I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Tang Yuanyuan rolled his eyes and chose the bed between the sofa and the floor: "I'm a guest, of course I sleep on the bed."

Kang Ming chuckled: "An uninvited guest?"

"If it wasn't for you, if it wasn't for you!!" Tang Yuan'er was upset: "Do you think I will come?"

Kang Ming shrugged, took out his pajamas and went into the bathroom: "You can do whatever you want, but if you sleep on the bed, you can only sleep with me. I don't have the habit of sleeping on the floor and sofa in my own home." After finishing speaking, Once the bathroom door is closed, no one will pay attention to the people outside.

When the sound of water in the bathroom came to mind, Tang Yuan started to explore in this one-bedroom, one-living room of more than [-] square meters like a thief.Since the room is not big, it is clear at a glance. In the living room is a simple sofa, coffee table, TV cabinet, and a large bookcase filled with various books related to animals.A CD rack was placed on the TV cabinet, and Tang Yuan picked up a disc to watch. It said the habits of cats, which were also related to animals.

The bedroom is even simpler, with a large double bed in the middle, a computer desk on the left, and a large wardrobe on the right.The door of the big closet was half open, and the clothes inside were black or gray and blue, and the styles were similar. According to Tang Yuan'er's words, it was: dirt dregs!

The most important thing is that there are no cages or glass boxes in any corner of this room, that is to say, there are no pets in this room! !

That's great, when he first entered the door, he was worried that he might see a room full of spiders. If that was the case, he would go to Dongfang Lin tonight, even on the floor!

The sound of the water stopped, and Kang Ming came out wearing gray-blue checked pajamas, and wiped his hair while walking: "Aren't you taking a bath?"

Looking at his clothes, Tang Yuanyuan couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "My God, is this the style worn by an 80-year-old man? Can't you wear it in a more fashionable way? Anyway, let my second brother recommend something for you." Clothes." It's unbelievable that this old hat is friends with Brother Erdong.How can Dongfang Lin's kind of peacock bear the existence of such a friend who dregs from the soil!

Kang Ming sneered: "Old Dong wears clothes to sleep at night?" The kind of bastard who sleeps with his buddies and wants to strip off his muscles is so fresh if he has pajamas.

Tang Yuan'er opened her mouth, feeling that she couldn't refute.After all, he had never seen Dongfang Lin wearing or not wearing clothes at night, so he could only calm down: "Forget it, I'm tired of talking to you, I'm going to take a shower."

Take a shower... Kang Ming trembled, feeling refreshed by the thunder.

"There are still quilts and pillows for people to sleep on. You have to fix them for me!" Tang Yuanyuan took out a light yellow pajamas and a large bag of messy bottles and jars in the suitcase, and walked into the bathroom with a slender waist. .

"I..." Kang Ming put a towel around his neck, looked at his bed, and laughed out loud after a while: "Tsk tsk, I... tsk tsk."

Tang Yuanyuan took a bath for two hours, and Kang Ming sat on the bed reading a book, feeling like dozing off.He looked at the watch on his wrist, it was 11:30.

"Hey, did you drown in the bathroom?" He couldn't help shouting.

"Bah! What are you talking about?" Tangyuan ran out of the bathroom dressed like a duckling, with wet hair on her head, rummaged through the suitcase for something and hurried back, and then there was a cacophony in the bathroom The sound of blowing hair.

"It's really a lot of things." Kang Ming rubbed his neck, his eyes fell on the book in his hand, but he didn't turn a page for a long time.

The sound of the hair dryer finally stopped, and Tang Yuanyuan walked into the bedroom while patting the lotion on his face: "My God, why is your quilt such a big flower? It's been out of date for several years, right?"

Mom, do you have any opinions on the quilt cover?

Kang Ming raised his eyebrows, and glanced at him: "You don't need to sleep." Just as his gaze dropped, he suddenly returned to Tangyuan'er's face: "You... who are you?"

"Who are you?" Tang Yuan'er began to massage her fingers, revealing her unshielded face, which was unexpectedly pretty... Wrong, it was unexpectedly pleasing to the eye and looked pretty good!

"Tsk." Kang Ming raised the corners of his lips and smiled: "So you look like this?"

After washing off the messy make-up on the face, the little face revealed is like a little daisy with dewdrops hanging on it, refreshing and clean.The fair skin was steamed red, like a sweet peach, making people want to take a bite of that face.

After massaging her fingers, Tang Yuan'er lifted the quilt, sat on the bed in disgust, crossed her legs, squeezed the cream and began to massage her feet again.He is 1.7 meters five, and his feet are not big because of his small frame. His upper body looks skinny, but his exposed calves and feet are round and fleshy, and each toe is round and pink. It's like a cat's pad, and people who look at it feel itchy and uncomfortable.

Kang Ming's gaze fell up, retracted, and couldn't help but gaze down again, but now he couldn't retract it, and he stared at it for a long time.

Tang Yuan'er noticed this presumptuous gaze, and felt a little proud. He raised his foot and poked it under Kang Ming's eyelids: "Are you beautiful? Are you jealous?"

