Underworld Travel Hotline

Zelos feels that he is a tragedy, although in fact many people think so...

But this day is even more tragic >_<...

After being beaten into the air by the gold saints yesterday, Zelos finally crawled out of the pit, and cried for a long time on the edge of the pit, but finally couldn't stand it anymore, and he was clumsy at the edge of the pit went to bed.

Early in the morning, the big alarm clock in the underworld didn't wake him up, and Zelos was kicked awake...

The one who kicked Zelos awake was an underworld fighter he didn't know very well. He looked a little familiar, but he couldn't remember who this guy was.

Can't remember who it is, it must be a miscellaneous underworld fighter!But the problem is that this guy's attitude is still very bad. Seeing that Zelos can't get up, he keeps kicking him hard.

"Why? What's the matter? Can't you talk well?" Zelos didn't have a good temper either. He stood up and looked up at the other party with great momentum...

"His Royal Highness Pluto organized an essay competition last night, and you won the second prize with a prize of [-] U.S. dollars." The underworld fighter looked at him with contempt and said, "Also, His Royal Highness Pluto has ordered that you will be in the underworld every day from now on." Turn it in a circle and let people visit it!"

Jellos didn't quite understand what he meant by "visit," but he did—he made eight thousand dollars!After taking the money from this underworld fighter, Zelos' hands and feet kept shaking and shaking excitedly, biting some money with saliva, pinching himself to make sure it was not a dream, Zelos was very excited!

"Thank you Lord Pluto! I'm rich!" Zelos seemed excited and wanted to rush forward to give the underworld fighter in front of him a hug, which made him turn pale with fright, and took several steps back.

"This... this money is because... because you were elected the most special ghost fighter yesterday." The ghost fighter in front of Zelos looked a little nervous, and said while avoiding Zelos' enthusiastic eyes, "The final reason is because You are ugly, so from today onwards you have to go around the underworld every day, so that everyone can visit you...Come on, I'm leaving..."

The underworld fighter wanted to slip away after he finished speaking, but Zelos immediately pulled him with tears in his eyes and said, "Hey man, what's going on? Why are you visiting me? Am I so ugly?"

"I told you to pay attention! Don't talk about it, I'm not your brother!" The underworld fighter looked left and right, and he was relieved when he found that no one saw it. He said sadly to Zelos, "Because you With the existence of the underworld, the average appearance of our underworld has been lowered by ten percentage points! I only know now that it was because of you that I couldn’t find a girlfriend! (囧) Just do as Lord Pluto tells you, Luo What are you talking about?"

After finishing speaking, the underworld warrior flicked his sleeves, turned around and left, his back looked a bit sad...

Zelos was tearful. Although it is a good thing to get money, it is not a good thing for people to visit.But he thought about it again, anyway, he sells newspapers, so it would be good to sell a few more newspapers even if he did a little more shopping by the way.Anyway, it's not the first time he has been visited by people, so let's go around once around!

Zelos first went to the editorial office of Underworld Daily to pick up today's newspaper.Then start from the Agron River and slowly start the first lap today.

Charon, a money fan in the underworld, was punting on the Agron River, and greeted him from a distance after seeing Zhelos.However, Caron was busy making money, and greetings were just greetings, and he had no time to pay attention to him at all.A few undead looked at him with the eyes of alien creatures, but Zelos was used to this. He casually turned around the Agron River, turned around and headed for the first prison.

In the first prison, Marcino was carrying documents with a tired face. There was already a lot of backlog on the trial table, which was more than one meter high...囧!It's only been three days. Luni usually works too hard!

Feeling the hard work of the acting judge of the underworld, Zelos walked to the second prison.All three tourist groups are on the lawn preparing for tonight's show.

The first thing Zelos encountered was the girls' club led by Radamantis.The situation there is a bit weird at the moment. The underworld fighter who went to Zelos just now is standing there, nodding and bowing, holding a box of wigs. Some girls are looking for what they like to wear on their heads from the box.There are other boxes on the ground, and there are all kinds of costumes and props in them.Suddenly, Lada walked towards the box, reached out and took out a large-size women's dress, and put it in front of her for a closer look.

