I, I, I am not a snake spirit

"That person is simply a snake spirit! Perverted! Shameless! Obscene! Despicable! Dirty! Wicked! A bastard with sores on his head and pus on his feet!" Tang Yuanyuan was jumping around in the office with dark circles under his eyes that neither foundation could cover, " You don’t know how vicious that guy is! He actually used such a big spider to scare me!” He compared the size of a washbasin with his hand, “I didn’t sleep well all night, and I always felt that thing followed me home !!"

Student Xiao Ma raised his hand and asked: "Manager, is such a big spider eating people?"

"This is an exaggeration of art, do you understand? Thanks to you, you are still a professional!" Tang Yuan'er spat at him mercilessly: "Give me ten store opening design drawings a week!"

The pony burst into tears instantly, wishing he could chop his hands off!Calling you cheap, didn't you know that this guy held grudges?How dare you ask such heartbreaking words!

Wu You and Liu Gang lighted the wax for him silently in their hearts.

Wu You looked at the pink Hello Kitty's suitcase at the door, and pretended to be busy typing in the group.

[Worry-free]: Look at that suitcase, is he going on a long trip?

[Ten thousand horses galloping]: Hurry up, hurry up, it's best to come back in the next year, and then forget about those ten design drawings!

[Clanging trumpet flower]: Amen, this little benefactor, you think too much, even if he forgets to eat, he will not forget your design.

[Ten thousand horses galloping]: Fuck you, the surname Liu!

[Clanging trumpet flower]: Hehe

[Carefree]: I don't know why, but I suddenly want to buy a spider and put it in a drawer, even if it's a fake...

[Ten thousand horses galloping]: I can't tell, Wu You, you are so ruthless.

[Clanging trumpet flower]: So ruthless 1

[Carefree]: Hehe...

"Brother Er Dong~" Tang Yuanyuan's voice trembled in nine turns: "Can I stay with you for these two days?"

"What? You live with your wife? Emma, ​​it can't be... oh and hehehe, it's okay, I won't bother you~"

"Huh? What's the matter? Hey, Brother Erdong, I'm so miserable, I'm shrinking from you, that veterinarian, yes, that's the one! He's so fucking inhuman! He's scaring me! I'm not sending you Are you on Weibo? Didn’t you read it? Woohoo, I’m shrinking from you, I’m scared to death! Such a big spider, jumping straight at my face... Mom, didn’t you tell me to say that? That's enough, that's enough, I'm annoying you, if you don't go, don't go!"

Tang Yuan'er hung up the phone fiercely: "Who is it? I forgot my brother when I have a wife!" He rolled his eyes and started dialing again: "Brother Silly Zhou~~"

[Ten thousand horses galloping]: Damn it, I have goosebumps so fucking I want to bury my feet!

【Clanging Morning Glory】: 1

【Carefree】: 10086

"Okay, Big Brother Da Zhou~ Can I go to your house to stay for a few days? My house? My parents are traveling and don't want someone else's house. It's so pitiful... No, it's that spider. I'm afraid, I always feel That thing followed me home, and I couldn't sleep at night...Fuck, silly Zhou, do you still have a conscience? Brother Xiaojun, how can you bear it? It's all right, all right, don't show your love to me, be careful how much you share quick!"

Tang Yuan'er snorted and hung up the phone: "They're all bastards! They're not considerate at all~" After finishing speaking, she glanced at the three people who were pretending to be busy, and suddenly covered her mouth and giggled a few times, scaring the three people out of their wits The child is about to float out.

"Little Ma, I heard that you live alone?" Tang Yuaner blinked at him, "Can you take me in for a few days?"

Xiao Ma almost peed in fright: "Manager, it's not that I don't want to take you in. The problem is that the house I rent is small and noisy with only one bed. I'm fine, I'm just afraid..."

"Okay, okay..." He turned his head to look at Gang Liu, and before he opened his mouth, Gang Liu shook his head again and again.

"Manager, I live with my girlfriend."

Tang Yuan'er's lips curled like eighty thousand: "I don't have a conscience, what should I do, I dare not live alone, I'm scared to death..."

"Yes, how about..." Wu You pursed her lips: "Manager, whoever scares you, you can stay at his house, and go home. Didn't he scare you, did you? You just annoy him, annoy him to death By the way, you can also supervise, monitor him, and investigate the enemy's situation!"

"Hey, that's right!" Tang Yuanyuan clapped his hands: "Good idea! See if I can't annoy him to death!"

Xiao Ma and Liu Gang each gave Wu You 32 likes.

[Ten thousand horses galloping]: I can't see it, Wu You, you have enough eyes.

[Clang clang trumpet flower]: Wu Xiaoyou, you are amazing, you just put the two rivals together, so you can read some gossip in the future.

[Worried and Carefree]: Hehe, what are you talking about?

[Ten Thousand Horses Galloping]: Pretend!Keep pretending!

[Carefree]: Hehe...

After get off work, Wu You lit a wax for the poor veterinarian, looking at the Tangyuan who couldn't wait to run away with the box.

No way, if you don’t go to hell, who will go to hell?Let you scare him, retribution is coming!

"Why are you so happy today?" As soon as he entered the door, he heard Wu You's singing wafting out of the kitchen. Dongfang Lin bent down and patted Dahei who was rubbing against his legs, changed his shoes and walked over: "Be Praise?"

