I, I, I am not a snake spirit

After confirming that the Second Young Master Dong would come back late, Wu Xiaoyou began to implement his negotiation plan.

It's really ridiculous that a human has to bring cats, cats, dogs and a group of mice to negotiate with another group of mice.The negotiation is over, the rats are in the same nest, the negotiation is not good, I'm sorry, the rats in this area can only keep one nest!

When it was time to get off work, Wu Xiaoyou closed the plan, turned off the computer, locked the drawers, tidied up the table, and took a deep breath.When he entered the supermarket for the first time, Huihui took the initiative to submit a certificate, hoping that he could say hello to the leader of the nearby wild cats, Rhubarb, not to kill them all, and they would not go too far, at least they would not go into the supermarket to make trouble.Now this group of outsiders don't care about these things, they naturally rush to wherever there is delicious food, it is winter now, and the food stalls outside have been withdrawn, so only the supermarket is the place with the most abundant ingredients.

When passing by the security room, the dog mother, Nannan, even ran out to say hello to him: "If I didn't already have a family, I would definitely go over and shout for the son, bark."

"Less, don't watch those, broken, broken palace movies." Wu You knocked on its dog's head, watching the three puppies stick their heads out from behind the thick curtain, and the youngest one stepped on his younger brother's head On, mighty like a general.

Xie Hao stood in the room and nodded to him, Wu You smiled slightly, patted her daughter, wrapped her scarf tightly and ran away.

Squinting his eagle eyes, Xie Hao looked at Wu You who ran away.What did he say to his daughter just now?Watch less Gongdou movies?How did he know that the palace fight movies are always released in the security room recently?And it's really the girl who likes to watch it, as long as it's broadcast, she has to watch it all the time even after eating.

This kid is really interesting...

In the small public park not far from home, Wu Xiaoyou squatted down in a leeward place, waiting for the negotiating opponent to come over.

Rhubarb stood on the rockery behind him, his obese body was placed there like a ball, his fur was messed up by the cold wind, and he remained motionless.There are quite a few wild cats hidden in the trees on the surrounding rockery, as long as Wu You gives an order, they will definitely attack in groups.

The foreign mice are so annoying, they dare to bully Wu Xiaoyou and kill them all!

After a while, Hui Hui led a group of children and grandchildren to run. When it first saw the mighty Rhubarb, it not only flinched.Rhubarb and his subordinates have to eat a lot of Hui Hui's descendants and collateral descendants every month. They are stained with the blood of rats, and the rats will shudder just by squatting wherever they go.

"Zhizhi, come, come." Huihui's injuries healed a lot, and he stood tremblingly beside Wu You, trying to make himself look more imposing.

As soon as it finished speaking, seven or eight big mice came out from the grass on the opposite side. The leader was two times bigger than Hui Hui, fat and strong, with fierce eyes. What a mess.

No wonder Huihui was beaten so badly.

Wu Xiaoyou's eyes looked back and forth for a long time before the two rats, and finally said: "Go, let's start."

The leading foreign mouse held its head high and held its chest high: "As a great mouse, you actually obey the orders of a human being. I despise you, Zhizhi!" As he spoke, he glanced at Rhubarb contemptuously, his little black eyes were completely different. Keep a big cat in sight.

If it weren't for the Zhizhi behind, Wu You would have praised his words and mental attitude.

"Zhizhi, it's none of your business. When you come to a new site, you have to abide by the rules of the new site. Not only did you break the rules when you came here, you also injured my brother. It's unbearable!" Huihui jumped.

"Squeaky, I can't bear it!" A group of mice behind him yelled wildly.

"Small, be careful to recruit people, people!" Wu You warned.

Suddenly quiet.

"Squeak." The strong mouse sneered, it actually used its thick hind legs to prop up its body, and walked back and forth like a human: "Look at your talents, do you think you can live a good life by mixing with humans and cats? Zhizhi, you are just kidding, why not hang out with me, and I will make you eat and drink hot food."

Wu Xiaoyou looked at the mouse, opened her mouth wide in surprise, and was able to walk upright. Is this trying to become a sperm?

The posture of the strong mouse really stunned them all, and they didn't dare to speak for a while.

"Tell me, what exactly do you want me to do when you invite me here?" The strong mouse resumed its four-legged posture and squatted on the haystack.

"There are two roads in front of you, one is to sleep with us, and I will be the boss. The other is..." Hui Hui swallowed, looked at Wu You, and then at Da Huang: "The other is, you, All destroyed!"

"Squeak ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The strong mouse laughed wildly: "Sharing your nest with you? Are you the boss? What are you kidding?" Its tone was extremely disdainful: "Fuck with your humans and cats, sir, mine Rats are not under your control..."

As soon as the words fell, Wu You clapped his hands violently.

