Underworld Travel Hotline

"Since we already know their plot, we must choose a countermeasure." Shi Ang looked at everyone and said, "I think the best way is to stand still--that is, as the saying goes, to use tricks. In order to deceive people, we still do it now." Let's start deciding what to play tonight."

Poor Tong Hu realized that he was being ignored, coughed and peeled off, patted Shi Ang's shoulder with the same height and said: "I didn't say that, Ang... I think your speculation is really unreliable, now The Three Realms are at peace, why does Pluto want to capture the sanctuary? Is it for the sake of drawing things from our sanctuary? It’s not like they don’t know how poor we are... Cough cough, I mean, our sanctuary is worth a lot There are only these handsome guys, and now all of them are in the underworld, and the rest of the dilapidated houses and dilapidated things, it is estimated that the king of the underworld will not be able to take a fancy to it... All these strange things are made in order to occupy the sanctuary Strange things, I think it is impossible. Okay, I advise you to think about it!"

"What are you talking about, Tong Hu?" Shi Ang looked very angry, he glared at Tong Hu and said, "I have been the pope for more than 200 years, and I have the most experience! Old man, what do you know? I think you don't even know what Gongdou and Zhaidou are!!"

Tong Hu's expression was very helpless, he looked at his family Shi Yangyang and sighed, "Ang... I thought you read too many detective novels, but now it seems that you have read too many novels about Gongdou Zhaidou …Nowadays, authors don’t even have an outline when they write articles, and there are as many gods as potatoes…”

Shi Ang turned his head angrily, Mu saw that the situation was wrong, this was a trend of family cold war.So he hurriedly said to Tong Hu: "Teacher, I think what Master said makes a little bit of sense. Anyway, we still need to choose an activity script. I think we should follow what Master said."

Tong Hu thinks so, anyway, he can't cause any trouble, so let's do it first... He casually flipped through the script sent by Hades, frowned and read the script with disgust. Handed it to Shi On and said, "Well, don't be angry...you choose a script, and I will do as you want."

Shi Ang took the script angrily, flipped through it casually, suddenly his eyes lit up, pointed to a page and said, "Just choose this one!"

Tong Hu raised his head to look, frowned, pointed at the page and said, "Isn't this fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty too old-fashioned? I don't know how many times it has been remade. I don't think there is any way to surprise it."

"No! Just choose Sleeping Beauty!" Shi On's will was firm.

"Why..." Tong Hu asked helplessly, knowing that his sheep's stubborn temper had broken again.

"The current audience is very picky!" Shi On patted the script and explained, "If there is no colorful plot, no one will watch it! We can't count on colorful plots, at least we have to have a classic kiss scene! "

When Tong Hu heard this, after talking for a long time, Shi Ang really took the task of acting seriously... Seeing Shi Ang seemed very interested, Tong Hu smiled wryly, forget it, let him go if he wants.

"Okay! Now that the script has been decided, let's start to decide on the roles!" Shi Ang looked very excited, his face was reddish, he held up the script aggressively and said to everyone, "Now let's assign the roles! First of all, who is the prince?" to play?"

"Me!" Xiao Ai immediately raised his hand positively, pointing at himself excitedly. After a pause, he found that everyone was looking at him with enthusiasm. Said, "Well, I mean, my brother is very good, I recommend him for the prince."

"No! Neither you nor your brother!" Shi Ang looked at Xiao Ai with contempt, "A cheater of money and sex, and a polygamist, how can he be qualified to play the sacred role of a prince!"

Swindling money and sex, polygamy...Da Ai and Xiao Ai suddenly withered...

"Playing a prince must be unexpected! Think about it, everyone..." Shi On looked around at the audience, "Which one of you wants to play a prince? Raise your hand if you want!"

Just as Shi Ang finished speaking, Saga, Shura, Dis, Abu and Miro all raised their hands.

Shi Ang looked at them critically and said, "No, neither!"

"Why can't it work?" Saga was very angry, her hair tended to turn black, and she almost gritted her teeth and said, "Look at my handsome temperament (posing), this elegant hairstyle (tossing hair), And this one-of-a-kind, one-of-a-kind (accent) sexy body (bright biceps), how can I not be a prince?"

Uh... Shi Ang felt that he should say a few good words to comfort Saga, so he explained: "Don't get too excited, it's because you are too much like a prince, so you can't be allowed to play the prince. Think about it, you are so outstanding Conditions, if you are really asked to play the prince, it will not be surprising at all! This does not meet Hades' requirements, so you are the first to be passed."

After hearing this, Saga thought it was indeed the case, and was quite satisfied in her heart, so she smiled proudly and said, "That's right, I was originally a prince!"

"What about me?" Abu pointed to himself, "I think I still meet the requirements."

"Not even Abu!" Shi Ang shook his head, "Wait until the palace finds that the princess is not as good-looking as the prince, that's absolutely not possible!"

