[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

Extreme, and more inclined to use absolute words such as "everything", "forever" and "must".

Dazai concluded coldly: "As long as you leave me, everything will be resolved."

Emotional restraint, eloquence, the posture of a master orator.The only thing he didn't look into were your eyes.

Rather than convincing you, he actually seems to be convincing himself.

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"Miss, run away from me before it's too late?"

Because it was against his will, he changed his previous awe-inspiring expression, and pronounced every syllable reluctantly, low and illusory, and he must take a step back, so it would not be able to reach his ears;

...The content is obviously suggesting to you, but it sounds like it is begging you to never, never respond.

However, even in this moment of heartfelt true feelings, in such a tense and painful atmosphere where he knew that he would gouge out the happiness he had just obtained, Osamu Dazai still concealed something, and every word was hidden. Take the easy way out.He should know that just talking about innocuous things like this can't even drive away the mosquitoes and flies lingering on the melons and fruits.and……

Suddenly, that meaningful look of Ranpo appeared in your mind.

Even if you nodded, would he really let you go?Is this asking for your opinion, or a ritual of confirmation?

But that doesn't matter anymore.

You never intended to leave anyway.

The boa constrictor clings to its prey.

Osamu Dazai tightened his grip on your wrist, and smiled for a long time:

"Because, once I get it, even if I smash my fingers, I won't let go."

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He won't let go of his fingers if he smashes anything, it's just beautiful words.

Hearing you gasp in pain, he let go in a panic, and lowered his eyes regretfully, as if he knew he had done something wrong and was waiting to be punished.He was so reckless as Dazai.If there were ears, they must have drooped by now.

You were so cute that you fell into a momentary aphasia.

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Osamu Dazai raised his eyes sullenly and glanced at you.

Seeing that you are in the same state as before, and you are not frightened by the madness leaking out of his passion, his expression is instantly relieved.

You commented: "It's really easy for you to overthink things."

Imitating what he did when he invited you to join the detective agency on the day the two first met, you reluctantly opened your hand to him:

"—Osamu Dazai is still here, so I won't leave."

He staggered at you.

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When Osamu Dazai said this, he said "leave me" and "once I get it", even if you are still sculpting him without repentance and perseverance, you have to face the reality.His strange behavior before has been explained.Contrary to what you might expect, he has a passion for you that goes beyond friendship, with an almost pathological exclusivity.

That is a worse, more vicious quagmire than love.

...but you love this mud.

Under the absurd premise that neither party confessed, you started dating tacitly.

48

As I said before, every time the ability is liquidated, you are the one who really accepts the consequences, but the one who overreacts between the two has always been Osamu Dazai.It may be that you have suffered from menstruation too many times, and some bad things happen every once in a while, and you are still calm.

until today.

Your ability is activated today, it's nothing;

Unfortunately, misfortunes never come singly, your menstrual period just happened to catch up with today.

I don't know how this broken ability came up with the idea of ​​classifying the degree of dysmenorrhea as a probabilistic event to persecute you, but it is conceivable that the worst solution must be - so severe that you can't do anything, you can only lie on the bed Howling dysmenorrhea.Fortunately, the amount of bleeding did not increase correspondingly, otherwise you would immediately hang yourself like Dazai.

I'm sorry Dazai,

But to be honest, your first reaction should be:

It's finally your turn to have PMS.

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The biggest problem right now is that you don't have enough sanitary napkins.You can usually go to a convenience store not far away to buy it, but now you don't even have the strength to get up from the bed.

It would be more convenient for Yosano Akiko to be the same woman as you, but... she has never been to your house.

You hugged your lower abdomen, and called Osamu Dazai without tears: "Good news, my worst solution has nothing to do with you at last; bad news, I can't go to work today to post with you."

He was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and immediately reacted: "Crash together? The worst solution is dysmenorrhea?"

"Yes, save me, I can't get up," you were dying, "Bodhisattva Dazai, come and bring me a sanitary napkin, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."

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Osamu Dazai came quickly.

Before, you were always wondering why he would come over as soon as the crab formation was set up.It's not a real stray cat, how can its nose be so good.

Looking back, he may have rented a house near here, but he didn't tell you.

——I just don’t know if a well-known black card without a slug has suffered.

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There was a soft sound from the entrance.

Osamu Dazai tiptoed into the room.

