The story of the big god and the little vacuum HE

Once upon a time, there was a big god in the Internet literary world. The big god is actually very soft and cute, but because there are too many people who like her, I can only pretend to be cold, don't write small green characters, and don't reply to messages. Looking at the large blockbuster messages in front of me, I feel refreshed secretly.

Then he continued to be so cold and didn't reply.

Until one day the Great God fell in love with a small vacuum.

Xiaovacu is very empty, and there is only one comment on the post for many, many days, or even no comment, but Xiaovacu is still writing. Xiaovacu doesn't know if she has talent, but she just likes to write. I always wondered, "Will others take a serious look at the things I carve out word by word? Most of the time they won't, and they may not even be able to see them, so why should I write them?" Later she thought : "I will read it word by word, because I created its existence, and I am my own reader. If I don't write it down, the wasted time will still be wasted. Instead of browsing the webpage, it is better to write something Something. When it's written, at least there's a corpse out there, and I love to admire the corpse of my own thoughts."

So the little vacuum was relieved, and secretly tapped on the keyboard, thinking about it.

The things written by Xiaovacu are very niche, high-purity and dark, but if they are black and black, they will be HE, such as schizophrenia, dual personality, corpses, souls, and their brains have opened to Pluto. After more than a year of such eloquence, Xiaovacu is still It was a small vacuum, but a layer of air was added in the middle, and at this moment a loyal little angel suddenly appeared.

No1网友：我是大大的墩布评论：《走失的墩布》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:48:48所评章节：1

This mop is simply too touching. (^o^)/~(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

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No2网友：我是大大的抹布评论：《走失的墩布》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX20:52:15所评章节：2

Daddy, I want to see Crying, what is the reason for this inexplicable abuse?Daddy, hurry up and let them be together, ah, huh, huh~ TUT

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No11网友：我是大大的裹脚布评论：《走失的墩布》打分：2发表时间：XXXX-XX-XX21:32:35所评章节：11

Da Da, why are you black and black and HE again, not happy ~ rolling all over the floor ~ gurgling (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~(ˇ?ˇ)

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The big god Xiaolu randomly changed the reader number and left a message under the article of the little vacuum. It is really a wonderful story about how she found the little vacuum in the vast water. It’s a long story. up.

The novel website where the Great God and Little Vacuum are located is called Qinjiang Novel Network, and there is a forum called Qingshui Jiangting under the novel network. At that time, the whole network was strictly implementing the "standard that cannot be written below the neck". It's easy to go to the forum and chat

Fighting, through a screen, who knows whether you are facing a cat or a dog, the Great God has completed the update today, and secretly swiped through the message, and then helped his gold-rimmed glasses frame, showing that he is neat and tidy. Xiaobai Fang showed a sly smile, and started to go to Qingshui Jiangting to wash the sand, Qingshui has many talents, besides fighting, there are other things to do, such as helping people correct their views, eliminating green tea whores, mocking new potential three, etc. How capricious is capricious.

The home page is unshakeable: "The whole family doesn't want Bilian after stealing texts", "Has Qin Jiang smoked again", "Looking for gay friends", "Hanging on the wall", "Ten years of sharpening a sword: the latest masterpiece "XX" is freshly released , You must not miss the post when you pass by", the big god didn't even glance at the first few. It was really troublesome at the time, and now those things are like the aunt's towels that are used up every month, gone forever.

Qin Jiang smokes ten times a day and one big time every three days. Instead of complaining about his smoking, it's better to work hard and save the manuscript.Friends, there used to be a few big gods, either to give birth to a child and stop writing, or to see her become a big god, and the yin and yang can no longer play well. The big god said on Chuan Shang: "The dead are like husbands, love Can't go."

There is only the last latest masterpiece, the big god smiled "hehe", this posting name is not in the right posture at first glance, I looked at the reply building number: 89, tsk, it should be overwhelmed, the big god moved the mouse, and clicked in happily, for a while The strong breath of Marysu came to her face, almost suffocating her to kneel on the ground.

That's right, it's still the original formula and the familiar taste.

Theme: Ten years of hard work, the latest masterpiece "XX" is freshly released, you must not miss it when you pass by! ! !

[XX of the Copyright Channel Celebrity Author Series]

Content: After ten years, this article of vinegar has finally come out. I just posted part of it in Qinjiang Literature City. I don’t know how to accumulate popularity and advertise. I heard that Qingshui has a god, so I came here to ask for help. Many people have read it. It’s all said to be good, but a certain vinegar is so sad to see the click-through rate below! ! !I don't dare to say anything else, I only dare to say: You won't regret it after reading it!

