How can a thousand crematoriums be enough?
Chapter 55
At the end of the day, the teachers of all subjects were shocked.Not only did Yu Mao not play with his phone in class, he didn't even sleep.He was sitting up straight all the time, and there were textbooks on the table.
What motivates this?
School is over in the evening, and there is no need for self-study in the evening of tomorrow's holiday, so Yumao pulls up his schoolbag and leaves.Shi Shuyi originally wanted to go with him, but when he thought of Yu Bai, he lost his courage instantly.
Anyway, it's only a few days, so he should be more peaceful.
"Boss, have a dozen beers."
Yu Mao threw the schoolbag away, and before the food was served, he simply pried off the bottle cap and drank.
"Hey, isn't this Young Master Yu? Why are you drinking with this person?"
Yu Mao raised his head lazily, and smiled at the person who came, "Shall we have a drink together?"
Kong Xiaosi moved a chair and sat next to Yu Mao, and watched with a smile as Yu Mao finished drinking a bottle of beer, "Young Master Yu's attitude makes me feel like I've lost my love."
"Yeah." Yu Mao didn't know if he was drunk or what, so he really agreed, "I got dumped."
Kong Xiaosi was a little surprised, she just said it casually, but she was really broken in love?And the one who got dumped?
"I've never heard of Young Master Yu having an affair before. Why did you suddenly lose your relationship?" Kong Xiaosi said while opening a bottle of wine for herself, "Could it be that you met here?"
He shook the wine bottle in his hand and found that it was gone.Yu Mao threw the bottle on the ground and opened another bottle, still smiling, "You know it too."
"I know him too?" Kong Xiaosi was taken aback, wondering if she and Yu Mao had any common acquaintances in this place...
"No, Young Master Yu, are you following that handsome guy from last time?!" Kong Xiaosi was dumbfounded, why didn't she know that Yu Mao was a guy before.
After taking several sips of wine, Yu Mao wiped his mouth, "It's not important, it's over anyway, I just want to drink to my heart's content today, you drink with me!"
Said it was over.Kong Xiaosi shook her head secretly, no matter what she looked like, she seemed to have been hit too hard and used wine to drown her sorrows.
"Okay, anyway, I saw you on the way home anyway, so I'll have a good drink with Yu Shao today." Kong Xiaosi took a sip of her wine, and shouted at the counter, "One more beer!"
The two of them just drank like this, and the sky was dark, without even touching the food that was delivered a few times, and the wine bottles piled up higher and higher.
"Huh..." Kong Xiaosi gasped, her face flushed from drinking, "Young Master Yu? Young Master Yu?"
Yu Mao lay face down on the table, motionless.
Kong Xiaosi poked the head with her hand, and grinned, "Oh, Young Master Yu, you can't drink too much, you can't stand these few bottles of wine."
"Ugh...it's too loud." Yu Mao was woken up by the movement above her head, and waved her hands impatiently, "Who says I can't drink, I'm just a little full."
As he spoke, he stood up staggeringly, holding a half-empty wine bottle in his hand, "I, Yumao, will let you see it today... What is a thousand, a thousand cups will not get you drunk!"
He raised his head abruptly, tilting the wine bottle to one side and was about to pour the wine.
'Wow! '
He didn't pour a drop of wine into his mouth, but drenched his clothes wet.
"Hahahahaha!" Kong Xiaosi slapped the table and laughed loudly, "Young Master Yu, you are so drunk that you can't even hold the bottle steadily, so why don't you get drunk after a thousand cups?"
He patted the table hard, "Let my old lady come, my old lady is the one who will never get drunk!"
another half hour
Yu Mao completely collapsed on the table, but Kong Xiaosi drank more and more vigorously, singing loudly while drinking.
"Young Master Yu, let me tell you, men are like this, they never cherish what they get." Kong Xiaosi danced and said, "It's the same with me. I chased him for so many years, but in the end she fell in love with another woman."
"And then?" Yu Mao opened his eyelids with difficulty, "Are you still chasing him now?"
