Indecisive Survival Guide

"Master, what did you say?!" Sun Wukong looked at Lu Qianqian who was sitting on the chair in disbelief. He just went to eat some snacks. Why did he even have his uncle when he came back? !

"Wukong, come and meet your uncle." Tang Seng said again, afraid that Monkey King might not have heard clearly.

Lu Qianqian who was sitting on the chair was a little restless, but after seeing Monkey King's surprised expression, she was a little bit secretly happy, and asked Monkey King to call her uncle, this bullshit can last a lifetime, okay? !

"Master?!"

"Hey! Be good!"

Although she was a coward in her heart, it did not prevent her from getting the speed she deserved.However, she regretted it just after agreeing, and looked at Monkey King as if he was going to eat people, and quickly found an excuse to escape.

"Brother Tang, you go shopping first, if you come across something you want to play and buy, just report my name. Today is a very happy day. As a senior uncle, I have to prepare a meeting ceremony for the three nephews." Voice As soon as it fell, she ran away and disappeared.

Looking at Lu Qianqian's fast running back, Sun Wukong couldn't help baring his teeth, "Idiot, what's going on with this uncle?!"

"Well, actually I don't know very well. First, the master wanted to worship Lu benefactor, and then Lu benefactor directly knelt down to salute the master, and then the two of them had a good meal citing scriptures. After that, we have a little uncle." While answering Sun Wukong's question, Wu Neng secretly stretched out his hand to the snack he had long coveted, "Brother, what is this? There are bananas, apples, and strawberries on it, so pretty!"

"Hey, don't touch it! I paid money to buy it." Inexplicably, there was an extra junior uncle, which made Monkey King lose his desire to share in an instant.Suddenly his eyeballs rolled, and he thought of a brilliant idea, he wanted to let her know that the cheapness of his Monkey King is not so easy to earn. "Idiot, didn't we just say that our freshly baked little uncle said that you can just report her name if you want to play or buy anything! Let's go shopping!"

"Wukong." Tang Seng felt a little helpless looking at the excited apprentices, he quickly followed up to prevent them from going too far.

Tang Seng was too worried about this point. Lu Qianqian has been operating here for many years, and her wealth is not something that Monkey King and the others can casually empty out.

The amusement park has a history of several decades in Taohua Village. After years of continuous development, the facilities in all aspects have been very complete, and they are no worse than amusement parks in modern society.According to the different items of play, it is roughly divided into folk performance area, animal viewing area, extreme sports area, and food paradise area.

Adhering to the principle of not taking advantage of what is cheap, Monkey King almost took out the posture of being a demon in the Pantao Garden. Under his leadership, several people experienced all the play items, and finally they were still in the food area. Here, he perfectly performed what is called holding the wall in and holding the wall out.

Although the four of them are practitioners and cannot eat meat, the vegetarian food inside is delicious, such as fried stinky tofu, crispy potato tarts, glazed sweet potatoes, vegetarian pot, fruit tea and so on.

"It can't be done, it can't be done, my old pig can't eat anymore." Zhu Wuneng held his stomach and sat on a bench specially set up for tourists to rest outside, breathing carefully, for fear that his movements would be too big to be inappropriate. Be careful pulling your stomach, which will cause a series of physiological reactions.

Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Wuneng very disdainfully, just about to say something sarcastic, but couldn't help but burped, a smell of fermented stinky tofu overflowed from his mouth, and the smell went straight to the top of his skull .He hurriedly covered his mouth with both hands, but it was too late.Tang Seng, who was closest to him, looked ashen, as if he was about to spit it out in a second.Although this stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes delicious, the taste of this stinky tofu is really unacceptable.

"Holy Monk, so you are here." Little Xuanfeng came when the situation was very embarrassing for a while, although he didn't know why his king had gained a senior brother and three nephews after just leaving the door, but his body As His Majesty's confidant, he will definitely work hard to complete the task assigned by His Majesty, "Our Majesty has already set up a banquet in Peach Blossom Garden and we are waiting for a few people."

Hearing that he still wants to eat, even the most steady and introverted Drifting can't help the urge to feel nauseous.

The clever little Xuanfeng didn't know what they had just experienced when he saw their appearance. Many people who came out of this food park for the first time would have this kind of reaction after operating it for so many years. Fortunately, he was prepared, "San Monk, this is the unique peach blossom enzyme in Taohua Village, everyone can relieve the current symptoms after drinking it..."

As soon as he heard that it could relieve symptoms, Zhu Wuneng grabbed a bottle from Xiao Xuanfeng's hand and drank it, "Sweet and sour with a floral fragrance, not to mention..." The words of praise were not spoken After finishing, he clutched his stomach tightly and his expression became extremely painful.

"Hey, what did you little demon do to my second junior brother?!" Sun Wukong shouted sharply upon seeing this.

