Indecisive Survival Guide

"He! He! Why is he here?!" Lu Qianqian felt that her soul was going to be scared away. Who was that wearing the eye-catching fluorescent green vest? !

"My lord, he just violated the management regulations of the amusement park. According to the regulations, he needs to catch three people or demons who violate the regulations." The captain of the law enforcement team said proudly.

Seeing her team leader begging for praise, Lu Qianqian wished she could chop him up and turn him into fertilizer. She clenched her back molars tightly and said, "Where are the other three people with him!"

"My lord, it's amazing. Why are there three other people after you? They should be playing somewhere in the amusement park." The captain of the law enforcement team said indifferently, "My lord, the monsters outside are really not good at aesthetics. This metamorphosis still retains some of the characteristics of the original. You can tell it is a monster at a glance. You can see that he can't even hide his monkey tail. The other one looks like a pig demon, with its pig nose and pig ears. …”

Listening to her subordinates complaining about life and death, Lu Qianqian only felt her head buzzing. Although she had lived for hundreds of years, she really didn't dislike her longevity at all.

Facing the Monkey King who was carefully observing the people (crowds) around him, Lu Qianqian decided to find the talkative Tang Seng first, and try to send them away with good food and drink, and continue to be a peach tree spirit who has nothing to do with the world and only wants to make peaches.

Lu Qian never expected that Tang Seng, whom he had searched almost half of the amusement park for, would line up with a group of dolls at the horn carving jumping machine.Seeing Tang Seng's high spirits, the considerate Lu Qianqian decided that she would wait for him to finish playing and talk to him.

"Holy Monk." Lu Qianqian shouted to Tang Monk very respectfully.

Tang Seng, who had just gotten off the jumping machine, froze immediately. The way he was drooling when he yelled just now should not have been noticed, "Female benefactor."

"Hey, have you heard? The monk in cassock inside is the Tang monk who is said to be able to make people live forever by eating a bite of meat."

"What is immortality? Your Majesty has already refuted the rumors. They are obviously fishing for law enforcement."

"Fishing law enforcement?"

"It is to release the bait that can make people live forever, and then attract those monsters who have no discernment ability to take the bait, and then kill them to accumulate merit so that they can become immortals."

"Oh! I didn't expect them to be so insidious!"

"That's right, we have to stay away from them in the future. You didn't see that monkey was arrested twice by the law enforcement team. It is undoubtedly a violent maniac."

Sensing Sun Wukong's gaze, Lu Qianqian was a little restless.From time to time, those restless subordinates thought that the voices of their whispered discussions could not be heard by everyone. The set of rhetoric made up to prevent the subordinates from following suit and making troubles and giving away their heads, now let her die on the spot.

"I don't know that the holy monk has come from afar, and some are far away to welcome, some are far away to welcome." Lu Qianqian greeted Tang Seng with a flattering smile, "I don't know if the holy monk plans to rest here for a few days? Let me arrange the time, as soon as possible." By the grace of the Lord."

Tang Seng smiled and saluted Lu Qianqian, "Benefactor Lu, you are welcome. We plan to leave after the opening day of the amusement park is over." She was a goblin, and he would have thought she was an ordinary human being.

Amusement park open day is over? !I don't know if it's too late for her to announce that the open day will end today?

"Holy monk, this is the introduction of our amusement park. It has the gameplay of each item. See which one you are interested in. I can arrange it first. The one that doesn't need to line up." Lu Qianqian graciously gave each of the four of them Man sent out a brochure.

"Hey, why are you so embarrassed?" Although Zhu Wuneng said something embarrassing, he couldn't wait to open the booklet in his hand and read it carefully, "Hey, master, this looks good."

"Second Senior Brother, take a look at this 'demon and ghost' house, it seems to be very nice."

Looking at the three people who were discussing the contents of the booklet together, Monkey King gritted his teeth helplessly, "Xiao Taozi, why do you think you look familiar?"

Lu Qianqian, who was full of smiles, suddenly felt his whole body tense after hearing Sun Wukong's words, and an indescribable fear and aggrievedness spread from the depths of his soul, "The Great Sage just joked, I'm just a little The Peach Tree Spirit has been living peacefully in Hutou Mountain. How can someone like the Great Sage find me familiar?"

"No, not only do you look familiar to me now, but even your smell is familiar." Sun Wukong shook his head vigorously, his memory cannot be wrong.

"Oh, senior brother, the way you strike up a conversation with girls is too old-fashioned. Also, we are all Buddhists. If you want to say that all things are empty, you should stop pestering other girls." Never seen Monkey King Zhu Wu, who had pestered a female fairy so much before, made fun of him, and after he finished speaking, he even winked at Lu Qianqian.

