The small vacuum is cold and cold, and Weibo is also cold to the North Pole. The first Weibo was in 2013. It has been more than a year now, and the number of Weibo posts can be counted on two hands. The master thinks she is idle and fine. , she paid so much attention to a small vacuum, so many pink and purple little gods came to kneel and lick her, she didn't even give her a glance, passed by the cold red bushes, and the red didn't stick to her body.

Private letter:

21:42

Roasted Sweet Potatoes: Are Pancakes Big?

22:10

Sweet and sour pancake: I'm here, are you Qinjiang's roasted sweet potato?

Roasted sweet potato: vegetarian (≧▽≦)/

22:14

Sweet and Sour Pancake: What's the matter?

Roasted sweet potato: I got it from Qinjiang, and I really like the big text O(∩_∩)O~~

Sweet and sour pancake: Thank you for liking, but I’m just a small vacuum, don’t call me big.

The Great God stared at the screen here for a long time, not knowing where to break through, and felt as cold as the reply to the message below. The Great God frowned and thought for a while, and carefully typed out a line of words: Little pancake, are you Male or female?

There was no reply there, it was 10:30, the master turned off the computer, and went to take a bath with water, and when she came back, the little vacuum had already replied, with one word: female.

Not even a courteous "What about you?"

The Great Master stared at those two words, separated by a capacitive screen, ah no, two capacitive screens, the Great Master felt that one of them was in the fourth dimension and the other was in the third dimension, how could they meet together.

So the great god replied her with two words: metoo.

While sleeping, the master thought about it, and felt that the small vacuum might really be just inferiority, so he couldn't hold back and typed a few more words: Little pancake, I'm going to bed, go to bed early, good night (~o~)~zZ

At night, the Great God had a dream. She was locked in an iron cage. Someone outside the cage said to her: There is someone opposite you. She will only say thank you. If you can get her to say something else, or say more One word, and I'll let you out.

Suddenly a spotlight came down in the cage, and it shone in front of her. A black and red sweet and sour pancake was sitting on a chair, and a sweet and sour pancake was sitting on a chair?Pancakes sit on chairs! ! !

The great master talked dryly all night, but the pancake on the other side really only said thank you.

Thank you, peat, can you show me some facial expressions?Anyway, put the sugar juice on your pancake in the shape of (^_^) and let me pass the test! !

"Daddy, can you sing Xiaoxinxin? No. Then I'll teach you how to mess with it..." The unknown object under the quilt on Dashen's bed squirmed, twisted towards the bedside table, and finally stretched out its claws to snap the phone's alarm Dropped it, and opened the private message on Weibo with sleepy eyes.

23:21

Sweet and Sour Pancake: Thank you.

Shouldn't normal people say good night? !Either she is cursed, or the little vacuum is cursed, the cliff is like this!

The Great God felt that the whole person was not well.

Half a month later, things took a turn for the better. Xiaovacu reposted a Weibo, which was a new book advertisement of Dark Horse Time Books. Xiaovacu forwarded it and said, "Buy buy buy!!!!"

The master stood in front of the computer with his hips on his hips and laughed wildly: Hey, you annoying little fairy, you are actually a book fan of the great master.That being the case, why don't you just obediently let him go?

One minute later, the master sent a private message to Xiao Vacuum with a blank face:

21:40

Roasted sweet potatoes: Little pancakes, do you like XX too?I happen to be her fan too (*^__^*)

21:43

Sweet and Sour Pancake: Yes?

Roasted sweet potato: Yes~(≧▽≦)/~What a coincidence~

Sweet and sour pancake: XX is a master, of course many people like it.

Roasted Sweet Potato: Anyway, meeting is fate, what is your reader ID? ^_^

There was actually an "ah" particle in the tone, the great master helped his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said in his heart: I love to report your name, this time the great master will definitely flatter you.

Sweet and Sour Pancake: Ah, forget it, I usually only dive.

Roasted Sweet Potato: Then I will go to the big new post to summon you.

Xiao Vacuum held the phone and shouted: "Hey, don't..." It took a while to realize that she couldn't hear what she was saying, Xiao Vacuum silently opened the webpage of Dashen Xinwen, and saw a call message, which made her confused face.

Why is this man acting like a child?

The Great God has always been a person who does what he says, so he immediately opened his own reader account and swiped the screen under the new article:

No1网友:烤红薯评论:《XXXX》打分:0发表时间:XXXX-XX-XX21:46:18所评章节:89

Call a pancake Call a pancake Call a pancake! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Author refinement] [Reset] [Complaint] [Reply]

In order to get rid of the suspicion of swiping points, she scored 0 points, but the message was refreshed too quickly, so she had to swipe the screen again, 3 minutes later.

No1网友:烤红薯评论:《XXXX》打分:0发表时间:XXXX-XX-XX21:46:18所评章节:89

Call a pancake Call a pancake Call a pancake! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Author refinement] [Reset] [Complaint] [Reply]

[1F] Netizen: Big pancake Release time: XXXX-XX-XX21:48:25

The landlord of the big pancake is either = ̄ω ̄=

[2nd Floor] Netizen: Mushroom Cool Wake Up Time: XXXX-XX-XX21: 49:45

Help call O(∩_∩)O

[Floor 3] Netizen: Braised fans Release time: XXXX-XX-XX21:52:54

it's me.

Dashen took off her glasses, rubbed her eyes, and put them on again. The name "Braised Fan" sounded so familiar to her. She poked into the ranking of Overlord Tickets in the column, where Hongguoguo's No. [-] "Overlord" was hanging.Mother, this is still a big hidden tyrant. If she remembers correctly, "Braised Fans" has never said anything other than "a wave of a small hand, a bunch of deep-water torpedoes" that comes with the system.

It takes such aloofness to like a great god...

The master typed a few words on the phone and sent them:

22:55

Roasted sweet potatoes: The local tyrant begs for support~XD

Sweet and Sour Pancakes:  …

Roasted sweet potato: Oh, little pancake, you are finally speechless, I have met you =3=

Sweet and Sour Pancakes: She must look good.

Roasted Sweet Potatoes: How Do You Know If You Haven’t Seen It?

Sweet and Sour Pancakes: Because...

Don't suspect it's an omission, Xiao Vacuum just typed an ellipsis, and the master stared at the phone screen viciously, wishing to get out of the phone screen, and shook Xiao Vacuum's shoulder vigorously. Is this trying to kill the obsessive-compulsive disorder? !Are you courting death halfway through your words? !

The little vacuum deliberated for a while, and typed a few words.

Sweet and Sour Pancake: Ai Wu Ji Wu.

Roasted sweet potatoes: big, black, short and fat.

Sweet and Sour Pancake: Then you still like her, which means you are not a person who looks at faces, which is very good.

Dashen lay on his back on the bed, smiling at the capacitive screen.

11:01

Roasted Sweet Potatoes: It's time, good night.

Sweet and sour pancake: OK, good night.

The Great God suddenly put the quilt on his head, and spring came.

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