Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

The way I look at Otoko Yuta is different.

I thought he was just a 996 programmer, but never thought he was a night worker in Kabukicho.

No wonder the dark circles under the eyes are so heavy, can it not be heavy every day and night?

In addition, my ghostly sister, who can be easily coaxed, is so focused on stabbing him, that she is still an old driver.

I have seen news like "the cowherd lures women into the sea to spend money for himself" and the like instantly came to my mind.

"That's not what you imagined."

Yi Guyou spoke too crampedly.

Me: "You know what I'm thinking before I say it?"

Yigu Youtai: Considering what happened before, you know that there must be something that is not good for you.

Thinking of this, he tried harder to explain.

"I, although I come here to work today, I am not from here."

I was even more shocked: "Could it be that your workplace still rotates!?"

Is this still a rotating business?I heard that the Cowherd store chain does have this kind of rotation, but I never thought that I would bump into it one day, and it would happen to someone I tentatively know.

Yi Gu Youtai's expression was a bit tangled: "That's true, it's true that you often need to travel on business, but it's really not what my sister imagined..."

He couldn't argue that dealing with the curse was literally running around.

I don't know what his job content is like, but I was shocked.

At this stalemate, Mr. Wujo stepped forward.

He walked up to me and shook his head at me.

"Actually... Yuta didn't do this job voluntarily."

Although he couldn't see his eyes, the loss and grief on his face could still be seen.

That is the appearance of a teacher who has watched his beloved student go astray but is powerless.

"He also encountered a lot of things and had difficulties."

Hearing Wutiao teacher's words, Yi Guyoutai nodded subconsciously in relief, but he soon realized the problem.

"Yes, I am not... no, I am voluntary... and it is not right."

I was at a loss: "So are you voluntary?"

Yi Gu Youtai's expression changed a few times, and finally he admitted in a very low voice: "It's voluntary."

But after speaking, he raised his head and said fiercely:

"But it's really not that kind of... just that kind of... job."

Wujo teacher suddenly turned his head away.

The monk 'Jie' who spoke uprightly before added a sentence:

"He just wants to be the best and become the top existence in the industry. What's wrong?"

Yi Gu worried too much, but didn't know how to say it.

My sister already thinks that she is some kind of strange religious group because of the previous incidents. At this time, explaining that she is here to solve the strange talk, I am afraid that she will only be misunderstood even deeper...

Although the misunderstanding is already deep now.

He lowered his head and stood there dejectedly like a dog who had made a mistake.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, I think he might cry if I teach him a few more words—if this is also acting, then he really deserves to be the number one in the store.

But compared to him...

I turned my head to look at the two laughing wildly.

"What are you laughing at?"

No matter what job he's in, it's weird how they're laughing.

"I suddenly thought of something funny."

I looked at Mr. Wujo, he was talking seriously.Then I looked at the black-haired monk who was laughing wildly beside me.

He caught my gaze and cleared his throat.

"I also think of funny things."

I:"……"

"Could it be possible that you two thought of the same thing?"

I squint my eyes.

The two looked at each other tacitly, and then said in unison:

"Yep."

Okay, I believe you are really close.

Ordinary people are not so tacit.

"I don't understand you guys."

Whether it's Wutiao teacher or that business genius monk.

Although he didn't want to be teased by that guy, but seeing that his elder sister really didn't pay attention to him anymore, Yi Gu Youtai was really relieved.

No matter what, don't let him be executed like before.

He would rather face multiple cursed spirits.

Unknowingly, the fog began to dissipate, and the distant scenery became clearer.

Whether it's a brightly lit signboard, or a silhouette on the street... a panda shadow?

When did Kabukicho put up such a big panda sign?

But before I could see it clearly, the drowsiness that had disappeared due to the shock had re-occupied my brain. Compared with the drunkenness, the drowsiness took the dominant position.

Although I still wanted to say something, the pervasive drowsiness continued to erode my spirit, and my thinking became more and more dull.

It's strange, how can I be so sleepy, when I was fine just now.

I staggered a bit, feeling as if someone helped me in a trance, but my heavy eyelids couldn't support me to lift up to see who was helping me.

But thinking about it, there is only one option for Nanye.

"I'm giving you trouble."

I tried very hard to finish, and then fell into the darkness.

The last memory is to faintly hear their vague and meaningless words like 'tent' and 'mianxiang'.

...they still want to camp here with a tent?

"Can you please let go of my colleague?"