"Of course not. I'm not a cheapie. There's no way I'm going to catch up with you." Kong Xiaosi seemed tired, and slowly sat down on the chair. "But now he says he likes me and is chasing me."
Yu Mao narrowed his eyes and took a sip of his wine, "What about you?"
"Why did he go so long ago, I don't want to turn back!" Kong Xiaosi laughed suddenly when she said this, and turned her head to look at Yu Mao, "Young Master Yu, if that handsome guy of yours came to chase you, would you agree? ?”
After waving his hands vigorously, Yu Mao's head was still lying on the table, and his eyes were very distracted, "It's enough for me to have myself, whoever I want."
"Well said!" Kong Xiaosi rubbed the top of Yu Mao's head heavily, "It's better to rely on yourself than anyone else! Young Master Yu, you have grown up!"
"Hey..." Yu Mao was so drunk that he didn't even feel annoyed when his head was rubbed, "I was...very mature...uh... ..."
Compared to Yu Mao who was drunk and had no sense at all, Kong Xiaosi still had the last trace of sobriety.Rolling his eyes, he took out his own lipstick through the drunkenness, "Let's play a game, Young Master Yu."
"what game?"
Put the lipstick on Yu Mao's face and make it look like a lip print.Kong Xiaosi squinted at her masterpiece for a long time, then grinned in satisfaction.
"Come on, Young Master Yu don't move, let me draw some more."
"Go away...you're so annoying!" Yu Mao waved his hands to push him away, but he couldn't do anything, so he could only let Kong Xiaosi smear around with lipstick.
"Hehehe, I really have a talent for drawing."
Yu Mao was already in a half-dead sleep, and he didn't even know what kind of situation he had been made by Kong Xiaosi.
Seeing that it was getting late, Kong Xiaosi made a phone call, "Hey, it's your father and me. I can't drive after drinking. Come and pick me up. I'll send you a location later..."
After making the call, Kong Xiaosi took out Yumao's cell phone, pulled a finger to unlock it, and then rummaged through the address book.
"No...Young Master Yu just deleted the person..."
Kong Xiaosi rummaged to no avail and suddenly remembered something, and flipped through her phone again. She remembered that she saved the phone number of that handsome guy when she saw the injury last time.
"Yes, this is it, hehe, I am really smart." Kong Xiaosi pressed the call button with a smile.
Yan Ziyao had just finished practicing a set of test papers and was about to take a shower when he received a call. The caller ID was an unknown number, "You are?"
"Hello? Is it the handsome guy? I'm the doctor who saw your injury last time."
Frowning slightly, Yan Ziyao didn't understand why the doctor called him, "Is there something wrong?"
Kong Xiaosi fiddled with her nails, and said with a smile, "Young Master Yu was drunk at the bar, and now I took him to a booth to sober up, come and pick him up."
"Why are you looking for me?"
Kong Xiaosi smiled unabated, "Because I can only contact you, and there is no one here in Young Master Yu's address book. Young Master Yu is still a student, and I can't enter the school, so I can't let him stay out all night, right?" .”
The hand holding the phone paused, Yan Ziyao remained silent for a while.
"... Send me the location."
Done, Kong Xiaosi looked at Yu Mao who was lying unconscious by the table, and smiled lewdly, "Young Master Yu, don't thank me too much."
It's not too far from the school, Yan Ziyao will be there in a while.
At a glance, he saw Yu Mao, who was paralyzed like mud.
Frowning again, "How much did he drink?"
Kong Xiaosi smiled, and after such a toss, most of her alcoholism has dissipated, and there is no problem with coherent conversations.
"I don't know. I met Young Master Yu at a bar. He was drinking with a girl. I saw that the two of them were getting closer and closer. I thought that Young Master Yu was still in school and couldn't do that kind of thing, so I called him away. Pulled out."
Glancing at Yan Ziyao's obviously darkened face, Kong Xiaosi laughed secretly in her heart and continued, "Young Master Yu collapsed when he arrived here, I can't wake up no matter how I scream, I have no choice but to call you .”
