The story of the big god and the little vacuum HE

At 10:[-], the great god turned his sore neck, got up from the computer and went to take a bath, soaked in the bathtub, the great god's tired body was redeemed, and he didn't spurn himself for wasting a night of reading novels, but sighed in satisfaction tone.I finally found the feeling I had when I was a pure reader. Although the writing style of this cute little vacuum is not very good, it has aura.

Aura and skill are two things that ebb and flow. Every author’s aura is the most vigorous when he just codes, and the skill is also the worst. When the two lines intertwine, it is the coding career. At the pinnacle of writing, the great god was full of aura when he first coded, and his writing was not bad, so he became a master.But now every time I think of a new meme, I will subconsciously think about many questions such as "how many words can be written", "whether the burden is enough to support the full text", "whether it will be popular", etc., and many new memes will be killed subconsciously, which is like a small vacuum Little Transparency writes whatever she wants.

At 10:50, Dashen climbed into bed and boarded his own Qinjiang for the first time. Instead of checking "Comments I Received", he checked "Comments I Posted". Well, the little vacuum didn't reply?

Forget it, sleep.

At six o'clock the next morning, the Great God woke up. His eyes were blurry, and he didn't know what was messing with his mind. He sat up suddenly, grabbed the mobile phone on the bedside table, poked his finger, and refreshed the memory of last night. webpage.

No1网友：我是大大的墩布评论：《走失的墩布》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:48:48所评章节：1

This mop is simply too touching. (^o^)/~(ˉˉ)

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[Floor 1] Author's reply Time of publication: XXXX-XX-XX23:32:12

In fact, there is no feeling.

No2网友：我是大大的抹布评论：《走失的墩布》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:52:15所评章节：2

Daddy, I want to see Crying, what is the reason for this inexplicable abuse?Daddy, hurry up and let them be together, ah, huh, huh~ TUT

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[Floor 1] Author's reply Time of publication: XXXX-XX-XX23:35:23

Will do.

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No11网友：我是大大的裹脚布评论：《走失的墩布》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX21:32:35所评章节：11

Da Da, why are you black and black and HE again, not happy ~ rolling all over the floor ~ gurgling (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

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[Floor 1] Author's reply Time of publication: XXXX-XX-XX23:40:45

Sorry to make you unhappy.

The Great God stared at the phone for a while, babbling, what's the matter with this inexplicable true-coldness and true-inferiority?

But the master is a master after all, and it's time to get up soon, so she put this matter on hold for the time being, and continued to run downstairs to have breakfast, and start her day of regular life.

After 8 o'clock in the evening, the master finished updating the new chapter and didn't go to the forum. He went directly to Xiaovacu to continue reading the article. It was still the score of each chapter. If Xiaovacu didn't sign a contract, let her throw away every chapter. Landmines do too.

This time, the little vacuum replied before the big god went to sleep.

No1网友：烤红薯评论：《谁动了我的头》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:30:48所评章节：1

Just watched Chapter 1 and it was very interesting. I don't know who cut off Lin Cheng's head? ~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

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[Floor 1] Author's reply Time of publication: XXXX-XX-XX21:23:12

There are in the back.

No2网友：烤红薯评论：《谁动了我的头》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:34:54所评章节：2

Curious whose head was chopped off? ┗|｀O′|┛

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[Floor 1] Author's reply Time of publication: XXXX-XX-XX21:26:12

I wrote it later.

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No1网友：烤红薯评论：《谁动了我的头》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:40:18所评章节：6

It's over, it's amazing, please accept my knees~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

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[Floor 1] Author's reply Time of publication: XXXX-XX-XX21:30:12

Thank you.

With all the "behind", "thank you", and "3Q", the master finally realized the feeling of being really cold, and the cold Siberian wind blowing over in winter is not so cold.

The big god's soaring brain-fan heart biu~ fell to the ground, she pursed her lips, washed up and fell asleep.

Half a month passed, and the article in the small vacuum column was swept away by the Great God. The Great God leaned back in his chair with a full face and sighed.The small vacuum was simply too boring and frighteningly cold. The master suddenly thought of the group of readers who were waiting to be fed under his article, so his heart softened a little, and he picked a message at random to reply.

No1网友：菇凉快醒醒评论：《XXXX》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:40:18所评章节：76

Every time Oda gets stuck in a key position, every time I use the claw machine to click on the next page to remind me that I am the last page, I want to become Sadako, jump out of the screen, throw herself in front of Oda, shake her shoulders fiercely and growl loudly... …

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[Floor 1] Mushroom is cool and sober. Release time: XXXX-XX-XX20:30:12

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[2nd floor] Please call me a hardworking bee Time: XXXX-XXXX-XX20:35:16

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[Floor 3] The author's reply was published: XXXX-XXXX-XX21:50:59

Good waist and good legs, let me fall down~ XD

The god went to take a shower, and when he came back, he saw the towering topic building, which took up all the pages below the article, and was scared to cry~

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[Floor 3] The author's reply was published: XXXX-XXXX-XX21:50:59

Good waist and good legs, let me fall down~ XD

[Floor 4] Brainless fans Release time: XXXX-XXXX-XX21:51:30

Taking a photo with Da Da, excited (≧▽≦)/

[Floor 5] Die-hard fans Release time: XXXX-XXXX-XX21:51:49

Group photo ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (≧▽≦)/

[Floor 6] Big Mac with Noodle Soup Release time: XXXX-XXXX-XX21:52:06

My God, what did I see, my 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how dare you answer my name?Hurry up and come into my arms~ It’s really full of insiders~

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Go down to the 40th floor...

The great god calmly typed a few words: You guys, don't get too excited =￣ω￣=

Then go to sleep, in such a hot and cold little vacuum, I don't have to hug her, my little angels are so cute, I just need to yell: "Lie down!"Not many people are allowed to be favored by her.

But will she?she won't.

Forget it.

The master has no habit of chasing articles, and the small vacuum has opened a new hole. The master silently raised it, neither scoring nor commenting. One day, when she checked the column of the small vacuum, she found that she had changed the announcement: the dead are like husbands, Love to stay or not.

Yo, she still has a temper?Before the Great God had time to get angry, the next second he smiled with joy.

The four words "Love to stay or not to stay" are shining brightly when the mouse is moved up, and there is still a blue light. What is this? !Isn't this the link to Chiguoguo? ! !The Great God's heart trembled after a hundred years of inactivity, his hand slowly left the mouse, and he folded his arms around his chest, not knowing what he was thinking.

After a long time, she quickly clicked on the link, and the internet speed of Dashen's home was very fast. Her heart only hung in the air for a while, and then "crashed" to her throat——Yah, Sina Weibo of the fourth vacuum.

The great god raised his fingers to support the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and the lenses reflected light.

——Hey, little vacuum, accept the love of this great god Sensen.

The master picked up the cup and sipped the water to moisten his throat, and then searched the information of the small vacuum full of bad water: region, Iceland?Nonsense, isn’t this; birthday, April 1988, 4, I’m one year older than her, tsk, was there a word for 19 when she was born?I really don't know how to choose a date.The Almighty's eyes inexplicably scanned the column of relationship status, which was blank.

26 years old, tsk, God touched his chin, this age is hard to say, I am single at 27 years old, it does not mean that others are also single.It's not that the family hasn't urged them, but the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and the hand can't reach so far, so it's still quiet.

In other words, why think so much?It's not an object.After Dashen castigated herself severely, she added Xiao Vacuum's attention. She had never published her Weibo in Qinjiang, so she didn't need to register a small account, but she changed the name of Weibo to Baked Sweet Potato.