[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

This kind of bad luck, even if it is only a little bit, and it is placed on someone else, that person will definitely let out a scream because of being overwhelmed, or complain about me who has repeatedly hurt you. In order to reduce the pressure, borrow The machine bosses me around.Even if it does become like that, I can't blame Miss, because that's human nature. "

"But I've never heard the lady screaming for pain. The lady is really not used to relying on others. No one tells anyone, no one resents, and swallows all the suffering with a normal attitude-this way life has not collapsed until now. The sign of you," Osamu Dazai concluded, "is pitiful and cute, and you are so charming that it makes people fascinated."

58

One's own character is known in one's own heart.

You are not very good at complaining to people, you know it, but you never thought that he would be praised as a saint in the world by his rainbow fart.

"You have a good eloquence," you said shockingly, "If it wasn't for us, I would definitely advise you to go to the street and use this trick of speech to deceive beautiful women into dying in love. You will definitely be able to deceive everyone."

"I don't have the ability to speak, every sentence is from my heart." Osamu Dazai felt aggrieved.

"...Okay, okay, I believe you can't do it."

You scratched the cat's paw lightly.

59

"Do you still want to ask questions?" Osamu Dazai asked enthusiastically.Although the method of chatting was mentioned casually by you in dealing with him, the effect is very obvious.Since you were distracted by his words, the symptoms of dysmenorrhea have eased, and your expression has become more vivid.

"Are you sure you won't get angry no matter what you ask?"

"No." With that said, he seemed to have anticipated what you wanted to ask, and his body tensed up.

You took a deep breath: "You guessed it, what is the worst solution to my ability? Shouldn't it be time for me, the client, to know?"

60

This is the third question you have asked so far.

He answered the first two questions without hesitation.

But at this moment, he was quiet for a moment, hugged you, put his chin on the top of your head, and then said slowly: "Your "probability theory and mathematical statistics" is an ability related to probability, so it calculates the worst solution. The way is not hard to guess - that is to observe the number of 'feasible solutions'.Events that lead to your life safety will always be listed as the worst solution, because injuries will limit your range of activities and space, and the things you may do and the people you may meet will be reduced accordingly; Things related to me are always listed as the worst solution because—”

You had a flash of inspiration and slapped your thigh: "Is it because you limit your lover's social circle?"

"It's not that serious," Osamu Dazai said obediently, "You can still get acquainted with others, and I won't stop it to that extent....It's just that I will snuff out all the signs of romance."

Extinguish is a very meaningful word.

61

"Isn't this kind and merciful?"

You said in a daze.

Osamu Dazai, who has been breathing lightly and waiting for your final sentence, is refreshed when he hears this:

"That's right, that's right! It's quite different from the reasonable lady herself, and it's quite an unreasonable ability."

62

He turned you around, held your hands with glowing eyes, and a suspicious flush on his cheeks:

"It's nothing more than the fact that Miss will be tied to me until she dies, even in a parallel world with infinite possibilities. If we are not destined lovers, I will make it my destiny—isn't that quite Is it a sweet and romantic thing, what's so scary about it!"

You thought it sounded pretty scary when you put it that way.

63

Admittedly, you have little confidence in your brainpower.

But you still have guesses about the worst solution.

You once suspected that being with him would lead to genuine "events that would endanger your personal safety", just like actively choosing to walk into the streets full of bullets, which is the worst solution in the standard and conventional sense.If not, he would have no reason to be so embarrassed about this——

But Edogawa Ranpo's attitude makes you uncertain again.

Even if you are a voluntary bandit, no matter how you say it, Ranpo will be indifferent to seeing the new members who have joined the club bravely and bravely embark on a dead end. too realistic.

64

Today, you finally know.

The problem of daring lies in the calculation method of the "optimal solution" by the ability.

When dating Osamu Dazai, you would never dare to think about such a thing, even if he didn’t intentionally pinch the peach blossoms, you would never dare to do it... This ability is actually considered as a feasible solution, so stupid never mind.

It's really blind that it's called "Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics" such a clever name.

65

You cover your face: "This direction is much more positive than I imagined."

"What does Miss think I'll do? Sacrifice? Brainwashing? Or sex? I won't do anything without your consent. I'm not such a worthless man!"

"I'm sorry," you promptly admitted your mistake cooperatively, "It turns out that you are so worry-free about falling in love, and I wronged you."