Xiao Xuanfeng, who didn't want to witness the "crime scene", didn't care to respond to Monkey King's words, so he hurried to the public toilet with Zhu Wuneng.But no matter how fast Little Xuanfeng moved, Zhu Wuneng, who had solved his physical problems from the public toilet, was forced to change his clothes.

"I haven't finished talking just now. Although this enzyme is a good thing, drinking it directly will take effect too quickly, but it will be much better if you drink it with warm water."

With the lessons learned from Zhu Wuneng, the three Tang monks all chose to drink with warm water.But after a quarter of an hour, the slightly swollen belly of the few people returned to their original state.

"Come on, master nephew, this is for you! The second nephew is yours, and the third nephew is yours."

The three big wooden boxes are very precious at first glance, they really deserve to be the king of the mountain, this move is generous, this uncle recognizes it well!Zhu Wuneng, who secretly praised Lu Qianqian in his heart, didn't know that the wooden box was made of branches that fell off from her body.

"Hey hey hey, I'm so sorry, thank you for the trouble." Zhu Wuneng took his own box and couldn't wait to open it. Inside was a lifelike white tiger doll.In order to do this, she specially bought a two-year venue rental fee for the Baihu family.

When Zhu Wu was able to touch the fur, it felt real, and when he thought of being able to indulge in the joy of stroking his hair on the way to learn the scriptures, he was overjoyed, "Thank you, uncle, thank you, uncle!"

Drifting also opened the box in front of him. Inside was a bracelet made of peach pits connected in series, and various paper bags with the words cooking package written on it.This bracelet complements the beads on his neck, but what are these paper bags?

"Uncle, this is?"

"Thinking of your hard work on the journey to learn the scriptures, I have prepared some food for you. These are some soup dishes, which are very convenient to use, just boil them with water." Lu Qianqian explained to the Drifting Monk seriously.

"Thank you, Uncle Master." Drifting thanked very sincerely. Although it is not possible to indulge in enjoyment on the way to learn scriptures, who would not want to live a better life when conditions permit.

Sun Wukong was very disdainful when he saw the reaction of his two juniors. It was really useless to be bribed for such a simple thing.He opened the box in front of him indifferently, and there were bright red and pink peaches inside.

Lu Qianqian looked at Sun Wukong expectantly. In order to avenge the shame and help the original owner get rid of the psychological damage when she was young, when she made these peaches, she used up the nutrients stored in her body. There are absolutely no such delicious peaches, "Master and nephew, taste it quickly and see how it tastes?"

Seeing Lu Qianqian's eagerness, Sun Wukong hesitantly picked up the peach in the box, took a bite, and his eyes lit up instantly.The peaches are delicious and juicy, and they melt in the mouth. Even the flat peaches in Tianting do not have such a good taste.

"This peach is really good. Uncle, do you still have some here? When I leave tomorrow, I will also bring some to my grandson." If you have milk, you are a mother. These peaches are really good.They have already discussed it, they have played all the items they are interested in in the amusement park, and there is a long way to go to learn from it, and there is no further delay, so they decided to leave early tomorrow morning.

"Yes, yes, all of them!" Hearing that her peaches were being praised, Lu Qianqian smiled so much that she couldn't see her eyes. This feeling made her healthier than hearing Monkey King call her uncle.In addition, hearing the news that they were leaving tomorrow made her feel even better.

After having a feast for the host and guests, Lu Qianqian hurried to her geomantic treasure land, where she plunged the thick root system into the fertile soil and transformed it into its original shape.When Sun Wukong and others left early tomorrow morning, besides Tang Seng, there was a sack of peaches on the white dragon horse's back.

"Senior Brother Tang, I hope everything goes well after a long journey." Lu Qianqian suppressed the joy in his heart, and confessed with a worried face.

"Junior Sister Lu, don't worry, you don't have to worry about Wukong and the others." Tang Seng bid farewell and told Lu Qianqian to study the Buddhist scriptures, "I hope that Junior Sister Lu will study the scriptures left for Junior Sister Lu carefully. I will make a copy of the obtained scriptures and give it to you."

Lu Qianqian couldn't help laughing awkwardly thinking of the piles of scriptures in the room, fearing that he was assigning some homework for himself, he hurriedly said, "It's hard work for Brother Tang, it's getting late, brother, let's hurry up .”

After saying goodbye several times, Lu Qianqian returned to Taohuayuan and didn't want to move anymore. When he thought that Tang monk, master and apprentice would come back specially after learning scriptures from the west, he couldn't help feeling sad.

"If the king really doesn't want to part with the holy monks and them, you can go to learn scriptures with them." Xiao Xuanfeng, who considers himself Lu Qianqian's most caring person, kindly suggested that he go to the West to learn scriptures, which sounds very grand!

"Little Xuanfeng, isn't the peach blossom blooming enough this year?!" These words almost popped out from between Lu Qianqian's teeth. He really dared to think about going to the Western Paradise with them to learn Buddhist scriptures!

However, in the end Lu Qianqian still didn't wait for Tang Seng to retrieve the scriptures.