Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

Sato was woken up by a strange scent.

The first smell is sweet and floral, but after a few more sniffs, you may notice the stench of corruption.

It looks like rotting aquatic plants and moss soaked in water, and it also looks like dead fish and shrimp, making people sick to the stomach.

Finally, Li Xiang couldn't stand the smell anymore, and opened her eyes irritably to clean it up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he realized that he was in a strange place right now.

Gorgeous but old-fashioned old-fashioned room, the bedding on the body also looks very old-like something that an old lady would use in the last century.It is completely different from what I saw in the hot spring hotel before.

The elder sister who was supposed to sleep with him also disappeared.

This caused her to have an unknown fire for no reason, and the desire to destroy followed spontaneously.

And this dress.

What catches the eye is empty white, and large patches of pure white are equally disturbing.

As if dead people would wear it.

She pulled the old clothes of the same style on her body, and while her disgust deepened, her irritability became more intense.

"Such a large area of ​​white is really only available in wedding dresses."

She got up slowly.

"You're awake."

Probably heard the movement, someone outside pushed the door and walked in.

It is a young woman who also dresses traditionally, but with a coquettish look.

She was also carrying a tray full of equally very traditional Japanese delicacies.

"The city lord will not come back for a while, so he ordered me to prepare some digestible food for you, so that you can enjoy it as soon as you wake up."

After she finished speaking, she put the tray next to the quilt and sat down respectfully.Looks like he's ready to serve forever.

"Hurry up and eat, you have worked hard today."

"Where is this?" Lixiang did not obey her, and her tone was very calm, as if she didn't care that she was taken to a strange place.

"This is the territory of the Lord of the City. After the wedding is completed later, you will be the hostess of this city, so don't be polite to me, why don't you eat something? You should be very hungry too."

Lixiang's eyes flicked across the delicious food in front of her, and then fell on the young woman who was so bewitching, and two of the three sentences couldn't be separated from persuading her to eat.Finally, he said slowly:

"I'm not yet an adult, do you want to know the law and break the law?"

——The atmosphere stiffened visibly with the naked eye.

The woman hurriedly laughed and said: "This, this... Our city master is a far more noble existence than humans, and does not need to be restricted by the laws made by humans..."

"I didn't expect that in the 21st century, when even ancient monsters like Yamata no Orochi were extinct, people would say such things."

Li Xiang stood up supporting the quilt, and sneered, "If you really think so, you might as well die with Heian Jing."

The maid probably didn't expect that after the bride was kidnapped this time, not only did she not cry or make noise, but she was full of sharp-tongued ridicule, and she didn't know what to reply for a while.

"Also, this kind of decoration has long been so outdated that it should enter the museum. No matter how old an antique is, you should know how to write the word 'advancing with the times', right?

"you--"

The maid finally couldn't hold back, and opened her mouth to reveal the two fangs hidden inside.

The crescent-shaped fangs protruded from the large mouth that a normal person would never have, and almost fell to the chin.

However, the thin girl showed no sign of fear at all, she still looked at her with cold eyes, her voice lost the enthusiasm just now, but became hoarse and cold.It's like a snake spitting out a letter.

"You don't have to drink a toast, but if you obediently become the bride chosen by the city lord, you will suffer less. Now, eat these quickly."

The woman lost her patience and rushed towards Li Xiang.

Li Xiang finally moved when the woman grabbed her.

Not only did she not dodge in fear, but she grabbed the woman's long hair and pulled it forward with the momentum of the woman rushing towards her, and then poked two white and tender fingers into her eye sockets.

"Ahhh-"

The woman let out a horrific scream.Blood flowed all over her face, and she rolled over in pain covering her face.

The beautiful instigator didn't show any pity, she walked to the side, kicked over the meals on the tray, and watched those "delicious dishes" turned into a pile of seafood moss after falling to the ground. A kind of grey, sticky thing, and then looked down at the woman who was still crying:

"Why don't you let me eat it?"

"Smelly, smelly girl—"

The severe pain made the young woman unable to maintain her human form, densely divided scales appeared on her body, her face became flattened and her mouth grew larger and larger.

"At this time, don't say that I am the bride of the city lord."

Li Xiang said so, but her eyes became colder and colder.

Disgusting, so disgusting.

Obviously it's not Youtai, but she still wants to make herself a bride.

Really...

So annoying.

Even just thinking about it gives people the urge to destroy it.

"Stinky girl, let's see if you can still make noise..."

She crawled with blood in her eyes and rushed towards Lixiang again.Unlike before, it was just to restrain her, this time she really wanted to kill her.

Anyway, as long as life is alive.

Even if her limbs are broken, even if her skin is torn, as long as she lives until the city lord completes the ceremony with her.

The female monster has never been wronged like this.

For decades, these 'brides' were either forced to complete the ceremony in panic, or were deceived by her into thinking that they had come to a 'different world' like a dream, and they willingly completed the ceremony and lost their lives.

No matter which one, it is a toy in her palm.

only this!

