Indecisive Survival Guide

Under Lu Qianqian's repeated persuasion, Tang Seng, who was frightened into a cold sweat before entering the demon house, insisted on playing this game.Lu Qianqian looked at Tang Seng's back as if watching a strong man, hoping that he could come out of the haunted house standing up.

"Don't worry, my lord, I have arranged everything according to your requirements. Brothers and sisters promise to use their housekeeping skills to give all distinguished guests an excellent visual and spiritual enjoyment." After watching all the distinguished guests enter, Li Guanshi ran up to Lu Qianqian to ask for credit.

Wait, something seems wrong.

"Didn't I just tell you to let the brothers release the water?!" Lu Qianqian finally knew what was wrong. Tang Seng was afraid that he would become like this only when he saw a beheaded ghost who had not been sublimated in art. If you have the ability to do it, then you must not come out sideways!

"Let the water go?!" Li Guanshi opened his mouth wide in surprise with his head on his waist. It turned out that these words came from the mouth of the king who claimed that the haunted house is to scare people to death? !

Forget it, whether it is to release water or show housekeeping skills, it is considered special treatment, and everything else can only be prayed for.

Tang Seng, who entered the haunted house for the first time, walked cautiously. The dark environment, strange lights, and terrifying sound effects caused great psychological pressure to the people who entered the haunted house.Just when he was extremely nervous, a young girl came out.Different from the monsters I encountered along the way, the girl in front of me had a soft temperament, and the words she said made people unconsciously want to be convinced.

"Holy monk, don't be afraid, the king has already said hello, and I will take you through this haunted house."

Tang Seng couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, "In this way, I will thank the female benefactor."

"The holy monk is polite." The woman bowed slightly and saluted, walking ahead at half a step faster than Tang Seng.

Tang Seng made up his mind, and he followed closely the footsteps of the woman in front, wanting to get out of the haunted house quickly.But in the eyes of Sun Wukong and others, their master who was timid and afraid to step forward suddenly strode forward.

"Female benefactor, how far is it before we can go out?" Tang Seng wiped the sweat from his cheeks and couldn't help asking.

Unexpectedly, the girl just walked forward with her head buried and didn't intend to answer his question. Seeing this, Tang Seng could only raise his voice to ask again.The woman suddenly turned her head. There is no such thing as a young woman. The girl in front of her is clearly a skeleton with a green light. She opened her mouth and made a clicking sound, "Holy Monk, isn't it here?"

Tang Seng was taken aback by what he saw. He fixed his eyes and found that he had come to a mass grave. The corpses on the ground were almost piled up like a mountain, and there was a smell of rotting corpses in the air.The previously motionless corpses seemed to smell the smell of food, and wanted to get up from the ground, everyone squeezed me and squeezed you and no one would let anyone else.

This frightened Tang Seng, he wanted to recite Buddhist scriptures, but he remembered that he was in the house of ghosts and ghosts. He was afraid of accidentally hurting those ghost employees, so he shouted loudly, "Wukong, come and save me as a teacher!"

"Hey, master is so courageous." Zhu Wuneng looked at Tang Seng who was walking forward and couldn't help but praise, "Brother, look, master hasn't called out yet!"

Sun Wukong felt a little strange, everyone had been together for so long, he knew his master's courage.Although nothing particularly scary has happened so far, the light environment and sound effects in front of him can scare the master enough, but he hasn't said a word so far, which is unreasonable.

"master?"

He couldn't help stretching out his hand, but the person in front of him turned out to be just a phantom!He reached out to catch Zhu Wuneng and Drifting, but it turned out to be nothing more than shadows.What a wonderful idea, I am afraid that from the moment they step into this demon house, what they see is no longer the real each other.

"Am I really not going to scare that monkey?" A little monster in tattered clothes was lying on the trap waiting for an opportunity.

"I don't want to go, I want you to go. I was caught twice by the law enforcement team when I first arrived, so I won't go." That monkey is already on the blacklist of Taohua Village Demon Realm, okay?He's just an ordinary wage earner, so he shouldn't cause such trouble.

Having lost all traces of everyone, the terrified Monkey King quickly used his piercing eyes, only to see his master and juniors frightened by ghosts or demons.Well, it seems that this house of ghosts and ghosts is indeed a serious entertainment venue.However, the two little demons who were muttering about him just now were a little itchy, thinking that Sun Wukong, the majestic Monkey King, had never been talked about like that before.

Next, the monsters and goblins ambushing on Monkey King's route were really bad luck for eight lifetimes. They who scare others all the time never thought that they would be frightened sometimes.In order to retaliate, Sun Wukong almost used his 72 transformations to the extreme, so that the little monsters who have never seen the world get new scary inspiration from it.

And Tang Seng, who had been screaming for a long time but didn't wait for his apprentice to come, watched those rotting corpses crawling towards him stiffly, and finally waited for the classic line, "Scream, even if your throat is broken, it won't hurt." Someone is here to save you!"

