Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

"So you said the most important thing about her is this?"

I tugged at the gorgeous but heavy fabric in my hand, and the corners of my mouth twitched.

"Isn't it?"

Teacher Wutiao was in a good mood looking through the clothes in the boxes—yes, there is no modern wardrobe here, and the clothes are still stored in boxes one by one.

"How could this kind of thing be possible..." My words stopped abruptly when I saw the expression of the tied up tall beauty who was about to cry.

Could it be that this is really her 'most important' thing?

"This, this is the clothes that only the courtesan can wear, woo woo woo."

She moaned softly, as if seeing some heinous scene.

"You can't treat them so roughly!"

However, her screams could not stop Gojo Satoru's movements, and even made his rummaging movements faster and rougher.

"No! Please don't! I'll help you with anything you want!"

Victims have sent requests for help to perpetrators.

——Although I am the partner of the perpetrator, I still have to say that this scene looks too tragic.

Even if you know that the other party is not human.

"It would have been better to say no earlier."

Gojo Satoru threw away the clothes in his hands swiftly, and snapped his fingers to untie the rope on the victim's body.

The oiran who was tied up and surrendered to save her clothes: QAQ

"We're going to attend the lord's wedding instead of you."

Gojo Satoru expressed his intention without concealing his intention at all.

"So you just dress her up as you do."

He pointed at me.

I:?

...It's okay, anyway, the purpose is to find Lixiang, and you can go with any identity.

I acquiesced to his plan, but this matter encountered great difficulties from the very beginning.

"I don't think it's likely to be done."

The tall oiran looked at me in her clothes, as if I was stealing an adult and a child, showing a embarrassed expression.

To be honest I had the same thought.

Even though I've only worn two, I'm having trouble moving because of the length and weight of the clothes.I can't imagine wearing all these layers of clothing on me.

At that time, I looked like a burden wrapped in a lollipop.Or like nesting dolls.

I imagined myself as round as a matryoshka doll.In that case, let alone find Lixiang, it would be difficult for me to act on my own.

Although I heard that a full set of thirteen sheets weighs thirty catties, I never thought that the clothes on my body would be so heavy.

In this outfit, I feel like lifting my arms is like practicing with weights.

"That's true." Gojo Satoru rubbed his chin and circled around me twice.

"So, so it's not that I won't help you." The tall beautiful oiran looked at the two of us in embarrassment, and quickly packed her most precious gorgeous clothes in her hands. "Then can you go..."

I interrupted her before she finished speaking.

"I can't, but he can."

I pointed to the tall teacher Gojo next to me.

Oiran:! ?

It probably never occurred to her that I would make such an offer.

In fact, I am also giving up on myself - I finally found such a method, and it would be a pity to give up just because of my height.Just treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.It is really impossible to find a third way.

However, what I never expected was that after listening to it, Teacher Wutiao pondered for two seconds before agreeing.

"sure."

"We can't give up just because of our height..."

He promised too readily, but made my words of persuasion useless.

"Really?"

"Why not." He asked me back, and then stood in front of the oiran. "bring it on."

Probably because Oiran's monster (probably a monster) has never seen such a person in her life, and she didn't even react.

"What, what?"

"Give it to me to wear, anyway I am suitable."

Gojo-sensei's tone was casual and ordinary, as if he was not saying that he wanted to pretend to be an oiran, but just went to a clothing store to buy a piece of clothing.

—Maybe this is a confident person.

Even women's clothing can be said to be extraordinarily imposing and overwhelming.

Although it was my suggestion, why do you always feel that something is weird?

I covered my face, took two steps back, and then looked at the oiran through my fingers, and then at Wujo teacher next to me.Finally, he opened the shoji door of the compartment and walked in.

"I'll wait for you next to me."

Wujo-sensei is going to be the oiran, so I have to prepare my attire too.

- Dress up as a maid or a musician or something and follow along.

Ok, deal.

As I was thinking this, I started rummaging through the boxes in the next room, trying to find something I could use.

Just when I found a dusty maid's costume, the action in the next room seemed to have come to an end.

"Are you all right?"

I knocked on the door frame before pushing open the shoji door between the two rooms.

What catches the eye is an extremely slender and beautiful back.

Unlike the tall and beautiful oiran just now, the figure of the person in front of her is more upright and confident.

Dark fabrics are embroidered with large and brightly colored flowers. Although such a collocation with extremely strong color conflicts looks good, most of the time it is difficult to control because the conflict is too intense.But in this person, it can only be a foil.

Highlight his beautiful figure and temperament.

It's hard to imagine that such heavy clothes can feel so tall and light.

However, the owner of the back view said perfunctorily: "Well... so-so."

