraordinarily sincere.

You grabbed his hand sincerely, and replied with a choked voice, "But, I don't want to go back to school and learn advanced mathematics again just because of your strange persistence!"

86

The two of you don't have many things in your home, so you moved in soon after the renovation was completed.

Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa, hugged your Shasha pillow, and yawned.

On the coffee table are your charging game console and Bluetooth headset, and the indicator light is still blinking.

"That's great," he murmured lazily. With your stroking, his whole body gradually softened and collapsed into a cat pancake in a relaxed manner. "It feels like being surrounded by Miss's breath."

Obviously just sighing casually, but you are a little shy to hear it.

...That tone of voice was almost like saying "the reason to live is finally found".

87

Occasionally, because you think a certain product is very novel and creative, you will be overwhelmed and consume impulsively.

The question of whether money is money or not is less important. The more troublesome thing is that there will be some repetitive things in the home, and they are reluctant to throw them away, and they have no place to use them.

Osamu Dazai is quite happy to hear about this kind of thing. After asking for your consent, he happily took over your unused coffee cups, wallets, towels and so on.

"With so many odds and ends, are you planning to build a nest... I understand the reason, why do you even take my spare shampoo?"

"This fragrance smells good on Miss."

He answered confidently.

88

It's a little strange to say that, but how should I put it...

Living together can exercise one's mind.

It is true that the new house is big enough and the number of rooms is enough, so there is no problem for two people to sleep in separate rooms.

Tragedy like the last time your boyfriend stayed at your house and was forced to sleep on the sofa because there was no guest room, there is no chance to happen again.

And contrary to the frivolous appearance, Osamu Dazai is quite disciplined when it comes to dating, and he respects your opinion as a girlfriend very much.No matter how enthusiastic the atmosphere is, so far you have only stayed at the level of small animals, kissing and hugging.Although there were a few times where you almost misfired and you solved his physical needs, it was still a small fight after all.

However, every night, before walking into their respective bedrooms, he will look at you reluctantly.

There is a saying that if you look at a beauty under the light, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is.And Osamu Dazai under the moonlight has a magical power that attracts people to fly to the flame.

To be honest, you are a little bit overwhelmed.

89

"...Why don't you come over and sleep together?"

You can't help but extend the invitation.

Dazai paused for a moment.

As if he was suppressing something, he slowly and slowly cast his eyes on you:

"Miss should know that what happens after this can't be as simple as 'sleeping'?"

Meeting his gaze, you nodded firmly.

90

You should have thought of that.

How Osamu Dazai should behave on the bed can be deduced from his style of kissing.

Once the frenzied love and the dark and dark desire for monopoly flow out of Pandora's box, there is no way to shut it back.

You can't remember how many times you cried in a night before he was finally satisfied.

The only thing I can recall is that pair of beautiful iris eyes, which stared at you obsessively from the beginning to the end.

91

Osamu Dazai has a good brain, he learns things extremely fast, and his hands are very dexterous, you always know that.

But you never imagined that you would one day experience it for yourself.

If you want to ask whether it is comfortable or not, it must be comfortable.

But Osamu Dazai...has a bit of a bad character.

Many thoughts may just pass by in a flash at ordinary times, but at night, all thoughts and thoughts will be revealed.

If your filter is too thick, you will always think that he is just a harmless, obedient and clingy little black cat, with no evil intentions; now that you think about it, the feeling when you first met is the most accurate.Whether it's the desire to control you and not allow you to break free, or the strange obsession to try to torment you, coax you, or want to see you lose control, they all really look like a cat that does its own thing.

When it's all over, you're left with only one thought.

Fortunately, tomorrow, I don't have to go to work.

92

"Miss, how do you feel now?"

Gentle questions, and a handsome young man bathed in the morning sun, smiling shyly (?) at you.

Looking at it horizontally and vertically, it is as beautiful as a shoujo manga... er, after-the-fact scenes.

You stared at him for a few seconds, then covered your head with a quilt expressionlessly.

