Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

I was dumbfounded on the spot.

I watched helplessly as his hand brushed past my ear and hit the wall behind me.

"Sawada-san, you are..."

His original serious expression instantly turned into embarrassment, and then into a whitewashed smile: "There are mosquitoes...it's the season when mosquitoes come out."

Although I doubt very much whether it is necessary to use such an exaggerated act like a performance to hit a mosquito.

But... Maybe he just hates mosquitoes to the point where he would kill them if he saw them from a distance?

"Is that so, this is indeed... Mr. Sawada?"

I looked at Mr. Sawada who was dancing again in shock.Compared to just now, his movements this time are bigger...but it does look like he is slapping something.

If I didn't know that Mr. Sawada's taxi industry is a seafood tycoon, I would have thought he was a dancer from somewhere.

It's just a mosquito, as for the action of using this technology to take a look?

"Ahahaha, this mosquito is really annoying."

Mr. Sawada finally stopped this time.

"I'm sorry to scare you. When I'm outside, I suffer from bugs from time to time, so I react more to bugs."

Me: "Understood."

As I said this, I couldn't help complaining in my heart: Is this level still relatively large, so if you encounter a nest of mosquitoes, you can't come to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss?

Not to mention, Mr. Sawada's figure is quite suitable for jumping up.

"Anyway, it's gone now?" I looked around.

He shook his head: "Well, not anymore."

Seeing that he really calmed down, I took out my mobile phone again to give up the unreliable manual guidance and choose the witty mobile smart navigation.

"Working in the field is really hard." The Arctic is probably the field.

"Yes...but it's fine once you get used to it."

While speaking, Sawada Tsunayoshi had an apologetic smile on his lips, but his eyes were not smiling at the wall not far away just now.

There was something that only he could see - the corpses of several fist-sized parasitic monsters.

His body was smashed to pieces, leaving only rotten flesh and purple liquid flowing down the wall, if left alone, it would disappear soon.

This kind of thing itself is not strong, but if it is parasitic on people, it will be very troublesome to exert its power.

Those leaked from the Chongji City in the early years caused everyone to suffer a lot.disease, madness...

No matter which one can cause great harm to human beings, if the culprit is not solved in time, we don't know what the result will be.

I heard that conjurers almost rolled over in the gutter back then.That year, the conjurers were already in a hurry because of a problem with the 'super class', and this worsening situation almost made a big mess.

Speaking of which, Panxingjiaoyi seemed to be around that time?

It's a pity that he was only in high school at that time, and before that Vengley's forces were basically concentrated abroad, so not much information about the magicians was actually known.

However, regarding the matter of the new priest of the Panxing Sect, he had more or less contact with the other party because of his business activities, and he did not intend to hide his past.

Therefore, Peng Lie can easily investigate and deal with information such as that he used to go to college, and later defected to his own family because of disagreement.

However, it is difficult to inquire about some recent developments.

After all, the power of conjurers is self-contained, and the power of flames is too conspicuous there.

It's not that it can't have an effect on curses and the like, but that the power is different, and conjurers will not sincerely accept and share information.

It's just that various weird incidents have occurred frequently recently, and he can't just ignore them like this. He still has to find a way to infiltrate... If the conjurers can't control it, he has to adjust the countermeasures in time.

Sawada Tsunayoshi wondered if he should attract more conjurers or talented people to stay in Japan for investigation. Just as he was thinking, a faint voice sounded from his ears.

"arrive."

"what?"

I grabbed the arm of Mr. Sawada who was still walking forward in a daze, pointed to the dim sum shop in front of me and said to him:

"I said, here we are."

Only then did he let out an 'ah' as ​​if he had come to his senses.

"Is it... I didn't even pay attention."

"Don't be so absorbed in your thoughts while walking, it's very dangerous." I frowned and looked at this adult who was much taller than me, "Are you a primary school student?"

"Sorry, sorry." He still smiled grumpily, "Then let's go there first."

The dim sum shop is not big, there is no dine-in place, and there is only one shopping window facing the street.

The wooden window frames are very old-fashioned, and it looks like an old shop with a long history.After standing in line for a while, it was our turn.

"I'd like two chocolates and two vanilla buttercreams... no, please give me four of the same, in separate packs, thank you."

I temporarily changed my mind.

Then, under Mr. Sawada's puzzled eyes, he stuffed one of them into his hand.

"this is……"

"You don't need an apology."

Before I finished speaking, he spoke first.

"I mean..." I tried to explain, but he spoke much faster than I could.

