Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

If it was normal, I would definitely be able to see Mr. Wujo's exaggerated and clumsy acting skills at a glance.

But when encountering danger, especially a huge toad monster that looks vicious and dangerous and just finished attacking, my first reaction is only 'danger'.

No matter how powerful Mr. Wutiao is, he is still only a human being. Even if he can deal with three or five strong men, what he has to face now will only be purely legendary monsters.

And as a city lord, he must be very big and powerful—probably equivalent to the boss monster in the game.

I knew it might not help, but I still picked up the vase I just took from below and threw it at the toad monster.

Please, at least make some noise to buy time for Mr. Wujo to come out, so... huh?

'boom'.

I watched helplessly as the vase I just threw hit the giant toad monster.

But to my shock, there was a huge gash there.It was like being pierced by a shell.

The toad was probably missing a large piece of flesh and blood around the shoulder.

I:?

I did it?

That vase has such a big kill?

Could it be that because this is my dream, I actually have powerful powers beyond common sense?

I looked at my hands in disbelief.

"Wow, Ms. Chuanping is super strong."

Five teacher seals clapped their hands like clapping their hands.

"If this goes on, two more hits will solve him."

I still can't believe it.

"I did it?"

"Of course!" Teacher Wutiao replied decisively, "I fell down just now, and you were the only one who attacked him with a vase, didn't you?"

- Makes sense.

So it is because I am the master of the dream that I am so strong.

Thinking of this, I became more confident.

That's why I didn't notice that the wound on Toad's body was not a scar caused by a burst, but a penetrating wound like being pierced by a laser.

He even failed to notice the obscure detail that the position where Mr. Wutiao fell was facing the direction of the wound.

The toad monster was severely injured and fell down.

But after all, he is a monster, and his tenacious vitality did not lose his fighting power because of this.It would be better to say that such severe pain increased its viciousness.

He couldn't believe that he was hurt like this by a mere human being, and it lost its judgment further like pain and humiliation.

This is his territory!He is the master here!

It doesn't matter if he is injured, as long as he eats that bride later, he will not only recover, but also become stronger than before!

Thinking of the bride full of spiritual power, Lord Toad no longer held back, and his body swelled again, from the width of two people to the size of a bungalow.Yes, that's right.

As long as you eat her, everything will be solved.

The lizard should have fed her the meal, and as long as she ate the meal containing his penis, it meant they had 'bonded'.

So it doesn't matter if he uses power that will damage himself.

He must kill those hateful humans here!

"Run." The moment the toad leader expanded in size, I dragged Mr. Wutiao and ran down the high platform in three and two steps.

The hall of the originally resplendent hall was now in a mess, and most of the weaker monsters disappeared without a trace.

The rest either suffered heavy casualties from Lord Toad's indiscriminate attack just now, or they had other ideas and didn't come close.

The good thing is that there are no other obstacles on our way, but the bad thing is that we don't have the chance to sneak into the monster group and run away.

Lord Toad is still swollen, and the pimple on his body that was originally the size of a fist has now become the size of a football.

And with its ups and downs, it seems that something terrible is brewing, its skin has also turned into gray-black hard layers like rocks, and then when we rushed to the gate, A long shadow as thick as a bucket suddenly came from behind, smashing the pillars on both sides of the gate.

It wasn't until the long shadow started to retract that I realized that it wasn't a steel whip or something, but the tongue of the toad lord.

I was panting heavily with lingering fear.

If Teacher Wutiao hadn't staggered me for a while just now, maybe it would have given us both headshots.

I don't think my head is stronger than that post.

But the bad news is that the straight line facing the gate is full of wreckage of the pillars. We have to go around or climb over, and we will lose time anyway, plus the toad lord behind us.

Seeing this, those monsters who had been on the sidelines also wanted to take action around the corner.

——For the first time in my life, I have such a clear and vivid understanding of the meaning of the word "enemy".

