Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

The city lord, who was greeted by everyone, has a body twice the size of ordinary people, and a flat face that looks like it has been slapped flat. His hair also looks sparse, as if hanging some seaweed.

In fact, it can't be said to be ugly, but this appearance can't be called "good-looking".

So I can't understand the yearning and praise of the monsters around him.

"Because for non-human beings, 'strength' is the criterion for judging." Probably aware of my confusion, Wutiao teacher lowered his head and leaned into my ear and answered softly, "They value strength more than appearance, strength Stronger is more beautiful in their eyes."

"Actually, most monsters have very vague judgments on appearance." He shrugged his shoulders.

It sounds like the feeling that insects use pheromones to determine their identity.

Then again.

"It turns out that the stronger you are, the more beautiful you are."

Sure enough, comics are always just comics.

"It's not "Flower O Dream"."

Teacher Wutiao answered at the right time.

My eyes widened in shock.

Unexpectedly, you are someone who can even read "Flower O Dream" as a girl's dream garden!

Having said that, how many settings did I add to Wujo-sensei in my dream?

Just as I was thinking wildly, the lord had already sat at the top seat, which was like a small palace, with screens on both sides, and a dozen or so floors of stairs in front, and you had to look up to see it when standing below. part of the table above.

I don't know the identity, but the pomp is enough.

After the city lord took his seat, demons and ghosts from all over the place began to come forward to offer gifts or perform.

Probably the oiran's performance is also a very important part in the world of monsters, so it soon came to us.

The musicians who came together immediately went to prepare, leaving only Wujo teacher and me standing on the field.

"Teacher Wutiao..."

I was a little worried, but Mr. Wutiao was still full of confidence, and walked forward without any nervousness.

The black costume swayed slightly with his actions, and where he walked, the monsters separated to both sides like Moses divided the sea.

I don't know how to describe such a scene, I can only say "he is amazingly beautiful" in poor language.

Even monsters will be shocked by this beauty and grace - even if he is just standing and hasn't started any performance yet.

"I didn't realize that you are such a beauty before."

The lord who was sitting on the high seat suddenly smiled and opened his big mouth that was different from ordinary people and waved to him.

"Come closer and let me see."

I secretly sweated for Teacher Wutiao.

Teacher Wutiao continued to walk forward in a generous manner.

It should be the gorgeous and charming oiran, but he forced him to walk out of a step that no relatives would recognize.

But even so, he is still very beautiful, whether it is the eyes that are as clear as jewels, or the face that looks extraordinarily beautiful under the delicate makeup.

--it should be no problem.

I was a little bit worried, after all, normally the oiran would never walk like this.

I hid in the crowd and carefully observed left and right. I finally breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that no one had any objections.

However, before I could relax, I heard Wutiao teacher's voice from the seat above.

"I heard that you are going to marry a wife?"

I was taken aback by his blatant, even offensive, words.

——You're pretending!And still disguised as an oiran!Is it really okay to say so?

I felt like I missed two beats of my heart.

However, the five teachers above are still talking unscrupulously.

"Or marry a little girl?"

The lord with a very wide body didn't mind, he turned and looked at the beautiful 'Oiran' in front of him with his big slightly protruding eyes.

"Yes, this is a rare treasure that has been seen for decades, but if it is you, it is not impossible to share it with you as a reward."

As if thinking of some delicious food, he opened his huge mouth and smiled, and some mucus-like liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth uncontrollably.While speaking, he dishonestly extended his hand to the 'Oiran' in front of him.

Like other demons and ghosts, the lord's memory of the 'face' is very vague.

But in his memory, 'Oiran' is just a weak monster, with nothing but good looks——

He originally planned to eat this guy as a side dish to add to the fun, just like the last time he got married, but he didn't expect that she would have such a dazzling side.

If this is the case, it is not impossible to give her a mouthful of fresh flesh and blood, and then keep her by his side.

Compared with the greedy lizard, it is obvious that this dazzling oiran is more in his heart.

The more he thought about it, the more satisfied he became, and his hand was about to touch the beautiful face of the oiran.

"I think so too." Gojo Satoru's lips curled up, "You really should pay something."

While speaking, the outstretched hand of the lord suddenly bent at a strange angle, "How about using your life as a reward? Sounds like a fair deal, right?"

A smile on a delicate and beautiful face should be a very beautiful picture, but from the perspective of the city lord, this 'beautiful oiran' who just made him very fond of it turned into an evil ghost in an instant.But all this is just the beginning.

Gojo Satoru's face was almost in front of the lord, he was obviously smiling, but there was only cold killing intent in those beautiful eyes.

Then with a single force, he pulled the lord off from the act.

He stepped on the lord's back, his beautiful eyes turned slightly, and his eyes swept over the lord.