"I just said that it's not your fault, it's my actions that look too suspicious..."

"It's a thank you!"

I interrupted him, and then finished what I had just said in his frightened eyes.

"Miss Nana has always taken care of us, so it's normal to buy one for her, right?"

I said helplessly, "There are still things before, cough." I coughed. "Although there is a bit of a misunderstanding, you came to help because you were afraid that we would be in danger, right? I forgot to say thank you."

He was stunned for a moment as if he hadn't expected such an answer at all, and then he blinked a little shyly—it's true that he hasn't received such a simple thank you gift for a long, long time.

Compared with those expensive gifts that come only because of reciprocity at work, this simple thank you gift made him feel a little nervous that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Just like living here many years ago, when I was a junior high school student.

"Is that so, then... I accept it?"

He asked as if probing, and received a hearty response from the girl.

"Of course, it's better to say please accept it."

I stuffed the donuts into his hands. Really, such an adult is so innocent and shy, which made me feel as if I was oppressing an innocent boy.

Obviously just a few donuts.

Is it really good for a seafood tycoon to be so shy and innocent?

"Thank you, then I will..."

Before Tsunayoshi Sawada finished speaking, he saw a curse that climbed onto the donut box from nowhere.

That thing has a bug-like body, but its head is like a baby with its eyes closed. There is only one big mouth full of sharp teeth, and it is still dripping green saliva.

He watched helplessly as the drool dripped onto the donut box in Miss Chuanping's hands, and then seeped into it along the crack.

What's more terrible is that it was going to crawl along the carton to Miss Chuanping's hand.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression remained unchanged, but he gasped in his heart.

Although he can indeed see these things with the power of Daikong, but in the past, he only saw miasma and outlines, and it was the first time that he was so clear.

However, now that he saw the 'true face', he wanted a pair of eyes that he had never seen before.

The spiritual detectives and conjurers who face these things every day are really quite remarkable.

This visual pollution is really unbearable for ordinary people.

However, compared with the problem of visual pollution, there is a more serious problem in front of him.

How was he going to get rid of those two boxes of donuts without being considered offensive?

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his hand hesitantly, lost in thought.

I don't know anything about the problems he is facing, but it's strange to see Mr. Sawada, who was fine just now, suddenly stop moving as if he pressed the pause button.

"What's the matter?" I asked. "Oh, don't you and Miss Nana like chocolate?"

Vanilla cream has a low record of being disliked by the public, so the probability is that the chocolate flavor is hated?

"No, I just think it's better to let me get it." He smiled, and took the box in my hand, "Miss Chuanping gave me donuts, which is what I should do."

After speaking, he took the box in my hand like magic before I refused.

That movement was so fast and smooth that I couldn't even see how he did it—could it be that Mr. Sawada is actually a master hidden in the crowd?

But within two steps, I watched helplessly as he failed to avoid the young man who was walking towards him and was knocked to the ground.

...probably a master of falls.

I waved away the brain supplement that appeared in my mind instantly.

"You don't look at the road!"

The young man walking towards him roared impatiently.

Although it was the other party who fell down, no one would be happy to be hit so violently while walking on the road.

"Feel sorry."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was not annoyed at being yelled at, and apologized in a good-tempered manner.

It's just that the two boxes containing donuts in his hand also suffered together, not only falling to the ground together.Fortunately, it was a coincidence that he crushed it under his hands.

I:"……"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I really don't know whether he is dexterous or clumsy.

"Sorry, I'll go buy a new one."

He looked guilty, and then he turned around and went to queue again without waiting for my answer.

Is it just an unlucky day or just a sense of relief, I always feel that he seems to be repeating the two things of leaking and apologizing throughout the whole day.

What was worse was that when we lined up for the second round, the vanilla cream was just sold out, so we had to choose chocolate and matcha instead.

Although the matcha is also delicious, but I don't have the vanilla I wanted at the beginning, and I always feel that there is a fly in the ointment.

Let's go with Lixiang again someday.

I thought so, and I did make an appointment with Satoshi.

However, on the appointed day, Lixiang, who was going to find her sister after school, ran into trouble.

The pretty girl looked at the three people standing in front of her, her expression turned cold.

It seems that every school has similar ghost stories.

Stairs that cannot go up, mannequins that move in the infirmary, or students/teachers who are not aware of their own death and are still repeating their past lives are just basic models.

Further up, there are all kinds of pen fairies, love quizzes, Hanako in the toilet, etc. All kinds of old or new anecdotes are constantly being born and passed on in the school.