"However, even if you think you will encounter such a bad thing, you still agree to be with me. Miss really likes me? Ah, I am so happy, I am so happy that I don't know what to do..." He murmured rub your face.

You can't help but reach out and scratch his chin.

"...Ah, I was treated like a cat. Do you want to hear me meow?"

"Yeah ok, more please!—But won't you be offended that I'm such a cat, uh, treating you like a cat?"

"Huh? Where is it? It sounds much better than mackerel. It's okay, it doesn't matter if you touch me more. If possible, I want to be the lady's cat in the next life. There is nothing to worry about. I just need to wait for the lady to come to see me every day. I'm fine; cats have a short lifespan, so at the last moment of their lives, they can be watched tenderly by the young lady, and die in the young lady's arms. That must be very good."

Probably to distract you, Osamu Dazai talked a lot today.

The so-called mire of crazy love that makes you plunge into it is really just a pool of sweet chocolate.

66

There is always a way out.

You had already prepared yourself to be so painful that you couldn't straighten your back during the whole menstrual period, but that morning, when you woke up in a daze, you found that you were fine.It can't be called completely fine, the situation is still worse than your usual dysmenorrhea, but it is enough to restore the normal function of the body.

If you want to describe it, this is the difference between a tsunami and the spray from a child's toy water gun.

You danced wildly with joy, jumping up from the bed.

Osamu Dazai, who was worried and applied to stay overnight, heard the movement, and opened the door in a daze: "Why is it so late..."

Seeing your figure clearly, the pupils of the youth's kite-colored pupils dilated instantly.

67

You put down the half-turned clothes and rushed into the bathroom as if fleeing.

Failed.

You are used to living alone, and the bedroom doors and windows are closed, the curtains are still drawn, and the bedside lamp glows with a faint warm light, creating a safe and private atmosphere, and you take off your clothes very easily, and you never expected to come in suddenly people.

Osamu Dazai opened the door without saying a word, presumably he thought you wanted to get up and get something, and came here to help.

Taking a bath in the middle of the night during menstruation, no matter how you think about it, it is not something that people in Yangjian can do.It's just that you sweat a lot, and your clothes are wet and dry, and it's really uncomfortable to leave them like this, and you really can't control that much.In such a special situation, it's no wonder he couldn't react.

Ah, damn it, my face is so hot.

I don't know what he saw at that moment.

68

Seeing you coming out after washing and wiping your hair, Osamu Dazai moved a chair from somewhere and sat obediently waiting, consciously raised the hair dryer.

After such a long time, his voice was still hoarse: "Are you going back to work tomorrow?"

In the middle of the night, a lonely man and a widow, such an ambiguous accident happened not long ago, but if you are asked this way in normal times, you may think for a second, whether the next content will be transferred to the late night channel.

But your current situation is... quite indifferent.You can't raise your guard at all.

The noise of electrical appliances working was loud, the wind was hot and extremely hypnotic.A hand brushed against your neck vaguely.

You were half asleep and half awake for a long time before you heard what he was asking: "Yeah. What's the matter?"

69

"Anyway, there's nothing to do recently. I thought you'd take this opportunity to ask for an extra day off to play poker."

When the word playing cards came out of Osamu Dazai's mouth, it felt like the dimensional wall was broken.No, the very fact that you are being blown by Osamu Dazai is trampling on the fragments of the Dimensional Wall under your feet.

"Some people may concentrate more when they are in pain. But my brain is not very sharp, and I can't play cards well." You stared straight ahead, "so you just thought, it's better to go back Forget about doing chores. You can also take the opportunity to hang out with Akiko to ease the pain."

70

He paused while blowing his hair, aggrieved: "Shouldn't you stick with me?"

You are expressionless: "If you can share your experience in purchasing sanitary napkins with me, then it's not that you can't stick with me."

"I lost," Osamu Dazai muttered in frustration, "I lost in terms of gender!"

71

Knowing that you took a day off because of the collision between the worst solution and menstrual period, Yosano Akiko and Yosano's faces were wrinkled in disbelief: "Worst case, how painful is that?"

You didn't speak, you silently opened your hands like a stuffed bear doll for comfort, and she immediately rushed over and hugged you.

"Thanks for your hard work," she rubbed your head, "Miss is here, very good