Although it is my dream, but as expected, not everything is under my control.

I swallowed, only to notice that my throat had already dried up to the point of pain due to the previous tension.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wujo, for bringing you into the mix."

Although it was a dream, I still feel sorry—after all, I might have to let Gojo-sensei accompany me in a dream gameover.

I didn't care to look at Wutiao teacher's expression at this time, but just stared at the front and approached step by step, like a cat staring at a mouse, wanting to torture and kill our Lord Toad.

I tried to pull Teacher Wutiao back two steps, but failed to pull him, instead I was dragged staggeringly.

"Miss Chuanping, do you still remember that magic trick?"

"Remember, you said you have very good eyesight." I don't know why Gojo-sensei mentioned that 'magic' at this time, but I still responded to him.

"Well, then I want to tell you, I'm going to use a magic trick to deprive it of its power."

"what?"

"Actually, it's just doing it on the outside. The one use of its tongue just now is already its ultimate move with all its strength."

Gojo-sensei turned his head and smiled at me.But I could only widen my eyes, watching the toad open its mouth, revealing its thick tongue and swinging it again like a steel whip.

"Hide!"

I hadn't finished saying 'dodge quickly' when I saw Mr. Wutiao raised his hand and grabbed that seemingly powerful tongue lightly without looking back.

I:"……"? ?

Teacher Wutiao's smile was even brighter: "Look, I said that he has no strength."

He held on to that tongue firmly, no matter how Lord Toad twisted it, it didn't waver in the slightest.

On the contrary, the toad lord kept trying various actions in order to regain his tongue, pulling and pulling very funny.

"Do you want to try it?" Seeing my dumbfounded look, Mr. Wutiao suggested as if he wanted to share a toy.

I looked at the thick to thin tongue protruding from Lord Toad's mouth, and shook my head in refusal.

No, no, it's too disgusting.

"That's it."

Teacher Wutiao casually picked up a broken wooden stick with his toes (probably caused by the damage of the previous decoration), then weighed it twice, and then used the sharper broken end to pierce it in the direction of the tongue. It was double-crossed and nailed to the ground.

——I feel that the scene in front of me is very unreasonable, but it really happened like this.

The tip of the wood pierced into the ground like cutting tofu, and the lord's tongue was firmly nailed to the ground in this way.

If it tries to retract its tongue with brute force, its tongue tip will definitely tear the wood, and if it lifts up to retract its tongue...

I don't know if the toad's tongue has this function, but just imagining the wound being repeatedly rubbed against the wood, I feel pain unconsciously.

Lord Toad screamed in pain, and his huge body fell into a dilemma.

The bumps on his body began to swell up and down.

He is willing to go all out, even if he spends a hundred years of practice, he will definitely solve this person here!

However, when he was about to spray out the poison through his skin, he found that it seemed to be blocked by someone.With all his strength, he couldn't spit out even a little bit of venom.

——What, what's going on?

He turned his eyeballs, which were bigger than basketballs, to look at his body. His body was still the same, but there were some black seed-like things stuck to his body.Densely blocked all places where venom could be sprayed.

Only then did Lord Toad realize that it wasn't that he couldn't spray out the venom, but that the venom had been absorbed by these seeds.

It's like absorbing nutrients, all of them are absorbed.

It looked at these seeds at this time, as if it saw a ghost, full of fear.

What's even more frightening is that it found itself gradually losing strength, and even its huge body became uncontrollable.

Looking at Lord Toad's appearance, I was prepared for him to fight to the death.

But he never expected that after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for its desperate fight, but waited for Lixiang to cry "sister" in a crying voice.

"Rika!"

I turned my head and saw my lovely sister running towards me from the direction of the door.

And the red-haired figure beside her...

"Nano? Why are you here?"

Could it be that I not only dreamed of Lixiang and Gojo-sensei, but also arranged a script for Minano Shuichi without authorization?