But what really hurts people often comes from human beings rather than ghost stories. Things like "evil" take root in people regardless of age or gender.

"Hmph, you should reflect on it here."

Lixiang looked at the few girls blocking the door of the toilet, her beautiful eyes turned slightly, and her eyes flicked across everyone.

He is not tall, nor is he very strong. If he fights alone, he will not be his opponent... That's why he wants to use the advantage of numbers to suppress himself.

A bunch of idiots.

She looked at the boastful person in front of her, not knowing the so-called person who said words that people didn't want to pay attention to at all.

irritable.

Inexplicable irritability emerged from the bottom of my heart.

Obviously, I have already made an appointment with my sister today.

The little girl suppressed the irritability in her heart and raised her hand to smooth her hair.

"If it's just this matter, please forgive me." She is not interested in playing this bullying game of throwing mud with the children.

Today I made an appointment to buy donuts with my sister.She is also going to try vanilla and chocolate, which is more delicious, and she is going to bring a copy to Yuta.There is no time to waste here.

She thought, raised her hand and pushed towards the most aggressive one at the door.

She didn't pay attention to this level of pettiness in her previous life.

The slightly taller girl with lipstick was caught off guard by Lixiang's push and staggered, then pushed back with anger on her face.

"You bitch!"

It's just that since Lixiang dared to do that, she naturally had her own way.Not only did she deftly avoid the girl's hand, but she also grabbed the girl's arm in an instant and dragged her back into the toilet cubicle, causing her to fall onto the water tank.

The girl made the first move but was unsuccessful, and immediately felt that she lost all face.She turned and shouted to her followers:

"What are you looking at, why don't you hurry up!"

The two girls who were stunned by Lixiang's swift and swift action suddenly came back to their senses, and they grabbed Lixiang together.

The toilet cubicle is inherently small, and it is difficult to escape in such a small area.But if you really want to do it, it's not impossible.

It's just that two fists can't beat four hands, even if she can win, it's inevitable that she will suffer.

'Look, there is no scar at all.I want to buy some to keep at home, I have bumped into club activities, just in case you use it. '

An inappropriate voice suddenly sounded in my mind.

In fact, Lixiang herself really doesn't care if she gets hurt - after all, if she gets hurt, she can take advantage of the situation to make Yuta worry a little bit.

But if my sister saw it, maybe she would really buy that strange and expensive ointment.

Thinking of this, Lixiang let go of the hand that was holding the person, and was pushed back into the cubicle by the servant.

"Huh, huh..."

The leading girl stroked her messed up hairstyle just now, and glared fiercely at Lixiang:

"So what if you struggle, aren't you locked in?"

"I warn you, you are not allowed to get close to our prince!"

After she said harsh words, she closed the toilet door from the outside, and then asked two servants to get buckets, chairs and other things to push the door shut. "Just reflect here!"

The three walked away as if they had won a battle.

Leaving Satoshi sitting on the toilet seat and sighing.

"I didn't expect that after so many years, bullies still use this method - obviously electronic products have been updated several times." She was sitting on the toilet bored, it was a disaster for no reason.

Rika thought.

She didn't even know who the 'Prince' they were talking about.

"If you go out now, it will be troublesome to meet those guys again... Let's wait for a while." Lixiang looked at the time, "Well, there shouldn't be any delay."

The light of the setting sun poured in from the distant windows, dyeing the entire bathroom in an ominous, bloody orange-red.

There was silence in the bathroom, only the sound of my own breathing, and the low sound of water coming from nowhere.

Tick, tick, tick and tick.

Then, for some unknown reason, they came to the door of the compartment that was tightly blocked.

"Red toilet paper... blue toilet paper... which one do you want?"

Fu Heihui had a headache.

Before coming here, he had never heard that the problem would be so big.

As a place where all kinds of emotions accumulate and strange talks are flying, the school has never been less problematic.

Over the years, he has gained a lot of experience in dealing with various problems that may arise in the school.

But the problem here is not as simple as 'one or two'.

"It's like breaking into a monster's lair."

That's right, there are not a few single curses here, but multiple curses and ghost stories like in the Smash Bros. movie.

It's just like……

A realm of curses and ghost stories.

Thinking of this, Fu Heihui couldn't help frowning.

The chances of various accidents appearing recently are too high, as if something has been changed in the dark.

At first, they all thought that it was just the high incidence period of the spread of various ghost stories, and the frequency of the appearance of various strange monsters also increased——

This happens every year from the beginning of summer. Although I am tired, I am more or less used to it.

