Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

The image of Yue Lianzhou suddenly became tall and close.

Jiang Wangye didn't want to admit it, but he was actually a little afraid of him.

Because Yue Lianzhou's outfit is really too personal.

Blue and white hair - now I know it's a wig, four earrings on the ears, tattoos on the legs and arms can be seen during the action, it looks very suitable for resisting knives, chewing bubble gum, and the same tattoos as the side The good brothers with dyed hair and silver earrings fought each other in the street.

But at this time, this image was replaced by another image.

A top student at Peking University, he has read a lot of books, and there are works by Mr. Wang Houxiong in the drawer.

Jiang Wangye looked up at him, with three points of defense at first, but now all of them are gone.

"You are amazing."

Xiaojiang Wangye is only 15 years old and has just reached 1.7 meters.

Yue Lianzhou was a head taller than him, looking down at him, he felt like he could see stars inside.

What a... puppies.

Bites and howls at strangers, and puts down its guard once it is circled into a safe area.

It's too easy to deceive, too obedient.

Yue Lianzhou originally thought that the child was a bit pitiful, that his father didn't love his mother, and hiding in the park alone to feed mosquitoes made it easy for people to feel that it was inhumane not to help him.

That's when I thought he was cute.

"Amazing, isn't it?" Yue Lianzhou smiled.

Jiang Wangye touched the test book with great care, and his tone became firm.

"I will learn to be like this in the future."

Yue Lianzhou was startled, and then burst out laughing after a while.

"Ah."

Jiang Wangye had been tossing around all day, and fell asleep after lying on the bed for a while.

Yue Lianzhou lay beside him, staring at the ceiling and counting.

The double bed was relatively large, and Jiang Wangye was well-behaved when he fell asleep, with his hands on both sides of his body, motionless, like a small wooden man.

Yue Lianzhou counted to more than 5000, and just started to feel a little drowsy, when he suddenly heard mosquito-like sleep talk from beside him.

"Li Youjie... I'll cut you off if you make trouble again."

Good guy, what kind of dream did you have, was it so fierce in the dream?

Yue Lianzhou couldn't fall asleep, so he just propped up his body and watched the children around him play the series with relish.

"If you touch my hand again, I'll cut it off for you, hurry up!"

"I want to take an exam, I will take the exam tomorrow... I can't do it tomorrow, I'm still on vacation tomorrow..."

"Being the first in the class next week, and the first in the school next week, you can't do it, you don't believe in Wang Houxiong, you only believe in Xue Jinxing."

Yue Lianzhou couldn't hold back, and reached out to gently touch his soft cheek.

The child turned his head away as if afraid of the cold, his cheeks chased Yue Lianzhou's hand, and gently moved closer to the heat source.

Yue Lianzhou was not used to being so close to people, so he pulled out his hand and heard him whispering.

"I don't want a stepfather, I don't want a stepfather..."

"Mother."

Xiao Jiang Wangye frowned and cried out in a low voice.

Yue Lianzhou froze for a moment, stretched out his hand, and caught a hot tear.

After Jiang Wangye finished telling the story of "I have a non-mainstream friend", the NPC sent a clue card.

After walking for another five or six minutes, I arrived at another place where clues were sent.

This task is a bit time-consuming. Two people make gestures and guesses. Only when they answer ten questions correctly can they pass the level.

Jiang Wangye gestures, Yue Lianzhou guesses.

The words are very simple, but the tacit understanding between the two is zero. They even guessed the first word for half a minute.

Jiang Wangye played the chicken very well, and Yue Lianzhou wildly guessed chicken burgers, chicken hearts, livers and kidneys.

After answering ten questions, Jiang Wangye's hands were itchy.

Going forward, another clue point requires answering [-] questions to test the tacit understanding.

Thirty questions, two people choose the same answer to each other.

Jiang Wangye looked at the report card with excited heart and trembling hands.

"Guess why you filled my favorite color with pink?" Jiang Wangye was puzzled, "Do I look like someone who likes pink?"