"...I see." Yan Ziyao's tone was a little cold, and his heart was even more depressed.
If this doctor hadn't stopped her, would Yu Mao be with another woman now...
Suddenly awake, Yan Ziyao pinched his palm.What is he thinking now, what does Yu Mao want to do has nothing to do with him, he just needs to bring him back.
"Okay, now you're here too, so I'm leaving." Kong Xiaosi waved her hand and walked towards the driver who was already waiting, "Remember to change young master Yu's clothes, it's full of wine."
Walking slowly to Yu Mao's side, Yan Ziyao took one arm to support him, and immediately noticed the lip marks on Yu Mao's face.
Grabbing his arm, his hand suddenly tightened, his eyes darkened.
"Hmm... What are you doing so heavily, do you want to do it..." Yu Mao yelled unconsciously in pain.
Realizing that he was not in the right mood, Yan Ziyao took a deep breath, carried Yu Mao on his back, and walked to school.
The strong smell of alcohol came in bursts, and Yan Ziyao's frown never let go. It was because of how much wine he drank.
"Well... drink again... bring the wine!" Yu Mao waved one hand, and started kicking restlessly.
Almost unable to stand still, Yan Ziyao stopped and readjusted his posture, "Don't move around."
"Don't bother me!" Yu Mao hiccupped, "What about that woman just now, call me over and continue drinking, I haven't let her see how good I am!"
Obviously, Yu Mao didn't recognize who the person behind his back was at all, and kept muttering that he wanted to drink.
When these words reached the ears of Yan Ziyao, who didn't know the inside story, Yu Mao couldn't forget the girl he met in the bar, and wanted to meet him.
His eyes were lowered, and although the anger was not easy to detect, it did exist.
How could Yumao go to a place like a bar, how could she find another woman, how could she...don't care about him so quickly.
Reason told himself not to think about it, but the sourness became stronger and stronger, and even the hand holding Yu Mao began to exert force, as if he wanted to pinch it in.
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The author has something to say:
Kong Xiaosi: Please call me Qiubisi, thank you.
What motivates this?
School is over in the evening, and there is no need for self-study in the evening of tomorrow's holiday, so Yumao pulls up his schoolbag and leaves.Shi Shuyi originally wanted to go with him, but when he thought of Yu Bai, he lost his courage instantly.
Anyway, it's only a few days, so he should be more peaceful.
"Boss, have a dozen beers."
Yu Mao threw the schoolbag away, and before the food was served, he simply pried off the bottle cap and drank.
"Hey, isn't this Young Master Yu? Why are you drinking with this person?"
Yu Mao raised his head lazily, and smiled at the person who came, "Shall we have a drink together?"
Kong Xiaosi moved a chair and sat next to Yu Mao, and watched with a smile as Yu Mao finished drinking a bottle of beer, "Young Master Yu's attitude makes me feel like I've lost my love."
"Yeah." Yu Mao didn't know if he was drunk or what, so he really agreed, "I got dumped."
Kong Xiaosi was a little surprised, she just said it casually, but she was really broken in love?And the one who got dumped?
"I've never heard of Young Master Yu having an affair before. Why did you suddenly lose your relationship?" Kong Xiaosi said while opening a bottle of wine for herself, "Could it be that you met here?"
He shook the wine bottle in his hand and found that it was gone.Yu Mao threw the bottle on the ground and opened another bottle, still smiling, "You know it too."
"I know him too?" Kong Xiaosi was taken aback, wondering if she and Yu Mao had any common acquaintances in this place...
"No, Young Master Yu, are you following that handsome guy from last time?!" Kong Xiaosi was dumbfounded, why didn't she know that Yu Mao was a guy before.
After taking several sips of wine, Yu Mao wiped his mouth, "It's not important, it's over anyway, I just want to drink to my heart's content today, you drink with me!"
Said it was over.Kong Xiaosi shook her head secretly, no matter what she looked like, she seemed to have been hit too hard and used wine to drown her sorrows.