Hearing this familiar 'male voice', I suddenly came back to my senses:

"Five...teacher?"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

The person with his back to me turned his head. Under the well-groomed black wig and accessories was a familiar yet unfamiliar face.

I am familiar with the smooth and beautiful lines, but I have never seen those eyes.

It shines like a jewel, and has a blue translucence like the sky.

It is more like a pair of rare gems than a pair of 'eyes'.Compared with those eyes, his good-looking facial lines were compared.

My brain stopped for a moment because of the shock, and it took a while to get rid of the shock and find the language again:

"Is it really Teacher Wutiao?"

"That's right." A familiar smirk appeared on his face. "Why, is it because I am so amazed by my beauty that I can't speak?"

"Yes." I replied sincerely, "I even seem to understand why Mr. Wujo has been wearing blindfolds."

If this face is shown openly, it will lead to war.

——Maybe Helen, who started the Trojan War, felt this way.

Hearing my answer, Gojo-sensei's pretty face had an expression resembling "As expected of me".

He pursed his lips, which were extraordinarily beautiful because of the lipstick.

"Then you put on your clothes too, and let's go."

"Ah good."

Thinking of what happened to Li Xiang, I calmed down instantly.

"Wait, are you really going to attend the lord's wedding?"

The tall oiran hesitated for a moment.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Then you have to be careful." She showed a tangled expression, "He...he might eat you."

This is also the reason why the oiran is so happy to help them disguise themselves.

The oiran before her was eaten when the lord married his wife last time.

The reason why she stayed here alone was to cry for the terrible future she might encounter, so she let them break in easily.

When she discovered the intentions of these two people, she was ready to make them die for her.

But when it came to this one, she became hypocritical again.

She wouldn't say 'No, you can't go' and send herself in after she had escaped with great difficulty, but she couldn't just watch them send them to the door unprepared.

"When the lord is excited, he will eat some of the participants together."

"What about the bride? Isn't it the first time the lord has married a wife? What about the bride?"

"New, bride... I don't know." The tall oiran shook his head, "We haven't seen the bride since the lord got married, but we only know that the lord will marry a new bride in about three years."

"But I have heard that the lord prefers pretty little girls..."

I felt the fragile sound of my own chord called reason.

But now this issue is not the most important, the most important is how to kill that guy.So I spoke again:

"The lord..."

"Your lord is very powerful!" Before I could finish speaking, the oiran interrupted me hastily.

Me: "I'm asking if you know what the main body of the lord is." Speaking of demons and ghosts, you should know the main body first.

Only by knowing the opponent's body can we find the weaknesses in a targeted manner.

"No one has seen the main body of the lord, and everyone who has seen it is dead. We only know that the lord is very powerful. He, he is the king of this area."

The oiran shook her head in embarrassment.Obviously, I really don't know more information.

"No, but I've heard someone say that the lord is good at using poison... I don't know if it's true or not."

"Other than that?" Teacher Wutiao also joined the army of inquiries with great interest.

"I also heard that the lord prefers water, so he chose this mountain with a mountain spring as his territory..."

...My dream setting is too strict.

Once again, I was shocked by my imagination. If I still remembered these things after waking up from the dream, I feel like I could write a short story and submit it.

"It seems that the time has come, so let's get ready to go."

Sensing the movement outside, Gojo-sensei took two steps forward—the gorgeous but heavy clothes of the oiran didn't seem to affect his actions at all.

On the contrary, it made him look... eager to try?Looking forward to it?a feeling of.

It felt as if we were not going to find Lixiang bravely, but going on an outing to participate in some new activities.

——It must be something wrong with my feeling.

I rubbed my face.

Finally, after listening to the oiran explain a few related precautions, we walked out with the maid who came to greet us.

The night became darker, but the mansion in the distance was brightly lit like daytime.

From a distance, this only luminous building in the dark mountain forest seems to be suspended in mid-air.

It's just that when I think of Lixiang still there, the dreamy and beautiful picture that should be like the "Tiangong" doesn't bring me a little bit of favor.

We took to the street and followed the other celebratory procession towards the mansion.

I swear low in my heart.

It will definitely solve the problem and bring Lixiang back.

So, Lixiang, please wait for me.

Perhaps noticing my nervousness, Mr. Gojo patted my arm lightly.

He didn't say the usual reassuring words of 'don't be afraid', he just smiled.

"Let's go make a fuss."

He raised his head and looked at the brightly lit mansion in the distance.

—if all is well in there.

The author has something to say: Mr. Wutiao, a confident boy who won’t feel awkward even in an oiran (huh)

This dungeon can probably be called "A world where only Mayu is seriously worried"

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