I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Mi Tian gritted his teeth angrily, you stutter, maybe you're talking nonsense behind your back.Also, how could such a fierce shrew raise an uneducated son?I don't know what stuttering drug that little stutter gave Fang Lin to make him look like this.I think back then that I used so many methods and spent so much time, but I was just standing on the edge of my friends, unable to get closer even one step.

I thought yesterday was a good opportunity, and it was rare to meet Fang Lin drinking like this, but who would have expected that there would be a stammer in his family who forcibly interfered with his good business!

Thinking of the stuttering and smacking of Fang Lin, I thought that no matter what, Fang Lin would break up with him when he woke up.After all, how could someone as arrogant as Fang Lin endure this matter, but who would have thought that the phone call that was so hard-won would turn out to be an accusation!

"I didn't..." Mi Tianle was wronged: "I was just afraid that he wouldn't be able to take good care of you and wanted to stay there for the night, but who knew he beat and scolded me like a madman. Fang Lin, this kind of person You, do you really like him?"

"Did he beat and scold you?" Dongfang Lin raised his brows when he heard the point.

Wu You rolled his eyes when he heard this sentence, what does it mean to open your eyes and tell nonsense, and even beat and scolded, it's just haha.

"Yes." Mi Tianle felt that there was a door, showing a successful smile, and said in an aggrieved tone: "Later, his mother also came, not only hitting me and kicking me out, but also hitting you in the face. Fang Lin , does your face still hurt?"

Fuck!The mother-in-law is here too? ?Dongfang Lin was about to explode.Based on what he knew about Mi Tianle's behavior, he could imagine what kind of scuffle scene last night was.It's really light for me to be beaten. According to my mother-in-law's temper, it would be considered merciful if I didn't throw myself out.

"Oh, it doesn't hurt anymore..." Dongfang Lin looked absent-mindedly at Wu Xiaoyou who was serving the meal. The little rabbit was probably angry, his face was bulging, and his little eyes were whizzing like a blade. Yes, I'm about to poke myself into a sieve.

"That's how it is, um, I know, you just don't want to come in the future. I have something to do, so I hang up first." Too lazy to listen to the other party's babbling, Dongfang Lin hung up the phone and approached with a mean smile Beside Wu You, suddenly bowed his head and stole a kiss: "Hey, you're jealous."

Wu You blurted his face with hehe, and put his rice bowl on the table: "Eat!"

"So sour, so sour, old vinegar." Dongfang Lin teased excitedly: "I have to thank my mother-in-law for not killing me, and I also have to thank you for believing in me, hehe, I have nothing to do with him, really, I swear. Don't be angry, daughter-in-law?"

"Who, who..." Who the hell is your wife, you are almost my wife!Wu Xiaoyou picked up the chopsticks and tapped Donger Shao's paw: "Brush your teeth! Wash your face!"

Dongfang Lin rushed into the bathroom, and came out again within 2 minutes, and sat down next to Wu You in a greasy way: "You have to believe me, a good boy paper like me must not be cheap for others, my For the first time, I still want to leave it to my daughter-in-law."

First time?Wu You's round face turned red, and he pushed the guy sticking to him away with his elbow: "Who, who will believe it!" How could a man with such excellent conditions have never had such a thing before, even if he didn't have a boyfriend? Friends, but don't all rich people like to go to that kind of place?first?What about cheating ghosts?

"Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask my mother." Young Master Dong graciously gave Wu You a dish: "Just now, her old man called me and told me to keep myself clean and not be taken advantage of by strange guys."

Wu You was stabbed to the knee by the strange guy's five words, and he shook his chopsticks: "I, I also..."

"You're not, you've passed Minglu, she's my wife." Young Master Dong took a few mouthfuls of rice and chewed vigorously.Although the daughter-in-law's skills are not as good as those senior chefs in big hotels, but this place is full of love...

"My mother knows about you. She is afraid that I will be taken advantage of by Mi Tianle. That guy used to be a classmate with me. He chased me when he was abroad. I have always firmly rejected him. Who knew he would return to China suddenly. Yes, I was shocked when I saw him yesterday. Later, he insisted on sending me home. I thought nothing serious would happen to you at home anyway, so I asked him to send me back... Hey, look at me For the sake of being so virtuous, why don't you give me a kiss?" As he said, he moved his big head closer.

Wu Xiaoyou shoved him away with chopsticks in embarrassment, after thinking about it, he dragged him back, and kissed him on the face: "Praise."

Dong Ergou, who was kissed for the first time, was stunned. His mouth was half-opened, immersed in the pink happiness bubble, and he was so happy that he almost flew up: "Oh, my God, I saw God ..."

Wu You was amused by his stupidity: "There is so much nonsense, eat, eat!"

