I, I, I am not a snake spirit

The boss of Dongda hesitated for two seconds between his wife being a fairy and schizophrenia, and then he firmly chose the fairy option. He had long forgotten that he identified Wu You as an introverted and dull snake mental illness when he first saw Wu You. .

Wu You didn't know that his man was looking at him not far away. He was stunned by what the strong mouse said, and he almost laughed: "You, you watch TV, don't you?" The 80-year-old mother Rat?It's perfect!

The strong mouse groaned and stalled for time, and rolled its black eyes: "You guys are too bullying, it's not fair!"

"Bite you!" Wu You smiled.

The strong mouse struggled for a long time. Seeing that his little brothers were dying more and more, he had to lower his head in the end: "Fuck, I'll fight!" Mommy, I'll beat you to death when you get married!At that time, I will still be the boss!

Wu You asked Hui Hui to read the rules to him, and after reading the rules, he was named Zhuang Zhuang, and he wiped his face with satisfaction: "It's done, it's done, let's all go home." He hasn't eaten yet, he is cold and hungry now.

The cats, cats, dogs and the mice in the new nest scattered in twos and threes. Just as Wu You was about to climb down, he heard Da Huang say, "Your man is here to pick you up, meow."

"What?" Wu You was startled, the soles of his feet slipped, Baji fell off the rockery, and jumped out of Donger Shao who was hiding in the bushes: "Oh, why did you fall? Does it hurt?"

The rockery was not high, and there was another layer of fallen leaves on the ground. Wu Xiaoyou didn't feel any pain from the fall, but she was terribly frightened.Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw a black shadow approaching, and immediately jumped up and ran, hypnotizing himself while running: I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I recognized the wrong person, I recognized the wrong person...

One ran in front and the other chased after, after all, the long legs took advantage, and Wu Xiaoyou was squeezed into his hands in two or three strokes: "What are you running for!"

Wu You was about to cry, he covered his face with his hands and lowered his head vigorously, fully displaying the idiom "one leaf blinds one's eyes".

Dong Er Shao sighed: "I have something to say at home."

Wu You thought it was over, and if he saw me talking to animals, he would definitely treat me as a snake spirit.what to do?Woohoo, he will probably say goodbye when he goes back, who would want to have a date with a snake...

Thinking of this, my heart is filled with tears, and tears can't help but flow down.

Rhubarb kicked the corpse of the dead mouse next to it, and licked its paw: "Idiot, meow!"

Wu You was carried into the car and covered her face; was carried out of the car and covered her face; was carried into the house and covered her face.

Not only covered his face, but also cried.

Crying and twitching, he washed away all Donger Shao's words.

Dongfang Lin pulled him into his arms and patted him on the back: "It's alright, alright, how old are you still crying? I don't care about you. People thought I bullied you when they saw it."

Wu You lay in his arms, his mind was full of what to do, what to do, what to do, and could hardly think about anything else.

"That..." Dongfang Lin thought about how to express himself tactfully: "Can you..."

"I can't!" Wu You cried and retorted.

Dongfang Lin: "..." You said you couldn't before I finished?

"I just wanted to ask..."

"I don't know!" Wu You's tone was sonorous, and he stopped stuttering.

Dongfang Lin: "..." Well, I guess I can't ask anything right now.

He dragged him to the sofa and sat down, wiped his face and nose after smoking, "Why did you come back so late? I'm still hungry, hey... my wife doesn't love me anymore."

Just after finishing speaking, Wu You's stomach made a gurgling sound, which was very loud and echoed.

Dongfang Lin: "..." What should I do? He wants to laugh so much that he can't help it. If he laughs now, he will be kicked out of the house. Oh, hold it back!

"I'm going to cook, and I can only cook simple dishes. Don't be disgusted." Donger Shao patted the little rabbit's head comfortingly, pinched his ears, stood up and turned his head back, and started laughing silently, haha Haha, it's so fun, how can there be such a fun person!

Halfway through the laugh, I saw Niuzi and Dahei squatting on the air conditioner and looking at him with expressionless faces.

Damn, forgot, daughter-in-law is a fairy!

Dong Er Shao immediately corrected his attitude, with a serious expression, and coughed calmly: "Don't cry, it hurts your eyes." Then Shi Shiran changed his clothes and floated into the kitchen.

Seeing someone enter the kitchen, Wu Xiaoyou immediately jumped up and rushed up the stairs to the bedroom to greet Niuzi Dahei to enter the room and then closed the door: "What, what to do, I, I was found!"

Niuzi jumped onto the bed and licked her hair: "What are you afraid of, meow, you will know sooner or later, meow."

"Will he, will he, break up with me?" Wu You began to think non-stop: "Arrest, arrest, send, send to the research institute, cut into pieces, imprison, imprison for a lifetime, for a lifetime , there is no sky, there is no sky."

Dahei scratched his head: "Where is the research institute? Is there any small fish?"

"Small, what a kitten!" Wu You became more and more frightened as he thought about it, pacing back and forth in the room: "What, what should I do?"