For a few seconds, the sound of breathing from above his head stopped in shock.

Your lips turn white from the pain, and your pupils are hard to focus. To Osamu Dazai, a former mafia cadre who is used to seeing death, you may be no different from a corpse.

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Let him do his brainwork like this, I don't know what strange things he will think of.

"Did you buy sanitary napkins?" You interrupted his random thoughts.

As if waking up from a dream, he answered you in a daze: "I bought it, it is the brand you mentioned in the text message. I also bought warm palace stickers, ginger tea, etc., and they are all in the bag. Do you need me to take them apart?" ?”

"No need, I have done everything I need to do," you replied, "Ginger tea, warm palace paste, menstrual exercise, including painkillers, are useless. As long as it can relieve a little, and I can stand firm without leaning on the wall, I will help you." It’s not that I can’t even get out the door, and I call for someone to bring me a sanitary napkin.”

Osamu Dazai had a complex expression: "Miss, you... are really able to bear the pain."

You said in a daze, "Uh, did you win the prize? Not at all, did you?"

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You squint at the clock.

Osamu Dazai said vigilantly, "I've already come, don't even try to drive me away."

"Since your things have been delivered, there is nothing to do here, why don't you go back to work? If you don't want to work, you can pretend to take care of me and take a day off," you actively suggested, "and then sneak out to fish, how about it? Peace of mind , I will not report on you."

You thought he would readily agree, but Osamu Dazai frowned incomprehensibly: "What kind of scum am I in your heart? Anyway, leaving a girlfriend with severe dysmenorrhea and leaving alone , I can’t do it either—or is this just an excuse for Miss not wanting to see me?”

It's over, I said the wrong thing.

You said lazily: "If you don't want to, forget it, pretend I didn't say it. You hug me."

He obediently hugged you.

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You are sweating profusely, as if you just got out of the water.

Probably because the essence is mackerel, he didn't dislike it either. He brushed your sweaty forehead hair and asked unwillingly: "Is it true that I can't do anything?"

How fresh, you slander, "no qualifications in the world" and can't cure dysmenorrhea.

But this state is not incomprehensible to you. He is like a cat who has seen his master comatose and is anxious because of his helplessness—sorry, you are habitual cat modeling again.

You coughed guiltyly: "Then, can you chat with me and distract me?"

Osamu Dazai got excited and stood up: "Okay, okay, what do you want to hear, miss? I know everything, and I can say everything!"

"Okay, salary card password?"

You were kidding him.You just want to choke back his exaggerated and contrived "know everything, talk endlessly", and you don't expect him to answer seriously.After all, how could anyone actually answer honestly at a time like this?It's obvious that this is a joke--

As if he was afraid that you would regret it, he quickly reported a series of numbers.

You froze.

No, this, why is this really reported? Is Osamu Dazai, the black mud in the world, such an obedient person? !

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"Keep asking," he poked your cheek dissatisfiedly, "I'll say whatever you ask, and I mean it?"

Even the so-called "will tell you anything" that even the bank card password will be reported is too heavy!

You sweated and changed the direction of the question: "What do you think of me?"

Osamu Dazai replied: "I have seen in my life, the toughest and cutest woman."

Tough?You looked at him in confusion: "You answered so quickly, did you find some strange reference books somewhere and recite the standard answers for me?"

Cuteness is a necessary word for perfunctory people in this context, you know, but what about toughness?

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He smiled and replied: "No. I thought about this question a long time ago. In the original world, Miss was just an ordinary student who studied and entered a higher school step by step. In other words, she lived carefree in the ivory tower. Middle. Is that so?"

You nod approvingly.

"However, such a young lady was suddenly thrown into this world full of misfortunes. —— Isn't it scary?" Dazai Osamu stroked your back, his voice was full of pity and tenderness, making your scalp tingle, Hearing this made me fidget.

He counted on your fingers: "In a foreign country, you not only have to learn the language, but also try to find ways to make money, but in the end you can only resort to gambling that you hate and fear; you have never been exposed to supernatural powers or Firearms, but you have to be careful to survive in the hail of bullets; you haven’t even broken a bone before, but you are often seriously injured after meeting me, and the treatment process is full of pain..."

If you don't sell miserably, he actually takes the initiative to find miserably to sell you?You thought dumbfounded.

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The youth changed the topic: "