I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Mother Dong shivered from her husband's fright, and said angrily, "It's a rabbit, not Mr. Rabbit!"

"Isn't that the same?" Dong's father was furious: "The Dong family has been innocent all his life, and he will never allow a rabbit to enter the door!!!"

"What the hell did I say it was a rabbit!! Not Lord Rabbit!!" Mother Dong was annoyed to death: "Where's my phone? Boss, have you seen my phone?"

Dongfang Yue wished he could hide himself behind the corner of the newspaper, but his mother called him by name: "No... did you put it in the bedroom?"

"That's in the bedroom." Mother Dong stood up angrily, raised her leg and kicked her husband: "Master Rabbit, what else do you know besides this? Oh, the rabbit is Master Rabbit? I raised a baby with my wife." Lord Rabbit?"

Dongfang Yue, who was raised by his old mother, suddenly felt a pain in his knees. He had provoked someone.

Papa Dong's brains are amazing, he was only stunned for a moment, and then he realized: "Second child likes a Guzuier?"

Mama Dong was hurt by his crime, so she just grunted and sneered twice, and left by herself.

Father Dong fell on the stool as if struck by lightning, staring blankly at his eldest son: "Second brother, he... His preferences are always so different..."

The more Dongfang endured the difficulties with a smile, he coughed twice: "Yes, it's better to open your mouth than Mr. Rabbit, right?" Brother, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's that I don't know what you can do. Some people describe it as a rabbit... What kind of aesthetics is this, it's just weird!

Papa Dong wandered between Master Rabbit and Kuozuier for a long time, and finally shed a line of old tears.He stood up leisurely, shaking his mandarin jacket: "No one in life has died since ancient times, so stay loyal and find a way to talk, second child, second child, you are really... really... hey!!" After finishing speaking, he shook his head. Didn't go back upstairs.

When he heard the door of the upstairs study room close, Dongfang Yuexiao lay on the sofa, trembling like an epileptic.He was so convinced by his parents that he was such a treasure, he even came out to keep his loyalty and open his mouth. He was really a god.

It was noon when Wu You woke up, he opened his eyes, and found that he was pushed to the edge of the bed again, the quilt was almost completely wrapped around him, and there was a big fluffy head resting on his stomach.

Dongfang Lin's sleeping appearance has always been very strange, he likes to arch people, and likes to cover his head.Now he buried his head in the quilt like an ostrich, his big naked buttocks were exposed outside, and his white flesh was shining brightly from the sunlight coming in from outside the curtains.

When Wu You first discovered this man's stink, he really wanted to take a picture of it and show it to him later as a dark history, but later he felt that there was no hatred or resentment.It's just that the boss of Dongda's glamorous front and second-handedness really made him always have the illusion that the boss is smart again, or that this guy must not be that cool and handsome boss, but is possessed by a pig. .

He rubbed his hungry, rumbling stomach, and reluctantly got out of bed.The heating in the room is sufficient, and it is not cold to step on the wooden floor with bare feet.Wu You got dressed, opened the curtains, and the warm winter sunshine instantly filled the room.It's a pity that a certain pig is still buried under the quilt, snorting and snorting.

The sour smell of alcohol in the bathroom has not dissipated, Wu You covered his nose and turned on the exhaust fan, and trotted downstairs to sprinkle water.

A burst of melodious music sounded, and Wu Xiaoyou hummed along with the music for a long time, shaking her head, and suddenly realized something was wrong.The voice was slightly familiar, and it was too close.He followed the sound and found the mobile phone in Dongfang Lin's coat, which had been singing for a long time, and three large characters jumped on the LCD screen: Miss Pang.

Miss Pang? ? ?

Who is Miss Pang? ?

Wu You suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and felt that he really shouldn't easily agree to someone's sweet talk and coaxing. He thought he would kiss him before he explained the family background clearly?no way!

With a calm face, Wu Xiaoyou held the phone and went upstairs, flipped the quilt away, and let someone hang out in the air: "Get up, get up!"

"No, I'm sleepy..." Dongfang Lin muttered, groped his hands on the bed for a while, and then put his head under the pillow again.

Wu You raised his paw and slapped his butt wildly: "Get up, get up, get up, get up!"

Dong Er Shao twisted on the bed for a long time, but found that he couldn't escape, and finally sat up: "What's the matter? I don't go to work today, I'm sleepy!"

"There is one, aunt, the girl called you, call!" Wu You threw the phone on him: "I'm afraid of delay, it will delay you, it's a good thing."

"Girl?" Dongfang Lin scratched his hairy head for a moment, and suddenly remembered that there was only one person marked "Girl" on the phone, and he was the one who couldn't be bothered.He suddenly woke up and fell asleep: "Fuck, what are you calling at this time? Oh, Yoyo, my phone is running out of battery, where is my charger? Help me find it!!"

Find your sister!Wu You angrily pulled out the charger in the study and threw it on Donger Shao's belly, then turned to cook by himself.

Miss Pang, hum, Miss Pang!

"You brat, when did you answer the phone? I thought you were killed by someone. You don't know what a mother I am. I'm in a hurry, bastard, where are you now?" The phone just connected, A series of accusations came over like a machine gun, and Dongfang Lin's unconscious mind was even more dizzy: "Mom, I'm fine, why are you calling?"