"What are you afraid of!" Dahei shook his head chicly, turned himself around, and got up embarrassingly: "He is your man, meow, and should protect you, meow. By the way, what happened, meow?"

Niuzi squinted at this foodie: "Wu Xiaoyou was negotiating with the mice, but his man caught him."

"Ah meow!" Dahei stood upright with his back against the wall: "Will you take me away and study meow? No, no, no, I'm only five years old! I'm still a child!"

"Idiot!" Niuzi couldn't stand it anymore, he jumped onto Wu You's head and slapped him, then flew to Dahei's side and kicked wildly: "What are you afraid of! If you think he is not trustworthy, It's fine if you don't admit it life and death, meow! At worst, you will be treated as a snake spirit disease, meow! It's not like you haven't been treated like a meow before!"

In the middle of the study of the snake spirit disease and being cut into slices, Wu Xiaoyou resolutely chose the snake spirit disease: "Okay, okay, I will say that my brain has problems, problems, schizophrenia, and splitting!"

After making up my mind, I finally became less afraid, but sad again: "If he breaks up with me, what if we break up?"

"Cold salad." Niuzi was annoyed to death by him: "You can't have both dried fish and canned food."

Dong Er Shao made stir-fried carrots with tomatoes and fried potatoes with an egg. No matter how you look at the two dishes on the table, they feel rotten and inedible. They are simply the pinnacle of dark cooking.But people don't think that for him who rarely cooks, if he is cooked, edible, and not too salty, he has reached the target of perfect cooking skills.

The rice was boiled with too much water and turned into a mushy pot, but it was edible anyway.He happily placed the bowl with chopsticks, stretched his neck and shouted upstairs: "Daughter-in-law, dinner is ready."

Wu Xiaoyou walked out tremblingly, rubbing hands and feet to the dining table, seeing the dishes on the table, she always felt that she would be poisoned to death...

It's cruel, woo woo, mom, I'm so scared!

"Eat." Dongfang Lin smiled and served him a bowl of thick porridge that would not be poured with chopsticks, but when he put down the bowl, his hand slipped, and the bowl and the table collided with a crisp sound, scaring Wu You All the hairs stand up.

"I, I, I, I am a snake spirit!" He stood up abruptly, and his hand holding the chopsticks began to shake again.

Dongfang Lin endured it, endured it for a second, endured it again, couldn't help it, patted the table and laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Wu You looked at him and smiled tremblingly, and wanted to cry again.

What to do, is this being ridiculed?

woohoo...

"What are you afraid of?" Dongfang Lin went around the table and caught the person in his hands and sat on his lap: "Huh? Afraid that I will eat you? Isn't it because she can understand animals? My wife is a fairy Are you proud to be your husband?"

God, fairy?

Wu Xiaoyou looked at him with teary eyes: "You, do you have a fever?" Damn, this is a society ruled by law and there are no gods in modern society!

Dongfang Lin pinched the flesh on his daughter-in-law's round face, and said to himself that this is really a rabbit. It would be startled when it was a little scared, and it would really become a snake spirit if it was scared a second time.He took advantage of his daughter-in-law's daze and quickly kissed the chubby mouth: "Stupid, you can't pretend that you didn't see it when it happened, but I won't tell you about your husband. Don't worry, there are gods in the house and you must protect them. What if you are unhappy and fly away?"

For the first time, Wu You felt that the symptoms of snake spirit disease can also be contagious. He didn't know if it was good or bad: "I, I didn't have it, I did it on purpose. You won't, catch me, catch me?"

"Fool, it's too late for me to be happy!" Dongfang Lin hugged the person in his arms, and suddenly became elated: "Oh, is it true? Can you really understand animals? Can you let them go?" My opponent's company eavesdrops on the secrets? For example, bidding documents and proposals, tsk tsk..."

Wu You's face turned black: "You want to benefit, use me?"

Dongfang Lin sneered, and bumped him on his lap twice: "I use you? What can you use? By the way, let me tell you, Wu Xiaoyou, you'd better use this skill at home in the future, and don't let outsiders see it. If it wasn't me who passed by the garden today, do you know what the consequences would be?"

Wu You bowed his head guiltily, and nodded: "Mmm..."

"It's good to know..." Dong Er Shao gently stroked the little rabbit's back: "Don't be afraid of me, I'm your man, your family, I won't hurt anyone who hurts you, I want to protect you Your... well, but it suddenly occurred to me, is everything I do if you want to know it?"

Wu You glanced at him and nodded honestly: "Yes."

Dong Er Shao covered his face: "Then, then you also know what I said to my mother upstairs that day?" He said, and glanced at the two fat cats squatting outside to monitor the situation.

Wu You paused, then continued to nod.

"My privacy...all gone!" Second Young Master Dong was unhappy, he grabbed Wu Xiaoyou's shoulder: "What else do you know?"

Wu Xiaoyou blinked, thinking of something, and started laughing, shaking off the tears on her eyelashes.

"You! Yes! Yes! I! Take! Responsibility!" Thinking of his usual self-important appearance, Boss Dongda collapsed! !

His image! ! !

By the way, Dongergou, your image has long since disappeared, meow?