Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

"It's my sister, you went out to dinner with people from the club when you were in college. You said you went to the bathroom but didn't come back for a long time. When people came to find you, they said that you were forcing a girl to wash her hair crazily at the sink. You must read it when you go in. It's about her hair soaking in the toilet."

Rika blinked.

"And this thing?!"

My eyes widened.

——Wait, I drank too much at the club dinner.

Could it be that it was the time when my friend won the award?

The atmosphere of the club dinner was just right that year, everyone drank a lot, and I got drunk too.

But then my friends didn't say anything, I thought it was just me drunk.

I would have done such a thing! ?

Seeing my shocked expression, Li Xiang told the story again.

"They said that when they came to you, you were pressing a girl in white clothes to wash her hair crazily. When they asked you what's wrong, you said that her hair was buried in the toilet, and you had to wash it for her—poor girl. Can't make money."

I lean back tactically.

"The three of them dragged you away, and the girl also took the opportunity to run away crying—fortunately, no one called the police to arrest you afterwards. Why, didn't they tell you?"

No! ?

If I really knew about it, how would I dare to drink it!

I shook my head, I couldn't believe this was something I did.

"Then you know now."

She sighed exaggeratedly.

"So it's not about restricting your drinking, but I really don't want to bring you back from the police station next time." She said with a 'shameful' expression on her face.

Me: QAQ

"No, no, no, this time it's really no woo woo woo."

horrible!How could I do such a thing!

Probably because of being in the bureau together (taking notes) and being a drunk together, my colleagues, Maojing and Inukai, and I have made rapid progress.

Under the leadership of the two of them, the relationship with other colleagues is not so rigid.

This moved me very much.

Of course, I understand that colleagues in society will not be so sincere, but who doesn't want a united and friendly working environment if possible?

——I just hope that these two people will stop telling them about my actions that day again and again.

Although it is to save people, it is really embarrassing to hear people say that over and over again.

Inukai vividly talked about the "that day" that was changed by his brain power, "It's too late, then it's too soon! Chuanping kicked the person, and then when we two were helpless He pulled the two of us behind him, and said coldly to those people, 'Try to touch me again'!"

The others were amazed: "Oh!"

Me: help!Don't say it, don't say it, the villa is almost taken out!

Inukai: "It's a pity that Kawahira likes to hide like other humans...Minano-sama."

I was eavesdropping on me at the door, wondering if I should go in: "?" Wait?

"It's a pity. If Master Nanye said, she can't hug her or bury her face in her tail... the hair is sucking."

I looked at the colleague who spoke in shock.

This girl is usually more timid and has no sense of existence than Maojing. I never imagined that she could use such an innocent expression to say such tiger-wolf words.

"That's right, if it's another person, maybe they can bury their chests or rub their stomachs at this time."

...Who are my colleagues, or are young people talking about such hot topics these days?Am I behind?

I couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

But the enthusiasm of my colleagues was more than that.

I don't know what they imagined, but they all started recommending various small animals to me.

"Although Mr. Nanye can't let you bury it, you can touch the cat." Maojing whispered while tugging at me.

"The dog hook is even better! The dog hook is of the same family!" Quan Kai slapped the table with bang bang.

"That, that...rabbit..." The girl who hadn't communicated much was also working hard to promote the little animal she thought was cute.

The always sullen and tall male colleague also joined the conversation: "Actually, the bear is also... Don't many people like that teddy bear?"

"It's really not good, do you like birds? Birds are also very good, and the touch of feathers has a special taste."

- How did I not know that my co-workers are all avid animal lovers?

"I didn't even know that you guys love small animals so much."

Just when I was overwhelmed by the enthusiasm of my colleagues, Shuichi Minano's voice suddenly sounded.

I turned my head and gave him a look of gratitude that 'the grace of saving my life can never be repaid'.

"Then, let's get busy with that first."

As if being chased away by the king of beasts, the colleagues who were still chattering around me suddenly dispersed, some went out, and those who were at their workstations slammed on the keyboard.

It was so fast that I had no time to react.

"Don't worry, they have no malicious intentions." Minano Shuichi comforted.

"I know." I nodded, and I knew they meant well.

——I just don’t know why I always get involved with Nanye and various small animals.

But since it's all about cute and cute topics, it doesn't really matter.

The medicine Nanye gave that day was very effective, and the wound disappeared completely in a few days, leaving no scars at all.

And I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that even my skin has become better.

It's a boon for wounds, but I don't know if it's expensive or not, whether the production process is complicated...and how about the shelf life.

"Maybe I should save up some money and buy some?"

After Lixiang enters junior high school, there will definitely be more club activities, and it is inevitable that there will be bumps and bumps.

"What do you want to buy?" Lixiang suddenly appeared from behind, "Don't you want krypton gold again?"

Rika's beautiful eyes stared at me firmly.

Me: "Isn't it natural to take your wife home and spend money?"

Besides, the matter of taking his wife home, can it be called krypton gold!

"And I haven't knacked much in the past two years..."

In fact, my addiction to krypton gold is not serious, but occasionally when I meet a few wives, I will cry out in tears and mourn.

At one point, Lixiang thought I had some strange disease.

Later, I found out that it was because after Krypton Gold, although she no longer thought I was sick, but at the same time she was more resistant to Krypton Gold.

"I mean buy some ointment. The medicine Nanye gave me is super easy to use."

