I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Dr. Kangda, who was treated as a sister by a sissy, was upset all night, and was laughed at again the next morning when he woke up wearing white socks.So the narrow-minded Dr. Kang took away Tang Yuanyuan's cosmetics before leaving, causing Tang Yuan'er to be furious on the phone.

"Kang, you wait for me!!!"

Kang Ming picked out his ears, looked at the makeup bag on his desk, and smiled coldly.

Tang Yuanyuansu entered the office with his face turned upside down, Xiao Ma raised his head and was stunned: "Fuck, who are you?" Looking familiar, but also a little strange.

Tang Yuan'er was irritable: "Deduct your salary!!"

Xiao Ma was shocked: "Fuck, you look like this!!"

Tangyuaner: "Your vacation will be deducted!!!"

The pony stopped talking and groped for his eyeballs and chin on the floor.

Liu Gang and Wu You silently lit the wax for the pony.

At noon, Tang Yuanyuan didn't want to go out, so he asked Xiao Ma to bring him food.Second Young Master Dong wanted to take advantage of his lunch break to see his wife, but as soon as he entered the door, he saw Tang Yuaner looking in the mirror: "Fuck, who is this?"

Wu You: "..."

Tang Yuaner: "Brother Erdong, I will fight with you!!"

Dongfang Lin was shocked: "So you have grown up like this? Hey, I haven't seen your real face for more than ten years."

Tang Yuaner was ashamed and indignant.

Yan Xiaojun came to check the list at the end of the month, and was mysteriously dragged into the office of the Propaganda Department by Zhou Qi.

"Tangyuan, look who is here."

Tangyuan looked up from the lunch box and saw Yan Xiaojun greeted happily: "Brother Xiaojun."

Yan Xiaojun: "...you..."

"Damn it, don't say you don't know me!!" Tang Yuan was so angry that she almost flipped the table.

"...No." Yan Xiaojun rubbed his nose, "It's just an illusion that I know a new friend."

Tangyuan burst into tears.

Tang Yuanyuan without makeup has a sense of shyness as if he is not wearing underwear. He even stands in the crowd with his chin raised like a little peacock when he is not rushing to get off work.He huddled in front of the computer for nearly half an hour before stealthily rolled up his things and left. When passing by the security room, he wanted to go in, and was afraid of being ridiculed by his beloved brother Xie, so he was about to leave with his head down. I saw a man I had never seen before enter the security room.

The alarm bell rang instantly.

To enter or not to enter, that is the question.

Nannan came out of the house for a stroll, and when she looked up and saw Tangyuan, she was stunned.Dogs basically recognize people by smell. Today's Tangyuan'er has no perfume on his face, and his body is filled with a faint fragrance of green grass, which is the smell of his shower gel.

Who the hell is this?Nannan walked around him twice, feeling a little puzzled by the familiar feeling, and finally ran out to have fun with her flicking her tail.

Even dogs hate him!

Tang Yuan'er held back the grief in her heart, opened the curtain and entered the door: "Brother Xie~"

The strange man turned his back to the door, grabbed Xie Hao's hand with both hands, and the two looked at each other in silence. The atmosphere was so good that Tang Yuan'er instantly felt like he had become a big two-kilowatt light bulb.

Xie Hao withdrew his hand and nodded to him: "Yeah." It's very cool and masculine!

The strange man turned his head to look at Tang Yuaner, then raised his eyebrows at Xie Hao: "Your new friend?"

Xie Hao smiled slightly: "My colleague."

Tang Yuan was hurt by these words. It turned out that in Brother Xie's heart, he was not even a friend, but a colleague!Also, could this man be his comrade in arms?so tall!so strong!so handsome!It looks like a pure one! !

Two number ones will not be happy together, Brother Xie! !

Take another look at me, thank you brother! !

Tang Yuanyuan covered his face shyly: "Brother Xie, who is this?"

Xie Hao raised the curtain and called out to the outside, then retracted his head and introduced: "My comrade-in-arms, Ye Pengfei."

really! !

really! ! !

This is the comrade-in-arms who made bastard Kang feel sad! ! !

"He can't be that veterinarian... Oh, by the way, you just said that he is your colleague." Ye Pengfei smiled and stretched out his hand: "Hello, I am Xie Hao's comrade-in-arms, a lifelong friendship."

A quilt friendship...

Tang Yuan'er almost burst into tears, he ignored those hands, and couldn't hold back his sadness: "Oh, so... I wish, I wish you good sex..." After finishing speaking, he ran away without looking back.

Ye Pengfei withdrew his hand and looked at Xie Hao: "Is he sick?"

A trace of sadness flashed in Xie Hao's eyes: "Well, he's just like this, emotional. You haven't seen him before. He's dressed like a witch. It's the first time I've seen what he looks like after I've been here for several months."

"Hahahaha interesting." Ye Pengfei laughed: "By the way, brother Xie, when will you introduce that veterinarian to me, Emma, ​​I can't help it."

I can't help it anymore... Xie Hao squeezed the space between his eyebrows: "I get off work at seven o'clock today, and I will take you to his clinic after the shift, so I should be able to catch up with his off-duty time." When they were together, Xie Hao frowned even tighter.

