I, I, I am not a snake spirit

The stone in Wu You's heart fell to the ground for a while, and she felt that she was crying stupidly and felt embarrassed.He pushed away Donger Shao's arm and jumped off his lap, scratching his cheeks in embarrassment: "Don't tell me, tell someone else!"

"That's for sure, if I make you anxious, you call a group of rats to evacuate me, wouldn't it be a loss of life and wealth." Dongfang Lin looked at Wu Xiaoyou's appearance and felt so cute, hugged His waist was kissed on his small pointed chin.Don't look at the chubby face, but the chin is small and cute, following Yang Xu's steadfastness.

"Okay, don't think about what you have and what you don't have." Young Master Dong was immersed in the happiness of having a fairy wife at home: "Try my stir-fried dishes, it should taste good."

Only then did Wu You focus on the dishes on the table, and he twitched the corners of his mouth: "Who, who taught you, so, cooking?" This kind of combination is also drunk, one plate is red and the other is Green and oily, red and green are an eternal match.

"I am self-taught!" Dong Er Shao is very proud: "I used to make delicious food in the oven when I was abroad, and I will cook it for you later!"

Wu You didn't have any hopes for his oven food. He cautiously picked up a chopstick of fried leeks with celery and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it twice, then gave Dong Er Shao a thumbs up, and lowered his head to take a mouthful of porridge.

There was a murder at home, the salt seller was definitely killed!

Dongfang Lin was very happy to receive the praise: "Is it delicious? You can eat more if it tastes good. It's my first time cooking, and I don't know what to put in it." As he spoke, he took a chopstick of tomato and stuffed it into it with a smile. in my own mouth...

Then, no more.

"Let's pour it out." Second Young Master Dong was in a particularly uncomfortable mood. The bite of the dish just now almost killed him, and it seemed that he had chewed a grain of salt.

"No, it's okay..." Wu You picked up the rice: "Eat it as a pickle."

Under Wu You's insistence, the two plates of pickles survived until the end of the dinner, and more than half of them were left. Dong Er Shao was particularly guilty: "I see you fry them like this, who knew it would become like this." Obviously they are all the same. Stir-fry and add salt, why is the one made by the daughter-in-law so delicious? Why does the one made by myself become like this! ! !

It's unbelievable that the color is so bright, but it can't be eaten!

He quickly destroyed the remaining vegetables and wiped out the remains, and took the canned food to curry favor with the two little spies. Young Master Dong tried his best to put this failure behind him, took out his notebook and worked, and at the same time devoted himself to reading. Daughter-in-law chatting.

"Do you want to go to study?" After processing a few documents, Dongfang Lin looked up at the little fat man shrouded in the shadow of the lamp. The yellow reading lamp illuminated his white and tender skin with a feeling of warm jade. Looking at it, he wanted to touch it a handful.Especially the soft little belly, I put my hand on it and wished it would stick to it and not come down.

Others think that fat people are greasy, but Wu Xiaoyou feels like a jade carving from birth, fleshy and refreshing, warm and comfortable in his arms.

Wu You flicked the book for a moment, but didn't speak.

"If you want to do something more advanced in the future, you must learn hand-drawing and computer graphics. The combination of patterns and text is the best plan. Your writing skills and ideas are pretty good now, but drawing is too bad. Tangyuan'er is not reliable, but I can ask him to introduce you to a teacher, how about it?" Dongfang Lin thought about his wife's two-point-one-line dead house state in the past few years, and always felt that this was not good, and she hadn't contacted her for a long time. The external environment and news, the whole person will be blocked.

"I just think it's boring for you to stay in the company all day long and don't go out in the company at home. It's good to get in touch with people in a different environment. Before I wasn't there, you were so boring. You were the only one in the room, and you didn't even have time to chat with me." There are none." Dongfang Lin thought of Wu Xiaoyou sitting quietly on the sofa watching TV every day, and felt very lonely and lonely.

Wu You patted Niuzi who was lying beside her, and Niuzi yelled impatiently: "No, it's not boring."

Dongfang Lin froze for a moment, then suddenly remembered that his daughter-in-law could understand animals.On weekdays, these two cats thought they were free to practice their voices when they called each other, but only now did they realize that they were just chatting.

"No, but, I want to learn." Supermarkets and shopping malls do event planning, and sometimes event planning also needs drawings to express text content. He is very lacking in this aspect, and he looks at the pony two or three times on weekdays I just sketched a picture and was very envious.

"Then, I'll find you a class in the next year to learn the basics first..." Dong Er Shao tilted his head and thought for a while: "Don't be tempted when you see someone more handsome than me, or I'll tie you up at home!"

"Snake, snake spirit!" Wu You rolled his eyes and continued to read.

The only quiet thing in the room was typing on the keyboard and the purring of the cat. Dongfang Lin suddenly felt that this is the feeling of home, warm and beautiful...

It's just that the little fresh meat has been unable to eat and I feel more resentful in my mouth!

Ever since he knew his daughter-in-law's ability, the boss of Dongda began to pay attention to his own image at all times.

Pick your nose?no!Even if it is really uncomfortable, hide in the toilet and dig secretly!

doze off?no!How can you doze off as an elite?No matter how tired I am, I have to go home and sleep in my wife's arms!