Is our Lord Radamantis going to play a female role instead?Thinking about it this way, Zelos felt very incredible.But it doesn't seem to be the case. Lada looked at it for a long time, then turned around and handed the large enough women's dress to Garen.Garen looked at the dress in disgust, threw it aside casually, and said reluctantly, "Let's take this one."

oh oh!It turned out to be him!Zelos seemed to understand... He realized that he had been standing here for a while and no one noticed him. After thinking for a while, he took a few steps forward, grinned fawningly, and said to everyone, "Hey, I'm coming..."

Those girls took several steps back in horror, and both Lada and Garen looked at him in disgust.The underworld fighter who delivered the things looked at Zelos very dissatisfied and said, "What are you doing? Are the girls scared if you don't see them? No one here wants to visit you, so go away!"

Zelos was a little aggrieved. He originally wanted to get closer, but it seemed that he was not very popular.However, he saw that underworld fighter smirking at the girls, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt familiar, and he remembered it in a flash, pointing to that guy and said: "Ah! I remember! You are the earth storm star Gu Gado! The one who molested Mr. Mu!"

Gu Gado's face turned green immediately, and both Gallon and Rada looked at him like hooligans, and the girls also took a few steps back in surprise.He hurriedly said: "No! Those are all lines! It's the plot! I'm wronged!"

"He fixed Mr. Mu on the pillar, and then said, 'Just ask your body'..." Zelos recalled, "Many people said it was molesting..."

"Uh... no... don't listen to his nonsense, it's really a line..." Gu Gado blushed and quickly explained...

Let him explain, Zelos took the opportunity to slip away...

After walking a few steps to the elderly society led by Ayagos, Zelos was horrified to find that Olufi, who immigrated from the sanctuary, was sewing a long dress for women stitch by stitch. .What is this for?He wants to play the role of female character O_O?

What's even more frightening is that Olufi smiled strangely while sewing, and muttered in a low voice: "Aiagos, you are out of luck this time... just wait, I will definitely make the most distinctive, A skirt full of lace is for you, hehehehe..."

Poor!It must have been something wrong with his wife, and his brain has been stimulated for a long time... Thinking about this, Zelos shivered twice, and found that no one noticed him, so he slipped away again.

After walking a few steps, Zelos found several figures in front of him, no, one person and several animals.

When they approached, Zelos felt that his eyes were getting more and more strange. What is this?

Aya looked at Zelos angrily and said: "Haven't you seen it? You really don't know it! You look like this, don't scare them! I found them with great difficulty! Get out of here Bar!"

Having said that, the three small animals next to him collectively looked at Zelos, and Zelos felt a little stressed, so he hurried away...

On the side of the Gold Saint Seiya, Zelos really didn't want to go... But there was no way, it seemed that the gold people in the second prison had already discovered their existence, and the small universe was shining brightly.In order to save his life, Zelos, who had long thought that he would be beaten up, made preparations in advance and put a helmet for playing ice hockey on his head.

Seeing the small universe of the golds getting closer and closer, Zelos had tears in his eyes, walking slower and slower, and finally began to slowly crawl on the ground.

"Ah, that's right! It's indeed that toad!" The first person to discover it was Abu. While saying this, his rose had been inserted quickly and hit Zelos' helmet.

Shi On casually threw the script in his hand back, pointed at Zelos with great momentum and said, "Everyone, go! Start beating!"

Everyone looked at Zelos with shining eyes! One minute later, Zelos' helmet fell off, and half an hour later, Zelos was gloriously beaten into the air just like yesterday.

This time, Zelos hugged the Underworld Daily in his arms tightly, and the paper made a rattling sound while flying in the air.He flew farther this time, and flew directly to the ice hell.

After finally waking up, Zelos suddenly felt that the voice above was a bit noisy, and opened his eyes to see, alas, there are many acquaintances.