The handsome and dignified red-haired youth said without looking back.

"A person who can stun colleagues with psychedelic plants is more suspicious."

The man supporting the sleeping young woman tilted his head, and looked at the demon in human skin with his blindfolded eyes.

"It's better than asking her to go directly to that panda and find out what's wrong."

Minamino grabbed the arm of his young colleague and let him lean against him.Instead, he glanced at the panda Manju who was walking towards him.

"If it's you, why don't you run away with your tail between your legs like a lost dog if the plan fails?"

The handsome young man spoke in sharp language that did not match his appearance.

"I didn't intend to succeed."

The black-haired monk shrugged his shoulders, and his conversation was extremely calm.

"It's just to say hello, and I really think that I can sit back and relax after saving those old things."

"Besides, everything is just the beginning."

After a chuckle, Xia Youjie turned around and looked at Yi Guyoutai again.

"My invitation is still valid, you can come to my side at any time - at least I won't be like someone else who will make trouble in your pursuit of love."

He glanced pointedly at the innocent white-haired man next to him.

Bone Yutai: "..."

Then who said that I lied to girls in front of my sister just now! ?

When I regained consciousness, I was lying on my own bed.

Damn, I really can't drink so much next time.

Subconsciously, I wanted to sit up with my hangover aching head.

so uncomfortable...

Huh?

I rubbed my forehead again, but I didn't feel the pain I should have at all.

Yes, except for Meng who slept a little too much, it's not uncomfortable at all.

"Is it possible that the hangover is not only uncomfortable now, but also debuff can be dispelled?" I couldn't help muttering.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Lixiang's voice came from the door, and I followed the voice, and saw my lovely sister walking towards me with a cup of unknown green liquid.

"what is that?"

I lean back tactically.

Whatever it was, the color alone didn't look like something that could be imported normally.

"Hangover soup."

After all, Li Xiang came to my bedside with the cup of suspicious green liquid, and she raised her arm and held it in front of me.

"Drink until you lose consciousness and trouble others to send you back. Why don't I remember teaching my sister to be so disrespectful?"

"Where is it... wait a minute, what do you mean you didn't teach me so properly?" These words are too strange.

"Drunk people have no right to talk." She angrily stuffed the glass into my hand. "Hurry up and drink, I got up early in the morning to work."

I saw the remaining green juice on her fingertips, and I believe she must have been busy for a long time.

just this thing...

I looked at the cup full of green liquid in my hand, and I really didn't have the courage to drink it.

"I'll wait for that..."

"Huh?" Lixiang stared at me with her beautiful eyes.

It seems to be saying 'you don't want to drink the hangover soup that my sister worked so hard to make'.

Me: "That..."

Rika: "Huh?"

I was defeated by the eye contact with Rika.

"I'll just drink it."

If the left and the right die, can I ruin my lovely sister's heart?

I closed my eyes and swallowed in one gulp.

It's hard to describe what it tastes like.

It felt like all the flavors in the world were being twisted together and devoured each other, and the resulting thing breakdanced in my mouth.

My throat even refuses its entry by closing.

It took me the perseverance I had when I was in college to force it to allow these strange smells to enter my body.

I didn't get drunk, but I almost fell in front of my sister's bowl of hangover soup-how can I justify it?

But when he was washed by the strange smell, his head, which was heavy and foggy, suddenly woke up, even a little refreshed?

"Could it be that Lixiang is a genius at making hangover soup?" I was shocked.

Apart from the indescribable taste that makes the taste buds suffer, this hangover soup has no shortcomings.

"Of course not, this is made from the fruit left to you by Mr. Nanye." Lixiang said, with a hint of disgust in her eyes. "It seems to be working."

Lixiang didn't like the man who brought his sister back.

To be precise, it is an equal hatred of humans and everything else.

Except Yuta and sister.

Of course, she will not show it clearly in front of Yuta and her sister, after all, maintaining necessary interpersonal relationships (false) is part of life.

"But having said that, being so drunk like that should really give my sister a headache for a while as a reflection. Let's see if you dare to do it next time."

Li Xiang looked at me with her hips on her waist, and followed me like I usually said when I scolded her.

"What about the answer?"

I shrank my neck subconsciously.

"I will never again..."

"That's good." She nodded in satisfaction, and then asked again as if remembering something, "By the way, you didn't push people this time to say that people's heads fell into the toilet and they need to wash their hair." Send it?"

I blinked in confusion: "Huh?"