I showed her the wound on her arm.

"Look, there's no scar left at all. I want to buy some to keep at home. I have bumped into club activities. Just in case you use it."

I said rua and stroked Satoka's smooth hair.

After Lixiang broke free from my clutches, she shook her head and rejected my proposal without hesitation.

"Don't worry about me, my sister should keep the money for daily use."

"Don't worry, I still have the ability to guarantee the family!"

I patted my chest.

"So Lixiang just needs to think carefully about her future studies and club affairs."

Just don't think about that guy.

Rika fell silent.

"That's why I..." She mumbled a little, and then raised her head pretending to be relaxed when I wanted to ask her.

"If you don't use this kind of thing, you will leave a scar if you leave a scar. Anyway, you are too good at..."

The radar in my head froze.

"Lixiang, you won't still be in touch with him!?"

Although the memory is vague, I still vaguely remember that I met Otoko Yuta who was said to be coming to work in Kabukicho.

At this time, Li Xiang suddenly backed away, then opened the door and ran out.

"I'm going to do my homework!"

"Really..."

I sigh.

I was worried until the next day when I got off work.

Sometimes it is not a good thing for a sister to be too assertive.

Thinking about something in my heart, I accidentally sat past the stop.

Forget it, it's not very far, let's go back.

I stood on the platform and sighed, lowered my head and swiped my card to get out of the station.

The sunset in the evening is beautiful, and the warm and dazzling orange-red ink splashes all over the sky.As time progressed, the wind in the evening was no longer cool.

"Would it be better if I took Lixiang out to play for a while?"

I muttered to myself.

After all, it is a good job through the back door, and my salary is still relatively high among most of my peers.

Make a good plan and take Lixiang out for a few days during the summer vacation.It should be much better if you distract your attention by then.

"Get some snacks before you go back."

It's rare to take a detour, so it doesn't matter if you walk a little longer.

"I remember a store that is famous for donuts..."

I muttered as I walked.

"Miss Chuanping?"

A gentle and clean voice suddenly sounded.

I turned my head and thought for a moment that I saw the sun, but on closer inspection I saw that the sun was shining in patches of halo on the ends of my shaggy brown hair.

After the momentary visual impact, you will find that he looks more like the clear sky in the afternoon than the dazzling sunlight.

Soft and clean, yet unable to ignore his existence.

To be honest, compared to a seafood tycoon, I think he is more like a kindergarden teacher with a very inclusive profession.

It was only at this time that I guessed, "As expected of Ms. Nana's son".

"that……"

"Are you going to buy something?" The young man in casual clothes tilted his head, "I am quite familiar with the surrounding area."

"I want to buy a cake."

I said the name of the store.

"I heard donuts are very famous."

"No problem, I have an impression." He responded with a smile.

So I followed Mr. Sawada, the local snake, and left.

however

Two 10 minutes later.

After passing the same intersection for the third time, I couldn't help it.

"Mr. Sawada, are you really sure you remembered the wrong way?"

The smile on the young man's face couldn't hold back.

"Yes, it should be near here..."

I looked at the confusion on his face, and a guess suddenly flashed in my mind.

"How long has Mr. Sawada been back?"

"Half a year? A little more than half a year."

He said uncertainly.

"Then how long has it been since you went to that store?"

"Eight……"

"Eight months?"

"Eight years... maybe." In fact, he only went there once when he was still in middle school.

In my death stare, Mr. Sawada's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared.

Then, he glanced at me cautiously, like a small animal that has made a mistake and is carefully observing people's expressions.

Although he looks like a mature and stable adult, his demeanor is... quite cute.

but!

Who gave you the courage to pat your chest and lead the way after you haven't returned for eight years?

It is true that Japan has many old shops that have been passed down for centuries, and there are also many century-old streets, but!

That doesn't include the modern block, it's 20XX!If you haven't seen the neighborhood for a few years, there will definitely be changes!

He bowed his head guiltily: "Sorry."

Me: "Forget it, let's offset it."

As I said that, I raised my hand and scratched my cheek under the suspicious eyes of the other party, and said embarrassingly:

"I misunderstood you before... and I was wrong. I have to apologize to you."

Sawada Tsunayoshi on the opposite side looked at me in a daze, as if wondering why I should apologize to him.

"It was that time...cough, the one who said you were scum..."

I reminded again.

"Ah, that." He panicked and then shook his head in embarrassment, "That's not your fault."

"I didn't come back all year and left my mother alone at home. It's really bad." Not only did he not blame me, but he also talked about his own faults.

"There's nothing you can do about places like the North Pole." I comforted, "It's really not suitable for Miss Nana to go there."

Although, as a seafood tycoon, his property and residence there should not be bad, but housing is only a problem in life, and the environment and interpersonal relationships must also be taken into consideration.

"The North Pole?" He was stunned for a moment before responding with a wry smile, "Yes. Indeed, my mother is not suitable for such an environment."

"But there is no way to work, right?" I deeply understand.

As an adult, there is no shame in compromising for work.Who is not swept up by this society?

"Yes, there is always no way to work."

When he spoke, his expression was a little sad.

But it's not an emotion like regret, it's like guilt.

"I can……"

Before he finished speaking, the smile on his face disappeared, and his breath suddenly changed.

Before I could even ask the phrase "what's the matter".Just like a dance performance, the whole person suddenly raised his hand and rushed towards me with a sliding step.