As for the stinky habit of taking off your shoes in the office, it must be corrected. Who knows where there will be little spies spreading this kind of thing as gossip.He is an elite after all, a cool, handsome and domineering president!It should shine with the light that blinds other people's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes every minute! ! !

His eyes fell on the window sill, and a few sparrows stood in the sun and chirped.

The boss of Dongda thought of Wu You saying that sparrows had the most sensitive information, so he immediately reached out to say hello: "Hi~ cuties~"

Sparrows: ...

"Idiot, idiot!" They all yelled and flew away.

Dongfang Lin couldn't understand, and thought he had been praised, so he went to the meeting in high spirits.

A few years ago, the supermarket gave away Spring Festival couplets and blessing characters for consumption. The gimmick is that these spring festival couplets and blessing characters are all written by the current boss, Mr. Dong's own father.Of course, he only wrote one edition, and the ones he sent out were all reprints, but this can definitely be used for publicity for more than half a month. Anyway, this handsome old man in a long robe and jacket in the photo is also a member of the Painting and Calligraphy Association. As for the member, he directly advertised for the Calligraphy and Painting Association and his son's supermarket as soon as he stepped out, earning both fame and fortune!

Dong's father took the newspapers and magazines with his photos printed every day, wishing to enlarge them and hang them on all the blank walls in the living room and bedroom, but was violently suppressed by Dong's mother. In the end, he could only stuff them into the bookcase in the study to collect ashes. A ratio of.

But as an employee, Wu Xiaoyou was a little unhappy.

During this time, the chef in charge of the staff restaurant retired and was replaced by his son. Although the menu has been improved, no matter how you look at the dishes, you can feel that this chef has received the true biography of President Dong.

Stir-fried winter melon with pumpkin, fried pepper with green pepper, and fried big tomato with small tomatoes often appeared in the lunch box, which made the meal time of the employees lively, and they all guessed the brain hole of the chef today by closing the lunch box. He looked very happy on the surface, but he was irritable in his heart because he couldn't eat delicious food. The chef took back all the words he said before complaining, and he couldn't wait to beg to come back.

In fact, this is not a bad thing, what is even worse is that Huihui once came here to tell Wu You not to eat the meat dishes in the cafeteria, the reason is that these pork and beef are trusted chefs do not know where to get them It doesn’t matter for the rats to eat the dead meat that comes back, but if people eat too much, it will definitely be bad for their health.

Recently, the boss of Dongda is on a business trip every day and even goes abroad. He is so busy with big buttocks that he has no idea what happened. Wu You just briefly mentioned the topic that the meat is not very fresh to eat with Liu Gang, who is in the same office. He knew that he absolutely couldn't say too much about this kind of thing. If someone beat him up, it would be a big problem.

The new chef is also working hard for the consumption of these meats. Every day, he cooks braised, spicy, fried and fried in different ways. Except for those exotic dishes, these hard dishes are much more varied than before, and the employees are finally relieved.

Another point of displeasure is that recently his direct supervisor, manager Tang Yuanyuan, seems to have broken up in love, or it seems that the relationship is not going well.Because Wu You often saw him leaning against the window, holding a rose in his hand, muttering about whether he loves me or not, and forcing the only pony with art experience to give it to him with the petals in his mouth. When he paints portraits, if the flowers don't look good, he will be trained a lesson and then paint again.It forced Xiao Ma's sketches and sketches to a new level in just one month. The painting of Tang Yuanyuan eating petals from various angles is full of the painstaking efforts of Xiao Ma's classmates, which made people lose weight. Seeing Tangyuan I couldn't help but want to shiver.

"It's a big crime!" Taking advantage of the leader's absence, Xiao Ma cried while cooking: "I haven't drawn people for so many years, it's because he forced me to draw better than when I was the best at school. It’s good, it’s about to break through the sky!! It’s fatal, can he still be normal?? If it doesn’t work, I’ll spend some money to find some people to knock Xie Hao unconscious and tie him to the bed.” Tang Yuaner complained It sounds like every word is a small blade, and the cut pony is in pain.

Because she always felt that there was something wrong with the way the head of the security guard looked at her, Wu Xiaoyou excused herself to be busy and hadn't seen her for half a month. Now that she heard this kind of gossip, her ears perked up: "Broken, broken in love with him?"

Xiao Ma sighed: "Who knows, it's hard to guess gay's mind, could it be that he also came to be a big aunt?"

The freshman gay Wu You silently shut up.

"I heard..." Liu Gang blinked mysteriously: "That Xie Hao, who has an affair with that veterinarian who often comes to see the pup, probably doesn't like the little bitch Tang Yuaner, so he flew him away." As he said that, he looked at the door cautiously, for fear that Tangyuan would pop in suddenly: "I was wondering, you said that the two men look quite normal, big and small, why do they see each other right?"

"What did you say?" Tang Yuanyuan, who was eavesdropping outside the door, ran in with a pale face: "Really?" He squinted his eyes and stomped his feet viciously: "It turns out that some bumpkin cut it up, shit, old lady Scratch his face!"