Only this stinky girl's film!

Anger and pain clouded her judgment, and she was hit again.

The protruding tongue was broken by the tray, and the quilt was beaten hard, and then someone pulled her hair and pulled her bloody head up.

"Why must I eat?"

The girl's immature but cold voice sounded.

"Don't tell me, I'll use chopsticks to pierce directly through your eye sockets this time, and pierce through your head."

The female monster who lost her tongue after being critically attacked had no choice but to succumb, and said vaguely:

"Eating, eating the food here means you agree to stay here."

This is also a method that has been passed down from ancient times to the present.

If you eat something from that world, you will not be able to return to your own world.Only on this premise can the soul/power of this person be absorbed.

It's just that with the changes in human society, there are fewer and fewer people with power.The first few were just barely filling their stomachs, and they couldn't be called "becoming stronger" at all, so they were really ecstatic to find such a girl with pure and powerful power.

No expense was spared in having a full grand ceremony for it.

Li Xiang asked again: "Then what is the city lord?"

Being able to use this kind of ghost as a maid, the city lord is definitely not a good thing.

"The city, the city lord is... the city lord. He is the lord of the forest who has lived for a hundred years, and he is..."

"You don't know his real body?" Li Xiang's voice became cold again, "That's fine, where is he now?"

Lixiang didn't bother to ask any more questions.

She is very angry now, no matter what the other party is, she will smash him into pieces.

Just like when I was with Yuta a long time ago.Smash everything that stands in front of you and Youta to pieces.That feeling still exists in her body today.

Blood kept gushing from the female monster's broken tongue, and her voice became more slurred:

"In the... front hall, celebrate, celebrate..."

By the time I sneaked into the city with Wujo-sensei, it had already turned into a sea of ​​joy.

All kinds of humanoid monsters gather here, and at first glance, it looks like a "dance of demons" in the literal sense.

Some of them maintained a complete human form, and some still retained a part of their own bodies——

Some even don't have a fixed shape at all.But no matter what kind of 'guests' they are, they are gathering together and discussing without any scruples.

"I heard that this time the bride has a lot of power."

"It is said that it is a good material that has not been available in a hundred years."

"Hehehe... I don't know if we can share some fresh flesh and blood after we are done."

The man with the wolf's head drooled as he spoke, he stretched out his tongue and licked the edge of his mouth without hesitation, then continued as if nothing had happened. "I haven't eaten meat with spiritual power for a long time."

With the decline of power, not only the ghosts have a hard time, but also fewer and fewer people with power are born among human beings.

These monsters who long for the flesh and blood of those who are powerful are getting more and more food they want.

But this time is different.

It was heard that the bride this time contained extremely rare power, so they gathered here for a carnival, hoping to get a share of the pie.

The more I listened, the more strange it became: "They couldn't be talking about Lixiang, could they?"

I approached Oiran Ver's Gojo teacher and asked in a low voice.

The tall oiran stood beside the pillar, just enough to block me behind the pillar.

Teacher Wutiao didn't deny it, but he didn't seem worried either, and instead comforted me: "Don't worry, they won't succeed."

"Because you are the strongest?"

I vaguely remember that Mr. Wujo said something like this before.

"That's right." He responded immodestly.

But having said that, I still can't calm down - no one can stand people around talking about their beloved family members like they are talking about food, right?

"I'm going to find Rika."

Seeing that the people (monsters) around me started to do their own things and no one paid attention to me, I was about to run away.

Now that people are gathering here, this would be the perfect time for me to go find someone.It's just that I don't know the structure of the house, so I can only feel it from room to room.

But as soon as he turned around, he was grabbed by Mr. Wujo.

"What?"

"Compared to looking for one room at a time, it would be faster to have someone deliver it to your door, right?"

He looked into the distance and smiled.

"What are you going to do?"

I squinted at him who was full of confidence - he seemed to be so leisurely and confident no matter what time he was.

Even wearing this oiran outfit.Neither twitchy nor tense.

To say 'infiltrate' would be better to say to find a suitable identity and walk in swaggeringly.

"To capture the thief, of course the king must be captured first."

Then, as if to cater to his words, a dull sound came from a distance.

The monsters who were still discussing around fell silent one after another, and stood facing the direction of the door.

The boy with the white cloth on his face reappeared, and behind them was a big and bloated figure.

A thin voice announced his identity:

"The city lord has arrived—"

The author has something to say: Lixiang: It's not that Youta still wants to marry me, you're dead.

Wutiao Huakui: It's all here, how can you act quietly

Ma You: What should I do if my sister is frightened by this group of demon dancers? I have to find a way to rescue her.

Three people, three different studios(?)... Ah, plus the ghosts and goblins on the other side, it’s about four studios (hey)

QAQ obviously feels that the National Day has just started, and it will end in the blink of an eye, wow where did the time go!

Everyone remember to eat light today and go to bed early to recharge your energy tomorrow_(:з」∠)_

Chirp!See you in the message/~~~