Indecisive Survival Guide

"Everyone, give way, the law enforcement team is here!" The person who was the fastest to report came over with the law enforcement team.

In order to ensure the safety of Taohua Village, Lu Qianqian specially set up a law enforcement team.The place where the Law Enforcement Team was established was originally the name of the policeman, but after countless explanations, she still chose the name of the Law Enforcement Team.The members of the law enforcement team were paired with one man and one demon when they were patrolling, so naturally the ones who came now were also one man and one demon.

"Ji Guanshi, what's wrong with you?" Hu Li, the fox demon who took office in the law enforcement team, took a deep breath when he saw Ji Mo shivering back to his original form. Too fat and tender to lure foxes.

"Captain Hu, it's this newcomer who doesn't understand the rules and hurt Ji Guanshi."

"That's right, it's the monkey who hasn't transformed yet." Everyone condemned Tang Seng and the others in one voice.

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding." Tang Seng, who had never seen such a posture, hastily explained to the crowd, but his voice was too small to suppress the angry villagers.

"Fathers and folks, please be quiet first, let me find out about the situation with the person involved and make a record." Faced with this situation, Hu Li skillfully took out the loudspeaker from behind.

In the law enforcement brigade, Monkey King sat on the interrogation bench and looked curiously at the single room in front of him. Although he could break the furnishings here with a single stick, it has to be said that it can still cause a certain amount of pressure on his heart.

"Name, how many years have you practiced, where did you come from, what did you do in Peach Blossom Village, and why did you hurt the demon!" Hu Li took a thick notebook and sat in front of Monkey King, and said with a serious face.

Sun Wukong, who was asked this question for the first time, felt very novel, "I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. I have practiced for an unknown number of years. I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to accompany my master to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. I passed by Taohua Village and wanted to stay overnight. .”

"Why do you want to hurt the demon?!" Hu Li carefully recorded stroke by stroke, but the origin sounds a bit familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

"Captain Hu, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." Sun Wukong grinned, and now he is more and more interested in this village.

Because Ji Mo explained that he was just frightened and not injured, the law enforcement team only gave Sun Wukong a warning, and arranged for the four of them to stay in the guest house after they finished registering.

"Hey, master, this place is really nice. It's not a Datong shop. There is a separate washroom here. Finally, I can take a good bath." Zhu Wuneng put down the luggage in his hand and turned around excitedly. This accommodation condition can be said to be the best except for the one in the palace.

Tang Seng was also very satisfied with the environment in the house, "It's really hard to find such a good place. Although there was an oolong when I entered the village this time, the result is good."

"Hmph, this oolong was caused by someone, and I felt a little embarrassed when I registered." Zhu Wuneng said while sitting cross-legged on the bed and gave Monkey King a look, "If it wasn't for him, maybe we You can also eat a richer vegetarian meal. Master, didn't you hear the steward say that we came too late and there is not much food left?"

The more Zhu Wuneng talked, the more aggrieved he was, he only ate the bottom of the very delicious mushroom and rapeseed dish.

"Hey! You idiot only knows how to eat." Hearing Zhu Wuneng's words, Monkey King was furious.

"Brother, you seem to have taken over all the remaining peaches in the canteen." Zhu Wuneng hummed unconvinced, and said that he only knew how to eat such a delicious peach, and he only ate one. .

Seeing that the quarrel was about to end again, Tang Seng had no choice but to interrupt, "Okay, stop arguing, and get some rest. We have to go early tomorrow."

While the two were arguing, Drifting had already filled the tub with water, soaked it comfortably and let out a contented sigh.This place is really good, there is hot water supplied day and night, and he will press one for his hometown in Liushahe after reading the scriptures.

"Grandpa, hurry up, the boa constrictor roller coaster has already started to check tickets, if you are late, you will have to wait for half an hour." A six or seven-year-old child anxiously tugged at his grandfather who was still holding half a pancake.

"Run slowly, run slowly, who stayed up late. Lai Guaibao, eat half of this pancake. If we can't play the python roller coaster, we can play the centipede crawler first." Grandpa took half a piece of pancake and carefully flattered him.

Such a scene happened to almost every household in Taohua Village, all because today is the January opening day of Taohua Village Amusement Park.In order to support a large group of monsters who either came to defect or were forced to defect after they were subdued with provocative ideas, Lu Qianqian racked his brains and finally came up with a way to make money in this Peach Blossom Village Amusement Park.

Not to mention, this idea is not bad, and many people and monsters from other villages come here admiringly.And this Peach Blossom Village Amusement Park, in addition to the original rabbit monsters, cat monsters and other furries who sacrificed their hues for humans to masturbate, it has also gradually developed into today's water, land and air amphibious amusement park.

"Hey! Such a strong evil spirit!" Sun Wukong suddenly opened his eyes, and the whole village was extremely strong with evil spirit.If he hadn't confirmed that there were indeed people here last night, he might have thought that he had fallen into a demon's den.