"Okay, so indifferent! Could it be that," Dazai Osamu seemed to be greatly shocked, and pretended to cry, "Miss will not cherish me if she sleeps with me, and want to abandon me?! Woohoo, why don't you Answer, are you really tired of me!"

Where did this trouble come from? Girlfriend Osamu Dazai, it's so scary.

"Impossible," you replied in a slightly amused voice, "I won't get tired of sleeping with your face for another 100 years."

Hearing this, he screamed joyfully and exaggeratedly, and immediately the little bird... no, the big cat shrank into your arms comfortably.

93

I won't go into details about the two people messing about halfway and then falling on the bed.

94

On a rare weekend, your original plan was to go shopping.Even though you've just exhausted your exercise for a year, and you really want to do nothing and continue to lie in bed, but if you don't accompany your boyfriend, you don't know what weird things he will buy back.

A strong sense of responsibility drives you out of bed.

—— Wouldn’t it be too sad if such a rare opportunity turned into a canned crab replenishment day because of your burnout?

95

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to have expected that you were so exhausted, but he still insisted on going together, and suddenly seemed flustered, finding all kinds of gaudy reasons to persuade you to rest at home.

Something is wrong.It's so wrong.

The clingy cats are suddenly not clingy, there must be something wrong.

For someone like Osamu Dazai who would like to be carried in your pocket and follow you wherever you go, to persuade you to go back to rest because you are considerate of your physical fatigue, do not go with him, it is like disobedience his instinct.

Misunderstandings are impossible to misunderstand.

You squinted your eyes and guessed blindly based on the experience accumulated from reading romance novels: "Have you bought a ring? Are you going to get it today?"

Dazai Osamu's expression went blank for a moment.

--You've got it.

96

You are full of emotions for a moment.

You've grown a lot since your first meeting with Osamu Dazai.All thanks to the training of you by the Armed Detective Agency.

Thinking of Osamu Dazai back then, he randomly guessed at your face, said one of them, and made your mentality collapse, screaming in your head that Xiaotu Zaizhi's intelligence value affects the balance——

But now, Osamu Dazai's acting skills are so broken, there is still a day when you will see through his thoughts!

97

The look of the boyfriend's plans gone wrong and lost his mind is really cute and funny.

"Actually, there is no need to engage in wedding ring proposals," you comfort him sincerely, "I don't have a sense of ceremony, and I don't have much obsession with things like diamond rings. But if you take out a marriage certificate now, I will immediately sign."

He was stunned when he heard it, with "How could it be so easy" written on his face.

"I didn't mention marriage before because... well, how should I put it, I forgot. It's not that I don't want to get married... Uh, I admit, I never thought of getting married so early, and I did I don't have any longing for marriage, but the other party is Dazai Osamu, so it doesn't matter if I get married!"

...Sorry, you seem to have preempted the proposal line.

Forget it, forget it.

You look at Dazai Osamu's happy face as if he was covered with catnip, and he doesn't seem to care about such things.

98

Osamu Dazai brought the marriage ceremony that had been prepared for a long time.

As a matter of course, his part has already been filled.

You take it for granted that at the moment he has been looking forward to for a long time, he will be very excited, circling around you, urging you to write quickly.Unexpectedly, he didn't dare to breathe, as if he was afraid of scaring people away, he sat motionless, his eyes lingering restrainedly at you and the thin paper in front of you.

The yearning and anxious eyes were like those of a child lying in front of a shop window, staring at candy without blinking.

99

Dysmenorrhea events are too lingering. After that, unless necessary, you don't use "probability theory and mathematical statistics" very much.However, looking at the marriage certificate on the table, you used a supernatural power once.

As expected, among the two options of filling in and not filling in, the answer given by the ability is that the former will be the worst solution.

— If you do fill out this sheet, the last remaining possibility of your relationship will be erased.You will be locked up by Osamu Dazai for the rest of your life, no matter how much you regret, no matter how much you want to escape, you will not be able to escape.

What awaits you in front of you is just such a frightening and exhilarating future.

100

In his apprehensive eyes,

You wrote down your name carefully and carefully.

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