I, I, I am not a snake spirit

The phone rang for a long time before someone picked it up. The noisy background sound gradually disappeared, and the long-missed voice of Dong Er Shao finally sounded.

"Hey……"

"Does my wife miss me?" Dongfang Lin finally knows what it means to not see each other every day. In the past, he was so busy on business trips that he didn't have time to feel this lonely and desolate feeling. Now, on the night of the big reunion, everyone around him takes care of his family. Yes, he was alone, looking extremely bleak.

A gentle laugh came from the airwaves, and Donger Shao felt itchy in his heart with a gentle "um": "I miss you very much too, you don't know that they all bullied me, saying I was incapable so I couldn't bring you back for the New Year's Eve , my heart is broken, you know?"

Wu You wrapped his clothes tightly and stood in the side room. This place is basically used for storage, so there is no heating, and it looks cold and cold: "I, I will go back when I am five years old."

"If only I could understand animals..." Dongfang Lin said with grievance in his voice, "I can make those cats, dogs, and mice stare at you 24 hours a day and tell me your every move. I will know right away whether I was bullied or being bullied, and I will send it to care immediately, Emma, ​​I feel so excited just thinking about it."

Wu You chuckled: "No, it's too far away."

"What is too far?" Dongfang Lin didn't understand.

"It's too far away, no, there's no way to know the time first." Someone outside called him, Wu You turned his head and agreed, and then said to the phone: "I'm busy, I'm busy, you play by yourself. "After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and followed the voice.

"Hello, wife, hello!" Dongfang Lin listened to the busy tone in annoyance, and his heart was hard to describe in words.

As soon as he turned his head, he was startled by the faces in the crack of the door: "Fuck, what are you trying to do!"

"Honey, do you miss my family?" Cousin A hugged the arm of the big brother, whimpering.

"My wife misses you so much~" The big hall brother looked affectionately at his cousin A regardless of his age in his 40s.

Dongfang Lin looked around with a stern face, then picked up a big pillow and threw it over: "Is it disgusting, you guys? Is it disgusting!"

A group of young men who got married and started a business ran away in a hurry: "Yo yo, I'm getting angry from embarrassment!"

"I'm not satisfied with my desire!"

"Life is bleak!"

"Poor!"

"You guys are enough!!!" Dongfang Lin went crazy!

"Can you still have a good Chinese New Year!!"

Compared with the harmony and joy here, Wu You's side is a bit difficult.

The dilapidated dormitory that was looked down upon back then has now been replaced by a big house, which has become an indelible pain in the hearts of several uncles and aunts. The arrogance that used to take advantage has turned into jealousy and envy. Even the words have a sour taste, which makes Wu You special uncomfortable.

"Hey, the people in this city are different. The big guys are all chatting together, but Xiaoyou, you ran out to play." It's all uncomfortable.

"Answer the phone." Wu You sat next to his mother, watching TV peeling peanuts and eating them, pretending not to hear the cynicism towards the elder sister-in-law.

The rural areas in the north are very cold. Because there are old people in the family, the kang that took up more than half of the room was not demolished. Now that there is a fire outside, the big east room is warm.

The sisters and sisters-in-law and younger siblings are outside preparing meals for the next day, while the men and elders are all huddled in the room watching TV and chatting.The various evening shows on TV cannot become the focus of chatting. Generally, at such times, gossip is more important than anything else.

"Is Xiaoyou 28 in the Chinese New Year?" The eldest concubine was holding a candy box, which was filled with fried chestnuts.She picks and chooses and eats by herself, and peels two for her grandson to eat and play with, "It's time to talk to each other, do you want my sister-in-law to introduce you to some beautiful girls?"

"Mom..." The eldest cousin quickly glanced at his aunt Yang Xu, "Cousin is from the city, how can he find a partner in the countryside, don't worry about it, aunt is not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry for?"

The two elders of the Yang family sat on the kang and leaned against the quilt. They looked like they were watching TV, but they were actually paying attention to other people's chats. Hearing what the eldest grandson said, Mr. Yang coughed: "You can't say that. Gao, girls in the city are all high-sighted now, why don't you find someone from the town who can work and love people." As he spoke, he kept looking at his eldest girl, hoping that his daughter would give him a firm letter.

Yang Xu patted off the melon seeds that fell on her body, and looked at her father: "Dad, you still can't finish worrying about the younger generation? I don't have to worry about whether he wants to find it or not. You should stop meddling."

Mr. Yang disagreed with his daughter's statement: "That's okay, men have to carry on the family line, how can we not be in a hurry."

Yang Xu laughed: "Dad, what are you talking about? Who will Yoyo inherit the family? The old Yang family? Or the old Wu family? Oh, I want to change his surname to Yang."

When the second concubine heard this, she quickly poked at her sister-in-law and winked.