After hearing this, Abu found that there was indeed no reason to refute, so he had no choice but to take a step back.At this time, Diss stepped forward, smiled evilly, and was about to speak.

Before he could speak, Shi Ang looked at him contemptuously and said, "Dies... I think you are quite self-aware, do you think you are like a prince?"

"It's unexpected because it doesn't look like it!" Diss touched his nose confidently.

Whoops, that's right!Shion immediately began to look up and down Diss.

"It's over! I'm sure I can't beat Diss..." Milo sighed, "Actually, to be honest, I really want to play the prince."

Camus stroked Xiaomi's hair and said, "You are my prince..."

Milo: "＾＾＾..."

"I have an idea," Saga said with a bit of black hair, with a smirk, "Now there is a problem, who will play the princess? I think it is better to let Diss play the princess than let him play the prince." Even more unexpected..." Diss immediately took half a step back, waved his hands with a pale face, and said, "I don't want to play the princess! I... I don't want to play the prince either! Besides, if you want to be unexpected, the princess played by Brother Niu must definitely be a princess. It's more unexpected than what I played!"

Poor Brother Niu looked at everyone in horror, his strong body swayed from side to side, and he waved his hands and said, "No, no, no! I won't do it..."

Oops!It seems that Brother Niu was really irritated, but no one can stand wearing women's clothing... But Brother Niu is too... vomit...

Shi Ang looked at Brother Niu, and said calmly, "Forget it! The princess is still played by Diss!" I really feel sorry for the audience for letting Brother Niu play the princess >_<, the princess played by Diss may be a little cute point.

So Diss sadly decided to play the princess, but the candidate for the prince is still undecided.

"Anyone of you who wants to play the role of a prince should quickly raise their hands! Why are you putting your hands down?" Shi Ang looked at everyone and said, "Didn't you fight hard just now? You should sign up enthusiastically!"

Enthusiastically, huh?What's your name?The princess is Diss >_<!The only ones who can pair up with Diss here are Shura and Abu.Abu couldn't count on it anymore, so everyone looked at Shura.

Shura steadied himself and gritted his teeth, insisted on raising his hands and said, "For the goddess, all sacrifices are worth it! I will play the prince!"

Shi Ang glanced at him and said, "No way! In fact, Shura, you are quite handsome. I have to choose someone who doesn't look like a prince to play the prince!"

Who is this looking for?Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Don't forget! There are other people in our group besides Jin!" Shi Ang seemed to have a candidate in his mind, and said with a mysterious smile, "Prince, I decided to let Kiki play the role!"

Oops!Everyone was stunned!It turns out there is this trick!Really unexpected!

Little Kiki said beside him: "That's right, I was born to play the role of a prince!" He said, imitating Garen and tossing his hair vigorously, it seemed that he was indeed quite stylish.

There is only one sentence in everyone's mind at the moment: Mu's education! !

"Hurry up! Let's hurry up and decide the roles of other people!" Shi On clapped his hands and said, "According to the plot, I decided to let Camus play the witch, Shaka, Mu and Abu play the fairy. In this way, all the four beauties in the sanctuary will use Come on, how seductive!"

The complexion of Sanmei Simei is a bit ugly.witch?Fairy?Women's clothing ah ah ah!No >_<!

Shi On looked at the rest of the people, lowered his head, frowned slightly, slapped his hands and said, "Let Saga and Da Ai play the king and queen! It's not an important role anyway... Shura, you can play the witch's subordinates." That dragon, fighting the prince with such a serious expression must be worth watching. Daniel, you play the prince’s horse! Anyway, it’s not the first time you’ve carried kiki on your back. The rest of you, um... first Wait! I can't just leave it like this, I have to change the plot!"

Shi Ang thought to himself, there is a Garen on Lada's side, maybe they can change the plot to something!It seems that there is absolutely no way to win without a unique idea... Shi Ang thought about it, then looked at everyone and said, "There are so many people and so many ideas, do you have any requirements for the plot?"

After thinking for a while, Mu stood up and whispered into Master's ear, "Master, we want to get rid of that little butterfly quickly, but we really can't take it anymore..."

Shaka, who was drying his white thighs by the side, also leaned over at this time, and said in a small, aggrieved, helpless and painful voice: "I really can't take it anymore... Babylon has been doing things to us all the time. The continuous mental torture is not because my willpower is not strong, but because I really can't hold on..."

"Actually, I want to incorporate Papillon into the plot," Mu said, "I have a way to get rid of him. Master, let me write the script!"

"Okay!" Shi On looked at his apprentice appreciatively and said, "Also, we must not forget our purpose, to thwart Pluto's plot!"

Tong Hu heard it from the side, and couldn't help but hold his forehead. Haven't you forgotten this theory?

"Hahaha! We will definitely be a blockbuster tonight!" Saga's eyes were bright red, and he knew that Heisa had come out to join in the fun, but he didn't expect Heisa to be so interested in this!

Seeing Saga's appearance, everyone is suddenly worried about tonight's performance... Is this... is it really relevant? O_O?