"No!" Wu You chuckled, and he put the stir-fried vegetables on the plate: "Guess?"

Dongfang Lin took a fancy to Wu You's face, frowned and tried to guess: "Did you find the money?"

"No!" Wu You took out the chopsticks and the bowl and put them on the table: "Wash your hands."

Dongfang Lin washed his hands with dish soap in the kitchen, took out a few pieces of paper and wiped them off: "Have you heard any funny gossip?"

"Hey, half." Wu Yousheng Tang: "Continue to guess."

"Tangyuaner's gossip, right?" Young Master Dong diligently took the soup bowl and put it on the table: "What's the matter with that veterinarian? I was so disgusted that I didn't listen to half of what I heard today."

"Hey..." Wu You's eyes were bent with a smile: "Tang Yuanyuan looked at Xie Haoda, big brother. Then I thought that the veterinarian was a rival in love, so I ran to the veterinarian's clinic, and ended up being scared, scared arrive."

"I know this. Didn't you see that Weibo yesterday? What's the follow-up?" Dong Er Shao pulled Wu You to his side, picked up the soup bowl and said, "He said today that he would come to live with me. rejected by me."

"Hahahaha." Wu You couldn't help laughing when she thought of Tangyuan'er's dark circles: "He was afraid of spiders, spiders, but he didn't sleep well all night. Later, he said that he wanted to go to the doctor's place to live. Peter..."

"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you can win a hundred battles. He went to investigate the enemy's situation?" Dong Er Shao put the cold soup bowl in front of Wu You, and then started to eat by himself: "Xie Hao doesn't like him, that person has someone he likes. As for Kang Ming...that guy is not easy to mess with. Do you know Kang Ming's background? Tsk tsk..."

"What back, background?" Wu Xiaoyou's eyes lit up when he heard the deeper gossip, and he didn't care about eating, so he kept urging: "Quick, tell me quickly, I don't know, I don't know."

"That's because you didn't inquire about it. If you inquired, wouldn't you know?" Dongfang Lin picked up a large piece of eggplant with minced meat and put it in Wu You's bowl: "Kang Ming's family has been a doctor for generations, and his father is the director of Dingkang Hospital. Dingkang, do you know?"

"I know, the expensive ones are going to die. It is said that there are many specialists. Experts come to see you." Wu You took two sips of soup: "And then?"

"His brothers, sisters, uncles, and aunts are all doctors, and his family is a family of doctors. Even though his brother is only 40 years old, he is a very powerful orthopedic expert, and his second uncle, Kang Yuanzheng, is a brain expert. In short, we should invite their family to come forward for treatment. If you are sick, you only need a lot of money, and you have to hire someone. But Kang Ming has not been interested in treating people since he was a child. Halfway through college, he switched to veterinary medicine. It looks like it is very famous in City B, and it always holds regular free treatment and sterilization for stray cats and dogs, in short, it has a very good reputation." Donger Shao chewed celery, looked at Wu Xiaoyou who was listening with gusto, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable Too happy: "You seem to be very interested in him?"

Wu You didn't see Dong Er Shao's unhappy expression, and nodded happily: "Well, it's a pity that I didn't. I didn't study veterinary medicine. Otherwise, it would be good to go to him and work there." The thought of being able to chat with many cats and dogs , he was very happy.

"You don't want to learn design anymore?" Dongfang Lin lowered his face: "Huh? Kang Ming is a smart person, and his whole body is full of hearts. Be careful to scare you to death!"

"Hey..." Wu You smiled: "You eat, you're jealous!"

"Yes, I'm jealous!" Dongfang Lin put down his chopsticks: "I'm full, I won't eat, and I won't gossip with you!"

"Don't, don't..." Wu You held his hand on the table and squeezed it: "I don't, I'm not a playboy, man."

"Angry!" Second Young Master Dong was arrogant.

Wu You laughed a few more times, and suddenly leaned forward to imprint an oily kiss on Dongfang Lin's face: "Don't, don't be angry!"

Emma, ​​this is a rare initiative for a daughter-in-law to kiss! !Donger Shao's heart immediately burst into spring, and peach blossoms bloomed: "A kiss is enough?"

Yo, are you still holding up your airs?

Wu Xiaoyou was upset, and slapped the table: "You, tell me, do you want to tell me?"

The Second Young Master Dong can stretch or bend and accept it when he sees it good: "Say, don't be angry, daughter-in-law, okay!"

Wu You rolled his eyes. This kind of person deserves a beating.

"Kang Ming came out to his family when he graduated from university." Dongfang Lin said surprisingly: "I was almost kicked out of the house and cut off relations. If the old man of the Kang family hadn't said a few good words for him, he would have been killed by his father a long time ago." Kicked out of the country..."

Here, the two were gossiping about other people's gossip, and in another corner of the city, Tang Yuanyuan rushed into Dr. Kang's house in a grand manner.

"You have to be responsible to me!" Tang Yuanyuan lifted his chin: "Do you think I would like to live in your pigsty? If you didn't scare me, I wouldn't even come here if I was killed!"

"Yes yes yes..." Kang Ming was extremely helpless: "You are here, and the humble house is full of splendor. May I ask Mr. Tang, my house has one bedroom and one living room. Do you plan to sleep on the sofa or on the floor?"