Underworld Travel Hotline

Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!The night of the underworld is coming soon!It's still the same stage, and it's still the same Hades. The difference is that the audience from last night, as the actors tonight, are already waiting in the background at this moment.Facing the stage, there are countless cameras and countless photographers, shooting everything on the stage from all angles and directions.

Girls and old ladies who had no performance task sat in their seats and looked at the stage with full expectation.To be honest, tonight's performance is really rare in a hundred years, good things will never happen again, in this life and in the next life and the next life, there will be no chance to watch it for the second time, not to mention that it is a live version!

It is now seven o'clock in the evening, and His Highness Pluto is already standing on the stage.He clapped the old microphone in his hand for who knows how many years, the speaker sizzled for a while, and then conducted a sound test with "ahhhh" to confirm that the microphone can work normally, and then he looked at the speaker with satisfaction. The audience in the audience.

All camera positions are already in place, and each photographer is obviously a professionally trained ghost fighter.They looked serious, prepared, and looked very professional.Uh, if you ignore their sparkling eyes...

Minos is backstage at the moment. Under the joint leadership of Minos and editors Jia, B, and Ding, all the staff of Underworld Daily have raised their mental concentration to the limit, ready to catch news clues on the stage at any time and release instant gossip news.After a day of recuperation, Minos' waist and legs are in much better condition, and moving slowly is not a problem.I have to say that the star puppet line is really easy to use—especially in this semi-disabled situation, it is even more easy to use.

Hades, the king of Hades on the stage, smiled very evilly and beautifully. The audience (including girls and old ladies) couldn't help screaming and looking at him with blushing.It is conceivable that there are countless young girls in front of the TV (perhaps there are quite a few boys) who have unconsciously moved to the front of the TV, holding their cheeks with both hands, and showing a nympho smile that I have never seen before...

The underworld fighters who acted as photographers were very focused on taking pictures. To be honest, His Royal Highness Pluto deserves to be the number one dream lover in the underworld who defeated Babylon.By the way, Babylon didn't even get second place, No.2 is Minos...

This conclusion is actually very true. I have to say that people nowadays have some tendency to seek abuse.

At seven o'clock, the program officially begins.

"Hi! Hello everyone! I'm Pluto Xiaoha!" Hades imitated Poseidon and said such cute words with a red face, and he smiled again, a perfect and delicate smile, and a seductive smile. Charming, the young girls in the audience couldn't help screaming more passionately than before.

After Hades finished enjoying the girl's enthusiasm, he stepped into the topic and said: "Tonight's stage play, everyone must have been looking forward to it for a long time (in fact, it was only decided last night). I think at this moment everyone really wants to know what they plan to do. What kind of performance, what kind of performance will be presented, and what kind of unexpected plot will be. Now, the enthusiastic audience and everyone in front of the TV, let us see the results of their hard work today! The first act of the stage play that debuted in the evening is led by Radamantis and Gallon--True and False Snow White! Please enjoy it slowly!"

After saying that, Hades hurried down from the stage.The lights on and around the stage were all dimmed. It is said that the poor quality gramophone owned by Pandora was playing background music constantly, accompanied by the creaking sound. It seemed that the performance was really about to start.

Ignoring the murmur of the inferior phonograph, the emotional rendering of the scene is quite in place.Everyone couldn't help stretching their necks, looking nervously at the stage.

Suddenly the lights came on, and a figure appeared on the stage.

What caught the eye was a lady's cloak, which covered the people on the stage from head to toe, not even a single hair was exposed.The color of the cloak is that gorgeous dark red, decorated with some complicated patterns, which looks rather mysterious.

The music sounded again, bang bang!Squeak... bang bang!The people on the stage suddenly turned around, oh oh, it's actually Garen!

Garen was wearing an unknown medieval dress, the skirt reached to the ankles, and the waist was wrapped around the chest - the position was a bit high, obviously the women's dress Garen was too small - but this Clothes are still relatively large for women.

what is this?The audience in the audience were stunned, eh?It looks like women's clothing!

The golds came out third, and they were not in a hurry. At this time, there were still several people sitting in their seats watching the show, and they couldn't help but spit at this time!

"Pfft haha! It's Brother Long!" Xiaomi laughed until tears came out, "Long, Brother Long actually dressed like this, could it be that they are playing a woman?"

"Xiaomi, be calm, anything can happen in this world..." Camus patted Xiaomi's shoulder tenderly, but the sensitive Xiaomi noticed that the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned by three degrees. Obviously, Sanctuary The most famous iceberg is also a little stretched.

The audience burst into laughter, but Garen's mood was not affected at all. He shook his head slightly, took off his red cloak and tossed it casually, raised his blue curly hair in the wind, hooked the corner of his mouth, and revealed a Garen-style signboard to the camera laugh.