"Okay, then I'll sit here for a while." Ye Pengfei found a chair and sat down, calling out to the daughter who just came in: "Baby, come to Uncle."

Nannan didn't even look at him, she went straight to Xie Hao's feet and acted like a baby.

Xie Hao's old heart finally got a little bit of comfort, it's better to be a girl.

Wu You was packing up the presents to bring home for the New Year, Dongfang Lin was sitting by the side with his cheeks on his hands and watching: "How many days do you plan to go home for?"

Wu You put the things in a woven bag: "Four or five days, break, break five and come back."

Dong Er Shao was full of displeasure and helplessness: "Can't I accompany you there?"

Wu You looked up at him: "What did you do in the past? You don't follow, spend the New Year with your family?"

Dongfang Lin analyzed the pros and cons and was discouraged.The whole family of his family can only get together for a few days during the New Year. People from all over the world will fly back, and the second day of the Lunar New Year is the old man's birthday, and now the old man is 84.There is a common saying called 73, 84, the king of Hades does not ask himself to go.Whenever an old man celebrates his 84th birthday, he will deliberately add one year to his age, saying it is 85.And this year's birthday should be done well.

Although Mr. Dong has been abroad for a long time, these old customs have not been discarded at all, and the older he is, the more he likes to do things according to Chinese customs, and he pays more attention to family reunion.Moreover, he is the only brother and sister of his generation left now, and he has completely become an ancestor.If you don't go home this year, you will probably be beaten to death by the old man with a cane.

"I can't bear to leave your side on such an important day." Young Master Dong was extremely frustrated, sitting on the sofa like a big dog with a dejected head: "Anyway, you don't like to go back to your hometown, so you can't stay for a few days less? "

Wu You had no choice but to say, "Tong, you only stayed for five or five days." What else do you want when you go back on New Year's Eve?

"You don't love me anymore..." Dongfang Lin turned over on the sofa resentfully, looking at the ceiling: "Love is so fragile, when you need it, it shatters like a crystal, and you can't quench it Prevention, heartbroken to death."

"Die." Wu You zipped up the bulging woven bag expressionlessly.

Rourou jumped onto the sofa and sniffed Dongfang Lin back and forth.Donger Shao reached out and touched its head: "I'm like you, no one loves me."

Rourou suddenly jumped up joyfully, his small body landed on Donger Shao's face, kicked hard and jumped off, rolling into a ball with Dahei.The hegemony of the girl in Wu You's family cannot be shaken, but the position of the second child can still be fought for.The two black-haired ones seem to have taken the wrong medicine. When they are good, they hug and sleep together. When they are not good, they pinch into a ball and roll all over the ground.

Dongfang Lin covered his eyes that were stepped on by the dog, and was furious: "Honey, tell him, if you continue to ignore my authority as the master like this, I will break its can!"

Wu You looked at the dog king who was not yet big enough and sighed: "Don't, stop making trouble."

No one paid any attention to him, and the two black gangsters jumped up and down.

Wu You lowered her face: "Niuzi!"

The girl who watched the excitement joined the battle group, slapped Dahei away with her paw, and kicked Rourou again: "Meow meow!!" No more canned food!

From the difficult choice between the canned food and the second child, neither Dahei nor Rourou wanted to let go first, but insisted on whining.

"Beat it once, and there will be no canned food for a month!" Dongfang Lin played his trump card.

The two black balls stopped in an instant, and they rubbed against each other, then they ran to Dongfang Lin's feet and patted their stomachs.

Dong Er Shao took his feet out of the slippers and rubbed their stomachs one by one: "You are gone, what will they do?"

"Send the meat to Dr. Kang, there. Niuzi is with Dahei, at home." Wu You is not worried about leaving the dog meat at home for four or five days, not to mention how much dog food is appropriate, just like this Seeing that he doesn't have enough to eat, and has an extremely noisy personality, he probably can turn the world upside down at home.

Second Young Master Dong continued to sigh: "Then when I call you, you have to answer it."

Wu You rolled his eyes: "It's still big, it's half a month away, what are you worrying about!"

"Seeing you pack your things, I get anxious. I wish I could pack myself up and go with you!" Young Master Dong's sweet words shook his arms as if he didn't want money: "When I think of leaving you, my heart is torn apart."

Wu You was so disgusted: "Have you taken the medicine?"

"You are my medicine." Second Young Master Dong kicked the two Hei Tuanzi aside, put on his shoes and walked over to hug him in his arms: "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing tonight?"

What's your sister!

Wu You pushed Donger Shao's big head aside forcefully: "No below the neck, I can't write. Do you want to enter the small, small black room?"

"This is a goddamn world!" Young Master Dong kissed his daughter-in-law's palm: "Don't force me, I will kill you even if I turn on the light! My brothers can't wait, they want to break through the shackles every night, Rush into that warm lair..."

Wu You blushed: "Is that so? Then turn around and I'll buy you a box of warm, warm babies, and burn them along the way, burn your shackles, shackles, and let you be free and warm every day!! "

"Baby, you are too cruel..." Dong Ershao felt that he could go to practice Zen, he could see if he could eat, and he was about to die of patience.

Wu You thought of the scenes in some action movies he had peeked at, and couldn't help shivering: "Don't, don't think about it!"