I, I, I am not a snake spirit

The innocent student Wu Xiaoyou wanted to make a good impression on her new father, and she dumped all the stock in the refrigerator to show off her skills and impress her new father.

It's rare for Dongfang Lin not to get bored with him in the kitchen. On the surface, he calmly helps wash vegetables and chop meat, but his heart is already churning.

Regarding the possibility of the mother-in-law becoming a little aunt, he was in a bad mood.

Dong's mother made an excuse to hitchhike home, and when the car left the old house, she insisted on following her brother to see her future sister-in-law. She felt that she had to come to worship this awesome woman, and maybe she could get some luck. kind……

Dong's father complained about his woman's three-eighth neurosis, while calmly urging his brother-in-law to drive faster.His heart was surging, and he sat in the co-pilot and kept looking at his brother-in-law who was usually unknown and low-key from the corner of his eye.

Unexpectedly, a real person does not show his image, and his appearance is not real.How could such a humble old man be so powerful?What do you eat every day?Well, I heard that my brother-in-law is doing land research and growing vegetables in greenhouses. Maybe the vegetables he eats are carefully cultivated and integrate the essence of heaven and earth?

Just let my brother-in-law supply all the food at home in the future, if I can't help but eat it myself, I will be able to rejuvenate myself...

The three of them got closer and closer to Wu Xiaoyou's house with different thoughts, and Mama Dong was the first to notice that something was wrong.Why does this route look so familiar?Ehhhhh?This community is also familiar, it seems to be invested by the old Zhou family.Emma, ​​the building number of this unit is also slightly familiar. I remember that the second son has an apartment here. Well, I still remember that the little stutterer he likes lives opposite his house.

This is really fate, that little stammer also has a single mother, looking at the photo is quite beautiful...

Single mother? ? ?

Mama Dong became subtle in an instant, and asked while her younger brother was parking, "What's your girlfriend's last name?"

"The surname is Yang!" Zou Hao was a little excited, and it took him a long time to get out the car key.He used to send his girlfriend here often, but it was only outside the community, and his girlfriend never invited him in.Now he can finally enter the house in a fair manner, and finally transferred from the underground to the ground. Zou Hao couldn't help weeping with joy when he thought about it these two days, he was in such a beautiful mood that he almost flew up!

He took out a pile of presents in large and small bags from the trunk, and Zou Hao was not polite, he just gave half of it to his brother-in-law who was not in the sun, and then he carried the other pile and was about to rush up the stairs.

Mama Dong grabbed her heartless brother back in time: "I'll go, what floor are you climbing? There's an elevator here!"

"Hey...forgot." Zou Hao smirked all the way, his face was a little stiff now, the corner of his mouth was bent into a strange arc, no matter how you look at it, it's uncomfortable.

Mama Dong rubbed his face with all her might, "You're enough, what's there to be proud of! Look at your stupidity. That guy named Yang is absolutely blind to fall in love with you!" Of course, love The younger brother's sister definitely didn't think so, but she really couldn't see her younger brother's appearance, and wished she could take off her high heels and slap him [-] times on the face to make him feel normal.

When she was standing at the door, Mama Dong was completely heartbroken.She's not ready to meet her daughter-in-law yet!Why did the result of going to see my sister-in-law become an in-law meeting? ?Thinking of her son who has been raised for more than 30 years because of a small stammer, he came here to be a filial son and grandson to serve others, and the younger brother who she has taken care of for more than 40 years has now become a filial son and virtuous grandson of this family...

This kind of fucked up mood is really hard to describe in words, anyway, Mama Dong can't adjust her facial expression anymore, she can't wait to turn around and leave now.

This meeting is simply too magical! !

Fate is such an elusive thing, the more you don't want it, the more it will pull you in front of you, making you hard to guard against! !

Zou Haokong went to ring the doorbell, but Madam Dong couldn't control her brother's hand.At this time, is it too late to regret and want to slip?

"Sister, ring the doorbell for me!" Zou Hao didn't notice his elder sister's entanglement at all, but simply thought that the elder sister wanted to help him.

Mama Dong withdrew her hand in embarrassment: "I, oh, look, your collar is crooked, let me straighten it for you."

Zou Hao didn't doubt him, stretched his neck and asked his elder sister to straighten his collar: "Are you ready? Make me handsome."

"My younger brother is a handsome guy even naked." Mother Dong praised sincerely.

Father Dong really couldn't stand the stickiness between the siblings, so he rang the doorbell as soon as he raised his paw: "Isn't it just to see a sister-in-law, you two are nervous."

My old lady really wants to chop off this paw! ! !

Mama Dong is so tired of her heartless husband who doesn't understand her heart!

The lingering sound of the doorbell was still lingering in the air, and the anti-theft door opened quietly, revealing a expressionless, extremely familiar, handsome face.