I saw Laimi working hard on an ice sculpture there. If you look closely, isn't that the Lord Pluto?

Zelos asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Laimi glanced at him, without stopping the movements of his hands, and said while working: "Didn't you see? I'm making an ice sculpture of His Royal Highness Pluto! This is the cultural landscape of the ice hell, and it's art, do you understand? This It's His Highness Pluto, and over there is Lord Pandora... Hey, do you think I did a good job?"

Zelos did a good job at first glance, but he looks a bit like Lemmy himself, can this thing be sold O_O?

Laimi said: "I can tell what you're thinking just by looking at your eyes, and tell you, I'm the Q version!"

Zelos looked to the side, and there were several Ming fighters including Quinn and Xilufei making ice sculptures. Some of them were finished, and some were not.There are golden saints, several great gods, and several celebrities from the underworld... Eh?That looks familiar, seems to be me?

Zelos looked forward, and it was indeed his own ice sculpture, and it looked quite similar... But there was still a sign hanging on the ice sculpture's neck, and upon closer inspection, it actually read "Shame of the Underworld".

Who did this?How wicked!Zelos was very sad and angry, and immediately wanted to take off the sign.

"Hey, hey, hey! This is a key tourist attraction! Don't move!" A ghost fighter next to him immediately stopped Zelos, and after a closer look, it turned out to be Gordon.

"This is too bullying..." Zelos was aggrieved.

"Why? Do you have an opinion?" Gordon's eyes were also very contemptuous, "Master Pluto originally wanted to freeze yourself as an ice sculpture, but he didn't do it for the sake of humanitarianism. You are content! That is, His Highness Pluto is too merciful. Otherwise, it is you who is here!"

Zelos shivered twice in fear, pursed his mouth and left very aggrieved.

Out of the icy hell, the box lunch delivery person came, and Zelos wanted to move forward, but the box lunch delivery delivery person found out that it was him, and not only gave him the worst one - it seemed to smell a little bad when he opened it, and used it "It's good to give you something to eat," looking at him with eyes.

Woohoo, after eating lunch aggrieved, Zelos wanted to cry again...

In the afternoon, I sold a few newspapers on Zelos Road, felt a little better, and started walking back.

well?There are a few small shops on the side of the road, it seems that they haven't opened yet?Selling souvenirs?

Zelos took a look and saw that there were quite a lot of things for sale, such as small skull skeletons, skull heads, portraits of several important figures in the underworld, models of three-headed and nine-headed bodies, photo albums of Lord Pandora, photobooks of Lord Pluto, etc. A group photo of the golden saints hitting the wall, everything you want...

Zelos also found an ashtray with his own face printed on it, and he could poke a cigarette butt in Zelos' face when he smoked.There is also a line of words on it: When you are troubled, it will be very pleasant to poke with a cigarette butt.

Grieved, Zelos turned and left, feeling a little depressed again.But after thinking about it, this is also a disguised form to generate income for the underworld, and it can be regarded as a contribution T_T...

Thinking of today's experience, Zelos couldn't help but feel sad, and cried as he walked.

"Why are you crying?" A voice was impatient.

Zelos had a bad temper and said angrily, "Who are you? Why do you care about me? Go away!"

Looking back inadvertently, it turned out to be Ikki!Zelos shuddered twice, lying on the ground directly...

Ikki looked at Zelos slowly and said, "I just went for a walk after I was full. I didn't expect to meet a toad. It just happened to be smooth."

Ikki was also very polite, he didn't use any big moves, he just picked up Zelos and threw it on the ground vigorously, and Zelos passed out very simply.

This time, Zelos remained unconscious on the ground until the night before waking up.Reluctantly, I looked at my watch, it was already seven o'clock, and the dinner time was past...

Zelos looked at his body, blue and purple, couldn't help crying!Lord Pluto!Queen Pandora!This seven-day unlucky travel should come to an end!The poor little toad in the underworld can't stand this kind of hard life T_T!