Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Lu Youli was shocked, dazed, wronged, and angry.

He didn't understand why he was the one who came first, but now he was like an outsider.

"You have changed, the number one jungler in the world," Lu Yuli murmured, "You are indifferent to others scolding me, not only allowing others to scold me, but also chatting and laughing with the scolding people, the relationship between us Nosuke broke , Yue Lianzhou, you are so cruel!"

Keeping his chin propped up, he watched Jiang Wangye's No. [-] jungler in the world with interest, then condescendingly glanced at him, and then quickly turned his gaze back.

"Yes." He said perfunctorily, "but to correct you, there is no chatting and laughing, and there is no relationship or rupture."

Lin Shuangshuang was also shocked: "Damn it, brother, you can't do it, right? Turn on the camera to save face."

"Well, that's without feelings and breakups."

Lu Youli went to cry.

Jiang Wangye drank two mouthfuls of soup, but couldn't finish it with Yue Lianzhou's eyes on him.

He turned his head, his eyelids were half drooped, and his voice was lowered: "What are you looking at?"

Yue Lianzhou felt that he was really a psychopath. Jiang Wangye's appearance of being teased to the point of blowing his hair and being embarrassed to blow his hair was so cute, he liked it so much.

"Nothing to see."

After all, he is a ruthless person who can easily carry two boxes of bricks to the variety show. After being stared at, Yue Lianzhou restrained himself to show his respect.

The food tasted good, but the portion was not much. Jiang Wangye was not full after eating, so he ordered another pancake.

Lin Shuangshuang will join the filming group next month. Her role is a sick beauty. The director wants her to lose [-] catties before joining the group. At this time, she looks at Jiang Wangye enviously.

"Aren't you afraid of getting fat after eating so much?"

"I exercise a lot."

"I do a lot of exercise, I spend every day in the gym, but look," Lin Shuangshuang rolled up her sleeves to show off her muscles, "I'll be full of muscles after a little practice, and it's not easy to lose weight."

Jiang Wangye: "..."

Lu Youli also rolled up his sleeves and squeezed, compared with Lin Shuangshuang, and exclaimed, "Sister Shuang is amazing! Why are your muscles so big?"

Lin Shuangshuang pinched his neck angrily: "Can you speak human language? Can you speak human language? Can you speak human language?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Lu Youli rolled his eyes when he was pinched, and after escaping from Lin Shuangshuang's claws, he looked at Jiang Wangye, "Mr. Jiang, do you also exercise? Do you have muscles? Why can't I see it? Why are you so thin, even thinner than Sister Shuang?" ...Ah, thinner than me."

Jiang Wangye looked up at him expressionlessly.

Lu Youli didn't understand why, so he lowered the volume thoughtfully: "It's okay, don't be embarrassed, you all want to be thin to be a celebrity, so you are very dedicated!"

Jiang Wangye finished eating the cake in three mouthfuls, wiped his mouth and hands, and put his elbow on the table, motioning for Lu Youli.

"Come."

"what?"

Jiang Wangye twitched the corner of his mouth.

"The skinny little star wants to wrestle with you."

Lu Youli looked at his wrist, and felt that the thin one could break if he folded it.

"No way," Lu Youli was a little embarrassed, "Isn't this bullying you too much?"

Jiang Wangye said concisely: "Come."

Lu Youli put his elbows up hesitantly, "Although I don't exercise much, I'm naturally very energetic. I change the water for the water dispensers in our base. Mr. Jiang, we have such a good relationship, it will be aired for a while." It won't affect you badly."

Jiang Wangye's heart softened, and he thought that although Lu Youli was always playing in the minefield, he was not a bad person, so why don't you let him lose too badly...

"Teacher Jiang," Lu Youli looked at him sadly, "Forget it, I'm a poor actor, I can't play water, what if I make you lose too badly?"

Jiang Wangye looked at him coldly with half-lidded eyes.

"How about this, I am too strong, you can compare it with someone who is weaker."

Lu Youli turned his eyes away, first looked at Lin Shuangshuang, glanced at her muscles, and looked away.

Lin Shuangshuang: "..."

Lu Youli looked at his captain, his eyes lit up: "Compete with our captain!"

Yue Lianzhou patted his head: "Are you going to transfer next season?"

Lu Youli turned his gaze back, and sighed: "Okay. Come on, Mr. Jiang, if you can't, you can discuss with the director team to cut this episode off."

Jiang Wangye didn't answer, just beckoned with his hand.

The two officially started.

Lu Youli was still thinking about whether to act or not, when he felt an irresistible force snap his hand away.

He hurriedly tried to stabilize his position, his veins burst out, but it was useless.

For two seconds, Lu Youli put the back of his hand on the table, and opened his mouth wide to look at Jiang Wangye.

Jiang Wangye's expression was as usual, it was no more effortless than eating one more cake just now.

Lu Youli looked at his wrist, and then at his own.

"real or fake?"

"Again?" Jiang Wangye raised his elbow again.

His expression was cold, like the kind of peerless hero who kills without blinking an eye.

Lu Youli felt that he must have been careless for losing so quickly just now!He also raised his elbows.

"Come, come!"

Really careless.

This time for three seconds.

Lu Youli looked at him in shock, as if he was looking at some novel species.

"Mr. Jiang."

"Ok?"

"Are you really an ordinary person? You won't be Ultraman Saiyan, right? You won't be full of muscles, right?"

Said that Lu Youli stood up and reached out to feel if his body was not only bones but muscles.

Yue Lianzhou frowned and pushed him back.

"What are you doing with your hands and feet?"

Lu Youli was still thinking "Is Jiang Wangye a new species?" After being pushed back, he pushed Yue Lianzhou.

"Captain, please touch him, is he full of hard muscles?"

Yue Lianzhou teased him. This kind of untouchable topic was a bit too frivolous, so he patted Lu Youli's head: "Okay, let's enjoy your meal. Let's leave after eating."

Lu Youli was successfully diverted from the topic, and he waved his hands back to cheer them on.

"You guys look for clues, find more and save the children!"

The two of them left the vegetarian restaurant, the sunlight on Nanf's head outside was so poisonous that people couldn't keep their eyes open.

The shade is relatively narrow and can only shelter one person.Jiang Wangye's cold white skin is not afraid of the sun, he wants to give up the shade of the tree to Yue Lianzhou, and walk in the sun by himself.

Yue Lianzhou was helpless: "Mr. Jiang, in your heart, am I just not a human being?"

Jiang Wangye thinks about it too. After the broadcast, Yue Lianzhou is afraid that he will be scolded by netizens.

"Then let's go one after the other."

Talking very consciously walked ahead.

Two minutes later, Jiang Wangye turned around.

"Change location."

He didn't know if he was too narcissistic, but he always felt that Yue Lianzhou's gaze was always on him.

Yue Lianzhou didn't say anything, and walked ahead consciously.

After walking for less than 30 seconds, Yue Lianzhou stopped and sighed.

"No, my jungle instinct can't tolerate someone following me behind my back."

"What should I do?"

Yue Lianzhou looked at his embarrassed expression and couldn't hold back.

"How about we squeeze together?"

Jiang Wangye fell into deep thought, actually considering the feasibility.

The photographer beside him couldn't help it: "Those two teachers, the sun is just a little more poisonous, it seems not poisonous."

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