"Okay, anyway, I saw you on the way home anyway, so I'll have a good drink with Yu Shao today." Kong Xiaosi took a sip of her wine, and shouted at the counter, "One more beer!"
The two of them just drank like this, and the sky was dark, without even touching the food that was delivered a few times, and the wine bottles piled up higher and higher.
"Huh..." Kong Xiaosi gasped, her face flushed from drinking, "Young Master Yu? Young Master Yu?"
Yu Mao lay face down on the table, motionless.
Kong Xiaosi poked the head with her hand, and grinned, "Oh, Young Master Yu, you can't drink too much, you can't stand these few bottles of wine."
"Ugh...it's too loud." Yu Mao was woken up by the movement above her head, and waved her hands impatiently, "Who says I can't drink, I'm just a little full."
As he spoke, he stood up staggeringly, holding a half-empty wine bottle in his hand, "I, Yumao, will let you see it today... What is a thousand, a thousand cups will not get you drunk!"
He raised his head abruptly, tilting the wine bottle to one side and was about to pour the wine.
'Wow! '
He didn't pour a drop of wine into his mouth, but drenched his clothes wet.
"Hahahahaha!" Kong Xiaosi slapped the table and laughed loudly, "Young Master Yu, you are so drunk that you can't even hold the bottle steadily, so why don't you get drunk after a thousand cups?"
He patted the table hard, "Let my old lady come, my old lady is the one who will never get drunk!"
another half hour
Yu Mao completely collapsed on the table, but Kong Xiaosi drank more and more vigorously, singing loudly while drinking.
"Young Master Yu, let me tell you, men are like this, they never cherish what they get." Kong Xiaosi danced and said, "It's the same with me. I chased him for so many years, but in the end she fell in love with another woman."
"And then?" Yu Mao opened his eyelids with difficulty, "Are you still chasing him now?"
"Of course not. I'm not a cheapie. There's no way I'm going to catch up with you." Kong Xiaosi seemed tired, and slowly sat down on the chair. "But now he says he likes me and is chasing me."
Yu Mao narrowed his eyes and took a sip of his wine, "What about you?"
"Why did he go so long ago, I don't want to turn back!" Kong Xiaosi laughed suddenly when she said this, and turned her head to look at Yu Mao, "Young Master Yu, if that handsome guy of yours came to chase you, would you agree? ?”
After waving his hands vigorously, Yu Mao's head was still lying on the table, and his eyes were very distracted, "It's enough for me to have myself, whoever I want."
"Well said!" Kong Xiaosi rubbed the top of Yu Mao's head heavily, "It's better to rely on yourself than anyone else! Young Master Yu, you have grown up!"
"Hey..." Yu Mao was so drunk that he didn't even feel annoyed when his head was rubbed, "I was...very mature...uh... ..."
Compared to Yu Mao who was drunk and had no sense at all, Kong Xiaosi still had the last trace of sobriety.Rolling his eyes, he took out his own lipstick through the drunkenness, "Let's play a game, Young Master Yu."
"what game?"
Put the lipstick on Yu Mao's face and make it look like a lip print.Kong Xiaosi squinted at her masterpiece for a long time, then grinned in satisfaction.
"Come on, Young Master Yu don't move, let me draw some more."
"Go away...you're so annoying!" Yu Mao waved his hands to push him away, but he couldn't do anything, so he could only let Kong Xiaosi smear around with lipstick.
"Hehehe, I really have a talent for drawing."
Yu Mao was already in a half-dead sleep, and he didn't even know what kind of situation he had been made by Kong Xiaosi.
Seeing that it was getting late, Kong Xiaosi made a phone call, "Hey, it's your father and me. I can't drive after drinking. Come and pick me up. I'll send you a location later..."
After making the call, Kong Xiaosi took out Yumao's cell phone, pulled a finger to unlock it, and then rummaged through the address book.
"No...Young Master Yu just deleted the person..."