Yue Lianzhou felt like it.

He also didn't understand.

"Then why is your favorite color for me filled with red?"

Jiang Wangye said with a cold face: "You said in the post-match interview of last season's spring split that you made eight out of four, that you like red!"

"Is there?" Yue Lianzhou thought for a while, but couldn't remember.

Or maybe there is, he's the kind of guy who talks nonsense just to fool interviews.

Jiang Wang was wild: "Then what color do you like?"

"Pink, can't you see it?" Yue Lianzhou was surprised, "My earphones have always been pink, cat ear shape, I thought you knew."

know shit!

This group of professional players has pink cat ears per person, and the beauty is the most beautiful in each live broadcast room, just like the female anchor of the Bel Canto Sweet entertainment area.

Jiang Wangye turned his head and left.

The following clues were not very satisfactory.

If it's a single-player mission, it's okay to say, but it's quite tortuous when it comes to the assessment of the tacit understanding between two people.

Yue Lianzhou was restless and kind, and always liked to tease him. Jiang Wangye couldn't hold back, and slapped him on the shoulder with a "slap".

"If you mess around again, I will," Jiang Wangye gritted his teeth, first turned off the microphone, and then motioned to Yue Lianzhou, "Turn off the microphone and let's have a good chat."

Yue Lianzhou closed the wheat.

Jiang Wangye threatened him in a low voice: "I will shake off the news that you are less and less ruthless!"

"It doesn't matter." Yue Lianzhou shrugged, "I also had nicknames like 'Guardian Angel' and 'Brother's Q friend, you can't afford it', do you need to shake it off together?"

Jiang Wangye glared at him.

Yue Lianzhou's heart felt like a little beast gently poked him, but the other party was unaware of his lethality.

He snorted, "Okay, okay, listen to you."

The two took a total of ten clue cards.

I don't know how many there are from Yuli Lu, but I think it won't be more than them.

There are a total of thirty clues, and the treasure chest can only be opened after they are collected.

"Looks like we're going to speed up."

Jiang Wangye frowned and looked into the distance.

Yue Lianzhou was beside him with his hands in his pockets, like an old man who came to hang out.

"It's okay, if we can't complete the task, do we really want to sleep in the wild?"

Jiang Wangye glared at him again: "Can you be a little competitive?"

Yue Lianzhou shook his head: "There is no reward, there can't be."

"Isn't it a reward to go back to sleep in the villa?"

"I live a rough life, I can sleep anywhere, I don't choose."

Jiang Wangye thought about it, turned his head away, and didn't look at Yue Lianzhou. He knew that he liked to tease him, so he deliberately asked, "Then what counts as a reward?"

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and smiled.

"Mr. Jiang."

Yue Lianzhou found it easy to tell whether Jiang Wangye did it on purpose or not.

His expression may be deceiving, but his ears are not.

At this time, Jiang Wangye's ears were red, as if he could bleed.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Wangye turned his head, frowning, looking very impatient.

Yue Lianzhou leaned closer and looked into his eyes.

Jiang Wangye looked at him very calmly, he didn't even look away, and he didn't blush, just like his expression, straight steel, straight and open.

Yue Lianzhou started to turn off his mic, and then turned off his own mic, then approached his red ears, and teased him softly as he wished: "The reward I want can't be broadcast, what should I do?"

Those who deliberately asked such questions backed away as if they were burned.

This time his face was red too.

He didn't look at Yue Lianzhou, and walked forward quickly.

Yue Lianzhou grabbed him and smiled, "Mr. Jiang, if you don't know how to fish, you don't have to force yourself. Some fish will catch the bait by themselves."

After all, he turned on his microphone.

Jiang Wangye looked down at his hands arranging the headset for himself, his face was flushed, but his expression was calm, and he nodded: "I have been taught."

The author has something to say:

"When entertaining guests, if you don't ask for collections and comments, you don't have to force yourself. Some readers will collect comments by themselves."

The author said to himself while lying in front of the bowl.