I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Yang Xu vomited so darkly that he couldn't even keep watch at night, so he went directly to rest.Wu You didn't bother to deal with these relatives anymore, and took care of his mother as an excuse to temporarily leave the battle.

The big red Spring Festival couplets were pasted outside, the eldest concubine winked at her son, and then brought out a box of thousand-ringing little red whips, hung them in the yard and let them crackle for a long time.

Yang Xu lay on the bed and scolded in a low voice: "You are a bastard, there is no other way but this method!"

Wu You lay beside his mother and didn't answer, holding the mobile phone and typing.

Yang Xu glanced at her son and sighed, "The water thrown by the married son."

Wu You looked up, smiled and continued typing.

Yang Xu vomited so badly that she went home the next day after visiting the ancestral grave.Wu You was worried about her mother's health, so she drove her to the hospital for emergency treatment.The hospital during the Chinese New Year is also full of people. Those who were injured by firecrackers, those who drank and vomited blood, and those who were full after eating filled the entire hospital hall.

When Dongfang Lin heard that his mother-in-law was ill, he began to fidget, and finally couldn't stand it any longer. Dong's mother scolded him and beat him out.

"With a daughter-in-law, I forget about my mother!! After more than thirty years of raising you, you are such a white-eyed wolf!" Mama Dong spat: "Get out, don't come back and make trouble."

Dong Er Shao chuckled, got into the car and ran away.

As the saying goes, there are people who are easy to handle. Dongfang Lin gave Wu You the green light as soon as he came, and sent the mother-in-law directly for inspection.The two waited outside the door, Wu You was in a hurry, his face was pale, and there were bruises under his eyes.

"Don't worry..." Dongfang Lin put his arms around his wife's shoulders to comfort him: "Mom will be fine, maybe there is something wrong with the food, don't worry."

Wu You nodded, his eyes still fixed on the door of the consulting room.

After a while, Yang Xu came out, holding a diagnostic form in his hand, with a troubled expression on his face.

"Mom!" Wu You quickly walked over to support his mother, grabbed the diagnostic form and looked at it for a long time without understanding: "Alright, are you okay?"

"Go back and talk." Yang Xu took the diagnostic form, strode out, slowed down after a few steps, and started to walk slowly.

Wu You supported his mother's arm like a little eunuch, while Dongfang Lin carried the bag behind and waited for Lafayette to go home.

Sitting in the car, Yang Xu was silent all the way, just staring out the window blankly.Wu You was in a hurry, and didn't know what to say, so he could only hold his mother's hand.His hands and feet were cold, and when he got out of the car, he almost sat on the ground with weak legs.But Yang Xu was so immersed in his own thoughts that he didn't notice his son's state at all.

Until she entered the house and sat on the sofa, she let out a breath slowly.

"Mom, you, what's the matter with you..." Wu You's voice was full of tears, and tears fell down as soon as he spoke.

Yang Xu was startled: "Why are you crying? I'm fine!"

"Woooo, what's the matter with you? What's wrong with you? Mom, don't scare me, woooo..." Wu You hugged his mother's waist, crying so hard.

"Get up!" Yang Xu dragged his son up in disgust, "Stop crying, I don't even know what to say when you cry like this!"

"Mom..." Wu You twitched, took the tissue handed by Dongfang Lin, wiped his tears and blew his nose: "You, tell me, what is it, what is the disease."

"You're the one who is sick." Yang Xu rolled his eyes, bit his lower lip, and suddenly laughed. After laughing for a while, he lowered his face and sighed. The various expressions made Wu You and Dong Er Shao look at each other, wondering what to say.

"Actually..." Yang Xu opened his mouth, and his fingers were entangled unconsciously: "Then what... well, don't you all pour me a cup of hot water?"

Wu You's heart thumped when it was mentioned in his throat, and he waited for such a sentence for a long time, and he was a little dumbfounded.As soon as he was about to get up to pour water, Dong Er Shao pressed his shoulders: "I'll go, I'll go, you stay here to take care of Mom."

After brushing the cup and pouring water, he respectfully sent it to the mother-in-law. Dongfang Lin sat on the armrest of the sofa beside Wu You, waiting for the follow-up from the mother-in-law.

"Actually, I..." A blush appeared on Yang Xu's face. Although she was over 50 years old, she didn't look old at all. Now she is more delicate and beautiful: "I mean, if, um... what, Yoyo, do you wish to have a younger brother or sister?"

Wu You was stunned: "Ah? What, what do you mean?"

Dongfang Lin was enlightened in an instant, but felt incredible: "Mom, you, are you pregnant?" Damn, who is so powerful!To let the mother-in-law's 50-year-old tree still bloom, he almost wants to worship, okay?

Wu You petrified.

Looking at his son's expression, Yang Xu felt a little uneasy: "Uh, it's only been two months, and I don't know what's going on... Well, why don't you just hit me, Yoyo, don't take it to heart..."