"Eh?" Zou Hao wondered, "Xiao Lin, why are you here?"

Dongfang Lin glanced at his uncle, then at the embarrassed mother standing behind him and at the surprised father who saw him, and felt that his brain cells had gone on strike.

"Oh, did we go to the wrong door? The second son has a suite here, don't you remember the wrong address?" Father Dong, who was still kept in the dark, greeted his son: "Second son, didn't you go to see your mother-in-law? Did you? Why didn’t you go to serve the old lady and ran home? Did your mother-in-law give you melons? Hahahaha.”

It must be because I opened the door incorrectly. If I close the door and open it now, will my uncle be the only one left?

Unfortunately, the wish is beautiful, the reality is cruel.

Yang Xu was peeling oranges in the guest room to eat, and was still a little nervous when he heard the doorbell. Later, he found that Dongfang Lin went to open the door and there was no movement for a long time. He could only hear someone outside talking about his mother-in-law.She put down the orange and strolled over: "Eh? Old Zou? Come in, oops, this is what I told you, my son Dongdong, haha."

What are you doing son Dongdong? ?

The three people outside the door petrified collectively.

"What's wrong?" Yang Xu suddenly sensed that something was wrong: "Dongdong, do you know them?"

Dongfang Lin turned sideways stiffly, and introduced each other: "Mom, this is my brother-in-law, the one behind him is my own mother, and the other is my own father. Well, this is my mother-in-law, yes, it is what you think, haha , it’s really fate, isn’t it?”

Yang Xu is so smart, she reacted within 0.01 seconds, and greeted her with a smile: "Oh, it's my in-laws, come in, come in, how come here when it's cold? It's me too Not good, the sudden illness of the Chinese New Year has caused trouble for the children, so I have to trouble you to come here."

Zou Hao was completely out of the situation, and he followed into the door with his hands full of things: "Axu, what's going on?"

Why did my girlfriend suddenly become my sister's in-law?Became the nephew's mother-in-law?

He remembered that Yang Xu only had one son.

It seems that something is wrong.

"Hahaha..." Dong's mother laughed together, took Yang Xu's hand and walked into the house: "Oh, we are also worried. Come and see this early in the morning, for fear that the second son will not be sensible. If something is delayed, it will be broken."

The two women, who had never met before, were as affectionate as one person, leaving the other three men aside.

Dong's father was confused and confused: "What do you mean? Didn't you come to see your sister-in-law? How did you become an in-law?" He tugged at his brother-in-law's arm: "What are you guys doing?"

I really want to know what's going on between my sister and my wife!Zou Hao doesn't understand more than Papa Dong.

Hearing the voice of chatting, Wu You hurriedly washed his hands and came out: "Mom, is it true that my future step-father is here?"

As soon as he entered the living room, he was keenly aware of the strange atmosphere in the living room.

Eh?It doesn't look right.

Niuzi stood on top of the air conditioner and meowed, and Dahei followed from his feet to cooperate. After two or three strokes, Wu You became the most understanding person inside.

But understanding doesn't mean knowing what to do, he stood there awkwardly, a little at a loss.Because he knew that Dongfang Lin's family was rich, he never took the trouble of going home with him. Who knew that the mother-in-law, father-in-law and future father suddenly appeared together, which was a big blow to him.

How to face it?

If it doesn't work, just pretend to be a servant!

Yes, in fact, I am a cook in the kitchen, what are you messing with when I come out!

Thinking of this, Wu Xiaoyou turned her head like an ostrich and was about to go back to the kitchen.

"Yuyou, come." Stretching his head and retracting his head was a slash, and Dong Er Shao was particularly open to it.He called Wu Xiaoyou, who was about to run away, and pulled him to his side to stand in front of his parents and uncle: "This is my partner, Wu You. I kept saying that I would take it back for you to see, but I never had a chance. This time you Here it is, let you take a look, how is it not bad? He heard that you are coming, he has been busy in the kitchen all morning."

Wu You smiled stiffly, not knowing what to say at all.He wished he could turn Dong Er Shao into noodles!That's what I prepared for my future father, Nima, why didn't you tell me that your parents will come too!Is this going to be a three-session joint trial?Can I kick you all out! !

Mom, people are scared! !

Yang Xu pretended not to see his son's eyes begging for help, and just smiled and took Mama Dong's hand and introduced, "My son is just a little bored and doesn't know much about talking, but the food he cooks is delicious. You guys are really lucky."

Dong's mother laughed: "Hahaha, let me just say, I saw magpies screaming on the branches early in the morning, so it was for this meeting, oh, I don't see you, I don't know, it turns out that my parents are so beautiful, and they are so beautiful. It's not like people of our age, hehe..."

Zou Hao was dumbfounded: "Sister, why do you call my girlfriend in-law?"