Kang Ming rubbed his belly: "I'm a little hungry."

Tang Yuan'er shook her neck triumphantly and spat, "Pervert." Then she retracted her foot and stuffed it under the quilt.

Kang Ming sighed: "I'm hungry after seeing this. I'll take out stewed pig's trotters tomorrow at noon. I haven't seen such fat hooves for a long time."

Tang Yuan'er was furious: "Do you have aesthetics, old hat! Do you understand that my mother's feet have been used as foot models? The most beautiful feet in city b!"

Kang Ming nodded receptively: "Well, it's because it's easy to hold the camera above the ankle, right?"

"You, you..." Tang Yuan'er was so angry that her head hurt, "I can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!"

"That's right, if you can vomit, give me some insight?" Kang Ming closed the book, leaned on the bed and looked at him: "Anyway, I've never seen it before, let me open my eyes."

Tang Yuan'er now knows what it means to be non-speculative, and feels that she may have offended some god in the past two days to be tortured by this guy.He rolled his eyes angrily, suddenly his eyes lit up, he didn't know what he thought of, and he laughed.

Kang Ming was about to turn off the lights and go to sleep, but he was terrified by such a piercing laughter: "I warn you, don't sneak up on me at night, be careful that I will put you and Xiaorou in a cage."

"Cut...you have a good idea." Tang Yuanyuan rolled his eyes, quietly slipped his foot under the quilt, and rubbed it against Kang Ming's thigh: "Doctor Kang, how do you feel? "

Kang Ming was numb all over from being rubbed by him: "Do you feel better when you are rubbed against a pig's trotter?"

"Who are you!" Tang Yuan'er stepped on his middle part: "Not good? How could it be not good? People who have seen my feet say that they can be hard just by looking at them!"

"Yo, is that so? How hungry are they? They're so hungry." Kang Ming clutched that foot in his hand expressionlessly and stuffed it back into someone's quilt: "Do you want to sleep? Don't you want to sleep? You can go out and run around."

"It's also..." Tangyuan retracted into the quilt and pulled the quilt under her chin: "I am number zero, and you are also number zero. How could there be sparks when two numbers rubbed against each other. You said that I am so rubbish, thank you brother, Will he feel it?"

"He will break your leg." Kang Ming stood up and looked at him: "Who do you say is number zero?"

"You." Tang Yuan'er yawned: "Could it be that you still want to thank big brother? Are you dreaming? You are just a life that was suppressed... Hey, you, what are you doing?"

Kang Ming was about to laugh out of anger. He turned over and pressed on Tangyuan, pinching his chin and forcing him to raise his head: "Who do you say was killed? Huh? Me?"

"Let go!" The quilt was suppressed, and the head couldn't move at all outside, even after turning for a long time, I couldn't shake off the fingers on the chin.Tang Yuaner glared at him: "Nonsense, of course it's you! If you hadn't snatched Brother Xie from me, I would have been able to penetrate into the enemy's situation... Well, what, I can't know you..."

"Deep into the enemy's situation?" Kang Ming straddled him for a moment, then laughed hahahaha: "Me? You treat me as a love rival? Are these two eyeballs on your face for breathing?"

"You're just panting with your eyes, how do you talk!" Tang Yuan'er felt that she was wrapped like a sausage in a burrito, and she was almost out of breath: "Go down, go down, are you annoying?"

"I'm annoying?" Kang Ming sneered.He moved his hips suddenly, so that someone could feel the hardness of something through the quilt: "If you mess with me again, I will show you what it means to penetrate into the enemy's situation." After finishing speaking, he turned over and lay down to rest himself I stretched out my arms and turned off the light: "Sleep!"

Damn, I'm so fucked up by this sissy, and I can't force myself to bow, I'm so irritable!

Tang Yuan'er was stunned. He stretched out his hand to cover his face, and it took a long time before he came to his senses: "Hehe, have you surrendered to the charm of my old lady? Cut." Open, woo woo, even this country bumpkin can't wait to be attracted by his, "But don't worry, I don't like yours."

Kang Ming was silent, Tang Yuanyuan suddenly said something when he thought he was asleep: "Have you seen Xie Hao's comrades in arms?"

"Huh?" Tang Yuan'er regained her sleepiness, and replied in a daze, "Who is it?"

"His comrade-in-arms, if you have met him, you will know why Xie Hao doesn't like you." Kang Ming's voice was a little cold in the dark, "Even if you stripped and posted it, he is not as good as his comrade-in-arms in his heart." A little finger, give up now."

"What did you say? His comrades?" Tang Yuan woke up suddenly, her eyes were bigger than light bulbs: "You mean...he used his comrades to reject you? Have you met his comrades? Then you feel that you are inferior Just decided to give up?" He sat up and patted Kang Ming hard: "Idiot! What are you afraid of! Tell him that if he doesn't sleep with you, you won't show him the dog!"

Kang Ming didn't hold back and rolled his eyes, thinking that the guy next to him is definitely a snake maniac!