Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Jiang Wangye let out an "ah" belatedly, and turned his head to see Yue Lianzhou's expression before realizing that he was teasing him just now.

Jiang Wangye stepped into the sunny territory, and dragged Yue Lianzhou out again.

As a result, I regretted a little after I left for 2 minutes.

He himself is not afraid of the sun. He wanted to break through the inherent image and did tanning before, but he went back for nothing before the winter was over, and was ridiculed by fans for wasting money.

Yue Lianzhou is different.

Jiang Wangye turned his head and glanced.

Yue Lianzhou is also white, but it looks more like a white that doesn't see much sunlight.

He has a high nose bridge, a slender figure, broad shoulders and a thin waist, which is very manly.

Jiang Wangye couldn't hold back.

"Why don't you go to the shade of the tree." Jiang Wangye said and pushed him, "I'm not afraid of the sun."

"I'm not afraid of the sun." Yue Lianzhou smiled, "It's you who are afraid of me."

"...If you love to bask in the sun, you can do it."

Jiang Wangye left sullenly.

Not far away, an NPC sat on a chair and waved when he saw them.

"Clue, come quickly."

This NPC is wearing a school uniform, and the mission is indeed related to the campus.

"Please tell me one thing that impressed you the most in high school."

Jiang Wangye was taken aback, "Aren't you acting this time?"

NPC is very frank: "Veteran actors don't have ratings."

Jiang Wangye pondered for a while, thinking he might as well make up a story.

Yue Lianzhou next to him answered first: "I picked up a puppy at that time."

"Oh? Are you still raising it?"

Yue Lianzhou glanced at Jiang Wangye.

"At that time, there were no conditions, no raising. I want to pick it up recently, but I don't know if I will be given this chance."

Jiang Wangye was not Lu Youli, so he understood it all at once.

He took a deep breath.

"Yes. I knew a non-mainstream person in high school, whose online name was Ruo Moshao. In fact, the tattoos were all pasted up, the earrings were all clipped, and the hair was dyed for fear of causing cancer. They were all wigs."

"Pfft." The NPC laughed out loud.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him helplessly.

In fact, when he first met Yue Lianzhou, Jiang Wangye felt that he was not a good person.

Because Yue Lianzhou not only dyed his hair, he is cool boy, he also has a black dragon tattooed on his arm, and a pair of red dragon eyes are very eye-catching.

The day Jiang Wangye fought with Li Youjie, he ended up staying at Yue Lianzhou's house.

He didn't have the courage to open the door and walk back to his stepfather's house.

And Yue Lianzhou asked him in a soft voice like warm water that can contain everything: "Do you want to stay at my house for one night?"

After all, he also took care of his self-esteem: "I'm too scared to live alone, so how about you pretend to be possessed by Lei Feng and stay with me?"

Jiang Wangye nodded.

He took a shower first.

Yue Lianzhou has a bunch of disposable hotel toiletries and even disposable slippers, all of which are spoils from business trips with his parents.

He took out the T-shirt he hadn't worn and used it as pajamas for Jiang Wangye. The T-shirt was very street-like, knee-length, with a black skull in the front and a beautiful woman's head behind it.

He found another pair of unworn underwear—his father's, which was delivered by courier the day before yesterday.

"No pajama pants, I've worn all those shorts."

Jiang Wangye has a thin skin, and after taking it, he said "thank you" as loudly as a mosquito buzzing.

After he took a shower, Yue Lianzhou went to take a shower, and Jiang Wangye looked at his bedroom.

There are a bunch of posters on the wall of Yue Lianzhou's bedroom, each of which is different, some are two-dimensional, some are football stars, some are girl groups, and even a few famous scientists can be found. It is hard to tell what he likes.

There is a three-story bookcase against the wall, which is full of books, and there are all kinds of ranks.

Jiang Wangye took out a book on insect science, and even made notes in it.

There is a one-meter-long computer desk next to the bookcase. The mainframe of the computer is very cyberpunk, but the earphones on the desk are pink cat ears.

The whole bedroom doesn't look like it's lived by one person, but it looks like it's shared by several people with different personalities and preferences.

The only normal thing is the bed.

Well-prepared and festive red double-happiness sheets, the quilt cover is very fashionable, two Q-version cartoon villains kiss, and two hearts are drawn on the side.

Yue Lianzhou came out of the shower in his pajamas, and saw Jiang Wangye staring at the bed, feeling helpless.

"No way, my mother bought it."

"..."

Yue Lianzhou looked at him: "It's not that I want to get married, and it's not that my mother is getting married. She just picked it up."

The high school student who had his mind exposed scratched his head in embarrassment, and then he was free to look at Yue Lianzhou.

I was taken aback.

"You...how did your hair turn black?"

Jiang Wangye was a little dazed, wasn't he still white hair just now?

Yue Lianzhou waved his hands indifferently: "Take off the wig."

Jiang Wangye, who was exposed to this for the first time, stared blankly at him.

Yue Lianzhou couldn't hold back and smiled.

"Here, let me show you something fun."

Jiang Wangye followed him to the desk, and Yue Lianzhou opened the first drawer.

There are hairs of various colors in it, which can make up a rainbow.

"Is there a color you like? My brother will give you one."

"The school doesn't allow you to wear them, thank you."

"Will you wear it if you don't want it? Why are you so obedient?" Yue Lianzhou said and took the top green one.

"do not want!"

"Okay, okay, don't want to, that fan?"

The well-behaved 15-year-old freshman pursed his lips, took two steps back, and expressed his resistance with actions.

Yue Lianzhou turned around after Fenmao finished, saw him two arms away, with an expression on his face ready to die heroically, and laughed out loud.

"Why do you make me feel like a prostitute? My things are very expensive."

Jiang Wangye didn't speak.

Yue Lianzhou sighed: "Kids don't have aesthetics."

After putting down the pink hair, Yue Lianzhou opened the second drawer, thought for a while and closed it again.

Jiang Wangye was a little curious again, "What's in that drawer?"

Yue Lianzhou opened it and described it to him: "Black dragon, white tiger, knife, cross, this is, hiss, where did you get the rose from?"

What a mess.

Yue Lianzhou closed the drawer and opened the third one.

"Well, you should be interested in this."

"what?"

The kid really took the bait, and unconsciously leaned over again.

""Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation Hardcover Edition", "Huanggang Secret Volume", "Wang Houxiong's Selected Question Bank", Yue Lianzhou waved his hand, "Choose whatever you like, take whichever you like."

He was just joking at first, but when he saw it, the kid was really moved.

Good student.

Yue Lianzhou has never seen such an obedient one.

"I don't want you to give it away. I have money, so I'll buy it at the price." Jiang Wangye picked up a book and opened it, only to find that the questions inside had been solved.

The person who made the question wrote a good hand, and occasionally even marked notes next to the problem beyond the outline.

"You wrote it?" Jiang Wangye turned around.

Yue Lianzhou took a look to confirm: "Yes."

Jiang Wangye looked at him with admiration.

He flipped through it and found that he had finished all the questions.

"You are college students?"

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and nodded: "Forget it."

"Which university?" When Jiang Wangye flipped through the question book, he found that the other party would correct the wrong questions with a red pen. There were only two or three corrections in the whole book, and he was obviously the best of the best.

Yue Lianzhou thought about it: "Peking University."

"Wow!"