Rhubarb rushed out like a yellow phantom. The fat on his body didn't affect his flexibility at all. When the strong mouse didn't watch out for it, he pressed it under his paws.

The subordinates brought by the strong mouse saw it, became angry, and jumped up screaming.Before they got close to rhubarb, they were cut by a few wild cats that jumped down from the tree!

"Damn it! You are a rat grandson who eats everything! Didn't you say you want to negotiate? How can you do it? Squeak!!" The strong mouse struggled frantically, waving its limbs and fighting Rhubarb.

As soon as Rhubarb let go of its claws, it ran away, and after two steps, it was held down again. After a few strokes, it was panting: "Traitor, traitor among mice! Come on everyone!!" The strong mouse roared.

The grass in all directions trembled, and a group of mice rushed over.

Wu You didn't change his expression, he climbed up the rockery two or three times, put two fingers in his mouth and blew hard, making a loud whistle.

All of a sudden, the grass was boiling, and the shadows of countless wild cats and dogs shuttled back and forth. When they saw the mice, they chased after them, bared their sharp teeth, and bit them to death one by one.

As soon as Dongfang Lin was halfway in the car, he received a call saying that there was a problem with the dinner over there, and he didn't have to go there today.Although he smiled and said it's okay, it's okay, but he secretly spat in his heart.Damn, I really hate people who interfere with my time and my wife's time. Then I look at my watch. Now my daughter-in-law is going to get off work. I guess I can have a hot meal when I get home.

When he was about to reach his home, he got off the congested road and turned into a small road with few people. Because it was cold and dark quickly, there was almost no one around the small park, and even two of the three street lights were broken. Now it is dark Look scary.

He was driving very slowly, with the headlights shining on the road, and suddenly saw a group of mice running out in front of him, hula-la and ran towards the small park.

Fuck, are the mice going to fight in groups?Before he could react, he heard a whistle, followed by cats and dogs barking in the park.

Who's in the park this late?Is it a dog thief?

Due to the rampant dog thieves, people who go out to walk their dogs now put collars on their dogs and hold them tightly in their hands, for fear that their darling will become someone else's table food if they are not careful. .However, due to the fact that there are more tenants outside the office workers and few dogs in the nearby community, it is rare to see a few dogs walking, and even if there are, they are all solved in the community.

So the question is, who is whistling in the park?

Everyone has curiosity, Donger Shao felt that if he caught the dog thief, it would be a disaster. Thinking of this, he parked the car at the edge of the park, took out a wrench from the car, and sneaked in along the path. garden.

This park is not big because it is free and there are not many sports facilities, but there are many trees and rockeries. After all, these things are not worth stealing or destroying.The lights inside were broken in all sorts of cases because no one took care of them, and the other two pale green lights illuminated several big trees, which looked very intrusive.

A few wild cats swished past him, scaring him into a cold sweat.Standing still and smoothing the air, I walked a few steps forward, and suddenly found that there seemed to be a person squatting on the rockery not far from me!

Emma, ​​who is this, stealing dogs in the park so leisurely at night?Well, it seems that he is alone, and there is no sign of another person nearby, only cats and dogs jumping in the bushes and grass, accompanied by a few screams.

Oh, this person is watching cats and dogs fighting, isn't it boring?

Dongfang Lin felt a little bored. Just as he was about to go back, he heard a voice that was very familiar to him: "Catch it, catch it, shit, here, make trouble on my, land, land, kill you, you guys!"

What the hell! ! !

Isn't this my daughter-in-law?

With this tone and momentum, what is the daughter-in-law doing? ?

Dongfang Lin couldn't move anymore. He looked at the shadow squatting on the rockery, and broke out in a cold sweat for some reason.

The daughter-in-law's snake spirit disease, again, committed it again?

squat down.Body, rubbing against each other, walked to hide behind a thick holly, Donger Shao tried hard to look out from the gap between the trees.

The human breath had been leaked out a long time ago, and several cats and dogs around stood up vigilantly and looked towards him, only to find that it was actually Wu Xiaoyou's man, so they pretended not to see him and sat back.

At the same time, they also forgot or didn't realize at all that they had to remind Wu Xiaoyou, who was still in command, that his man was peeking again.

Wu Xiaoyou is sitting on a rock at the moment showing off his might: "Convince, do you agree?"

The strong mouse squeaked and yelled at Dahuang's feet: "I don't accept it, I have the guts to fight again!"

"Bite, bite it!" King Wu ordered.

Rhubarb opened his mouth to bite, and the biting mouse was covered in cuts and bruises.

"Squeak!!" The fat mouse cried out in pain: "Don't, don't bite. I have an 80-year-old mother on top of me, and a baby waiting to be fed on the bottom. Please spare my life!"

Listening to Wu You's stuttering words, Dongfang Lin was stunned when he looked at the cats, dogs and mice under the rockery...

He, his wife, is he a fairy? ?