Kong Xiaosi rummaged to no avail and suddenly remembered something, and flipped through her phone again. She remembered that she saved the phone number of that handsome guy when she saw the injury last time.
"Yes, this is it, hehe, I am really smart." Kong Xiaosi pressed the call button with a smile.
Yan Ziyao had just finished practicing a set of test papers and was about to take a shower when he received a call. The caller ID was an unknown number, "You are?"
"Hello? Is it the handsome guy? I'm the doctor who saw your injury last time."
Frowning slightly, Yan Ziyao didn't understand why the doctor called him, "Is there something wrong?"
Kong Xiaosi fiddled with her nails, and said with a smile, "Young Master Yu was drunk at the bar, and now I took him to a booth to sober up, come and pick him up."
"Why are you looking for me?"
Kong Xiaosi smiled unabated, "Because I can only contact you, and there is no one here in Young Master Yu's address book. Young Master Yu is still a student, and I can't enter the school, so I can't let him stay out all night, right?" .”
The hand holding the phone paused, Yan Ziyao remained silent for a while.
"... Send me the location."
Done, Kong Xiaosi looked at Yu Mao who was lying unconscious by the table, and smiled lewdly, "Young Master Yu, don't thank me too much."
It's not too far from the school, Yan Ziyao will be there in a while.
At a glance, he saw Yu Mao, who was paralyzed like mud.
Frowning again, "How much did he drink?"
Kong Xiaosi smiled, and after such a toss, most of her alcoholism has dissipated, and there is no problem with coherent conversations.
"I don't know. I met Young Master Yu at a bar. He was drinking with a girl. I saw that the two of them were getting closer and closer. I thought that Young Master Yu was still in school and couldn't do that kind of thing, so I called him away. Pulled out."
Glancing at Yan Ziyao's obviously darkened face, Kong Xiaosi laughed secretly in her heart and continued, "Young Master Yu collapsed when he arrived here, I can't wake up no matter how I scream, I have no choice but to call you .”
"...I see." Yan Ziyao's tone was a little cold, and his heart was even more depressed.
If this doctor hadn't stopped her, would Yu Mao be with another woman now...
Suddenly awake, Yan Ziyao pinched his palm.What is he thinking now, what does Yu Mao want to do has nothing to do with him, he just needs to bring him back.
"Okay, now you're here too, so I'm leaving." Kong Xiaosi waved her hand and walked towards the driver who was already waiting, "Remember to change young master Yu's clothes, it's full of wine."
Walking slowly to Yu Mao's side, Yan Ziyao took one arm to support him, and immediately noticed the lip marks on Yu Mao's face.
Grabbing his arm, his hand suddenly tightened, his eyes darkened.
"Hmm... What are you doing so heavily, do you want to do it..." Yu Mao yelled unconsciously in pain.
Realizing that he was not in the right mood, Yan Ziyao took a deep breath, carried Yu Mao on his back, and walked to school.
The strong smell of alcohol came in bursts, and Yan Ziyao's frown never let go. It was because of how much wine he drank.
"Well... drink again... bring the wine!" Yu Mao waved one hand, and started kicking restlessly.
Almost unable to stand still, Yan Ziyao stopped and readjusted his posture, "Don't move around."
"Don't bother me!" Yu Mao hiccupped, "What about that woman just now, call me over and continue drinking, I haven't let her see how good I am!"
Obviously, Yu Mao didn't recognize who the person behind his back was at all, and kept muttering that he wanted to drink.
When these words reached the ears of Yan Ziyao, who didn't know the inside story, Yu Mao couldn't forget the girl he met in the bar, and wanted to meet him.
His eyes were lowered, and although the anger was not easy to detect, it did exist.
How could Yumao go to a place like a bar, how could she find another woman, how could she...don't care about him so quickly.
Reason told himself not to think about it, but the sourness became stronger and stronger, and even the hand holding Yu Mao began to exert force, as if he wanted to pinch it in.
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The author has something to say:
Kong Xiaosi: Please call me Qiubisi, thank you.
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