[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

Well, that guy finally felt guilty once, you should use the excuse of recuperating to squeeze him as much as you can. "

"Who said I pity him?" You said strangely, "I did it for playing cards. The pain affects my speed of playing cards!"

"……excuse me."

30

Luanbu really predicts things like a god.

Your ability "Probability and Mathematical Statistics" is indeed a strange preference for Osamu Dazai.

Several times after that, even if you stayed as far away as possible, you often saw him after the ability was forced to activate.You almost suspect that the only way to get rid of him is to leave Yokohama.

Before you complained, Osamu Dazai became sullen first: "Every time the ability is activated, the lady will almost meet me. It's because the lady hates me very much, so meeting me is always regarded as the best thing by the ability." Bad situation?"

"No," you said honestly, "I kind of like you."

Osamu Dazai did not expect such an answer, and opened his eyes wide.

That unbelievable look, like a stray cat that has been abandoned for too long.Even if they are lucky enough to be fed, they just watch with suspicion.

31

Osamu Dazai stretched out a finger and poked you tentatively.

As if afraid of bursting a gorgeous soap bubble, the force was surprisingly light, just confirming its existence.

He exclaimed, "Do you like me?"

Even though the corners of his mouth are raised to fly, he is still staring at you, trying to capture your micro-expression.

You have no doubt that at the slightest hint of a lie, the hungry stray cat will drop its food and run away without a trace, disappearing without a trace.

"I like it," you replied with great certainty, "I even bought grains for you."

On the contrary, if you show kindness at this time...

It will definitely be glued to it, act like a baby unscrupulously, and follow all the way home without being chased away.

32

Although we both know that you are talking about fans’ love for the character, Dazai Osamu, who received your affirmative answer, is elated and trying to hide his expression, just like a young high school boy who is just in love, which makes you feel shy stand up.

"Isn't it just a lot of character fans, as for being so happy? Don't you even have the consciousness that you might be a popular character in the original work?"

He touched his cheek and answered the irrelevant question: "Do I look...happy?"

You think to yourself, not only happy, it looks like you won the jackpot.

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After that, the frequency of Osamu Dazai and you acting like a baby rose sharply.

When Edogawa Ranpo sees this, he throws you a look that looks like "It's hopeless, let's die.jpg" which makes you very concerned, but the black cat with iris-colored eyes circles around you, meowing at your feet Screaming, still... quite happy, you gradually become obsessed with keeping cats, and give up thinking.

The fly in the ointment is that he is not a real cat after all, and he often chases you and asks why you fell in love with him.

There is no definite reason for falling in love with a character.You answered very casually, saying what you thought of every time:

"Lovely", "Q version is very good", "good-looking", "brain is easy to use" (when you say this, he glanced back at Luanbu indistinctly), "clothes hanger", " Charisma", and...

"At that time, I stretched out my hand to me who was at a loss."

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Of course, as you become closer, the number of times he gives you hints for card levels also increases.

Most of the strategies that can be found on the Internet for puzzle-solving games only provide steps and solutions, but do not write ideas.But you always hate to imitate rigidly and step by step according to the correct solution provided when you pass the level. You always feel that although the level is passed, the fun of solving the puzzle itself is lost.

Osamu Dazai obviously understands your thoughts too.He will not directly explain the solution, but find out the blind spots in your thinking and wake you up. The game experience is excellent, and you will become dependent unconsciously.

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Later, if you also want to play puzzle games when you come home from get off work, you will set up a crab-flavored food array at home as a sacrifice.

At first you thought about making a phone call and calling him, but then you realized that you don’t need to inform in advance, and you don’t need to call someone, even if you don’t say anything, once you are in a crab formation, he will quickly notice , suddenly appeared from nowhere, and gently opened the lock, saving you even the effort of putting down the game and answering the door.

I still remember Dazai Osamu who heard you invite him into the house for the first time, his attitude was not as natural as later, and he asked in a strange tone: "What do you think of me?"

"Bodhisattva," you replied peacefully and piously, "Namo Great Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva."

36

Osamu Dazai became clingy, and even lessened his role as a demon.Subtly relieved and shamed, everyone at the Armed Detective Agency asked if you were dating and sent you our deepest and most sincere sympathies (and condolences).