Don't dare to talk nonsense, first offer the copy:

He, XXXXXXXXXX

He, XXXXXXXXXX

He, XXXXXXXXXX

He, XXXXXXXXXX

She, XXXXXXX, where should she go?

Underneath the copywriting of the blind man is a piece of foot wrap that blinds the eyes of the blind man...

The big god directly pulled to the big brother on the first floor.

[Qin Jiang is forced to buy nine yuan and nine free shipping area online, if you don't come now, when will you wait?]

I advise the host to wash up and rest, yawn~

No1☆☆☆==Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:00:28

Self-recommendation according to the format!

No2☆☆☆==Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:01:58

Look up the rules! ! ! ! !

No3☆☆☆==Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:05:32

At this level, how dare you say that you will not regret it after reading it?

How about being a little more modest?Primary school students?The winter vacation is coming again, I'm waiting to go quickly∑

No4☆☆☆==Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:08:22

Back to the fourth brother, elementary school students lie down with guns_(:з」∠)_

No5☆☆☆==Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:10:32

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Oh god, let's smash it, let's talk, the first few floors have no bright spots, just go straight down, oops, it's really crooked (^o^)/

Have you guys looked at it seriously, just sneered, no wonder people persuaded me to stop coming to Qingshui, there are dogs all over there, biting you so bad that there is no scum left [Gao Lenglian. (￣ー￣)

No10☆☆☆LZ left a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:20:38

Too many slots!Come downstairs!

No11☆☆☆I am Meng Meng single eyelid--Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:21:54

Don't come downstairs, come downstairs! ┗|｀O′|┛

No12☆☆☆I am his brother with cute single eyelids-=Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:22:34

Since you want me to come, then I will come, just like the landlord, he deserves not to be famous for the rest of his life!touch beard~

No13☆☆☆I’m Meng Meng’s second brother with single eyelid=-Leave a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:24:59

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You guys just keep entertaining yourself for the rest of your life, Qingjiang Little Red Wolf has been arrested, and now you are all soldiers, you guys who only know how to write pornographic texts are waiting to die, hahahahaha

No31☆☆☆LZ left a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:34:29

The Great God shook his head, stood up and poured water to drink, is it true that the elementary school students were released?Isn't this LZ looking for spray?It is estimated that something strange is mixed in the mind.

The master glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, it was 20:40, um, there are still 10 minutes to browse the forum.

The Almighty lived a very regular life. He was single and rented a small apartment.Get up at 06:30 in the morning, go for a run in the community, drink a bowl of porridge in the restaurant downstairs at 10 o'clock, add two fried dough sticks, read a book at 11:[-] to recharge, go out at [-]:[-] to take the subway to work, and then [-]:[-] hours in the company.Go home after get off work and eat, update the code, visit the forum for [-] minutes, and arrange the rest of the time by yourself.Talk on the phone with friends, watch a movie, or continue to read a book, and go to bed at [-] o'clock on time.

Going out shopping and eating with your buddies on weekends is no different from most young girls.

The Great God continued to look down, and sure enough, after the idiot poster, all the QJSs started to fire at full power, spraying the poster together, washing its broken three views, the Great God was watching and enjoying, and suddenly his eyes lit up, that is an ID It is the layer owner of "Cool Aunt Towel".

Hey, let alone, I have really seen an author who only writes about falling in love from the neck up, and he travels here in a second~

No59☆☆☆Cool aunt towel left a message at XXXX-XX-XX20:44:21

The Almighty looked at the time, at 20:45, he resolutely clicked on the portal, and then the above scene appeared——

Oh my god, the rows of scarlet letters in the column have been completed, more than hers, although they are all short stories, then read the titles "The Lost Mopo", "The Vanishing Pancream", "Leaving Yu Ma's World of Martial Arts" ", "Hurry up and take a garlic to shine on your shameful face", "Toad Walks the Tightrope", "The 26th Person I Dear", "Aunt Towel's Love History", "Pickles with Duck Eggs", "Who Moved my head", "Death without a whole body", oh, it's so cute and weird, it's completely knowing, the blood tank is empty, the word "fate" is specially customized for her, there is a person in the world No matter what, you can get some cuteness.

The master secretly changed to the reader account and clicked on the first article in chronological order: "The Lost Mop".

——Afterwards, the brain-dead fan mode was turned on.