Only then did the lord let out a scream.

It stands to reason that he ate the flesh and blood of more than a dozen girls with spiritual power and practiced for a hundred years, and he is already one of the strongest in the world. Otherwise, he would not be able to occupy such a large area and dominate for so long.

But at this time, he was pressed to the ground by an 'Oiran' in such an unbelievable way.

"You're not the oiran!" He finally realized something was wrong, and called out hoarsely.

"You finally found out." The condescending 'beauty' didn't mind revealing her identity at all, "Is it true that if you become a castellan just like a human being, you really lose your instinctive vigilance as a castellan?"

The 'lord' who was trampled on his feet turned his eyeballs, and with the changes in his eyeballs, his face also changed.

First, the face was elongated to the sides, and the eyes were pushed to the sides from the front, and then the skin that was originally human-like also turned blue-gray, and uneven bumps appeared.

An indescribably viscous liquid emerged from these bumps and covered his skin.

He had a ferocious expression, staring viciously at the 'fake oiran' who was stepping on him leisurely, then shrank, and then the secreted mucus slipped out of the robe.

At this time, he no longer looked like a 'castle lord', but looked like a strange thing put together by people and toads.

"Finally showing its original appearance?" Gojo Satoru showed an exaggerated expression, "The toad wants to eat swan meat. Sure enough, there is some truth to the saying."

It was just his carelessness.

The lord of the city prostrated himself on the pillar, staring at the 'false oiran' in front of him with a gloomy and vicious gaze.

"Oh, although I knew you were ugly, I didn't expect to be so ugly. Didn't you walk pretty well just now? How come you can't even walk on two feet once you become a prototype?"

Gojo Satoru, however, continued to provoke the demon's already fragile emotions with words, as if he was completely unaware of the other party's murderous gaze.

"If you can't walk on two feet, you have to climb better. Don't tell me that you have been walking on two feet for too long, and you have forgotten how to climb. If you are at this level, look for a little girl. If you come out When I was in the pond, I found a mound and smothered myself to death."

He not only said, but also put on a long sigh.Seems really ashamed of it.

"Don't accept it? Hit me if you don't accept it."

As soon as Gojo Wu's words fell, a whip-like thing was drawn to the position where he had just stood.

The ground shattered in response, and white smoke emitted as if it had been corroded.

That wasn't a whip at all, but the tongue that Lord Toad just stuck out.

"Didn't you eat? Oh, at this slow motion speed, you really can't even catch mosquitoes."

Gojo Satoru continued to output, he didn't feel nervous after being attacked at all, and leaned leisurely against the screen.

The tongue of the utterly enraged lord swept again, cutting the screen in half horizontally like a ninja sword.

Now, the demons and ghosts in the hall below finally realized that something was wrong.

If it was just that the city lord doted on an oiran, it would be impossible to make such a commotion.

The weak monsters who were not good at fighting quickly started to run away, while the warlike monsters rushed forward.

"My lord! What happened!"

"collar--"

They rushed forward, but before the person in the front could see the scene above, they were killed by the sudden sweep of the tongue blade and the scattered venom.

Seeing the plight of the victims in front, the ghosts in the back finally calmed down a bit, and except for a very few brave ones, they stopped moving forward.They want to know what's going on and get a piece of it.

But it doesn't look like he lost his life because of this.

Looking at the tragic situation below, Gojo Satoru continued to taunt, "Tsk tsk, isn't this still a way to get some mosquitoes to eat?"

"But you can only get some mosquitoes and flies of this level."

He also raised his hand, as if he was too idle to pick out his ears.

"If you only have this level, I'm going to sleep. You can't even miss a sleeping person... Ah, if it's you, it's really possible."

"go to hell--"

He exerted force on his limbs, and the pillar under his feet split open, and then he rushed out with the poisonous mucus.

With such an attack range, he didn't believe that this humble human could still run out.

However, only halfway through the rush, a creepy shudder emerged from his body.

It was the 'instinct', more direct than anything else, that was warning him frantically.

Dangerous, very dangerous, risk of losing life.

However, he was already in mid-air, and while he blocked the opponent's way, he also opened his door wide to the enemy.At this time, even if there is a problem with consciousness, it is difficult to avoid it.

He saw the hideous guy grinning horribly.

I also saw him facing himself, raising his arm.

However, while being pierced, he heard an anxious voice.

"Teacher Wujo! Are you okay!?"

Then the human being who was playing tricks on him just now collapsed exaggeratedly.

The author has something to say: Gojo Satoru: Ah - I'm down!

Toad Lord:? ?

In this story, except Ma You, everyone is an Oscar winner (hey)

I see someone guessed the lord's real body!That's right!It's just a toad, after all it is said that toads want to eat swan meat!

Updated, updated, modified several times without checking the time, tsk

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