But soon they discovered that these 'weird stories' were not just due to the increase in the speed of Internet transmission, but were also affected by other things, resulting in strange mutations.

To put it simply, it means that 'a qualitative change has taken place', and the originally independent ghost stories began to merge, and even when the number reached a certain level, the phenomenon of 'alienation' appeared in the entire space.

Although it is not to the extent of cutting the space, it is enough to make people fall into it.

Fortunately, ghost stories need to 'absorb fear to grow', so as long as they are discovered early, it is not difficult to solve.

Same this time.But because the location is in the school itself, a place with a lot of emotions and legends, plus there are hostages.Difficulties lead to qualitative changes.

Thinking of the fact that there were still living people stranded in it mentioned in the report, Fu Heihui couldn't help having a headache.

I hope Senior Yi Bone can find a breakthrough point.

Fu Heihui cleared all the curse spirits he saw along the corridor.

He quickly cleared out the curse spirit on this floor, and followed the stairs to the second floor.

However, just as soon as he got downstairs, he was given a huge 'surprise'.

At the end of the corridor, an ugly and bloated human female head curse spirit came out of the shadows, and in front of it was a beautiful girl in clean clothes, looking around.

That is undoubtedly a living person, an innocent ordinary person stranded here and pulled into the realm.

Fu Heihui saw that the curse spirit stretched out its long neck and opened its mouth full of fangs.

And its target was the girl in front of her who didn't even notice that the crisis was approaching, and was still walking unhurriedly.

"Little sister! Hurry up—"

Fu Heihui immediately yelled "Hun", and loudly warned the little girl at the end of the corridor, but before the words fell, the girl who had been leisurely before raised her hand without looking back, as if she had grabbed her. The snake's seven inches pinched the upper part of the curse spirit's long neck, and then smashed the curse spirit's face against the wall next to it with disgusted eyes.

"run."

The last word was finally uttered, and the shikigami dog "Hun" also arrived in time, but it was half a step too late, and it only had time to tear apart the body of the curse spirit.

As for the head of the curse spirit...

He looked at the smashed head of the curse spirit, and for a moment didn't even know what expression to use to face it.

On the contrary, the little girl who just smashed the curse spirit's head into pieces took a few steps calmly and stood in front of her.

"Conjurer?"

"you know?"

"Probably know something."

She has a mature attitude that belies her age.

But Fu Heihui could somewhat feel the dislike and perfunctory in it.

But in any case, it is a good thing that she survived, so Fu Heihui breathed a sigh of relief: "Come with me, you should understand that this place is very dangerous now."

After going out, check the situation, such a young man can hammer the curse spirit into this, a good seed in the future.

However, the girl didn't answer his words: "It's not dangerous."

Fu Heihui: "..."

Considering her previous performance, it really cannot be called 'dangerous'.

But that wasn't a reason for a child to stay here, so he was going to continue persuading.

No matter what, she must be sent out safely.

"This is just one, if there is a second..."

"No, this is already the second one." Lixiang said while showing disgust as if remembering something bad. "I've already done away with handing out toilet paper in the toilet."

She didn't pay attention to what it was, in short, she just solved it - just like when she was with Yuta in the haze, just smash it.

Just smash it to pieces and it won't hold you back anymore.

But thanks to having such a thing, after smashing it, I felt a little better because the plan was ruined.

Fu Heihui: Are the recent girls so strong?

He unconsciously thought of the young woman he had met on the bus earlier.

It's the first time he's seen ordinary people using demon plants to torture demons to make life worse than death without knowing it.

But before he could open his mouth, the girl who had been cold and expressionless suddenly rushed past him with a surprise expression on her face.

"Youtai! It's so scary!" Tears welled up in the girl's eyes, and she rushed up quickly and threw herself into the arms of the young man who hurried over.

Fu Heihui: "??"

Although it's not that he hasn't seen face-changing before, the innocent youth is still shocked by the little girl's face-changing like a stunt.

What kind of magic is this?

The author has something to say: Two in one!

Thanks to the beautiful girls who support the genuine version!

Sorry for inadvertently persecuting the image of 270 (the gif of the shirt bursting is too harmful)

The beautiful girls are very grateful for supporting the original version, but I still want to be greedy and ask for one more message to soothe my wounded soul QAQ

I don't know if it's the beginning of the Mercury retrograde period. I've been very unlucky recently.

The price of the seafood I bought was reduced the next day, and my aunt came to Chapter V, and I even dropped the screen of my phone yesterday...

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bless me so that I don't have to be unlucky all the way QA□□Q

Chumi, see you in the message/~~~