Drifting, who was brushing his teeth, looked at Sun Wukong who suddenly sat up with foam in his mouth and said, "Brother, don't be nervous. This is the opening day of the amusement park once a month in Peach Blossom Village. The master said that he feels that he has a predestined relationship with Peach Blossom Village." , plan to stay for a few more days, at least wait until the opening day of the amusement park is over before leaving."

"Amusement park opening day?" The longer he stayed in this village, the more Sun Wukong felt like a bumpkin from the countryside, why he couldn't understand many terms at all.

After rinsing off the foam in his mouth, Drifting scratched his head impatiently, "I can't explain it clearly either, senior brother, you will find out after you have a look."

"what!!!"

"Mom, I want a mother!"

"Wow!"

"Woooo! Dad!"

"help!"

A group of children sat on the back of a boa constrictor and flew across the roof at an extremely fast speed. Except for a very few children who were extremely excited, most of the children were crying for their parents, as if they were about to die.Sun Wukong saw that he was stepping on somersault cloud and chased after him, "Hey! Where did the monster come from, to snatch children in broad daylight!"

She Mang, who was slippery and excited, watched the sudden appearance of Monkey King and made an emergency brake, and the child sitting on the special seat fell forward uncontrollably.Fortunately, all the seats are made of thick upholstery, otherwise they would have been bumped into a black nose and a swollen face all of a sudden.

Before She Mang could react, Hu Li, who was in charge of maintaining order, hurried over when he saw this scene, "Why is it you again!"

When Tang Seng, Zhu Wuneng, and Sha Seng were enjoying their visit, Monkey King, who broke the rules of Taohua Village several times, was forced to wear the temporary clothes of the law enforcement team after he memorized the regulations of the amusement park.

"When you catch three violators or monsters, your punishment will be over." Hu Li patted Monkey King on the shoulder encouragingly. The Peach Blossom Village Amusement Park has been in operation for more than 70 years. The monsters in the mountain are all familiar with the regulations of the amusement park, and they are afraid that they will be included in the forbidden list if they are not careful.It may be difficult for this little brother to catch three violators.

Sun Wukong, who knew nothing about his current situation, looked at the bustling crowd of people (demons) with a serious face. He never dreamed that his piercing eyes, which he had cultivated after staying in the alchemy furnace of the Supreme Lord for 49 days, turned out to be will be used here.

"Master, look there is a group of tigers there, those cubs are so cute." Zhu Wuneng, who had been by Tang Seng's side all the time, looked intoxicated.

I saw a group of well-haired tigers standing or lying on a grass field surrounded by wooden fences, and a group of children excitedly circled around the adult big tiger, reaching out to touch the thick hair from time to time .Facing some children who wanted to climb on them, they would bend down in cooperation.On the other hand, the older woman hugged the newborn tiger cub lovingly, her hands busy touching the cub's whole body.

Just when Tang Seng wondered why these tigers would let humans be so laissez-faire, he suddenly found a sign standing in front of the wooden fence "Lucky Tigers Opening Big Bonus, Ten Wen Enjoy 10 Minutes"!

A tiger that had been lying on the edge of the wooden fence suddenly stood up and roared.I saw that everyone who was having fun suddenly became disappointed. It turned out that the time for 10 minutes was up.

Looking at the big tiger lying at the gate of the wooden fence and starting to charge, Zhu Wuneng looked at Tang Seng expectantly.Sensing his expectant sight, Tang Seng silently turned his face away. He has no money.

Suddenly, a white dragon horse that silently followed them spit out ten cents from its mouth into the arms of the charging tiger.Looking at the stunned Zhu Wuneng, Bai Longma arched his nose at him, hurry up!

"Bai Longma, you are so kind." After he realized it, he left a word and ran straight towards the little tiger he had liked for a long time.

Tang Seng looked at the white dragon horse suspiciously, "Why do you have ten coins?"

In order to explain how he earned the ten Wen, Bai Longma immediately lay down in front of the wooden fence.A little boy who had long coveted the white dragon horse hurriedly climbed onto his back, and the white dragon horse swayed back and forth in cooperation.After a while, the little boy left ten coins and left contentedly.

Taking the ten pennies earned by the white dragon horse, Tang Seng bought him his favorite pine nut candy.

"My lord, the number of people entering the park this time has increased by [-]% compared to last time. Many people and demons have reported that the amusement park needs to be expanded, and they don't even have a place to set up their stalls now."

"My lord, more than half of the villagers suggested increasing the number of rides on the boa constrictor roller coaster, and She Mang said that his aunt's second uncle's aunt's grandson is in good shape and wants to come to Hutou Mountain to make a living."

"Your Majesty..."

"Your Majesty..."

Listening to the chattering reports beside her, Lu Qianqian felt that she was about to drop a lot of leaves again. As expected, she would become bald no matter what she became under the pressure.