Oh oh oh oh!The girls in the audience (including some old ladies) were all frozen!So handsome, so beautiful, so charming!It's so cute!

"Beauty trick! It's outrageous!" Saga in the background slightly pulled away a corner of the tablecloth, glanced at it, and said angrily, "How many times have I told him this bastard, his face is not only It belongs to him! He is obviously not as handsome as me, so it’s really sinister!"

"But this is very bad for you, Boss Saga..." Diss said while tugging at the hem of his skirt, "Boss, after being teased by Brother Long, everyone will be tired of seeing you when you come on stage, and you won't be able to show it by then What about your demeanor?"

Saga's face was getting closer and closer to Diss, his eyes were slightly red and he said, "Diss...what did you say?"

"I didn't say anything..." Diss took a step back knowingly, "I said boss, you are the sexiest, most handsome, and most unique!"

"Hmph! Of course! Hahaha!" Saga laughed three times, and continued to try on her costumes quite confidently.

so close!Diss wiped his sweat, he didn't want to see the stars shatter!

The appearance of Garen on the stage is a debut, but at this moment everyone is even more curious about what role Garen is playing.

The girls who knew the inside story couldn't help lowering their heads and laughing, which made everyone look forward to it even more.

Garen posed several poses back and forth. Suddenly, a girl ran up the stage from the backstage and stood still in front of Garen.

The girl was wearing a strange dress and a strange hat, which looked like a round cake caught her.The round, flat hat and baggy, flat clothes were also coated with glitter powder, which looked silvery.

At this moment, everyone has only one question - what is this O_o?

Garen said to the girl solemnly: "Ah! Magic mirror, magic mirror! Who is the most handsome guy in the world?"

Oops!It's actually a queen!The audience below are crooked and crooked, this is too embarrassing!

The girl who played the magic mirror was a little nervous, and stammered a little: "Respect, respected queen, your highness... you, that... the most handsome guy is of course you!"

"Some people say that my brother is handsome, so who is more handsome, me or my brother?" Garen's tone was serious, and he inadvertently cast a wink.

The girl's face turned red all of a sudden, and she immediately stammered: "Then, of course it's you, it's you...you are the most handsome man in the world..."

"Haha! I knew it was like this!" Garen smiled arrogantly, and then spun around the stage.

Backstage, Diss, Da Ai, Mu and others desperately pulled Saga.Saga's face was red, her eyes were red and shiny, and her hair was jet-black for a moment. Under the pull of the digital gold, she still tried her best to rush to the stage. While struggling, she gritted her teeth and said, "Don't stop me! I want to Beat this little bastard to death!"

"Saga, don't get excited...Garon, this is...uh..." Mu, who was speechless for a while, turned to Sha Jia, who didn't even open his eyes, and said, "Don't just stand aside and watch...it's not... …Stand and watch the fun! I would like to say a few words of persuasion >_<!"

Shaka still didn't open his eyes, and said while chanting: "Brother Saga, you have to calm down... Anyway, this is not just once or twice, it has been like this since he was born. Alas, my brother is a debt! I Look at Brother Sada, forget it! You won’t be able to control your second child in this life..."

These few words made Saga feel sad, and struggled even harder...

Minos in the backstage corner said to his editor: "Tomorrow, there will be a beauty pageant vote on who is more handsome, Saga or Gallon. I think many people will be very interested..."

Garen on the stage was still performing, and after turning around a few times, he asked, "Magic mirror, magic mirror! Who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

"Ah? It's that Abu from the backstage..." The girl didn't turn the corner for a moment, she was stunned for a moment before remembering her lines, and said quickly, "Oh, that's wrong...it's the beautiful Snow White..."

"Ah? What! It's Snow White!" Gallon pretended to be angry and said, "I'm going to kill her! Where is the hunter? I'm going to find him!"

Ballendyne hurried up to the stage, pay attention, he was not wearing a helmet... He was carrying a tattered, old-looking bow with peeling paint on his back, and there was only one in the quiver at his waist. The arrow, the arrow feathers exposed outside are still broken, and the clothes on his body are also torn. He looks like a poor hunter who can't catch his prey.

This outfit is very funny, and the audience burst into laughter again.

"Ah! Your Majesty the Queen, what are your orders?" Ballendine read his lines mechanically, looking very nervous.

"I want you to kill that Snow White for me! Bring her heart back to me!" Garen looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, jumping up and down and said, "Then I will be the most beautiful person in the world." ! Hahahahahahaha..."

"Okay! Your Royal Highness! I will definitely complete the task..." Ballendine promised, and couldn't help wiping the sweat from his brow.

Then Ballendine backed away quickly, and Gallon made two extra laps on stage, then continued laughing and retreated backstage.

The unlucky "Miss Magic Mirror" on the stage hurriedly withdrew to the backstage too, and accidentally stumbled on her foot, and fell into the backstage...