The relationship between the two seems to have gradually warmed up during this misunderstanding. Wu You no longer resists a certain person coming up to steal a kiss from time to time, and he can occasionally respond to one.It's a pity that it wasn't the mouth that kissed, because as soon as he saw Dong Ershao's mouth, he couldn't help but think of the disgusting scene where he vomited, and the charming atmosphere would quickly dissipate.

Although Dongfang Lin, who was kept in the dark, was a little regretful, he was still in high spirits. Stealing a piece of incense seemed to take advantage of it, and he kept giggling non-stop.It turns out that this is the feeling of being in love in the legend. It seems that even the IQ has been dissipated in the air, and there is only that round face and watery eyes in my mind, which is simply wonderful.

When he was at work, the boss of Dongda floated up, his steps were brisk, and his eyes were full of spring. Just by looking at his expression, he could tell that this guy was shouting such stupid words as I am in love, baa hahaha.

It was the first time to confirm a romantic relationship, and the boss of Dongda was so happy that he wished to move the office headquarters here.Fortunately, his IQ has not dissipated too much, and he began to slowly recover after entering the working state, and he did not make such convulsive actions.

Wu Xiaoyou, who was almost a pet and a sycophant, didn't seem to have changed at all, she was still so meek, but the cats, dogs, and sparrows on the road all started booing congratulations when they saw him. Throwing it out like money, the vigor was as if seeing the girl he was serving became the queen's courtier who wanted to strip her naked and send her to the emperor's bed, so Wu You didn't dare to look up all the way.

Especially those annoying sparrows kept chirping in his ear, what the man was going to do with the man, what was the process, what was the reaction, what was the detailed and vivid, Wu Xiaoyou's face was blushing.

Fortunately, Young Master Dong couldn't understand what those sparrows were saying. He simply thought that his wife was being shy. Seeing him bowing his head in embarrassment, he wished to punish him immediately!

It's so hard to endure, he's almost turning into a tortoise!

Just a few days after they were immersed in this pleasant atmosphere, a big event happened in the supermarket!

Rat plague!

Every place where you buy food is strictly guarded against rats and cockroaches, and the corners and corners of the rat poison are sprayed for free, but the rats have grown up, IQ and learned to evolve. in a glass case selling delicatessen.

Fortunately, it was discovered before the door was opened, otherwise, if it was exposed, it would definitely have to be closed for rectification, and the loss was not 01:30.Especially the staff at the deli stall were quite scared.When this kind of thing happens, wages will be deducted or fired, and they don't want to lose their jobs because of a mouse.

Wu You also heard about the rat infestation in the store, and he frowned.Because of the agreement I have made in the past few years, almost all the rats will never approach this supermarket, let alone come in and gnaw randomly. Whose family belong to such unqualified and unruly rats?

Taking advantage of the time to go to the toilet, seeing that there was no one left and right, Wu You sat on the toilet and brushed and called: "Huihui, Huihui?"

After a while, a gray mouse the size of a palm came out of the gap in the ceiling and fell down the water pipe in front of Wu Xiaoyou.Its movements are not very sensitive, it seems that one foot is limping, and it fell when it landed, and it took a long time to get up.

Wu You was surprised when he saw the scars on his body: "Why, what's going on?"

The big mouse named Hui Hui couldn't bear the pain, and burst into tears: "Zhi Zhi Zhi, Wu Xiaoyou, our days are not over, Zhi Zhi Zhi. A group of robbers are here, they are so cruel, brothers I can't beat it, woo woo."

Wu You was stunned: "Outside, the outsider, the mouse?" The mouse boss in the area nearby has always been gray, and he used cats that can't catch them to cut off their children and grandchildren as a rule to keep them away from the supermarket, and even told them The time and address of every time the supermarket throws away garbage, to ensure that these guys can eat and drink enough.These years have been getting along without incident, why did a group of foreign mice suddenly come?

"I heard that they came from the city center. They were reported because they found rats on the counter, and they started to crack down hard. These guys fled in all directions, and a group of fierce ones came here." Gray black There were big tears in the eyeballs: "Killed many of my brothers, sisters and children to death, woo woo, that scene was too cruel. I have searched for you several times but failed to find it. I originally wanted the sparrows to help me pass it on A word, but I have been busy grabbing territory recently, so I ignored it. If you didn’t let the sparrow come to me today, I... woo woo, I couldn’t help myself and sacrificed...Wu Xiaoyou, you have to save us!! "

Wu You has never encountered this kind of thing before. The supermarket will definitely put all kinds of medicines in a lot of food waste when there is a rat problem here. He can't just watch those cats and dogs eat those things and die: "You, You tell your brother, brothers, no, don’t come out these few days. I think, find a way.”

He watched Huihui disappear into the gap in the ceiling and sighed.

Alien mice... what a nuisance!