Wu You managed to close his mouth, and squeezed out a sentence for a long time: "Hit, what?"

Dongfang Lin sighed, winked at his mother-in-law, and then held Wu You's hand in his own: "Xiaoyou, mom is pregnant, and you are about to have a younger brother or younger sister, aren't you happy?"

Wu You's expression was numb, and it took a while to realize after hearing this sentence: "It's just pregnant, pregnant? No, not sick?"

"Yeah, I'm not sick." Dongfang Lin comforted softly, "You'll be an older brother from now on."

Wu You suddenly let out a breath: "Scared, scared me to death, I'm scared, I thought my mother had a very, very serious illness. It turns out that no, no..." He chuckled: "I'm pregnant... "

Dongfang Lin looked at his expression and suspected that he didn't understand the meaning of his words: "Yes, you are pregnant, and you are going to be an older brother."

"Oh..." Wu You nodded, wiped away the remaining tears on his face, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "What, what?? Pregnant?" He looked at his mother in surprise: "Mom Are you, you, pregnant, pregnant??"

Yang Xu secretly lit the wax for her son's reflex arc, and nodded cautiously: "Yes, the doctor said, it's been more than two months..." She pursed her lips, took a sip of hot water to calm down: "Say I'm in good health, if you give birth, you need to take care of it, if you don't give birth...it's fine to fight in the past few days, I just want to know, do you want younger brothers and sisters..."

In Yang Xu's heart, the son is bigger than the sky, and the boyfriend is put aside first. As long as the son disagrees, her boyfriend will not even have the chance to know that the child is coming.

"Why, why did you fight!" Wu You's expression changed from shock to surprise: "Great, great! I'm very, very happy to have younger brothers and sisters!"

Yang Xu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Knowing that his mother was pregnant, Wu You became excited.He began to think about the various diapers on sale at the supermarket, asked Dong Er Shao where he could buy better imported milk powder, and then planned to buy clothes and cradles for his future younger siblings to buy a lot of fun toys.

Yang Xu didn't expect her son to be over-stimulated and turned into a chatterbox, stammering and chanting over and over again, which gave her a headache, and then hurriedly hid in the room under the pretext of taking a rest, leaving Donger Shao to accompany her son and follow the silly Xi Xi nodded in agreement.

Stupid!

Ms. Yang covered herself with a quilt, covered her face and laughed.

Wu You was excited until the evening before gradually calming down, and then thought of another question: "I, I don't know yet, who is my mother's boyfriend, boyfriend."

Dongfang Lin raised his forehead and completely convinced the mother and son.

Yang Xu also felt that it was time for the two of them to meet formally, around the fourth day of the junior high.The moment the other party found out that she was pregnant, she was almost speechless. When Yang Xu felt a little depressed, she was startled by the other party's exclamation. If he hadn't been stopped, he probably wished he could drive over that night. Look at your wife and children.

Can you be unhappy?Originally, I thought that it was very likely that I would masturbate alone in my life, but who knew that I also had a wife and a child. This is a surprise for an old man who has been single for forty years!

It's a New Year's gift from God! !

Early in the morning on the fourth day of the lunar new year, Wu You got up and rushed into the kitchen, planning to make a big table of delicious food to welcome his future stepfather.Overexcited, he didn't notice Dong Ershao's subtle expressions and actions, and he was immersed in the happy mood that he was going to be an older brother.

Young Master Dong recalled the call his mother made to him yesterday, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Mama Dong originally planned to go back to her natal home in the second year of junior high school, but was delayed due to some things, so she did not go back until the third year of junior high school.As soon as I went back, I saw my youngest brother jumping up and down at home, dancing and gesticulating with his parents.After asking the audience, I found out that my brother's girlfriend was pregnant.

Her younger brother is relatively dull and likes to deal with the land, so he has been unable to find a suitable girlfriend, and he dragged it until he was in his 40s and almost [-].Later, I heard that he got married with a divorced woman who grows vegetables. Mama Dong didn't take it seriously. After all, there are so many people in the family. Lose.

But now it seems that not only the two have been together for so long, but the other party is also pregnant, which proves that the woman is not bad, and the family agrees.But when she learned that the other party was several years older than her younger brother, Mama Dong's expression became a little subtle.

What are you kidding? ? More than 50 are pregnant? ?Even if the old tree is blooming, it can't be so mocking! !

What on earth are you eating every day, brother, that actually made your girlfriend in her 50s pregnant! ! !

She is definitely going to meet this amazing woman! !

The more Dong's mother thought about it, the more excited she became, and finally she couldn't help calling her son, and confided all the things here. When she heard that my uncle's girlfriend was over 50 and had a child, Dong Er Shao couldn't calm down. up...

He didn't know why, but he had a weird feeling...