"I was here when I woke up. When I was walking around, I saw Lixiang being taken into the room by a stranger, so I went to bring her out."

Minamino Hideichi's voice was still as calm as ever, but his eyes turned to the figure of the girl who was rushing towards Kawahira Mayu.

It was indeed 'brought out', but the things in the room were not his hands.

All he did was bring people out after the matter was over.

"Then we heard a loud noise from here, so we came over to check the situation—unexpectedly, we happened to meet you."

Hearing what Minano Shuichi said, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Nanye went there in time, so Xiang should not have suffered much.Might just be intimidated.

I hugged her distressedly.

"Thank you." As expected of Nanye, even in his dreams, he was a hero who appeared in an emergency.

"You're welcome."

After he finished speaking, he pointed to Lord Toad in front of him.

"Is this your trophy? What are you going to do with it?"

I just came back to my senses.

"This toad is the lord of this place and the culprit of everything." I explained a few sentences, but avoided the fact that he brought Lixiang to 'be a bride' and 'to eat'.Just say that he kidnapped Lixiang.

"That doesn't look too strong."

Nanye Shuichi scanned the surroundings. In the dilapidated hall, the monsters all faded away when they saw that the 'Oiran' had fixed the lord's tongue on the ground.The only ones left are those who were injured before, and they can't make a difference by exhaling too much and taking in less.

So he asked:

"What do you want to do?"

After solving the battle link, it is naturally the final processing link.

I looked at the toad lord who was like a mountain of meat in front of me, and walked forward with a ferocious smile.

"You want to eat meat, don't you?" When I thought about the fact that he kidnapped Lixiang as a bride and wanted to eat her, I became very angry.Look at how scared my cute little sister is!

Seeing the ideal who is still pale and hiding behind me, watching here nervously.

I couldn't resist going up and kicking his bloated cock.It's a pity that it has rough skin and thick flesh. I kicked it like stepping on a piece of fat, and it couldn't do any harm to it.

"Use this." Seeing this, Nanye Shuichi handed me a mace twisted out of vines like magic. The spikes on it looked like rose thorns magnified countless times. There must be pain on the human body.

Seeing that I didn't take it immediately, he thoughtfully added:

"No matter how much you kick him like this, it won't hurt or itch, and the soles of your shoes will be dirty with mucus."

- Makes sense.

So I readily accepted his kindness and raised the mace in my hand and hammered it down hard.

The spike at the top of the mace pierced into Lord Toad's body with a 'poof'.

Lord Toad immediately let out a terrifying scream.

I looked at the panic in his big eyeballs, which were bigger than basketballs, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Don't you really want to eat meat? Why don't you move now?"

Lord Toad really wanted to move, but his tongue was impaled, and the strength of his body was sucked away by those black seeds. Now the only thing that can be manipulated flexibly is his eyes.

——I could only watch in horror as those few people who were more terrifying than devils approached step by step.

"Then how about I cut off pieces of your body and feed it to yourself? Anyway, you are so fat, and you have so much meat on your body—why go far away?"

"I'll cut off the flesh and blood of your body piece by piece and cook it for you to eat—I heard that demons have very tenacious vitality, so you can live for a long time even if there is only one head left, right?"

I pulled out the mace, changed the place and poked it in again.Feeling the touch of the mace piercing something, I laughed again.

"I will settle this account with you slowly."

The author has something to say: Gojo Satoru (putting away his hands): I didn’t do anything, it’s because your vase is too powerful.

Ma You: Sure enough, this is my dream, so I exploded into a small universe?

Li Xiang (pale face): My sister probably didn't find anything.

Mobile prop Ku Minano Shuichi (by the way absorb more demon power): This hurts, use this.

Only the villain gets hurt? Accomplished.

Today I worked hard to write a little fat (gesturing)

Chirp, see you in the message/~~

感谢在2021-10-0818:13:05~2021-10-0918:16:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Mint1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Lingshuiqiu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard