I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Dongfang Lin fell into the vicious cycle of seeing the fly ash that he couldn't eat but couldn't wait to masturbate in the bathroom every day, and he kept wondering why his wife was so calm and then cast aside his lack of concentration. When I was looking for male love, I entered a misunderstanding, ran to a strange place, and was forced to share various small videos, pictures, short videos, etc...

Yes, in short, Wu You has an extremely wall-cracking rejection of putting other people's stuff into his own stuff, and no matter how excited he is, he will immediately be immersed in inexplicable fear when he thinks about it , the emotions naturally cooled down.

Dong Er Shao was both helpless and sad, working on his own until the Chinese New Year holiday, seeing Zhou Qi's stupid face full of food and drink every day, he wanted to cause some trouble for him.It's a pity that Zhou Qi, an idiot and a fool, has a stupid blessing. I don't know how to make Yan Xiaojun treat him well suddenly, and cover him tightly with the pampering spirit that he caused trouble and I wiped my ass. nausea.

Is there any way to rule the king? ! !

Fortunately, Tang Yuanyuan was with him during this period of depression, because Tangyuan was even worse, because he finally realized that he was far from the type of person he liked, and no matter what No effort can make the person he likes turn his favorite target to himself, so he becomes completely depressed.He once attributed this failure to Dr. Kang's bad hiding of his cosmetics, which prevented him from appearing beautifully in front of Xie Hao, and wishful thinking that Kang Ming's despicable mentality was that he could not get it and would not let others get it.It's a pity that Kang Ming complained fiercely several times, and finally understood the current situation, and he is still living in Kang Ming's house.

"Two people who are broken in love can take good care of each other and comfort each other, even if you speak so badly of me, I won't care about it, after all, you are also broken in love~" Tang Yuanyuan's excuse was upright and justified.The main reason is that his parents, who are less reliable than him, went abroad for vacation and had no plans to come back during the Chinese New Year. They also asked Tang Yuan to watch whoever’s house was lively and eat at that house. Tang Yuan was falling in love and was abandoned by his family Under the double blow of the scorpion, it turned into a haggard and lovely flower...Of course, he came up with this adjective himself, and let Xiao Ma draw countless sketches of him in his spare time with the theme of flowers and him, I almost threw up the pony.

But there is no way, ever since Xiao Ma risked his life to complain that his leader was not alone before and after makeup, he was forced to live a life in dire straits than before.

So, the saying that if you don't die, you won't die is so fucking correct!

Watching helplessly as Wu Xiaoyou threw the big and small bags into the back of the pickup truck, the two of them didn't even say goodbye. Wu You hurriedly went to see his old mother, waved his paws at him twice as farewell, and got into the side room. The cab let the driver kick the accelerator and ran away.

It's really heartless, it's in vain that I love you so much!

Second Young Master Dong wiped away the tears that were not on his face, and walked into his four circles dejectedly, rushing home with a bitter face.His old mother asked him to go back early to make dumplings, and happily announced a series of dumpling fillings that she had mixed on the phone, waiting for those who knew how to make dumplings to go home.

Yes, the second young master in the dark culinary world has a convincing skill, that is rolling dumpling wrappers and making dumplings!

He can quickly make two dumpling skins for four or five people to make dumplings, and he can also quickly make dumplings by himself and save two laborers.Of course, the saved labor will never do anything else, such as his mother and his sister-in-law with a smart brain and high IQ, or other aunts.

Yes, in terms of the main labor force for making dumplings, the boss is mainly men!

A group of old men worked hard around the chopping board and a lot of dumpling fillings, and the nanny was in the kitchen preparing the dishes for the next day, and those who were saved just gesticulated, chatted, watched TV, bragging, farting, drinking tea and eating fruits!

Completely disregarding the pain of being forced to separate from his wife!

Dong Er Shao finished the New Year's Eve reunion dinner and before he could digest his food, his mother put on an apron with a smile on his face, stuffed a rolling pin in his hand, and pushed him to sit in front of the chopping board.Then I took a few sisters-in-law and went up to the second floor to watch TV and gossip.

What about human nature! ! !

"I heard that you found someone you like?" His uncle looked at him while pinching dumplings: "A man?"

Donger Shao turned his grief into strength, and the dumpling wrappers were flying.Hearing my uncle's question, I felt stuffy in my heart: "Well, yes."

"Didn't you take it home to let the family see?" The uncle made dumplings like embroidery, pinched one pleat slowly, and made the dumplings into handicrafts before placing them on the curtain.

Mentioning this Dongfang Lin felt even more depressed: "He doesn't want to come."

"Do you want to come or dare not come?" Dongfang Yue, who has been making dumplings for decades and has never made dumplings that can stand up, throws the dumplings in his hand on the curtain. It's like an abstract work, no matter how ugly it is.

Dongfang Lin thought for a while, and became even more depressed: "I don't know!"

"Tsk tsk, that's wrong." His cousin shook his head, the swollen dumpling in his hand looked very normal in handicrafts and abstract paintings: "Did you fail him, or did he fail you? Huh? I just listen By the way, you even met his mother, and the two of you lived together for several months, so you didn’t bring him back, huh? Uncle and aunt are not the kind of unenlightened people, it’s not that you didn’t Are you going to fix people up?"

Dongfang Lin died of grievance: "Who is my mother-in-law? She is a proper woman. You haven't seen it. After seeing it, you will definitely kneel down. She is capable and smart. I have already taken care of her. How can my daughter-in-law be?" Didn't get it done?" He paused, and became more frustrated: "Well, in fact, he is still a little resistant in this regard."

"Second son, this is wrong." The uncle took advantage of the opportunity to teach him a lesson without even taking the dumpling wrappers, and copied it with both hands: "You won't bend other people's straight children, right? This uncle can learn a lesson." I'll teach you, you can't rely on your own wealth and power to block the way for other people to marry wives and have children. This is the most basic principle of being a human being. If you do this, can he come back with you? I guess I have to think about how to beat you to death every night. "

Dongfang Lin threw two dumpling wrappers in front of his uncle, and he rolled his eyes forcefully: "Please, uncle, how could I do that kind of thing! But it's a long story..." He indirectly and quickly assisted himself The mother-in-law put her on the altar, and then said that Wu Xiaoyou was like a poor little white rabbit that no one wanted, waiting for him to take care of her.But the little rabbit is timid and dare not go home with him. He always makes up all kinds of gossip dramas in his head and frightens himself, which makes him feel helpless.The most important thing is that people haven't let him eat it until now...

Oh no!

How could he say all this! !

"You two have lived together for so long and nothing happened???" His brother was dumbfounded, "Although I know you keep yourself clean, I didn't expect you to be so tolerant... Is there something wrong with you?" The eyes kept scanning his crotch: "It's wrong to hide diseases and avoid doctors."

"I didn't have it!!!" Dongfang Lin was so aggrieved that he was almost turning himself into a great magician normally!

"Then where are you two?" the uncle asked enthusiastically.This former brilliant logistics master has now become a gossip, his eyes are full of urgency that you tell me what's going on so that I can go home and tell my wife.

"Could it be that they didn't kiss each other?" The cousin couldn't help laughing, squeezed a dumpling with all his strength in his hand, and then took a dumpling wrapper to make up for it with a click.

Before Second Young Master Dong could speak, his cousins ​​finally rolled down the stairs after being questioned by the old man, and joined the dumpling-making army.

"What did you say just now?" Cousin A found a rolling pin to roll out the dumpling wrappers together: "I heard my second brother giggling just as I came downstairs."

"What are you laughing at?" The cousin threw the double-skinned dumplings that were too big on the curtain, and patted the face on his hands: "Your second brother is still in the progress of purely chatting with your daughter-in-law under the quilt , I am worried for him."

"Emma, ​​is it true or not?" Cousin B opened his mouth wide: "Second brother, is there something wrong with you?"

Dongfang Lin knocked on the rolling pin angrily: "Can we still have a good chat? Huh? We only see each other so few times a year, and you're just going to bury me like this?" Damn, I have no problems at all, bastard!

"Then where are you two?" A few people were in a hurry: "If there is a problem, I know a good doctor." The uncle started making handicrafts again, pretending to be an elder: "Tell me quickly. .”

"We kissed!" Dongfang Lin blushed when he was forced to ask: "I touched it too, but I didn't make it to the last step!"

"A real man!" The cousin gave a thumbs up.

"It's really bearable!" My brother gave a thumbs up.

"Why don't you do it, and you won't get pregnant." The youngest cousin B just got married this year, and he and his wife are almost glued to each other. Don't worry about it after giving birth, just focus on me...hehe..."

"Hey, you uncle!" You can die if you don't show off!Damn!

"My uncle is also your uncle." Cousin B winked: "Brother, I didn't say that, this person will only be devoted to you after the most intimate relationship. Of course, the premise is your The technology is strong enough, otherwise nothing will work... He is so reluctant to have sex with you, isn't he..." He nodded to his heart: "Is there someone here?"

Dongfang Lin glared at his cousin, and sighed: "No, how can I not understand him? Oh, actually, he has been close to the door several times, and he suddenly... how should I put it, he seems to be very scared, and then... You don't know, my mother-in-law has prepared everything, but I haven't used it until now, I'm so anxious to death."

"Oh, I see!" My brother Dongfang Yue arranged his sleeping dumplings neatly: "Did you show him something too heavy to scare people? I didn't say that, after all, people don't care about such things. I don’t understand either. Tsk, don’t worry about me, I know you don’t understand too much, but you know a lot more than him anyway. According to what you said, you got a man like a little white rabbit Yes, and then you show him wild boars and tigers having sex, can he not be afraid? Right, that’s definitely the reason.”

Dongfang Lin blinked: "I haven't shown it to him... Ah, I know, he definitely found it himself! Damn, it must be like this!" Dong Er Shao suddenly realized, and saw hope in an instant: "You really are My dear brother! Oh, it's already ten o'clock, I have to call my wife, please do your best!" After speaking, he dropped the rolling pin and ran away.

"Dog boy!" Dongfang Yue spat, picked up the rolling pin with a deep expression on his face, "I said, how do I use this thing?"