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Wuneng's cheap look and couldn't help raising his arms high. What does he know as an idiot? He had so many enemies in his early years, what if this is someone who came here to seek revenge.

After changing Tang Seng, his master and his disciples to a more advanced family suite, Lu Qianqian hurriedly took out his work badge to check the origin of the original body.Since she became a full-time employee, the functions on her badge have increased.Lu Qianqian clicked on the original owner's life and searched hard, and finally found the intersection between the original owner and Monkey King when the original owner was still an immature peach.

In other words, when the original owner was a young peach living carefree in the Peach Garden, a monkey broke the tranquility of the garden.He jumped happily between the trees, picking the peaches on the tree at will.And the original owner was the peach that was unlucky enough to be picked, and then was bitten and discarded because it was not tasty.

Since then, the original owner who fell into the mortal world has a new wish, which is to bear the most delicious peaches in the world.

After finding out the relationship between the original owner and Monkey King, Lu Qianqian couldn't help but spat hard.What kind of monkey is it? It’s fine to go to the Peach Garden to eat it secretly, and it will hurt Xiao Taozi’s young heart.

Don't fight for steamed buns, she insists on producing the most delicious peaches in the world.Thinking like this, for the first time, Lu Qianqian inserted her roots into the fertilizer specially prepared according to her physique.

"Benefactor Lu, you look good today. Did you secretly use some skin care products?" Zhu Wuneng looked at the radiant Lu Qianqian with envy. A well-behaved handsome man, after going through the trials and tribulations along the way, his skin is not as good as before.

Lu Qianqian smiled embarrassingly, it wasn't that she wanted to hide something, it was because this method of absorbing fertilizer overnight was not suitable for him.Looking at the expectant Zhu Wuneng, she quickly changed the subject, "I don't know if you have already figured out where to go today?"

"Benefactor Lu, we plan to go to the 'Ghost House' first." Tang Seng felt a little embarrassed when he thought of the reason for choosing this one first.This house of demons and goblins is the result of the discussion of the three apprentices. The intention is to help him practice his courage? !

Lu Qianqian frowned when she heard that Tang Seng and others were going to the ghost house.It's not that there's anything difficult to do, it's just that...

"Is there any embarrassment?" Tang Seng asked with concern.

"That's not true, it's just that there is a rule in the ghost house that prohibits beating the staff." When Lu Qianqian said this, her eyes wandered uncontrollably to Monkey King. Anyone with eyes knows what she means. .

"Don't worry about this, benefactor Lu, I will definitely restrain my apprentice well and not cause trouble to the staff." Tang Seng smiled and assured Monkey King.

"In that case, then I will take the holy monk there."

Lu Qianqian took Tang Seng and others to the house of demons and ghosts. Along the way, she asked Tang Seng for Buddhist scriptures from time to time, and Tang Seng would also ask her how to achieve harmonious coexistence between humans and demons. Cultural people had a good chat in front.

"Idiot, do you feel that little peach tree spirit's attitude towards me has changed?" Sun Wukong looked at Lu Qianqian's back with a sullen expression on his face. He was very respectful and fearful towards him the night before, why did he just pass? Overnight, it turned into ignorance with a bit of sarcasm.Could it be that he really had a grudge against her?

Zhu Wuneng, who was holding a piece of roasted corn and eating Zhenghuan, said with a look of disgust, "How can there be any change? Senior brother, stop thinking about it, the benefactor Lu is such a demon."

Monkey King scratched his head, did he really think too much? !

As the distance from the demon and ghost house got closer and closer, the screams of panic came and went.Lu Qianqian could clearly feel that Tang Seng who was walking beside her became nervous, "Holy Monk, don't be nervous, our staff are very professional and will never cause physical harm to tourists."

"Your Majesty, you are here." A ghost in a prison uniform rushed forward to greet Lu Qianqian when he saw Lu Qianqian approaching.

Seeing this, Lu Qianqian lowered her head, "Guard Li, you arrange a VIP passage, and say hello to your subordinates by the way, and ask them to greet our distinguished guests properly."

"Your Majesty, don't worry, I'll take care of it properly." Guanshi Li was very excited when he received this kind of instruction for the first time, and he wanted to go back immediately to say hello to his younger brothers.

"Holy Monk, let's go." Lu Qianqian rushed over to greet Tang Monk after giving the order, but found that his face was pale, and there was even sweat on his forehead, "Holy Monk, what's wrong with you?!"

"Lu, benefactor Lu, why did that benefactor hold his head just now?"

"Uh, he's actually a ghost with a severed head."