"I can't call if it's okay? Are you still my son? It's only natural for my mother to call her son. I didn't hear that I have to pick a time!" Dong's mother was worried about the tragic situation of her son being eaten and wiped out all morning. Finally got a channel to vent: "I said, Er Zi, is that Mi or something by your side?"

Mi what?Dongfang Lin blinked: "Mi Tianle? No, what's the matter?" He remembered that Mi Tianle drove the driver away and sent him back when he drank too much. What happened next?The memory is fragmented.

"Hey, my silly son, have you forgotten how Mi Tianle chased you back then? Tsk tsk, he didn't do anything to you, did he? Mom is worried about you!" Mama Dong patted the table directly: "Don't forget Don’t you like that, little rabbit stuttering? If you let him know that you have been raped, he will definitely kill you!” Thinking of her son’s eyes full of joy every time he talked about that little stammer, she could hardly bear the thought. Make up the plot after being caught and raped.

Oh, her poor son!

Fuck!This time Dong Er Shao was completely awake. He grabbed his pajamas and put them on and asked, "Mom, is it not so serious? Mi Tianle shouldn't be here... Emma, ​​I'll go and see, and I'll call you back later." ah."

Putting on his clothes with all his hands and feet, Dong Er Shao clattered downstairs in his slippers: "Yuyo, Yoyo?"

Wu You was sulking in the kitchen. Little Spy Niu had heard Young Master Dong calling his mother, but before he finished listening, he saw that guy rushing downstairs.

It hasn't had time to tell the story yet. Nasty!

Niuzi followed behind and strolled downstairs, and saw Dong Ershao just being kicked out of the kitchen by Wu You: "Go, don't, don't come in!"

Dongfang Lin grabbed the door frame and laughed: "Why are you angry? What's the matter?"

Wu You ignored him, just stir-fried the bacon with celery in it.The aroma of the bacon is rich and tangy, making the stomach growl.

"He called his mother meow..." Niuzi jumped onto the sink, staring at the sliced ​​meat in the pot, her eyes were round: "Share my meat and eat meow, I'll tell you what he said..."

Arch it down with your elbow: "I'll give it later, I'll give you cans, cans." Is Miss Pang his mother?Why did you write such a name? It's so misleading and disgusting!

Wu Xiaoyou's mood finally turned from cloudy to sunny.

"I also mentioned that Mi Tian was happy meow..." Niuzi flicked her tail: "I mentioned meow twice."

He actually mentioned that man!Wu You's mood was instantly overcast, and the spatula made a clicking sound when it hit the edge of the pot.

Young Master Dong shrank his neck, wondering why his daughter-in-law suddenly stretched her face when she saw the smile just now?He moved forward cautiously: "Then what, I drank too much last night..."

"Huh!" Wu You took out the dishes and started stirring the eggs again.

"I stayed up on the road and didn't sleep until I saw you before I passed out..." Dong Er Shao started to act cute, and when he grinned, he found his cheeks hurt a bit, he looked left and right at the glass door of the kitchen: "Hey , Why is my face swollen? Is it an alcohol allergy? "

Thinking of those few slaps from his mother, Wu You felt happy again: "Who, who knows."

"Tsk..." It really hurts to touch, even the inside of the mouth seems to be broken, and looking at the area, it doesn't look like an allergy but like being smoked...

Dong Er Shao's back suddenly had a cold wind: "Last night, did you fight with the person who sent me back?"

Wu You glanced at him: "No, no." Almost, if my mother hadn't come in time, she would have pinched her if she couldn't help herself.

Dong Er Shao tilted his head and thought, Mi Tianle probably didn't have the guts to hit him, so this face...was beaten by his wife?

Emma, ​​what does this prove?It proves that the daughter-in-law is jealous!Thinking of this, he immediately smiled: "Hey, Yoyo, that person is really annoying, don't forget to take it to heart."

Hate you and ask him to send you back?Wu Youhu didn't even bother to hum.

The stirred eggs were poured into the pan, and there was a piercing frying sound, and the burnt aroma of the eggs filled the room.

Donger Shao's hungry saliva almost flowed out: "Yuyou, why are you angry? Tell me? I was so drunk yesterday that I really can't remember."

Wu You turned his eyes and looked at Dongfang Lin: "That person, say, you and him..." At this point, he bit his lip and stopped talking.

Seeing his daughter-in-law's aggrieved look, Second Young Master Dong cried out in his heart: "What did he say? You should treat everything he says as a fart, that guy is not telling the truth."

"He said, what did you say, does it have anything to do with me?" Wu You put the fried dish on the dining table: "That's you, your friend, and, it's not mine."

Fuck, it looks like he definitely said something.

Dongfang Lin frowned, rushed upstairs and took down the phone, and called Mi Tianle in front of Wu You.

Mi Tianle was very happy when he saw Donger Shao's call: "Hello, Fang Lin? Are you okay?"

"Tianle, what did you say to my daughter-in-law?" Dongfang Lin was in a very sad mood: "It was impossible for me to be with you before, and it will be impossible in the future. No matter what you said, I hope you will not appear in front of my daughter-in-law in the future." In front of my son, I don't want him to be unhappy."