Seeing that those corpses were about to come, Tang Seng rushed straight towards them with the courage he didn't know where he came from, and then, there was no more.He stared blankly at the empty corridor, and said after a long time, "Amitabha."

Everything is false.

Next, he seemed to be on the hook, although he would still be frightened, but instead of running away, he started pulling those little demons and ghosts to explain Buddhist scriptures and principles to them.

If they hadn't been indoctrinated into the idea that customers are relatives to their ancestors, they would have said, "Master, don't read any more!"

Calculated in this way, Zhu Wuneng and Drifting are the two who seriously play this house of monsters and ghosts, if not counting the complaints made by Yan Gui against Zhu Wuneng.

The first ones to come out of the ghost house were neither Monkey King nor Tang Seng, but the little demons and ghosts who were ambushing on the line of Monkey King.

"Wow, it's too scary!"

"That monkey is really a thorn, I will never play with monkeys again!"

"Mother, I'm scared to death!"

Looking at the group of staff who ran out, Lu Qianqian was a little flustered. What did this fight against Buddha do to our staff? !Can she ask for spiritual compensation? !

"Little Peach Tree Spirit, your employees are not good at training. My old grandson has only exerted [-]% of his strength and they can't stand it!" Sun Wukong walked out from inside triumphantly, "I can't help you for free. Are you training employees?!" The banana tarta that the little elves were discussing just now sounds delicious, and it seems to only cost ten cents?

Hearing the string song, Lu Qianqian swallowed a mouthful of old blood abruptly, and said with a smile on his face, "How can the Great Sage be busy, a little thought, I hope the Great Sage will not dislike it." ” She said as she took out a piece of silver from her purse with pain and handed it over.

Sun Wukong, who originally only wanted ten cents, put the money in his arms with bright eyes, "Know the fun! My old grandson has something to do, so let's go first, and I will leave it to you when my master and the others come out!" After finishing speaking, he disappeared in a somersault.

Finally sent the evil star away, Lu Qianqian didn't care about disciplining his staff, so he continued to watch Monk Stone at the door.In view of the good promotion of fishing law enforcement and the active cooperation of Monkey King's violent image, she is not at all worried that Tang Seng will be masturbated by monsters within her sphere of influence.The little demons who followed her in the early years knew that she was able to secure her position as the king of Hutou Mountain not by convincing others with virtue.

"Holy Monk, the exit is just ahead. Be careful where you step." The spider spirit, who was forced to listen to the Dharma for more than ten minutes, sent Tang Seng out devoutly. The monk should step aside, and don't provoke the monk as a species if you provoke anyone.

"Donor Weaver, please stay for a while. We had a very pleasant conversation with Donor Weaver today. I didn't expect Donor Weaver to have such a thorough understanding of Buddhism..." After walking down the haunted house, Tang Seng was very satisfied with his performance.It's just because of the work of the benefactors, the time of sex is not long every time, it would be nice if the time left for him to sex is longer.

Seeing that Tang Seng was going to chatter again and again, the spider spirit hurriedly stopped him, "The holy monk is too famous, Zhizhi is here to wish the holy monk all the best in his journey to learn scriptures."

"Thank you, Donor Weaver." Looking at the back of the spider spirit leaving in a hurry, Tang Seng couldn't help sighing, he really thought he was a good employee who loved his job and worked hard.

"Holy Monk, how do you feel?" Seeing Tang Seng finally came out, Lu Qianqian rushed to meet him.Judging by his mental state, it shouldn't be a big problem.

"master!"

"master!"

Zhu Wuneng and Drifting also stepped forward with concern, they were all terrified in that ghost house, master, don't be scared out of your wits.

"Benefactor Lu, it's really a clever idea." Different from the weak reaction that everyone imagined, Tang Seng looked at Lu Qianqian with admiration, "Although this place is called 'House of Demons and Ghosts', the settings inside contain Buddhist principles everywhere... ..."

Lu Qianqian: Question mark face. gif are you talking about the haunted house that takes pleasure in scaring people?

Zhu Wuneng: Are all my Buddhist scriptures for nothing?

Sand Monk: Master is worthy of being a master, even playing a game can comprehend Buddhist principles from it.

Finally, when Lu Qianqian secretly yawned for the nth time, Tang Seng stopped and said, "Thank you for the enlightenment, benefactor Lu, and please accept the little monk's obeisance."

What made this happen, seeing Tang Seng was about to bow down, Lu Qianqian knelt down as soon as his legs softened, "To tell you the truth, I have been studying Buddhism in private all these years, and now listening to the monk's words is better than reading for ten years." book, and ask the holy monk to accept my worship!"

When Sun Wukong came back with a few tatas of different flavors, he suddenly found that he had an extra uncle? !