"No, why do you think so?"

You, who were concentrating on playing music games, looked up in a daze when you heard the words.

To be honest, you just feel like you're raising a cat.It doesn't matter whether you say you are a straight girl or you say you are a cat who is obsessed, you really feel that such a question is ridiculous.

37

If you change the way of getting along between the two of you with any other person in this world, you will inevitably think a little more, whether the other person is interested in you, and whether it is inappropriate to maintain this ambiguous relationship.

But Dazai is different.

Perhaps it is limited by the original work, you can't imagine who he is in love with.

His emotions are complex and distorted, mixed with juvenile willfulness and hysteria, which cannot be measured by the norms of human society.

Even if he has someone he likes, it can't be love——

Thinking like this, you slowly lowered your head following the fiery eyes of everyone in the detective agency who shouted loudly, "Is this still called no relationship?"

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I saw that the black-haired young man who was taking a nap on your lap turned over as if agreeing.

He was also aware of your sight in his deep sleep, he rubbed against you with his soft cheeks, and let out a small cat purr in comfort.

Your expression is blank.

You don't have evidence, but you can see that Osamu Dazai slept so soundly, he is probably a repeat offender.

If you come out like this at noon every day, you will be a ghost if you don't get misunderstood.

——By the way, when did he post it, why didn't you notice it? !

39

Osamu Dazai is not just clinging to you all the time and acting like a baby.

For example, women with menstrual syndrome will be affected by changes in hormone levels, resulting in irritability and suspicious emotions. When it comes to your supernatural liquidation period, his mood will visibly enter a trough.Being selected by "Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics" time and time again, his face became even more ugly time after time.The pitiful look that is so depressed that the expression management fails, is not much worse than you who are forced to do high math problems.

Because of the special nature of the ability to manipulate probability, it cannot be nullified by "Disqualification in the World", presumably making his habit of keeping everything firmly in his hands unbearable.At least you guessed so.

40

However, there must be a reason for your ability to target Osamu Dazai so much.

Since it is something that Edogawa Ranpo can see through at a glance with "super-reasoning", even if Dazai is a fan of the authorities, with such a smart head, after so long, he should have some clues.

"Have you already guessed the reason?"

When you raised your head and asked him like this, he showed a dark expression that you have never seen before.

41

You suspect that he is going to grab your neck in the next second, kill you first, and then shoot himself.

Just facing him like this makes your hair stand on end.

You've never seen Osamu Dazai in such a bad state of mind.

If it turned out that he was a well-packed can of black mud, as long as he didn’t open it, he could watch it safely; then at this moment, it was a major factory black mud can leaking the contents, which passed everyone indiscriminately, teaching the world to be Make endless hell.

You immediately swallowed the question that came to your lips.

42

You don't even know what he is worrying about, so naturally you can't comfort him. Seeing him like a hedgehog, you don't dare to kiss, rub and hug casually like comforting your best friend; finger.

Osamu Dazai reacted extremely quickly, like a poisonous snake awakened by the smell of blood, firmly grasping your wrist.

Seeing that you didn't say a word, he shook your hand instead, and said dissatisfied: "You don't want to continue asking."

It is very different from the usual coquettish style. It does not use interrogative sentences or cute modal particles, but just states the facts.It may sound cruel at first, but your experience with cats for so long tells you that he is not really unhappy, but just wants to wait for you to coax him.

You are a little dazed.

He's in a better mood?It's only been a while, is it all right?What about that destructive temperament just now?

"Is this situation difficult to solve?" You asked following him.

"Impossible to fix," he concluded, "unless you never use the power."

You nodded: "Then just ignore it."

43

"...Aren't you running away?"

You were taken aback by the question: "Run? Why should I run away?"

"As long as you run away from my side, you will never encounter this kind of thing again. If you are far enough away from me, no matter how bizarre the probability event is, I will not be able to let me reach your side, and I will not be able to cause you harm. The world outside of Yokohama is safe, and you don't need to use your powers intensively like this, and the frequency of backlash will decrease accordingly."

——You have read in the report somewhere: People who are stuck in a depressed mood are more likely to walk when thinking