The eldest concubine finally put down the candy box: "Oh, this is going too far. Dad, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and Xiaoyou can't help but fall in love with a girl who is pleasing to the eye one day. Besides, in a big city 28 It’s not too big, many of them got married in their 30s, it’s incomparable with our small place.”

Mr. Yang groaned twice, and continued watching TV.

Can Yang Xu not understand the meaning of this?She just pretended not to understand, and peeled off a piece of halva on the table, gnawing bit by bit.

The topic of the sisters-in-law turned to other people. They first praised their own grandchildren, and then buried other people’s sons and daughters-in-law. In a small house, only a few old women croaked and croaked. Still noisy.

At this time, Wu You began to realize the benefits of Dongfang Lin. Although he could not have a son, he was not noisy!Not only is he not noisy, but he also speaks with reason, his voice is low, especially he is very good at reading his face, and he chooses what he likes to hear, which is much more reliable than this group of people.

People who originally thought that they would only miss that guy for a few days now began to miss him crazily.

His uncles gathered together, peeling peanuts and drinking wine, talking about the current situation in the country, arguing a few words from time to time, blushing and thick neck.The posture seemed as if putting him in that leadership position would immediately improve the current state of the country.

Both groups of people talked very enthusiastically, and Wu You's elder brothers also talked here and there, but they didn't talk to Wu You very much.

There is no way, they have been at odds since they were young, especially when they laughed at their cousin in public for being a stammer, and scratched his cousin when he was in a hurry.

The meatballs started to be fried in the outer room, and the aroma of meaty oil wafted in, causing several people to start sniffling.

The rural area eats early, and the tables are opened at five o'clock. After eating for three hours, it is [-] o'clock. Even peanuts, melon seeds and chestnuts can't satisfy the hunger.

The eldest concubine greeted outside the house: "His wife, come in with something to eat." The outside agreed, and after a while, instructed the two young girls to bring two plates of croquettes, and a large plate of croquettes to come in.

Wu You was sitting close to the door, and when she saw this, she quickly got up and took the plate from her little niece.Because the little girl rarely saw this uncle, she lowered her head shyly and ran out without looking back.

"Hey, this little girl is afraid of strangers. Xiaoyou, you should come back often. Your niece doesn't even remember you." In the nearest place, I grabbed a few more and handed them to Wu You: "Come here, eat meatballs. Your sister-in-law's fried meatballs are very delicious."

Wu You looked at her greasy hand that was grabbing countless things, and quickly shook her head: "You eat, I won't eat it first."

"This child!" The eldest sister did not give in, and directly withdrew her hand and stuffed a ball into her mouth, so that her mouth was full of oil.

Yang Xu knew that her son was poor and fastidious, so there was nothing she could do. This was too much for her. Seeing a few people eat the balls with their hands, she felt a little nauseous.

The sanzi sprinkled with white sugar was the closest to them. Yang Xu broke some sanzi for his son and put them on the plate in front of him.

Wu You picked one up, put it in his mouth and chewed it, knocking like a little mouse.

Yang Xu looked at his son and sighed for no reason.

The sanzi are sticky with white sugar, fragrant and crispy, very sweet and delicious.After Wu You finished eating one, she still couldn't get enough of it, so she ran to the outer room after thinking about it for a while, and decided to learn from her cousin and the others to make it for Donger Shao to eat.

The Erbai who grew up abroad must have never eaten these things!

When Wu You watched his cousin put the stretched sanzi in the oil pan, her thoughts drifted to Dongfang Lin involuntarily.

I don't know how their rich people celebrate the New Year?Is it the same as your own home?A group of people all kinds of cynicism or bragging like they don't need to pay taxes, making people's brains hurt?Or is it a lively Chinese New Year, a happy and harmonious family?

I don't know why I started to look forward to next year. Wu Xiaoyou stood in front of the frying pan and smiled, scaring the cousin who was frying things.

Naturally, the host was very lively. The big old man and the little old man competed in writing blessing characters and Spring Festival couplets. After finishing writing, they took up the neat strokes and commented on them. After complimenting each other, they went downstairs happily with the Spring Festival couplets. Greet a group of boys and girls with the boiled paste to paste the Spring Festival couplets.

All the windows and doors were covered with blessing characters. Dongfang Lin wiped his paste-stained and red paws, and took out his mobile phone to look.

There are still 5 minutes until the new year, and he must wish his wife a happy new year as soon as possible.

At Wu You's house, the second concubine was yelling at her crying elder grandson who was covered in tears. The elder grandson sprinkled sugar on the paste used to stick Spring Festival couplets and ate half of the bowl, and then was ridiculed by the eldest concubine, especially with a dull face .

The little concubine curled her lips at Yang Xu, and glanced at her sister-in-law with a particularly disdainful expression.

Yang Xu looked at the dirty bowl of paste, and finally couldn't help but rushed to the yard, vomited, which startled Wu Xiaoyou.

There was a lot of noise in the yard, Wu You sighed, today is only the first day, how will you live the next few days!